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PRINTCommentMaker
yes, we all know
nj23dublin
This is a medical penis condition called balanitis
h0tdoglatte
I knew a girl like that once
TupacAintDead
That girl was a dude.
Blackmetalhappiness
That butthole's got a head!
NoNightDigging
biggeera
schananagans
The new herpies mutation is about what i expected from 2020
sr22e
a male florida soft shell turtle...you can tell due to the enlarged crushing platforms on the edges of the upper jaws for munching mollusks
allytiger23365
ambiencenever
Placing a Foley be like
Iupvotecavaliers
Ploonet
What
NiniRavenfox
Florida soft shell?
RonDaldo
krugle
When you're a grower, not a shower.
xItzEpicDx
That wasn't much of a grow bud. I'm sorry for your loss
krugle
That's like a 8 inch extension in the gif, I'm sorry you need so much to feel anything.
xItzEpicDx
Found the micro penis guy ^
xItzEpicDx
Just kidding, his penis only looks small compared to his massive balls. This is the bear guy.
mypreferedusernamewastaken
Is it cold in here or is it just me?
carambolage
LNI? My sun is shining!
PolyTheWicked
I’ll now see this image any time my hubs says “I’m turtling”.
ImaFullNudeTypaBitch
Wasn't sure if it was giving birth or taking a dump untill the end.
TheRicM
I think it was
thisisausernameyeah
Are they that different? Also, sometimes you get both.
danzoid
Most times poop comes with birth. You were probably born in a pile a shit, like me.
thisisausernameyeah
It’s kind of a miracle that sometimes it doesn’t. Push hard? Poop.
SidewalkWidflower
But they lay eggs
GroumphLePreux
The other side maybe ?
ABCDEFGIJKLMN0PQRSTUVWXYZ
Seems she has some dental problems
theWholeTiddy
thedoomsauce
I WAS IN THE POOL!
Immune2Iocaine
Mitch McConnell getting a hard-on...
jojomabobo
dogboysdad
When the pool finally warms up
azrailthedeathangel
owlest
it's a soft shell turtle like creature thing, not sure what it's called in English
swattyKnotts
Uncircumcised turtle.
PoliteButFactualCanadian
Can you imagine the duck butter on that thing?
johnwohl
Is this what a cervix sees?
justareallylongemailaddress
My penis is in this image and I don't like it.
GreedBrowsing
Please do not have sex with that turtle
MrHerpertDerpington
No one likes that.
Valgyan
I like that.
DustinJL
Might wanna see a doctor about that...
Magus25
What? It's cold in here okay!
ChelVanin
Do you have an inny?
drGrafenberg
“I was in the pool!”
Shytsngiggles
I can smell it from here
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
You have a huge don't, we get it...
freeforallstuff
You had a stroke typing that.
BrazilianThunderPanda
Ah! A gentile!
blankiDriver
I’d like to see more
Mechlai
So would he
thetagger
You'll have to reach in and yank it out.
blankiDriver
Ok
Iinajoki360
I thought this was a turtle giving birth
mcglirkymeow
Eggs.
Iinajoki360
No eggs, just birth
pnutzgg
I was like "hang on turtles lay eggs what's going on"
d0o0o0d
We posting turtles now?
TheMadOnion
I bet that feels good for the turtle.
Argentala
Paige no
WaitNoWat
this reminds me, i should text him
Kjackfrost
Oh my
DaveSamsonite
blkmge
My turtle could use a neck massage
Alkuam2
puzzledJack
That's it. You've convinced me ninja turtles are real.
lurkerevolutioncomplete
Pentacus
FeminineBeeOnslaught
The veins. THE VEINS!
Alkuam2
RayGiIIette
I'll be honest, I only ever saw the bottom of the eggplant as the tip, and I don't know why. It's fairly obvious which end is what.