DrForester
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Apr 16, 2021 5:18 PM
DrForester
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Dhatudhatu
Worst? You mean best. They obviously won. Congratulate them, don't shame them.
ScottishTrashPanda
Also, *Cunt* is not the awful word that it is everywhere else?? We use it in everyday conversation????????
PeteThePerv
I'm watching Frankie Boyle right now. Seems accurate.
HowDidTheyUnderstandR2D2
So the UK's most honest city? According to studies I've seen posted on the internet.
YoursTrulee
I thought it said 109/100, which honestly made more sense than it should have.
Bridgiebird
Oh man I love Billy Connolly
GhostTater
How were they able to tell what the Glaswegians were saying?
Octadecagon
Maybe they werent ignorant of others accents and cultures.
drduffer
Extremely true! *Said in N. American English
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
I believe it's frog and shoe
RG1980g1mp
when you are counting swear words it's prety clear and requires little context or understanding.
DoctorWhoDoctorFancy
AmotsEinhorc
Fragarach
ACH away and shag yersel wi a shitty stick
AmotsEinhorc
Ah wid, bit yer maws hoggin it.
Fragarach
Naw she's been gien it oot fur free oan boots corner fur years
RG1980g1mp
no fucking shit
juxtjCandyBaroness
Those are rookie numbers - come on team pull together and achieve greatness
MastrBaker
Anyone else read it as "foul mouthed mother fucker?"
neutronfish
I disagree with this article as Glasgow is obviously the best place for swearing according to their own stats.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I have a 14yo here who would top this list.
Atarnia
Glaswegian? Liverpudlian? Can someone explain this to me?
einthedog2
Not sure about the latter but yeah, Glaswegian is someome from Glasgow, also the accent (Source: lived there for 4 years)
Fragarach
Glaswegian=someone from Glasgow, Liverpudlian = the guy that just put her car on bricks and is of with her tyres
siberianhufky
Someone from Glasgow and someone from Liverpool
Atarnia
Well yeah, obviously, but why are those words so strange and not just Glasgowian and Liverpoolian for example? Where do they come from?
mzamurman
It means wegie and scouser
ThatGuyWithAScarf
"fuck" (and its derivatives) is no swear word, it's punctuation.
Apeofdeath
Glasgow for the win
rew39
In other news, bear seen shitting in wood
Johwin
I mean, I'm kind of shocked that a poll was even fucking necessary.
Fragarach
Aye, a suprise tae nae cunt
MellifluousJoker
TeaMan101
Fuck off ya wee cunt
shortbutsquat
The F-word is versatile. It can replace nearly 75% of the English language.
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
Fuck that! Wait, fuck. Fucking hell
TheVampireDante
Fucked that up didn't ya, fuckin' idjit...
blondetauren
Aye, we are.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
TIL I am a Glaswegian now
Fragarach
You're only as weegie as Buchanan Street escalators, cos fuckin everycunts been up ye
AmotsEinhorc
Naw ye urnie. Your a bawbag.
UnconditionalSalmon
SeSeAtGut
What movie is that?
ThanksSir
I’m pretty sure it’s from a TV show called ‘The Thick of It’ but it could also be from the movie ‘In the Loop’.
TupacAintDead
Asshole with fangs as a threat? Don’t tease me with good times.
tommytraddles
Your purview? Well, allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horsecock.
Treblaine
baranovich
God I love Malcolm Tucker
TheNewKidInTheBlockWar
For a moment I thought that was The Doctor.
jaffa5
He was. This was Capaldi's role before becoming the doctor. show was the Thick of it and he had a lot of creative swearing/insults in it.
TheNewKidInTheBlockWar
Ah, no wonder then. Thanks. =)
FreshMeat
It...is?
MantisTobagganMD
It... isn't. Yes, that's Capaldi. No, that is not The Doctor.
TheNewKidInTheBlockWar
I stand corrected. And in the corner. With a dunce cap.
LasciviousHedgehog
As a Glaswegian I do not accept the premise of their statement. We are clearly not the worst at swearing, we are the best.
StorytellingSalem
De fking best
Mack1986
That cunt has a point
TheVampireDante
Then it's a prick you fucking dog rocket.
Mack1986
God damn dog rocket is a great insult
PulpReality
Well, you do practice more than everyone, so you’d better be
Rifneno
Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.
HeadOffice
I think the Aussies might give you a run for your money mate...
Salpinus
Why, oh why, are you not called Glasgowians????
f3n1x187
Man if language wasn't a barrier on most swearing, I'd love to see a Glasgow vs Poza Rica, Veracruz swear of.
rossimus
Have you guys considered renaming yourselves to something that makes even a modicum of sense?
atomicsockmonkey
Indeed. Credit where credit is due.
ballsoutflyer
You fuckin cunts are fuckin great at the shit. Glad my fuckin family had a few fuckin Glaswegian cunts.
AntiProtonBoy
PoorSucker
Congratulations, not a single swear word.
vindik8or
LasciviousHedgehog likes to pack the swears into the last 109 of every 1000 words. It's spectacular to witness.
Paintmealife
A person from Glasgow is called a Glaswegian? Not a Glasgowian? That's strange
LasciviousHedgehog
Name styling is based off the name of people from Galway (Galwegian), which shares the "egian" suffix with people from Norway
LasciviousHedgehog
Fuck you Stian Alexander and the single ply toilet paper you write for, you rat faced, asymptotic shit weasel.
theredeemablefemalecousin78
always1haveparis
This comment has 105.26 swear words per thousand words making it slightly less sweary than the average glaswegian sentence.
LasciviousHedgehog
The effect of a middle class education
jessybisquette
Mr fuckin fancy pants here wae his fuckin numbers and staistics, canny fuckin help but admire that kinda fuckin commotment, good cunt
Eazeh
Well yeah, the normal Glaswegian sentence doesn't require first and last names, and data were probably compiled by a linguist who insisted
Eazeh
on compounding "shitweasel" and hyphenating "rat-faced" and "single-ply." Once we account for that, we get 2/15 or 133.33 per thousand words