Mad cookies

Mar 10, 2018 2:31 AM

iwasdoingfinelurking

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FP Edit: Special thanks to @RightTurnClyde and @EviIMonkey

And a vaper was born.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vape Nation

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thought that kid was ganna blow some O’s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks cold.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

So cold his clone shows up at the end!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Surely that can't be very healthy...? Can anyone explain?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huffing and puffing, starting young

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For someone with bad breath so you can dodge it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a cute kid!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd eat that all fuckin day, but isn't too much of that lethal?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is, I think. I remember reading that some kids died in China doing this. I don't remember the exact reason, but it was related to it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fantastic Treats and Where to Find Them

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This sort of food stuff makes me nervous. There was a woman who lost a lot of her digestive tract because he drink had nitrogen that wasn't-

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quite all evaporated. Dangerous

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's to bad they don't taste better. Really overpriced for how meh they taste

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where is this?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had it at the MOA, but I've seen it at random malls in a few state. That cup in the Gif is probs 12+ dollars, not worth in my opinion

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that the boxer kid?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was tripping... He's a twin.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

came to the comments to find this

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I want to know what the place is called that makes these dragon cookies. Totally not to act like a 6 year old and breath smoke on my bf.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’ll be exhausted when he’s done.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We get it. You vape!

8 years ago | Likes 786 Dislikes 21

#echoes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

Sublime.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is dry ice good for lungs?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Was this dry ice? I heard it was liquid Nitrogen in a comment further up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dry ice = liquid nitrogen

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dry ice is solid carbon dioxide. It's not liquid nitrogen. If it was liquid it wouldn't be called ice.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are indeed correct and I was wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can´t you pass out from breathing in CO2 like that?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, though CO2 triggers gasp&cough reflexes so your lungs would clear themselves pretty violently soon.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The issue is that carbon dioxide replaces oxygen in your blood as the hemoglobin carries it better.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Google says yes.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Btw those give you mad shits. Just letting you know from experience

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Doesnt that shock of cold crack your teeth or something

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Finally, I haven't shit in weeks!!! Where can I get this miracle laxative?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Sugar free gummy bears can help too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Breathe smoke, shit liquid.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The face of pure surprise and joy!

8 years ago | Likes 658 Dislikes 1

I get that face every time I smoke a bowel.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Fuck, I legitimately laughed. Then I pictured it and immediately regretted it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You nasty

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

HAH please don't smoke bowels

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

With that chain he’s wearing it is likely New Jersey. It’s part of their adolescent male ritual.

8 years ago | Likes 527 Dislikes 11

Or a South Texas kid...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

We had those growing up in south GA. Including "duck" boots and shotgun shell belts. Never had any of those. Wasn't cool enough and broke.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plus he has a buzz cut just like his brother and they are wearing sports branded jackets

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

He's actually a boxer. He's been on ellen

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was gonna guess south fl but all those people are from jersey/New York anyway

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? We're worried about Trump, when the real embarrassment has always been this kids parents and their brethren.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

NJ born and raised. Can confirm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is a young boxer from Georgia

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

male? i thought it was a girl

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

JOISEEY

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

No one here says that lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No one pronounces it like that. NO ONE.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I do. Checkmate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

No one that actually lives in Jersey, at least.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ol' Musky does

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've heard New Yorkers do it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*long islanders

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

What in the fuck is this

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Black and Decker pecker wrecker.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's just Becky

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

A good example for cringe

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 11, 2018 6:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It's true, just look how she is virtue signaling by gasping delighted at black mooseknuckles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're "not retarded" though

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 6

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 11, 2018 1:56 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No u haha fucking got him

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been working on it for years, bro

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I keep hitting checkpoints and failing at it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where and what ?

8 years ago | Likes 2089 Dislikes 0

I'd like to know too, looks awesome

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Mad weed and cigarettes.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Diagon Alley, something edible and magical?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet lab Dacula, GA

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I'll have to check that out-- had no idea.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dippin Dots 2.0

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ice cream of the future.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Crack that smokes itself

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also why?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

fun

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and how?

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Science

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And where?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Certain places.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Based on the haircut, sweats, and gold chain... guessing Franklin St. @ UNC

8 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 5

Bitter duke fan?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't he that kid boxer who's on that show with Steve Harvey?

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8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

That's oddly specific

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Accurate

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone from NC yeah that sounds about right

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ditto

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or british.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Don't forget the under armor, that's a telltale sign

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

UNC?

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University of North Carolina

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

UNC Charlotte or UNC Chapel Hill?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

UNCC is Charlotte. UNC is Chapel Hill b/c it’s the original UNC school.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chapel hill. Don’t associate us 49ers with those cunty Tar Heels.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

The Florida Mall in Orlando has two kyosks selling Dragon's Breath. Super fun!

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

It's like giant cereal drenched in liquid nitrogen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But then you have to go to the Florida Mall...

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

if you live in florida it’s alright to be with ur people so i’ll bring u sum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet if you Google it the top results is an article on a crime. - Orlando resident.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liquid nitrogen dessert or "Dragon's Breath" is what it's called. It's things like ice cream dipped into liquid nitrogen.

8 years ago | Likes 1073 Dislikes 1

I’ll take 100

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool. So where?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

know any place in or near seattle?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even ice cream. When I got it, it was an over glorified Crunch berry

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Sounds good to me

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It gives you freezer burn and scrapes the fuck out of your mouth...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We get it, you vape.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Rellik29 just a headsup dragonbreath I also a chilli pepper, currently at 6.8 million scoville's if I recall

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that safe?

8 years ago | Likes 437 Dislikes 1

As safe as something deep fried. You don't drink hot oil that food is dipped in, and you don't drink liquid nitrogen this is dipped in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Safe-ish

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it gets stuck to your tongue and it feels a little weird but it's safe and it's pretty cool!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

80% of what you breath is Nitrogen. The only danger would be temperature as far as I know since Nitrogen only liquefies at -200 Celsius

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right. And magma is totally safe except for the part where liquid rock is kind of hot.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We made something similar at university. I would recommend small chunks at once ;)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marginally. As long as you keep chewing you should be good, And it's not a highly absorbent cookie. Source: did outreach with liq nitrogen

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Damn, that reads like a Final Destination screenplay.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like user error, u shouldn't be mixing it and not allowing it to evaporate, and it seems like bar had no training for proper food use.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

That’s a pretty horrifying story.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

True, but that was basically drinking an entire shot of the stuff.

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for that. Just scratched that off of the bucket list

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's basically what dip-n-dot's are.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They’re kept in dry ice, so not quite as cold.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Flash frozen?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look, do you want to be safe, or do you want to eat a novelty dessert?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. People have gotten holes in their stomach from liquid nitrogen-chilled cocktails where residual liquid nitrogen got in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Entirely safe, in fact more and more chefs are exploring chemistry to create food, this is fine as long as u don't drink the liquid.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

You can drink it, just need basic phisics knowledge not to get burned.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

If you don't try to drink the liquid nitrogen, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can actually drink small amounts safely. It evaporates just as it is leaving your mouth so you blow out some crystalized water from 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mouth and nose. However I wouldn't suggest people do it as that's how idiots usually hurt themselves. On the other had - natural selection.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably, the heat of your mouth would pretty much instantly evaporate any left over nitrogen. And nitrogen its self is pretty much harmless

8 years ago | Likes 472 Dislikes 2

I had it last week, and it depends who had it. They ask you to not touch the bottom of the cup or drink the liquid (nitrogen) at the bottom.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eeyup. Not 100% sure, but it might be equatable to eating super cold ice-cubes since it's ice-cream. Now drinking liquid nitrogen, nope.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Mar 10, 2018 9:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Heard a story about a guy that did that in a physics lab. He had a nearly continuous belch for like twenty minutes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless it's presence displaces oxygen, because then you die of hypoxia. It's like suffocating even though you can breathe just fine.

8 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 9

You stupid fucking liar. The air you're breathing right now is mainly nitrogen, it ain't "displacing" the oxygen. Goddamn you retard.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

How much nitrogen do you think is in those cookies?

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Nitrogen is not a problem here, indeed. But if the cookie is at -195°C, I don't see how it does not burn the tongue. Unless it has very low

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

heat capacity.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Leidenfrost effect. The cookie doesn't get down to - 195. That's just the temperature nitrogen boils at.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Pretty much in regards to the well being of your 10 year old kid.

8 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 20

The weirdest thing is that this got upvotes.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I said pretty much because it’s still possible to die from asphyxiation but nitrogen isn’t toxic or anything and there isn’t much there

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Pretty much as in we breathe it in all the time

8 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

Look up the composition of the atmosphere and your own body buddy. Nitrogen is everywhere

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Beware of helicopter parenting. If you worry too much about never exposing your child to any form of danger and negativity it can 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As long as you keep it moving, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea. Nitro cold brew coffee is really popular.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only reported injuries from it IIRC were from people disregarding the explicit safety instructions given before and during.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People paid big bucks to eat this shit ten years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd pay big bucks to eat this shit now!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been paying next to nothing for eating shit for decades.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s not worth the big bucks.

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