TheUglyGuy
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Honestly, I could use this.
Nov 9, 2023 1:21 AM
TheUglyGuy
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Honestly, I could use this.
RedCamaro
Is that Aquaman?
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idiotsonfire
Jesus also said that the meaning of Christmas was that there is a time and place for certain things, Charlie Brown.
thesved
PrizzZon
inevermadeone
davesaint01930
I wanted to open a place in Boston that was a bunch of roo.s for business people to come in and nap for an hour for a fee. Everyone laughed at me
gnomedeplume
good thing he complied, they could have charged him with resisting a rest
erikleorga
I've been 3 weeks unemployed (about to get a new job, just have to sign the paperwork), and in those 3 weeks I've caught up on 3 years of missed sleep.
SolHSA
I foresee edited versions of this where "a few hours" is increased somewhat.
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Be the charge you want to foresee in the world!
SolHSA
/a/dqx3bhr there you go
profloyo
“ I am sorry buddy, we’re gonna have to tuck you in”
mastercave
At first glance, I thought they were putting Aquaman in an aquarium
nemocares
That's a very large cell.
Mansooratyale
But my deadlines? The kids? /S
Shaows
The cops forgot to beat him off before putting him in cell
080080
that's a sedative.
Martinpapabear
He's White, he gets a pat on the back and coffee with no human fluids 🤒
VibratingNipples
beat him with pillows
itsallaboutthecones
Nah, they beat him off in bed to make sure he's nice and relaxed before night night time.
vakler
I've been doing this all wrong. Where do I get a cell?
monysan
And after
Shaows
And while he was getting cleaned up in the prizzzon showers
monysan
Thats not fighting... Thats sword fighting or hide the stick
NinjaBauer
That's the job of the beater maids.
SternLecture
they made him leave the teddy bear
Snooj
Maybe it's in his jacket. It's not in the bed when he arrives.
Mumalot
TeddyBear is there; serving CommunityService.
SternLecture
probably from public nudity charges
jenw
This is how a dui used to work in the 80s
HandoB4Javert
1780's?
JimJim11
Right? They made one of 2 decisions based off your level of intoxity. Take you in to sleep it off or follow you home and wait until you get safe inside. I’m not saying it was a good system but the world was a different place back than.
CommentBot2000
Looks like the drunk tank.
ExTechOp
Over here in Finland, if the police find you out so drunk as to be incapable of taking care of yourself they will hand you to the local "detox centre" and you'll be allowed to leave once you're dry enough to handle yourself. DUI is of course a different matter. https://www.hel.fi/en/health-and-social-services/health-care/substance-abuse-services/detoxification-centre
Goatfer
Kinda how it still works in Wisconsin
stillnotawake
So he was...a-rested?
HotDogPantsX
atthe100club
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Yes.
atrielienz
No. It's just sparkling padded room.
frankmanhattan
Because without Mr. Wendel it can't be Arrested Development.
thesved
I love the esoteric levels of this exchange
HeresYourSauce
Holy fuck fund this shit.
Ivalicenyan
No.
APenguinInATuxedo
Yes
Ivalicenyan
You want to fund the possibility that cops could arrest you against your will on the basis that they think you look like you'd need it? What if youre out shopping for groceries on the one day off you get a week? What if a parent dies and all week long you been planning the funeral. What if the cops are racist and can just hide behind the excuse "they looked tired" to arrest any colored they see? Why the fuck would you want to fund that? Having a cute comic about it doesn't change this ugly world
Ivalicenyan
"We should fund cops arresting tired people to force them to take a nap" is akin to saying "I'm so naive and fucking stupid that I don't acknowledge the possibility that our corrupt justice system won't use this tactics to abuse, exploit, and steal from the public" Did you forget what world you live in? Or do you live in a make believe pretend world thinking that cops can do no wrong?
reineseele
What comes next police officers that serve the common people?
MythIncarnate
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