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Jul 14, 2020 11:37 PM
thehungryvegan
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onthe6ball
next week, on the fucked up murderers channel, "who could have seen it coming?"
wheresmybanana
I feel like there’s meaning here.. it’s just lost on my dumbass.
4thwalled
GhostsofAcid
Is there an LNI tagm
VibratingNipples
nice nest
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
This is another venture brothers post...
tirpider
DeveloperDan783
Gotta be honest, I wasn't quite sure what that phrase meant, but with this image... I still have no f-ing clue.
Sapandcap
The "nest" the middle bird is on was grown by the woman herself
ishityounotilovepunsthatmuch
It means an okay but guaranteed thing is better than a twice as good but uncertain thing.
ACuriousCoder
I'm pretty sure this post is about having twins? Maybe? Because you were expecting one in the bush and then got two?
Brimir
he changed an old saying bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. which means what you have is worth more than what you don't. 1/2
Brimir
and there's a bird on her crotch so a bird in the bush.
Colocasia192
Yep, that's perimenopause in a nutshell.
PrecogFrogOnALog
Step mom stuck in tree stump: new on pornhub
XicoLarico
Wtf is this and how can I upvote it two times?
a2s2020
Art by Erik Thor Sandberg
XicoLarico
Thank you. Thats some weird modafckng level art he does there, very interesting
NotNightmare53
But she ain't got no hands Lt. Dan...
ruste
Casualfriday45
thats not even shopped
Maxobb
Are you sure...
colt64
Ha, just the face is. Took me a minute to figure out the rest is a chin
Cryolith
Just need to find someone with only 2 toes.
LullabyJones
iwhantabir
XannonPants
Who dat?
phoenix239
Help me step bro, I'm stuck...
arealistohthehumanity
FeChefImgur
This is why you need to wax/shave, so you don't get birds nesting in your cooch when you're upside down in a tree stump !!
LoadedBakedPotatoes
I see a single mother with two kids. She’s trying to take a brake in a bathroom but her kids won’t leave her alone.
embodymentofgattaca
Made me think of "Who put Bella in the Wych Elm?" https://open.spotify.com/episode/33B8NKr77yty3GexGn9iJ2
arelmcii
jediengineer
I think I need an adult...
MrSaturday
You are an adult.
TheGreatBlumpkin
I am an adult
OregonFlyer
You and me both
DidSomebodyCallForAnAdult
You called?
BigTex1
Check the tree stump. May find one.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Or glory hole.
ShotgunPauley
Agrobastacar
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in the street
JustStopTalking
This was printed in the 70's . That bush though!
Clashmeer
I like birds.
Surfside6
Glad to see the whole stepmom getting stuck thing isn’t all that new....
LenfantSauvage86
i didnt know they had power tools back then
NZSheeps
9times
Back then? This was last week!
Strangeshrimp
Exactly
Rkfinecake
Now now everybody knows all paintings come from the Middle Ages.
LenfantSauvage86
Lol that one got me! +1
Rkfinecake
U da man! Lol
Eunoterp
I have that same drill
HairyBamBam
Milwaukee 4 lyfe!
MrSaturday
Makita motherfucker.
oopsitis2am
Is it a Hieronymus Bosch drill?
whatbuttondoipush
You need to upgrade to lithium brushless. You'll thank me later
thetonestarr
That DeWalt was the first cordless I ever used.
wazztastic
That’s my wife!
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
I also choose this guy's wife
Sweetumsbrandflavoredcondom
Yup. 18v DeWalt.
catsandcoke
I prefer Bosch. Screw Dewalt.
HoldingAccount
You know the drill...
MightyZephyr
DeWalt?
uzidoesit2
...yes
sgtxsarge
Hi, Dad
BrockEffingSamson
Tell those kids to give it back and let that woman go.
MisterTrashPanda
It'd be a shame if they were to...*change the battery platform* muahahahaha. #Ryobi4lyfe
MrSaturday
Just wait, it'll happen to them too.
OddlyPacific
Heavy mofo, catches on fire after 11 hours of continuous use - aircraft maintenance technician
Randomice
This is very much an LNI post.
nclu
Looks like someone woke up Heironemous Bosch.
GONKPOST
Randomice
Well okay, this is officially even more disturbing.
treeclimbernick
What’s LNI
spacetimediscontinum
I too am curious
DexterWantsToBattle
Late night imgur
EmperorWilliam
Late Night Imgur
bonhomous
love it