compfreak530
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What is it. Don't lie.. internet purchase counts..
Nov 10, 2017 6:07 AM
compfreak530
101347
957
42
What is it. Don't lie.. internet purchase counts..
FleebCollector
Cake pans. Not a good situation there...
BadgerlandBandit
Lenovo B590 Batteries... I got the Scott's Tots covered!
ILikeSciFi
I get that reference bro
millenniumdragon
Bitcoin lol, so either I'll crash the market or get stupid rich :D
Ninjafrog
Oh god, so you're the reason why it dropped 1000 dollars!
millenniumdragon
Shhh don't let the others know, it wasn't on purpose
DoctorSirCaptain
10 slices of bacon
PornhubsFirstTree
Will be a short life, but delicious.
KurtHamster
Congrats on getting fat!
Darwinthenaturalselector
Now it's 120 slices of bacon...per day...for the rest of your life...
BananaForScaIe
Karl, King of Bacon!
Yesferatoo
He ded
ThanksSir
“I know what I’m about son” - Ron Swanson
Gribblecillin
Free cruelty free bacon factory. What a goldmine.
AtomikMolotov
Do I have to use all 12 a day because I bought energy drinks. A lifetime supply won't be very many.
Ziexoro
Same actually. I bought Monster energy + a candy can chocolate bar. I've never had either before. Haven't tried the monster yet..
SarcasticSwede
Same for me. Guess we'll have to learn to live without a heart.
MrRobSteel
Well, you're probably on Imgur for a reason.
BigSecksi
I lived off of 90% energy drinks for 3-4 years. It probably only took like 2 decades off my life. You will be fine.
Amdrauder
I had 12 once, was literally distracted, literally the most stupid thing I've done, didn't touch em for months.
Jessicalypso
Im in this fucking death train too. At least it will be a sweet short life.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
Hey, I did the same!
TheRealAngelS
Doesn't specify, so I'd say you can also sell the stuff. Last thing I bought was two 20piece "books" of leaf gold, so... YAY. xD
KurtHamster
Baby carrots and energy drink.. this is gonna be a weird time..
smadge1
Drivers licence... oh no
rabbiebabbie
Sell extra licenses to college students for fake IDs. $150 a pop
YCMEHSFI
This guy...
TheGoodKingOfImgur
Liquor store might get suspicious with 20,000 people having the same name and address
misspoopsalot
Bop it... I wish I was kidding...
rix586
What?! Haha. Christmas shopping?
misspoopsalot
Nope, I’m spending a few days in the next town with friends, decided to buy one and play
FracturedUnity
Pokemon Ultra Moon.
IcyLucario
:D
spacepiratestarjammer
Cigarettes, I was trying to quit!
lkand77110
Same!!!
Rastony
Fuck! Cabbage!
HelpfulCorn
MY CABBAGES!
OfficialTeamEcchiMember
Well, I'll never run out of toothpaste again, I've got that going for me
Loominati
A prostitute
RandyBats
You're fucked
Arcred
Pizza, I don't see a downside to this
Drzhivago138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWfKi9INr-8
jjm152
Same. Pizza bros for life.
WoefulWombat
Same! I got a BBQ chicken and a marinara.
TharrickLawson
Pizza and cheesy chips!
svenelven
Same...
claynipple
Same. And chicken nuggets
NotBender
Same, ham and mushroom with a peppery red pepper sauce
SlammingItUp
But do you get 12 pizzas? Or 12 slices of pizza?
RickMorty
CamelSpotter
MarkHughes
Same, Pepperoni :) I sure could live with that.
aFuckinChair
A... Dildo.
mediocrejoker
haha, gay :D
aFuckinChair
Well not really, but who knows...
mediocrejoker
I'm gay for burgers only, sorry :(
IThoughtIWasInnocent
Oh boy ... you gonna open a SEX Shop.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Yeah but what did you buy?
IHeartBouncyThings
Do credit card payments count? If so then daaaamn I may quit my job
Caribounaw
?
IHeartBouncyThings
Paid off 1500$ on the credit card so I could run all my transactions through the card and be ok
nugo520
my own birthday cake....
cocoacow2000
Happy birthday! At least you know you'll like the cake
GandalfTheTartan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUGO :D
AntiSocialCommune
College tuition...
NotAgainPetunias
If you could pay 12 of ANYONE'S college tuition...
OlMuskyTheMartian
You're well on your way to becoming a doctor!
ToppingStella
Brazilian wax...
londonerdanny
Pics or it doesn't count ;)
ToppingStella
Haha! Nice try slick! ;) I'm pretty camera shy as it is and the nether-region is MORE shy
merekson
Wouldn't we call you slick if your nether-region was just waxed?
TheDreadLordSithis
ToppingStella
I just saw this movie this past weekend for the very first time.
RoxanneLaWin
Twelve times a day. Up on the table. You may as well just stay there.
RabidDingo
Ooooh
rabbiebabbie
If you got extra give then out to your friends as gifts!
KurtHamster
Or a root canal..
ToppingStella
I would take a Brazilian wax 12 times a day over a root canal any day. ????
captbananapants
Beautician: "You sure? This is the 6th one today.." You: "I CAN'T STOP PLEASE BE GENTLE"
BiteyMcNomNoms
Say goodbye to the skin on your nethers...
ToppingStella
There's still skin there.
BiteyMcNomNoms
For now...
metallgoddess
Pfft not after 12 a day
ToppingStella
12 a day..yes my skin would be gone. Once a month, perfect!
rabbiebabbie
Eh I don't blame your friends lol I wouldn't let hot wax near my junk. My ex did it for me for trip we were taking and made me suffer for it
ToppingStella
I personally love the hot wax feeling. It's just what happens after it cools some. But, like I said, worth it for me. ????
ToppingStella
Oh no! Well, it isn't the most fun I agree. But I feel it's worth it for myself. But it shouldn't be torture..just a tad uncomfortable.
rabbiebabbie
Just a tad uncomfortable haha you've got tough skin!
ToppingStella
What ladies do for beauty..you get used to it.
rabbiebabbie
Eh this one's optional not all guys want the smooth as a baby's bottom look I like to know I'm with an actual grown women haha
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It's torture for me. Thick, sturdy hair and extremely sensitive skin. Just ends up in a mess of red itchy bumps. Not worth it.
ToppingStella
The trick is to use products after. Gentle exfoliation to prevent ingrowns ????
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I have tried every trick. Nothing works. My skin is literally very sensitive, and the individual hairs are thick and deep and there are a /1
MandingRey
What do I do with so many vasectomies?
WATHAPPENED
On again, off again. On again, off again.On again, off again.On again, off again.On again, off again.On again, off again.On again, off again
FlyingButtPliers
Start a YouTube prank channel
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
"What do you mean I can no longer have kids?" "It was just a prank, bro!"
TheRealDrPepper
A cat.
TheRealDrPepper
Shit.......
LVL80CatLady
MY DREAM.
SoftLineSketches
Username confirmed
MeggieMonster
Cat beds... I have a life supply of cat beds.
keelikat
I have a life supply of wet cat food
LVL80CatLady
One can never have too many catbeds that the cats don't give a shit about!
Keasey87
We should hang out since I would have a lifetime supply of cat litter. Perhaps start a cat petting business.
cocoacow2000
Just get more cats. Boom. Problem solved!
LordLatrine
I paid my rent...
nanyatenyaa
You didn't buy anything though. You lost.
TheKingOfConquerors
That means your rent is covered forever.
ThomasMcMullin
As are his 11 other equally priced apartments. Time to become an Airbnb slum lord!
sebvit
Times 30, cus he probably paid rent for the next month
sleepynotsleazy
Who pays rent in the middle of the month? Unless you don’t buy much of anything else...
LordLatrine
It was the 9th... And yes. I am not very prompt or responsible.
cauliflowersweetandsour
I think you win. I'll pay for gas, I prefer free rent.
TheFeralDog
I just closed on a 250k house, I'm pretty stoked about now
LupusIgnis
12*30 houses to you.
TheRealWhaleLord
Did the math. You'll own every house in the U.S. In about
TheRealWhaleLord
28539 years!
NotTheSharpestSpoonInTheDrawer
Based on 125m households?
TheRealWhaleLord
Yes
EmissaryofGondor
I bought McChickens and large fries, maybe we can work out a deal?
TimmyDans
Ugh so much yard work
captbananapants
Pay gardeners in houses.
TimmyDans
But then those gardeners start breaking the plumbing
JiffyDealer
Lingerie for my wife.
copea
Do you get 12 new wives a day then?
TayTay051
"For my wife"
rylecx
and now also his 11 girlfriends
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
a day*
rylecx
he could just be getting them each one a day. i'm sure they wont find it suspicious
SilentScreamsBrokenDreamsiLostMyself
Anyone need a free pregnancy test. :/
Th3Lionheart
Grats?
ticklesvcrumb
Haha me too. Hope you got the result you wanted.
Racealistic
So... Positive or Negative?
SilentScreamsBrokenDreamsiLostMyself
Negative
Racealistic
Is..that good news?
SilentScreamsBrokenDreamsiLostMyself
Yes, very good news.
Racealistic
Hahaha sweet! Congratulations :D
chsampson919000
I had a tooth extracted at the dentist....well this game sucks
LeeTheEnginee
Yeah, I thought a dental cleaning was pretty bad. 12 dental cleanings per day is like having a professional tooth brush after every snack.
HelpfulCorn
You'll be Cletus in no time
Hungrypiemonger
12 extractions a day...well at least you're done in 3 days.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
What if it was groceries and I bought several things at once?
compfreak530
The very last item you scanned..
Stoneheartedlady
Stilton cheese...
ThanksToDenialImImmortal
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
VeggieWombat
There's only one "buying action". So he get a copy of his/her full cart. Duh.
kanybal
Shit. The spinach raviolis were scanned last...
wuzzyvear
No way! I play Magic the Gathering! I know how triggers work! He pays the cost all at once, the whole puchase resolves together!
nagesagi
Unless you're playing Yugioh, in which case it is a stack, last triggered gets resolved first
wuzzyvear
Stack rules in Magic too. I'm saying it's like a Single spell with Multiple effects though. Ex: put five creatures onto the battlefield.
nagesagi
Ah, gotcha. Only played Magic briefly, so didn't know about that.
natalieummyeah
A space heater. I’ll either start a fire or never be cold again. Probably both.
SpookyMittens
Fiji water. . . 12 Fiji waters. Guess I can start my adventuring career now with my decanter of not-quite-endless water.
randomowl23
Butternut squash...
Jaboticaba
Toothepaste
FourByFourAnimalStyle
Oreos
LexiaStark
A pack of rainbow carrots
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
Bread. A fucking ass load of bread. Well, I can help feed the less fortunate so that's a big plus!
gingerpholife
The less fortunate are gluten free
Incidentally
I got Walmart bike pedals... Fuck.
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
OK, does it count a non-scan item being input into a self-checkout?
fandango6682
Yes, just what was it
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
In that case it would be a pizza bread. Dangit I was hoping for only scanned because then it'd be a bottle of coke
OlMuskyTheMartian
God damn it I need to know
AlwaysandEventuallyHannah
It was a pizza bread
GodApollo
Oh boy 12 brand new dragon dildos every day. I might need to buy another storage container i already have too many.
kinkycombatcutie12b
Same
SexualConsent
RabidEjaculator
SexualConsent
Username checks out
ILikeSciFi
Look at this fuckin pleb using a storage container other than them self for dragon dildos
clem2270
what are their names?
Vanyan
Another Bad Dragon fan! :D
ephemra
Fuckin. Toilet. Bowl. Lights.
ItsMattyNotDaddy
Gotta know where your aiming
DrSharkbite
AbyssinianRem
Those are amazing. They're motion activated and change colors. Rainbow toilet! Great for getting up to tinkle in the night.
ThisIsWhyIimgur
Free for review, like me too? Lol
zorj
That's great. Never heard of them but I'm laughing.
PornhubsFirstTree
That's a thing?
TimmyDans
Yep
ToppingStella
But why? What's the rationale for toilet bowl lights..
ephemra
They're for night peeing so you don't have to flip on the light if you're trying to stay half asleep.
PostmasterG
It is so you don't shit on the floor...
Yesferatoo
Gasoline. I win motherf*ckers.
PowertotheCosmicCunt
ME TO YESSSSS
PowertotheCosmicCunt
Fuck *too
buttpunch13
Chicken nuggets, I win mother fucker!!!!!
CmfMttnPpl
Idk i got whiskey, I think I'll be alright
DTtom
Taxi Rides. I win.
FoxUnderTheMountain
Browsing random, so I'm a bit late, but same.
SpiritusInvictus
No I win, Korean BBQ with beer.
MurlocJoe
Flighttime for a helicopter here ;)
Zombehinherbutt
A set of 4 tires. Check.
reallyannoyedwithhavingtochoosemyownname
Hookers. I now don't need the gas to go see them. I win.
TURDSTOMPER
What kind of pessant doesnt have a chauffeur? (12 uber rides/day)
xanadudu
I'll trade you 12 cheap phone cases a day.
fruitybootyhole
Goddamnit. 10pc chicken nuggets. Fuck me bros.
KurtHamster
Nice! Better get some storage though.. 12 refills a day is a lot of gas!! (Just like with coffee!)
nipplepanties
Saudi oil money coming at ya
Dannyxrain
Doubleclic
idk, i just got pizza and wings...
Hutchy01
Until the US invades you.
jopo1216
I bought taco bell so i guess ill have gas for the rest of my life too
LikelyLad5
Same
Frostkyte
Same. 12 gallons yesterday. So 144 gallons a day. Time to burn something big.
doctorbanana
400 gal every day for me.
aninvisiblemaniac
same, 10 gallons
aninvisiblemaniac
so 120 a day
NeverGetsTheNuke
I would have had gasoline if it weren't for that damn quesadilla box at taco Bell... My Life is ruined
zerobrace
I get 12 chick fil a chicken biscuits. I can trade for gas
idkalan
Same, I bought 10 gallons for $24 & I normally fill up every 2 weeks. So I guess I should now buy a gas tank
BackfiringE28
Gasoline 50 liters x12 a day! Sweet!
DaOllieGSauce
Same!
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
I win with taxi rides, driver, car and gas mofo
MahalleinirRising
Beer. Wanna be my ride?
onerepmax
Ayyy same here, 10 gallons worth, gonna be rich boi.
CommentBot3000
Nah, enough people will flood the market with cheap gasoline causing widespread unemployment.
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
I got gummy bears, I win in my world.
Intelletc
I bought 12 Beers so does that mean that I will have 144 beers a day?
MrBobb1
You should sell the beers and buy a calculator.
Intelletc
Are you implying that 12 × 12 is not 144?
stilltoobigg
Well yeah but can it beat pizza?
wuzzyvear
$10 dinner box from Pizza Hut containing: medium pizza, breadsticks and cinnamon sticks with dipping sauces, plus cajun fries and soda.
ShinyMatador
I concur wholeheartedly, my friend. Last thing I bought was 0.003 bitcoin. I literally bought money.
h3art5am3ss
Okay, but ( if I math right, which I don't normally) that is 0.036 bitcoin per day, right? That's still awesome
CrazyChemKid
I get 12 bottles of Vyvanse... I guess I will never sleep again lol!
314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
12 gasolines per day. Nice
Labape79
Pi
PiGuy314
You called?
314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494
There can't be two of us. Only one way to settle this: http://illuminations.nctm.org/pifight/
biggreencow
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/e8/84/93/e8849370ec5e2f71464a275b72e73cc8.jpg
FreeBreastReductionConsultation
I see your 12 gasolines and raise you 16 gasolines
ibeandrew
Damn. The perfect hand.
ChimneyImps
Well I use all 5 parts of The Forbidden One to summon the legendary Exodia!
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I RAISE YOU A ROYAL FLUSH Oh my god it's leaking everywhere AHH
ibeandrew
Shit... SHIT ! GET SOME PAPER TOWELS!
JediMasterFett
Not so fast...last thing I bought was a house
wuzzyvear
Fixed it (better suspense) *Not so fast, last thing I bought... was a house.
Leeloothedog
thanks hitler
illegalacorn
Congrats on 12 mortgages daily
Enoan
I payed for a semester of college last night. What do I do with 12 semesters a day?
compfreak530
Give them away of course
TehStoner
I bought a car... do I get 12 of the same model and year? Or just 12 random cars?
twisster76
FTS, I've owned multiple houses...
alturia00
Congratulations on he 12 debts per day, since the bank bought the house and you just bought a loan.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The house is still worth more than the loan, so he'd come out ahead. If he could keep up with selling them all, he'd be rolling in it.
glassweaver
Personally, I paid cash for my vacation house. Sure, wasn't the last thing I bought, but don't assume everyone is as poor as you.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Just because you don't pay cash doesn't mean you're poor. Where I live, an average house costs a million bucks. Not tons of people can /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
pay cash for that. Plenty of people putting down $400-500k downpayments though. So if you call that poor, then sure. /2
glassweaver
That was a jab, but maybe I wasn't clear on the actual point I wanted, which was that assuming everyone is in debt with their house is dumb.
2graves
Was it really?
JediMasterFett
Indeed
chrissl199815
Congrats
themayorofcandyland
Congrats on the new pad!
JediMasterFett
Thanks!! Process sucks but it’s exciting!
Leonidas55
I win. I bought a lottery ticket. Sooner or later it’ll pay off.
Hutchy01
Until the US invades you.
will242
They only invade if I refuse to sell to them.
thecrakaman
This guy, prepare to suddenly have WMD's
prettyselfexplanatory
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1052/1*RLK89CoXdnSD4umj5q3CjA.png be like jeff
KakarikoKid
Lucky mother f***er
iWillReverseIt
**** ***
Gamebruh22
Depends on how many gallons you bought
WhoYouGonnaCallGhostNappa
Enough
SmeachThePeach
12 times however many gallons since that was the whole purchase
Rusticshine
My truck holds 34 gallons. i bought 26 gallons yesterday... Im goooooood for a while
KakarikoKid
12 times, each day. He/she wins.
Sfvksvv
11L with 20e, good enough!
eggmuffin
One tank. So he gets twelve tanks.