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CharlieWhiskey3
Sone frat boys stay frat boys forever
bazookat00th
It was a different nerf gun every time because she definitely kept breaking/hiding them lol
MWisBest
Actually shots 3 and 7 were the same small gray gun, and shots 4 and 5 were the same long blue gun.
samsonguy920
Definitely need to keep an eye out for that house on the realtor's site. Somewhere in there is a Nerf Treasure.
Hopsnscotch
Nerf hoarder
Echo2223
She's doing yoga to tighten up before she re-enter that single dating scene
Bootsy81
She doesn't really need it IMO.
jugueterabioso
It's Pilates you wanna do
Jufasa
"I don't know about pilates. I did a lot of pull-out-ees in college though." -idk
bronco117
It is like free market capitalism, gotta de-regulate that body.
jugueterabioso
Ruxtin!
supergreenpasta
Yogo loosens you up...
supergreenpasta
yogo
frankiepancakes
Yeah, frozen yogo.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Fro-yo?
iamstormtroll
Penis.
AfroSamuraiRM
Whoa-bro
iamstormtroll
Penis.
ElPenedeMuerte
I can't believe the imgur community isn't up in arms about him shooting at the cat
3rdweal
It was a NERF gun, I'm guessing most people have a functioning sense of proportion.
ElPenedeMuerte
I mean I could give a shit, I hate cats, but I figured at least a few people would be butthurt
3rdweal
*couldn't
greg20151975
He will be single very soon
TeepyandBear
Yeah... mine tried the same thing. Hit me right in the face. When i specifically ask him not to.THREW THEM AWAY! Ha!
cozzlecoz
There are more effective ways of getting a divorce
MidThirties
Hot MILF is hot.
Steveosupreme
He has really got a lot of nerf...
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Umm...dad?
BillPostersIsAnInnocentMan
She looks so done with his bullshit
ReleaseTheKracken
Shes so hot
LadyArwen
Even better with some sauce: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBt2714dcQo
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Also 'every day for a week' is much more reasonable.
Minitell
I just watched a gif and I am already done with his bullshit.
Whiltierna
Same.
ashhound
Was expecting some returned fire
snow33
Right sounds like she is super boring, that shit should escalate into a Nerf war
sunlitglo
Ooooh I'd nut punch him each time... But in a loving way
dicklashanks
Like a hand job but with your fist??
JudgeRhymehold
Clam slam
sunlitglo
ㅡ most definitely dickshank!
HavingABadDay
Shooting in the middle of yoga is just plain cruel and stupid. He should've filmed her crushing the guns.
bigfloppydonkydong
I doubt he gets much of the sex
flippywizgig
Yeah, I don't think she finds it funny or cute.
JudgeRhymehold
Maybe that very first month or so she tolerated it. Maybe
SecondSince
If you've never had a relationship where you can freely annoy the SO, you've had shitty relationships.
smashfaceawesome
Looks like abuse
Flamingosbitch
Maybe he's not doing it for her? Maybe... Just maybe... He's doing it for the vine.
Subcontinent
Thank-god someone noticed, surely after a certain point when it's clearly bothering her, you'd stop...
Coolasslife
he has way too much time on his hands to do this shit. Maybe he should spend some time cleaning the dishes instead of stopping her from that
Stolf
Unless you're a sack of shit. Backwards hat indicates that he is, in fact, a shipment container of shit.
IIIICaseIIII
How many different nerf guns does this adult own?
wildsageHMC
Not enough
krzdaze
Agreed
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
As many as his adult self wishes to own. Men don't grow up, just get better at hiding how childish we are.
IIIICaseIIII
Can confirm. You should my wife's face when a new lego set I ordered arrives.
IIIICaseIIII
https://imgur.com/osqtzNN
ReleaseTheKracken
My gf is the same way! Lego for life!!
thegreattasteoflymon
Is she single?
Tylerm1
What a good, original comment! You're unique for coming up with such a funny joke!
thegreattasteoflymon
Good one, you special snowflake!
Tylerm1
Wow! Even your comebacks are highly original! Good job, you must be a smart kid!
thegreattasteoflymon
I love you.
ifihadonlyknown
If not she should be by them looks
TraitorousGiraffe
Probs
pyrodice
wait for it..
NeverGetsTheNuke
I'm going to make an educated guess based on the evidence seen here... Yep, she's single.
IMakeUpRandomFacts
MoonieDutchie
If she's smart
kcgingerbeard
No she's sharing her cell
SmokeMeAKipperIllBeBackForBreakfast
She is now
idkwhattowriteherehelpme
dibs
Skeletorwillriseagain
Smeg head!
browsib
Red dwarf +1
SwarthyBastard
Yeah, she doesn't seem to be enjoying this.
NukeMuffin
No one likes being shot, it means you're losing.
Xereck
It's hard to judge. I think every couple does something that will annoy the other one.
WhistlersMotherFromTheMrBeanMovie
I think she's had enerf...
Notthewatdabney
Nice house that she owns.
FailFish
Why do you think she owns it?
Dismang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Z4eWmtFzo
IFUCKINGLOVEICELAND
Think a bit and try to figure it out. If u can't, let me know and I'll tell you.
FailFish
Wouldnt "Nice house she will own soon" make more sense..?
350Zoidberg
He seems like a douche, she clearly finds it annoying.
goosenman
First few times was funny, then he's just being an asshole.
flarflarf
a few times: cute & fun fifth time: ha ha ok quit it tenth time: seriously stop 15th time: you're a fucking asshole
MoonieDutchie
It's a douche move, for sure
Shovi
It was only for a week.
Freytis
1000th time, you're a devoted loving husband who finds an eccentric way of sowing you still love her
RumbleBum
This guys went from funny to asshole gradually
bigdog1983
elfTastic
I'd divorce that so hard. Playing is one thing, pissing her off every day is entirely another, and screams buried resentment.
RaijinCaijun
Yeah, let's divorce someone after 7 days of eating a foam dart to the abdomen.
elfTastic
The subtle things in a relationship matter so, so much. That he's willing to legitimately frustrate her is a red flag.
Shovi
It was only for a week, also chill out.
Skullcleaver
"It's just a prank, bro!" ...Please.
Shovi
I hate that line, but i don't think this is the same.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
To be a fair when someone's legitimately annoyed at your joke, you probably should stop right there. She gets outright pissed.
Thatmanwithapickleandnoplan
Dude shot her in the face. Not cool
Loserville123
If you look real close, you can see the bell curve of how funny she found it over time...
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
even i think he's an asshole
koolkid7
She looks like she really doesn't like that actually.
barotrauma
Or she's acting pissed off for the camera, they couldn't ACTUALLY be doing it together, its not like nerf guns hurt anyways.
ganzuul
Nice username.
iHaveAthingForPineapples
Maybe. But let me tell you, that stressed me the hell out just watcing haha
smashfaceawesome
I'd hate to try a handstand while getting shot. Or trying to focus on anything.
NurietaGM
Yep, one time funny, 2 times ok, but after 10 times of her *clearly* not enjoying it, sorry but you're a disrespectful jerk.
Shovi
It didn't get to 10 times, he said in the title of the source video it was for a week.
NurietaGM
When you're communicating that level of dislike to your partner and he still does it bc *he* thinks is funny, 3 is 1 too many.
GloriousPubes
They've been together for 20 years, yet clearly every imgurian knows better than him how she feels about it.
PhiIIipJFry
Well if you watch the video she pretty clearly communicates how she feels about it.
GloriousPubes
And yet after spending virtually their entire lives together, im positive they don't need the help of overly touchy imgurians to sort things
PhiIIipJFry
Sure but none of these imgurians are trying to interfere in their lives their just offering there opinions on this shared image.
akki14
Have spent nearly whole adult life with my husband. Can confirm you can still fucking hate this shit.
RagingEnglishMajor
Good thing she has that enormous, sprawling property on which to calm her nerves.
TheInternetIsNotYourFriend
And you know she's going to have it all in the divorce.
Orgeston
Wait, so did she actually kill him?
IB31415
No.
CycoCyclone
Justifiable
RogerSmithsAlterEgoNumber30238
We can only hope
MondayMaybe
I don't get people who find pleasure in causing someone negative emotions. It's not being funny. It's just being a selfish jerk.
KingKrown
Just a prank bro
violetpolkadots
It ain't funny if you're the only one laughing
BushToadSherlock
But his daughter was laughing too
Nubasaur
anddddd divorced
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Andddd its sad buuuuuttttt its often true????
wwcasedo
No joke I knew a guy who did this to his wife...they are now divorced
PangolinBan
Only insofar as becoming a widow constitutes a divorce.
ElCabaro
I couldn't help imagining that one South Park gif when I read this. :)
imyourzer0
Think how many Nerf guns she's about to be awarded by the court...
Mimsey
Quite possibly. Relationships are about trust. Imagine your SO training you to flinch every time you hear them walk up behind you...
Nubasaur
i constantly scare my wife, just because she screams bloody murder every time. its hilarious.
DeadPhish21
Imagine that court proceeding haha "Ma'am it says here the reason for dissolution of marriage is nerf gun attacks?" "Yes, your honor" haha
keppay
[whispers] holy shit
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
"I'm not gunna lie this man sounds amazing."-judge
youroldfrienddarkness
"I am amazing, thank you." -the husband
JustHereForTopComment
You both forgot your probablys
HEXADECIMAL
She probably married him because he's fun, gotta take the sweet with the sour.
LateNightBunnyParty
Troof. That's why I married my husband. He keeps things interesting. Ask him about the bathroom door "gifts." Right, @waytogobilly ? :P
Bustajay
This might just be a wild guess but I'm betting you aren't married.
HEXADECIMAL
Four years and I annoy her whenever I want and she constantly does the same.
Bustajay
How in the fuck there's people that can actually have a happy marriage?!?!
Zokathra
And rich. Sweet ass house they got.
mercure
She doesnt want to divorce because he take half the house.
shannabananaa
Or she might be the rich one?
Zokathra
Considering the husband can annoy the fuck out of her... no.
tortleberries
Except maybe she can be rich and have a sense of humor???? She looks annoyed now but this is the only aspect of their relationship you see?
ZachPutland
No, it's a relationship and he's a person, not a thick red sauce for chicken
AlmostLucid
Lawled
randomthug
I want to hear his panicked giggle as he runs away at the end. That guilty laugh is the best.
AnnieBahde
There's no panic. She threatens but doesn't follow through. After day 1 (day 2 latest), I'd be at Walmart. Buying a nerf gun. Or BB.
michoobles
I was also thinking this. Why does she just take it?
ThisUsernameMayBeOddlySpecific
He's got wayy more than one.
transientarchitect
Woah hey revenge is fine but escalation can lead to dangerous things.
LoZCollector
Anyone else remember the nerf war screencap where someone ended up in a speedo, swinging a sword?
zoomtothemoon
I do! One of the best stories ever.
HeyOP
Here you go, bro: https://youtu.be/GBt2714dcQo
Bulbathor
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jab33677845
She looked angrier without sound
mightyfp
You're doing God's work son.
ridoshi
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AlizardLickingACheerio
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HeyOP
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Catbab
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DMV2309
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TheHappySoul
Seriously what are we waiting for? He already posted the source??
MWisBest
Posting a bookmark because they're going to fap to it later or something creepy like that
HeyOP
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Bubblemouth
Wait.....yoy posted the sausage? So....what are you doing in the links?
Thedailywumbo
I too shall add to this dot train