Sep 3, 2019 2:09 AM
ImGoingBackToBed
147629
5459
125
Jenno13
London Overground line... Very smooth....
jpoundPandaMaker22
He obviously already tried this already that day and was turned down with that half empty bottle of wine
Nukemouse
Its a numbers game.
Germanborn
Maybe it wasn't even the only bottle he had.
IAmRelevantToThis
Came looking in the comments for someone else who spotted that, thank you! I hope he washed up the glasses in between...
Lol, your welcome my friend.. it's doubtful he did.. did the grapes look half eaten to you too?
cowbellrx
I've seen better pickup lines on India tinder
EnigmaV8
#gifsthatendtoosoon
znexx
I think the ending might exist one some "hub" of something online. I think I've seen videos with similar actors there
penut61
Too soon
pflugerville
We missed the complete and utter rejection that was about to ensue
veritasgear
"Oh my god what a bitch, I was just being a nice guy"
loserisms
So what happens?
CherubCow
He screams "God is great!" and blows up the bus :'(
*subway, train, tram, whatever
SJohnson23
Tube.
6Oh4
TheMicktrex
This post bringing out all the incels declaring how they’d happily accept this kind of unwanted public attention.
Facts.
QuantumInc
Mostly the women are just confused and entertained, but they are definitely not drinking anything that man has to offer.
joeys2323
That dude to the right was dying the whole time
GravyEducation
We should all be more like guy on the right
NewToTheEnterwbs
THEN THEY didn't have coitus
hisdudenesselduderino
How did you two meet? Oh he sat next to me on the subway and started pulling out a table and food... -no one ever
GuardianDinklage
As soon as the subway stops they shit is going flying
bluntfakie
That’s the London Overground, it’s a very smooth ride.
punkininstigator
Either way you’re wombling free
apostasy
I don't upvote much, but this comment deserved it
IllegalDuckling
So she better drink fast
TA2019
Jesus christ, *their shit. Their shit is going flying. Has no one taught you proper english man?
BuzzedLightBeerz
Clearly a typo, Mr. Wonderful
I meant that shit but my phone must have ac. Sorry
Ashokaaa
A certain someone is angry. I would rather see small mistakes than everyone profusely excusing their bad english.
Well I'm gifted with reading past most mistakes so I don't notice them at all. Also this seems to have been a case of auto correct.
fredsneed
Damn. And I thought I was gifted with reading future mistakes.
Tell me mine then, please. Life is a hell hole. Would be nice to know what is coming.
girlypants91
I would have moved seats at second 3
AlfredDPrince
becausesoupwascold
gonutsfordonuts
If they know each other its kinda cute. if not, fucking creepy and embarrassing. She has her headphones in dude
ARoseByAnyOtherNameIsJustAsSweet
She didn't take them out at any point so obviously is not loving his approach.
jakeinthehood
Notice the bottle is already half empty. Not his first attempt. This is really creepy even if its just a joke
Lankinator
London Overground
Davld0811
She's so uncomfortable at second 4
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Also seconds 5 through 55
YesThisIsPhteven
I don't know why, but I checked to see if the video was actually 55 seconds
Was it?
HypnagogicHallucinations
55 seconds
ohDannyBoi
HurtfulThings
The eye roll at 36 seconds is my favorite!
iamdeadlol
Nickelbackfat
Earbuds don’t budge and she’s playing eyeball tag with the rest of the car. Dude. This isn’t your moment.
Crimmins
Yeah seems like she would be boring beyond belief, I'd join him as a dude. Nobody ever wines and dines me.
If you can't tell this is a joke, and he is clearly joking around. You probably are a complete bore.
sundaymondayhippyday
a fun female would welcome any attention I’m sure
Freedumbed
She sucks. Dont look at everyone else. Make a story how you met your husband or molester.
SteadySpiff
Agree she looks to the rest of the train like those boring normies approval is worth more than checking this guy out
Your First Day As A Woman I’m Assuming...She’s uncomfortable+ looking for reassurance - Not Approval. You absolute (checks words) Normie!
NotMyDad
Damn. I did not expect to laugh that hard outta nowhere.
HumfreeBugart
If I don't look, maybe he'll go away
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
The woman walking down the street's mantra.
ZetallicA
If she is uncomfortable she should let him know instead of smiling like she like it. This is so confusing
egaode
She is mildly amused but also terrified
I can see the smile. I cannot see the terror. Here s an idea of someone not wanting something
ScawyComment
That’s how crazy stabs you. “Politeness” for women means survival
Though ignoring instincts and “gut feelings” in favor of that socialized politeness still gets many raped and killed.
Probably. Def she was polite and he was as well.
ThatIsMyPassword
She doesn't know if he's just weird or actually crazy. I wouldn't want to do anything that might make him aggressive if he's the latter.
Remaining calm is a great thing to do. She was also smiling.. that's misleading
She needs to keep him calm, not herself. Smiling is a tool to do that. If he's actually being misled by that 'smile' she made the right call
EnokMolkeHansson
that is NOT a happy smile
Soupwitch
TheGhostInAJar
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Her eyes are screaming for help
Sionas
Bruh that's weird af
DillPixels
I’m weird enough to go along with it. But I also didnt grow up in the big city so I’d probably end up dead from being too trusting.
cptnshankahoe
Me 2 buddy, me 2
mysticalflamingo
Same I'd leave the food but bottoms up lol
pizzapicasso
No u
gunnexx
just a bit of craic
BlowinInTheWind
pretty sure he’s only doing it for the views. who the hell carry all that crap with them.
niightrider
You never know when you're gonna meet your future wife
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
Super rapists.
rosencrantz2012
A goddamn synth, that's who.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
[Daft Punk disliked that]
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Well was he really offering just to her or to everyone on the train? I think his gesture was very inclusive
bobstallone
He can politely offer, but I'd hope that anyone else would also politely decline
There were only 2 glasses ... inclusive my ass
Probably not chunky there opposite...
RayzorHero
I'm going that tomorrow...........just gotta find the silver food cover thingamabob
turangaleela87
Useless piece of information #324: the silvery thing is called a cloche
abrownangel2
Did you know that IKEA sells them?
Nice... I love useless info. Did you know Brazil nuts are the only food that can be sexually transmitted as an allergen.
The Suriname Toad keeps her eggs under her skin on her back until the Toadlets hatch by popping off and floating up to the surface!
Naid1233
A rodents teeth never stop growing. They are worn down by the animal's constant gnawing on bark, leaves, and other vegetables.
Well! I will have fun pronouncing that.... I do appreciate the information
Klosh is the Brit pronunciation
Klowsh is the American
BatLadyRielle
there's a few variations, but try saying "close" as if you're sean connery, that'll get you there.
Chean Connery
IWasACatAllAlong
That woman is probably married.
cactusfleshlight
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Lady is just trying to commute in peace
Cliterate
Also the title. Not sure if I should laugh because, idk, context. OP thinks wine guy is harassing I guess
Jobuc
Wine guy *is* harassing...
I agree! Probably should have made that more clear in my comment. I was also concerned about whether OP thought street harassment wasn’t
a legitimate issue. But it could go either way- depends on whether people consider wine guy to be harassing, and I’m not sure everyone will
by5andy2000
She needs a "LEAVE ME ALURN"
B99Reactions
In a world led by views
iamcamp
If headphones in, don't come a'knockin'
CheekyBreeki
But I saw an article that said women ignoring me or saying no or looking uncomfortable with my presence is all a test to prove my manhood /s
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
The fact that all women play hard to get is as well established as the fact that all men prefer handjobs over blowjobs.
It may or not be possible to be accurate when theoreticaly saying that could be true or false.
Wellshiet
"bUt FuNnY vIdEo FoR iNtErNeT fAmE!" - the dude, probably, maybe, most likely
imbatman58
It's harmless. Y'all need to lighten up. Men are pigs there are 23000 things to bitch about. This isn't one.
WizardHarryDresden
Yea I'd hate this. Leave me alone random guy, also don't film me and put me online, I'd super annoyed
EcstasyOnDrugs
Very doubtful that they just filmed and uploaded without her knowing. They very likely told her it was a prank and asked for her permission.
gibberishDude
Yeah.. no.
ok. i'll trust your knowledge on this exact prank.
TonguePunchDeBumSon
I’d enjoy this but yea... I’m a guy
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
Right? I'd be flattered af and enjoy a free meal
whenlifegivesyouherpes
I'd leave the food, probably drink the wine tho
mity0k23
She has to drink it, because of the implication
ZER0C000L
You had me in the first half but the second part you kind of thew me
HD2composer
That reference though lol
scoobysmack
Everyone examining this, I'm pretty sure it's just a public prank video. Doubt hes actually hitting on her. Well maybe
Hah kissing prank. I'm gonna make out with as many girls as possible but its just a prank bro!
mj96xx
yeah no not even in the same league. is he physically touching her at any point? or said anything?
NachoPete
atowngus
Hey when I drink on the train I just cop a fine for drinking in public
TheFrenchGirl
Not outside USA
DeadHamster
Not here in the uk. Getting pissed on the train is a time-honoured tradition.
activeparticipant
Sadly not in London any more, I blame Boris. No one pays any attention tho, obv.
OddlyPacific
That isn't even a 90 point wine and he didn't put it in a decanter or aerator!
juli4g33k
You have no reason why to decant white wine
Have you ever tried something other than oaked Chardonnay?
I don't normally decant white wine.
lagavulin16
Lol. Indeed.
See, here's someone that I'll bet knows his/her way around alcohol.
CorsaC20XE
I just drink it - the perks of being poor.
If you pretend to know enough, people are more accepting of the alcoholism.
nastywomen
He's definitely thirsty af.
Drunk3nm0nkey
I think you mean smooth
Porsali
For the D
japh
DoopaLoooooop
That's not thirsty, that effort and attention. She flushed.
CharliePapaBravo
She flushed because she is super embarrassed and wants it to stop?
RationalDiscourse
“Your honor, I put a lot of effort and attention to detail into stalking this woman. Clearly that makes it okay. I rest my case.”
LaronX
Dude it is literally a random ( as far as we know) girl in the subway. This is primo thirst. With effort sure, but still thirsty af.
That's effort and attention...to address his thirst. He should just be an adult and treat her like an adult. It's not hard.
It's very hard. Ask an Incel how hard that is.
jralphcorgimodel
In your world how would this look? Like what's your PERFECT example of treating and acting like an adult?
One adult starting a conversation with another. After establishing at least a baseline of shared chemistry, asking for a chance to see them¹
Again or for their phone number. Even then, I’d advise against bothering somebody on the phone, in another conversation, reading, with ²
Hurro
Can't adults thirst? Wouldn't that be a great story to tell your kids if it worked? It's creative and not rude.
People don't seem to understand that corny stuff like this is how they came into being
It's extremely rude. It's presumptuous; maybe she just wants to ride in peace without his attempt at flirting.
tournier
If you never try, when do you think you should succeed ?
As a girl I once knew said, "He's not trying to flirt with me. He's successfully flirting with me."
So what's your ideal first interaction with a potential mate then? A club and drag them off to your cave?
Jenno13
London Overground line... Very smooth....
jpoundPandaMaker22
He obviously already tried this already that day and was turned down with that half empty bottle of wine
Nukemouse
Its a numbers game.
Germanborn
Maybe it wasn't even the only bottle he had.
IAmRelevantToThis
Came looking in the comments for someone else who spotted that, thank you! I hope he washed up the glasses in between...
jpoundPandaMaker22
Lol, your welcome my friend.. it's doubtful he did.. did the grapes look half eaten to you too?
cowbellrx
I've seen better pickup lines on India tinder
EnigmaV8
#gifsthatendtoosoon
znexx
I think the ending might exist one some "hub" of something online. I think I've seen videos with similar actors there
penut61
Too soon
pflugerville
We missed the complete and utter rejection that was about to ensue
veritasgear
"Oh my god what a bitch, I was just being a nice guy"
loserisms
So what happens?
CherubCow
He screams "God is great!" and blows up the bus :'(
CherubCow
*subway, train, tram, whatever
SJohnson23
Tube.
6Oh4
TheMicktrex
This post bringing out all the incels declaring how they’d happily accept this kind of unwanted public attention.
ImGoingBackToBed
Facts.
QuantumInc
Mostly the women are just confused and entertained, but they are definitely not drinking anything that man has to offer.
joeys2323
That dude to the right was dying the whole time
GravyEducation
We should all be more like guy on the right
NewToTheEnterwbs
THEN THEY didn't have coitus
hisdudenesselduderino
How did you two meet? Oh he sat next to me on the subway and started pulling out a table and food... -no one ever
GuardianDinklage
As soon as the subway stops they shit is going flying
bluntfakie
That’s the London Overground, it’s a very smooth ride.
punkininstigator
Either way you’re wombling free
apostasy
I don't upvote much, but this comment deserved it
IllegalDuckling
So she better drink fast
TA2019
Jesus christ, *their shit. Their shit is going flying. Has no one taught you proper english man?
BuzzedLightBeerz
Clearly a typo, Mr. Wonderful
GuardianDinklage
I meant that shit but my phone must have ac. Sorry
Ashokaaa
A certain someone is angry. I would rather see small mistakes than everyone profusely excusing their bad english.
Ashokaaa
Well I'm gifted with reading past most mistakes so I don't notice them at all. Also this seems to have been a case of auto correct.
fredsneed
Damn. And I thought I was gifted with reading future mistakes.
Ashokaaa
Tell me mine then, please. Life is a hell hole. Would be nice to know what is coming.
girlypants91
I would have moved seats at second 3
AlfredDPrince
becausesoupwascold
gonutsfordonuts
If they know each other its kinda cute. if not, fucking creepy and embarrassing. She has her headphones in dude
ARoseByAnyOtherNameIsJustAsSweet
She didn't take them out at any point so obviously is not loving his approach.
jakeinthehood
Notice the bottle is already half empty. Not his first attempt. This is really creepy even if its just a joke
Lankinator
London Overground
Davld0811
She's so uncomfortable at second 4
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Also seconds 5 through 55
YesThisIsPhteven
I don't know why, but I checked to see if the video was actually 55 seconds
Davld0811
Was it?
HypnagogicHallucinations
55 seconds
ohDannyBoi
ohDannyBoi
HurtfulThings
The eye roll at 36 seconds is my favorite!
iamdeadlol
Nickelbackfat
Earbuds don’t budge and she’s playing eyeball tag with the rest of the car. Dude. This isn’t your moment.
Crimmins
Yeah seems like she would be boring beyond belief, I'd join him as a dude. Nobody ever wines and dines me.
Crimmins
If you can't tell this is a joke, and he is clearly joking around. You probably are a complete bore.
sundaymondayhippyday
Freedumbed
She sucks. Dont look at everyone else. Make a story how you met your husband or molester.
SteadySpiff
Agree she looks to the rest of the train like those boring normies approval is worth more than checking this guy out
sundaymondayhippyday
Your First Day As A Woman I’m Assuming...She’s uncomfortable+ looking for reassurance - Not Approval. You absolute (checks words) Normie!
NotMyDad
Damn. I did not expect to laugh that hard outta nowhere.
HumfreeBugart
If I don't look, maybe he'll go away
IAimtoMisbehaveNotLikeThatOtherSpacePirate
The woman walking down the street's mantra.
ZetallicA
If she is uncomfortable she should let him know instead of smiling like she like it. This is so confusing
egaode
She is mildly amused but also terrified
ZetallicA
I can see the smile. I cannot see the terror. Here s an idea of someone not wanting something
ScawyComment
That’s how crazy stabs you. “Politeness” for women means survival
ScawyComment
Though ignoring instincts and “gut feelings” in favor of that socialized politeness still gets many raped and killed.
ZetallicA
Probably. Def she was polite and he was as well.
ThatIsMyPassword
She doesn't know if he's just weird or actually crazy. I wouldn't want to do anything that might make him aggressive if he's the latter.
ZetallicA
Remaining calm is a great thing to do. She was also smiling.. that's misleading
ThatIsMyPassword
She needs to keep him calm, not herself. Smiling is a tool to do that. If he's actually being misled by that 'smile' she made the right call
EnokMolkeHansson
that is NOT a happy smile
Soupwitch
TheGhostInAJar
DoYouWantUsToGetAntsBecauseThatsHowYouGetAnts
Her eyes are screaming for help
Sionas
Bruh that's weird af
DillPixels
I’m weird enough to go along with it. But I also didnt grow up in the big city so I’d probably end up dead from being too trusting.
cptnshankahoe
Me 2 buddy, me 2
mysticalflamingo
Same I'd leave the food but bottoms up lol
pizzapicasso
No u
gunnexx
just a bit of craic
BlowinInTheWind
pretty sure he’s only doing it for the views. who the hell carry all that crap with them.
niightrider
You never know when you're gonna meet your future wife
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
Super rapists.
rosencrantz2012
A goddamn synth, that's who.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
[Daft Punk disliked that]
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Well was he really offering just to her or to everyone on the train? I think his gesture was very inclusive
bobstallone
He can politely offer, but I'd hope that anyone else would also politely decline
sundaymondayhippyday
There were only 2 glasses ... inclusive my ass
Ifyouthinkimseriousyoumissedthejoke
Probably not chunky there opposite...
RayzorHero
I'm going that tomorrow...........just gotta find the silver food cover thingamabob
turangaleela87
Useless piece of information #324: the silvery thing is called a cloche
abrownangel2
Did you know that IKEA sells them?
Crimmins
Nice... I love useless info. Did you know Brazil nuts are the only food that can be sexually transmitted as an allergen.
sundaymondayhippyday
The Suriname Toad keeps her eggs under her skin on her back until the Toadlets hatch by popping off and floating up to the surface!
Naid1233
A rodents teeth never stop growing. They are worn down by the animal's constant gnawing on bark, leaves, and other vegetables.
RayzorHero
Well! I will have fun pronouncing that.... I do appreciate the information
sundaymondayhippyday
Klosh is the Brit pronunciation
sundaymondayhippyday
Klowsh is the American
BatLadyRielle
there's a few variations, but try saying "close" as if you're sean connery, that'll get you there.
NotMyDad
Chean Connery
IWasACatAllAlong
That woman is probably married.
cactusfleshlight
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Lady is just trying to commute in peace
Cliterate
Also the title. Not sure if I should laugh because, idk, context. OP thinks wine guy is harassing I guess
Jobuc
Wine guy *is* harassing...
Cliterate
I agree! Probably should have made that more clear in my comment. I was also concerned about whether OP thought street harassment wasn’t
Cliterate
a legitimate issue. But it could go either way- depends on whether people consider wine guy to be harassing, and I’m not sure everyone will
by5andy2000
She needs a "LEAVE ME ALURN"
B99Reactions
In a world led by views
iamcamp
If headphones in, don't come a'knockin'
CheekyBreeki
But I saw an article that said women ignoring me or saying no or looking uncomfortable with my presence is all a test to prove my manhood /s
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
The fact that all women play hard to get is as well established as the fact that all men prefer handjobs over blowjobs.
CheekyBreeki
It may or not be possible to be accurate when theoreticaly saying that could be true or false.
Wellshiet
"bUt FuNnY vIdEo FoR iNtErNeT fAmE!" - the dude, probably, maybe, most likely
imbatman58
It's harmless. Y'all need to lighten up. Men are pigs there are 23000 things to bitch about. This isn't one.
WizardHarryDresden
Yea I'd hate this. Leave me alone random guy, also don't film me and put me online, I'd super annoyed
EcstasyOnDrugs
Very doubtful that they just filmed and uploaded without her knowing. They very likely told her it was a prank and asked for her permission.
gibberishDude
Yeah.. no.
EcstasyOnDrugs
ok. i'll trust your knowledge on this exact prank.
TonguePunchDeBumSon
I’d enjoy this but yea... I’m a guy
ThatOneGuyFromTheThing
Right? I'd be flattered af and enjoy a free meal
whenlifegivesyouherpes
I'd leave the food, probably drink the wine tho
mity0k23
She has to drink it, because of the implication
ZER0C000L
You had me in the first half but the second part you kind of thew me
HD2composer
That reference though lol
scoobysmack
Everyone examining this, I'm pretty sure it's just a public prank video. Doubt hes actually hitting on her. Well maybe
veritasgear
Hah kissing prank. I'm gonna make out with as many girls as possible but its just a prank bro!
mj96xx
yeah no not even in the same league. is he physically touching her at any point? or said anything?
NachoPete
atowngus
Hey when I drink on the train I just cop a fine for drinking in public
TheFrenchGirl
Not outside USA
DeadHamster
Not here in the uk. Getting pissed on the train is a time-honoured tradition.
activeparticipant
Sadly not in London any more, I blame Boris. No one pays any attention tho, obv.
OddlyPacific
That isn't even a 90 point wine and he didn't put it in a decanter or aerator!
juli4g33k
You have no reason why to decant white wine
OddlyPacific
Have you ever tried something other than oaked Chardonnay?
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I don't normally decant white wine.
lagavulin16
Lol. Indeed.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
See, here's someone that I'll bet knows his/her way around alcohol.
CorsaC20XE
I just drink it - the perks of being poor.
lagavulin16
If you pretend to know enough, people are more accepting of the alcoholism.
nastywomen
He's definitely thirsty af.
Drunk3nm0nkey
I think you mean smooth
Porsali
For the D
japh
DoopaLoooooop
That's not thirsty, that effort and attention. She flushed.
CharliePapaBravo
She flushed because she is super embarrassed and wants it to stop?
RationalDiscourse
“Your honor, I put a lot of effort and attention to detail into stalking this woman. Clearly that makes it okay. I rest my case.”
LaronX
Dude it is literally a random ( as far as we know) girl in the subway. This is primo thirst. With effort sure, but still thirsty af.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
That's effort and attention...to address his thirst. He should just be an adult and treat her like an adult. It's not hard.
DoopaLoooooop
It's very hard. Ask an Incel how hard that is.
jralphcorgimodel
In your world how would this look? Like what's your PERFECT example of treating and acting like an adult?
RationalDiscourse
One adult starting a conversation with another. After establishing at least a baseline of shared chemistry, asking for a chance to see them¹
RationalDiscourse
Again or for their phone number. Even then, I’d advise against bothering somebody on the phone, in another conversation, reading, with ²
Hurro
Can't adults thirst? Wouldn't that be a great story to tell your kids if it worked? It's creative and not rude.
DoopaLoooooop
People don't seem to understand that corny stuff like this is how they came into being
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
It's extremely rude. It's presumptuous; maybe she just wants to ride in peace without his attempt at flirting.
tournier
If you never try, when do you think you should succeed ?
GravyEducation
As a girl I once knew said, "He's not trying to flirt with me. He's successfully flirting with me."
Hurro
So what's your ideal first interaction with a potential mate then? A club and drag them off to your cave?