May 10, 2020 7:01 PM
megasage101
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jimmyman999000
What movie is this from?
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I don't know why stockings do it for me but they do.
SyeedAli
MutteringMisanthrope
iamoverrated
Not to brag, but I've seen him naked before. Titties and all.
TheBitSlinger
When I do that shit, I get thrown out of the shop.
offenderWILLbeBANNED
This is too steamy
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
A pretty girl wearing sussies and I'm hers to do as she pleases
steveo80
What be michael fassbender and get away with saying something like that to a woman like her??
nikkilaurakevin365
Huor
Is this from the infinitely depressing movie where he plays a traumatized sex addict?
JFredPrufrock
It is not. That one is called Shame, this is from The Counselor.
Ah. Good.
userfriendly19777
Natalie Dormer. Nice!
erikleorga
Lovely.
LetumComplexo
HR called, they would like a word.
BANNEDFaceTurnedHeel
I like young angry Magneto.
boilachicken
I always found her to be the most attractive woman in GoT.
nsepete69
When I die, I want to be rencarnated as her knickers
Laylah77
Nice trick
motherfuckinromcom
This guy has always creeped me out. Turns out he allegedly abused an ex https://www.businessinsider.com/michael-fassbender-domestic-abuse-al
OhHeyItsKeraShae
Shame that link isn't working
theobstruction
Anyone can be accused of anything.
Munchman347
'You should wear an insert instead of a pad...'
SynMonger
False equivalent, but thanks for playing.
??? That makes zero sense, 'You should like apple pie' might be, but trying to get her to show even more isn't...
Care to try that again, but in English?
1+1=2 vs. Two wrongs don't make a right is a 'false equivalent', but getting her to expose some thigh vs. getting her to expose more, isn't.
PW28
That's Miss Sexy Trousers from GOT right?
whatthefuck9999999
Miss Smirking Whore yup
sillycucumber
Anyone else find his comment creepy as hell?
CanadianEngineer
You mean, the script he’s reciting? Go be offended about something else
buenobonbien5
Yup. In any real-life circumstance, saying anything along that line is completely inappropriate.
guardianoftwosmallgods
Yes. Super not okay.
Step 1. Be attractive.
StubbyJohnson
Step 2. Live in a world where adults can comment and even *gasp* flirt with each other without fear of a lawsuit or a #metoo assault.
goldenflax
Paraphrasing Tom Brady SNL sketch: It's only sexuality harassment if you're ugly.
GrandHofTarkin
He would make a great Admiral Thrawn
captaingrump
zerby
Why did you have to insert this into my mind. OMFG he would be perfect!
SteadyRedRanger
Best idea I’ve heard in a long time
ZazzRazzamatazz
ReginaKasteen
I always envisioned Thrawn as looking, you know, older. More distinguished, in a way.
DaftTechno
You can't fool me, that's just Keanu Reeves with blue facepaint.
I believe it's supposed to be Benedict Cumberbatch as Thrawn.
Well, he could pull it off...
Perpetualurker
Lichelf
Id probably still prefer that live action Thrawn was played by Lars Mikkelsen too if possible. He nails the voice.
ICantRememberMyPasswordToMyOtherAccount
I always pictured Benderditch Crumblebatch myself.
HobbitOakenshieldKili
Having seen his Khan in Star Trek, I would pick him for his ability to be cold and intimidating. He matches book Thrawn well imho
Evern
God damn it. Now I need it.
opptyoppty
man, he'd make an amazing thrawn. But somehow I feel like we'll probably never get a live action Thrawn at all.
KIMHGTY
That'd require significant changes at the top of Lucasfilm
abigbeautifulrock
Aren’t they thinking about ousting Kennedy and possibly putting in favreau?
That's the rumour, yes.
linearcore
sometimeovertime
v
Hanashiko
So what's the difference?
thirdlawofthermalapathy
Stockings go up to thighs, pantyhose are stockings combined with panties & go up to the waist.
tryingtoohard
how far up the leg/body they go. Pantyhose covers up to the waist, stockings are usually only thigh high but can also be sock-height.
pantyhose sometimes leave a line on the midriff where they end that is visible through clothes but can keep you warmer.
Thanks. I'm ashamed to not know that as a 31yr old woman. Always thought stockings were pantyhose.
i only know bc a character in a book specifically talked about it. she said stockings were more comfortable... and she was right!
i mean kinda-- there's more chub rub but they stay in place much better than pantyhose
WesVTX
Not to change the subject but how is it we never got a movie of a young Magneto hunting Nazis in Argentina in the 50s &60's?
BruceBannersButtplug
That bar scene was my favourite scene in any of the X-Men films.
SequoiaHughes
Mine too
DiminishingCapacity
Great idea actually. Damn, now I want to see it...
lurklongandprosper
Asking the real questions.
WillHapgood
Funnily enough I just watched ‘project finale’ about the civil capture of Adolf Eichmann while he was living in Argentina. Great film!
Marvel could swing a whole story around it without violating even one historical fact, making people who captured him 1/
still do it, unaware of whole parallel efforts to do the same, with Magneto giving up chance to kill him and capturers in a big blast 2/
with something like "no, I would become the same low-grade evils, I will let mere humans have him and judge him as a just human" 3/
kind of keeping "I'm better than them" theme. And then help them (still from shadows) to transport him to Israel. 4/
BlackHolesSuck
...that smirking whore....
Klisteration
Did you notice that ALL of the evil women characters have a crooked smile?
I mean she married THREE kings. Talk about a gold digger. Only dug her own grave though. Sincerely, Cersei.
LovelyEnvy
She would have made a perfect Captain Marvel instead we got disappointment.
WhitePhoenix
Damn, I could totally see her being a proper Captain Marvel. Would've been able to pull off the smug look without Brie's tomfoolery.
XeononSolomon
From Highgarden?
Larrimus1
RootEnoch
toneman238
ArcaneDryad
Lola Bunny
TheSCGuy
Oh snap! Yes, you're right, I've never seen it til now.
Plamingyag
Which one we talking about??
ReallyNotAVampire
The one from Highgarden
Samalanderdingdong
I’m a woman and I don’t understand this pantyhose vs. stockings business at all...
watchamakalit
There is a difference between men and women and that's probably why you don't understand
crimson1221
I don't understand how it's his business but I also don't know the movie context
Metatality
Like what the diffidence between them is, or about why they're treated differently?
freckledkink
As a woman, I prefer stockings because I don't get saggy crotch like I do with pantyhose, and I don't have to keep adjusting them. They're
Uncomfortable. Stockings feel more like long, light socks (although I prefer knee highs if I'm wearing a long skirt or pants). I'd rather do
Away with them them all all-together, but there have been occasions where bare legs weren't "acceptable".
It’s all aesthetics. They look better according to most men.
PardusXY
I think the simplest way to think of it is, pantyhose get in the way of sexy time. Well except for the people who enjoy the tearing aspect.
Hahaha, one is easy access for sexy time, one is not, okay.
One is easy access, one is a barrier? In America we call pantyhose tights, I think that’s the confusion.
Tights are typically thicker from what I understand, where pantyhose are see thru.
GlitterbugTheLoveliestBug
Aren't they called tights??
Pantyhose are see thru.
So are skin colour tights. Maybe it's a British thing?
And Australian.
viralimgsurfer
What movie / series
imgned
.
BarakEarlofTrellheim
Dravit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4xl2QrpxdE
idontlikeusernames94
Thank you kind sir
MusicIsJustWigglyAir
Battletoads
NotHalfBad
What year is it??!?
Fluvial
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cock Blasts 3
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
Oh man they made a third?! I assumed they stopped at 2 since Walt died on set
They actually used a hologram for the third. Crazy stuff!
Hot Spicy Dry Cleaner Girls
DiligenceOfIgnorance
Schindler's Fist
easilybutthurt9000
Alf episode 3 season 3
heinzb
Isnt that the one where he tries to eat pussy?
FudgeRoundVsStarCrunch
UnruffledTruffle
Backdoor sluts 9
Thedankknight
Oh jeez, not that one!
screwdriverone
But I haven't seen 1-8, will I be able to follow the story?
Stuckinaboxthere
Only 1,2, 5, 6, and 8 are canon, you can skip the rest, but you miss character development
andyb501
Darude Sandstorm
ChefPoopyPants
Duh duh duh duh duh
transientmind
This is the way.
Lemuffinmannn
I love you all.
cappadonnasummer
Krewnikoshea
The Counselor
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
MeAndMyMuckaMilo
GiantMoron
Brad Pitt at the end, right!?!?!
DarkRedCape
That bit was fucking nasty, but awesome.
idyllisch
GreenGreenRockyRoad
jamesx
IIRC this scene is only in the short/trailer for it, she is not in the actual film.
What a fucking waste. :(
Correct. You can see it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4xl2QrpxdE
stinkingyeti
What the fuck?
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Seconded. What the actual fuck?
WuntchtimeIsOver
Is it good? I recorded it the other night to watch
bergymaximus
I liked it but it was certainly not one for happy endings.
whattheheckismyline
Are you telling me that something by Cormac McCarthy didn’t have a happy ending? Weird.
Just looked him up. He's made a few of my favorite movies!
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I fkn did what? Is this 1990s? 2000s?
Hahaha whatever this made me laugh
TheTransDimensionalCouncilOfRicks
I'd also like to know. Because all of the reviews are awful... So unless I hear other wise i will go back to re-watching next gen.
HurrDurrErmMature
It's not good, I'll tell you that.
Fessle
The trailer is the best part. Never been so let down by a movie after an epic trailer
TheSecondRunnerUp
I would lick Michael Fassbender head to toe if he asked me to and I don’t think it’s a good movie.
TicoGuy
It's bad. Like not terrible bad, but I got bored watching it, still made it to the end though.
TomVix
It became my standard example for stories where the MC is just a passenger and just doesn't do jack. Bad movie. Irritatingly bad.
LSUguy
It's got pretty bad audience reviews from what I can see
Lakeylake
Michael Fassbender, otherwise known as If I Had to Pick a Dude
TheBandaidKnowsMan
Didn’t he beat up his wife or something?
InAMellowTone
he'd probably be all classy and take you out to dinner first or something
Puppetmeatpudding
If I had to pick a dude, it'd be Neil Patrick Harris for me..
sordatos
He always look like the smoothest mother fucker out there...
shameofslate
Fassbender or Tom Hardy or both and... I’ll be in my bunk
MarleafChef
Nah. Derek Jeter. I hear he gives out care baskets after spooning.
LukeLlama
Ok but Timothee chalamet do be kinda hot doe ?
CanadianCobraChicken
Don't lie: if he showed up at your door with a bottle of wine and flowers your pants would be off in a nanosecond. None of this "had too"
averageideal
You'd choose someone with domestic abuse allegations?
StarLilyBanditGirl
There used to be a website that rated things on a scale of Michael Fassbender’s penis 1/2
I believe the rating system was the scale of Fassdongs. 2/2
I've been on the Brad Pitt wagon since forever
somethangbroke
Are we not at least gonna talk about the hotness of Natalie Dormer?!
OtterlyMagnificent
Still gotta put John Barrowman in that spot...only, he's attracted to dudes, so I'm out.
welovetospill
I think I’d still go with Ruffalo
LazyLaplace
Michael Fassbender, otherwise known as dude I have to pick
profiledit
What the hell is going on here??
Bukkhockey
And the best possible choice for the new James Bond. It's a crime he didnt get the job
RustyShacklefordGuy
I'm a straight married man. But IF I HAD TOO... Michael B Jordan
HeshTK
Tom Hardy or Jason Momoa for me
willconltd
Have you seen Ryan Reynolds? Would be more fun for sure.
ElSephiroth
Excellent scene. I love this guy.
jyymweirdo
Tom Hiddleston for me
Scuttlebutte
He's dating Alicia Verkander
irishPEDOelf
Nick Offerman
fuckyeahilikevodka
Oh hell yeah Nick Offerman
ProfessorAssBlast2020
This thread is totally gay, bit yeah I would pick Tom Hardy
tcdriver
Bi
I got news for all of us, or perhaps been gay for just one dude is not really gay i dunno
*being
That's bi
RoundThreeFIGHT
Everyone is a little bit gay.
Crispyock
Tom Hardy all the way! Love that man
Deadpool for me, I mean Ryan Reynolds, and it's really not a "had to" it's a would if presented the opportunity.
ADDGirl
That's my husband's pick too. Zero complaints from me.
UnkindledOne
If we are talking any dude for any reason, Jack Black. If we are just going off looks, Armie Hammer is the modern day Adonis.
church1982
Henry Cavill while Idris Elba watches and Alan Tudyk films and provides commentary with Nathan Fillion
sorakray
meterstokk4scale
Guys, guys, GUYS.. Ewan McGregor...!
Had to?...if I Got to
VoicesByJAE
Parks and Rec reference
Huh?
Imapancakenom
Behold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD39sMJBbc4
Jumbudge
If I had to pick a dude, is a line from P&R. I love your take on it though.
bakminn360
He's large. Hope he's a bottom.
Nah, I hope he's a top. The assassin's Creed movie was shit but he made it worth it
GreatScatt
I'll take both of them, thanks.
mahakalabhairava
yep...
WhatisaYute
Good luck to your butthole, he’s hung like an ox and until you’re used to people going in the emergency exit; size definitely matters.
analnipple666
Wtf, how and why do you know this??
LagerthaL16
A movie called “Shame” and that is no prosthesis, it’s all him.
Well jeez, now I'm gonna have to check it out. You know, for science and all.
ghim
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1723811/
Haiddon
fassbender? that's who you'd pick? in a world where chris evans/pratt/hemsworth and jason momoa exist?
Now your talking....its a party
stxtfr
Fassbender definitely is well endowed. Full front in one of his films
TWO films. Thank you, Steve McQueen. Can’t wait for the next one.
UVAChemE2013
Chris Pratt... seriously...? That's an insult to Chris Hemsworth and Jason Momoa putting him in the same league.
you know he actually built some good muscle mass for the marvel movies, right? plus he's one of the funniest people I know of
His face is still his face no matter how much muscle he puts on
what's wrong with his face?
themexicanwave
I think you miss the point of this game. It’s ‘if I had to’, not ‘ I would give anything to fuck Chris Pratt or pretty much any dude’
boevis
To each their own. I still pick JGL
Who
SwirlyMcGirly
Judge Gary Loxley
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Soldr4hire
TIL Imgur is full of closet queers. +1
carlostrange
kmikl
I mean, you've read this far into it and didn't pull the chute, so you're in like company, Mazeltov!
Oh no doubt. I'd even cuddle Jason Momoa afterwards.
TairaMai
They were in the closet?
Well that is where the nice clothes is...lol?
Im pretty sure that closet is empty by now....
slowlyredeemed
It ain't empty and the closet is not the only thing packed
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
We so far in, Aslan wants us to pay rent
theFinks
Code name: Happened in a dream once.
TheSiskoIsOfBajor
I once dreamt that he took me roller skating.
WineAndRevelry
Codename: Eagle 2
pareidoliaperson
Eagle 2 is probably for something nasty!
IronGravyBoat
Ben is Eagle 2
FlissFloss86Gaming
Oh thank God
cbjfan
MyGreatestFearBoner
Beat me to it. +1
Sup3rillbomb
Daniel Craig for me. If I’m doing a dude I want one that would sweep me off my feet and rip my head off all while wooing me with his accent
micotyro
He definitely has to have a kinky side. Have you ever notice how many of his movie have him being tortured in a specific way?
YEETFACTORY
Hajajahhaa the whole world... Is gonna know you scratched my balls
unimportantname
You're describing Jason Statham
hashbaz
Henry Cavill for me
Goomba92
Neil Patrick Harris after a night of Dr Horrible karaoke and margaritas.
OlderThanTheInternet
Danny Devito for me
danceswithkittons
GodEmperorOfImgur
He bangs you... and then paints warhammer figures with you. What's not to love?
I wanna climb all over him like a tree
panamjck
Yeah, I am afraid I would have to go with Henry as well.
markmcn87
Shouldn't have CG'd that moustache off for Justice League.... it's glorious
jojo1227
have him catch a bullet with it as superman
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
"dead" Superman coming back with a beard actually makes sense.
His aftercare is just playing video games with you. Double win.
cattywumpus
He can cook too!
Only if it's the Witcher
Does....does he let me put the game on mute while he just recites the game script for me? Please? Pretty please?
AeroGold
Hmmm...
CrimsonGypsy
Same ?
TheRealFireFrenzy
Henry Cavill's voice gives me feelings, but if i had to pick a dude it's be Chris Hemsworth
Nicalanius
Okay, if I had to pick 2 dudes
BeautifulSound
3, add Chris Evans. But I'm gay so what do I know
Atomic2
At the same time
xjsxjs
Finger cuffs
He’s so hot.
Rectunator
Oh no now you're just making it so much more difficult. Why did you have to go and do that?
Lynkfox
I'm sorry, I've always been a Sean Connery man myself.
Nice......
LostScientist
Did you read his name with his accent? Cause I know I did.
Is there any other way?
Nope.
jimmyman999000
What movie is this from?
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I don't know why stockings do it for me but they do.
SyeedAli
MutteringMisanthrope
iamoverrated
Not to brag, but I've seen him naked before. Titties and all.
TheBitSlinger
When I do that shit, I get thrown out of the shop.
offenderWILLbeBANNED
This is too steamy
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
A pretty girl wearing sussies and I'm hers to do as she pleases
steveo80
What be michael fassbender and get away with saying something like that to a woman like her??
nikkilaurakevin365
Huor
Is this from the infinitely depressing movie where he plays a traumatized sex addict?
JFredPrufrock
It is not. That one is called Shame, this is from The Counselor.
Huor
Ah. Good.
userfriendly19777
Natalie Dormer. Nice!
erikleorga
Lovely.
LetumComplexo
HR called, they would like a word.
BANNEDFaceTurnedHeel
I like young angry Magneto.
boilachicken
I always found her to be the most attractive woman in GoT.
nsepete69
When I die, I want to be rencarnated as her knickers
Laylah77
Nice trick
motherfuckinromcom
This guy has always creeped me out. Turns out he allegedly abused an ex https://www.businessinsider.com/michael-fassbender-domestic-abuse-al
OhHeyItsKeraShae
Shame that link isn't working
theobstruction
Anyone can be accused of anything.
Munchman347
'You should wear an insert instead of a pad...'
SynMonger
False equivalent, but thanks for playing.
Munchman347
??? That makes zero sense, 'You should like apple pie' might be, but trying to get her to show even more isn't...
SynMonger
Care to try that again, but in English?
Munchman347
1+1=2 vs. Two wrongs don't make a right is a 'false equivalent', but getting her to expose some thigh vs. getting her to expose more, isn't.
PW28
That's Miss Sexy Trousers from GOT right?
whatthefuck9999999
Miss Smirking Whore yup
sillycucumber
Anyone else find his comment creepy as hell?
CanadianEngineer
You mean, the script he’s reciting? Go be offended about something else
buenobonbien5
Yup. In any real-life circumstance, saying anything along that line is completely inappropriate.
guardianoftwosmallgods
Yes. Super not okay.
whatthefuck9999999
Step 1. Be attractive.
StubbyJohnson
Step 2. Live in a world where adults can comment and even *gasp* flirt with each other without fear of a lawsuit or a #metoo assault.
goldenflax
Paraphrasing Tom Brady SNL sketch: It's only sexuality harassment if you're ugly.
GrandHofTarkin
He would make a great Admiral Thrawn
captaingrump
zerby
Why did you have to insert this into my mind. OMFG he would be perfect!
SteadyRedRanger
Best idea I’ve heard in a long time
ZazzRazzamatazz
ReginaKasteen
I always envisioned Thrawn as looking, you know, older. More distinguished, in a way.
DaftTechno
ReginaKasteen
You can't fool me, that's just Keanu Reeves with blue facepaint.
DaftTechno
I believe it's supposed to be Benedict Cumberbatch as Thrawn.
ReginaKasteen
Well, he could pull it off...
Perpetualurker
Lichelf
Id probably still prefer that live action Thrawn was played by Lars Mikkelsen too if possible. He nails the voice.
ICantRememberMyPasswordToMyOtherAccount
I always pictured Benderditch Crumblebatch myself.
HobbitOakenshieldKili
Having seen his Khan in Star Trek, I would pick him for his ability to be cold and intimidating. He matches book Thrawn well imho
Evern
God damn it. Now I need it.
opptyoppty
man, he'd make an amazing thrawn. But somehow I feel like we'll probably never get a live action Thrawn at all.
KIMHGTY
That'd require significant changes at the top of Lucasfilm
abigbeautifulrock
Aren’t they thinking about ousting Kennedy and possibly putting in favreau?
KIMHGTY
That's the rumour, yes.
linearcore
sometimeovertime
Hanashiko
So what's the difference?
thirdlawofthermalapathy
Stockings go up to thighs, pantyhose are stockings combined with panties & go up to the waist.
tryingtoohard
how far up the leg/body they go. Pantyhose covers up to the waist, stockings are usually only thigh high but can also be sock-height.
tryingtoohard
pantyhose sometimes leave a line on the midriff where they end that is visible through clothes but can keep you warmer.
Hanashiko
Thanks. I'm ashamed to not know that as a 31yr old woman. Always thought stockings were pantyhose.
tryingtoohard
i only know bc a character in a book specifically talked about it. she said stockings were more comfortable... and she was right!
tryingtoohard
i mean kinda-- there's more chub rub but they stay in place much better than pantyhose
WesVTX
Not to change the subject but how is it we never got a movie of a young Magneto hunting Nazis in Argentina in the 50s &60's?
BruceBannersButtplug
That bar scene was my favourite scene in any of the X-Men films.
SequoiaHughes
Mine too
DiminishingCapacity
Great idea actually. Damn, now I want to see it...
lurklongandprosper
Asking the real questions.
WillHapgood
Funnily enough I just watched ‘project finale’ about the civil capture of Adolf Eichmann while he was living in Argentina. Great film!
DiminishingCapacity
Marvel could swing a whole story around it without violating even one historical fact, making people who captured him 1/
DiminishingCapacity
still do it, unaware of whole parallel efforts to do the same, with Magneto giving up chance to kill him and capturers in a big blast 2/
DiminishingCapacity
with something like "no, I would become the same low-grade evils, I will let mere humans have him and judge him as a just human" 3/
DiminishingCapacity
kind of keeping "I'm better than them" theme. And then help them (still from shadows) to transport him to Israel. 4/
BlackHolesSuck
...that smirking whore....
Klisteration
Did you notice that ALL of the evil women characters have a crooked smile?
whatthefuck9999999
I mean she married THREE kings. Talk about a gold digger. Only dug her own grave though. Sincerely, Cersei.
LovelyEnvy
She would have made a perfect Captain Marvel instead we got disappointment.
WhitePhoenix
Damn, I could totally see her being a proper Captain Marvel. Would've been able to pull off the smug look without Brie's tomfoolery.
XeononSolomon
From Highgarden?
Larrimus1
RootEnoch
toneman238
RootEnoch
ArcaneDryad
Lola Bunny
TheSCGuy
Oh snap! Yes, you're right, I've never seen it til now.
Plamingyag
Which one we talking about??
ReallyNotAVampire
The one from Highgarden
Plamingyag
Samalanderdingdong
I’m a woman and I don’t understand this pantyhose vs. stockings business at all...
watchamakalit
There is a difference between men and women and that's probably why you don't understand
crimson1221
I don't understand how it's his business but I also don't know the movie context
Metatality
Like what the diffidence between them is, or about why they're treated differently?
freckledkink
As a woman, I prefer stockings because I don't get saggy crotch like I do with pantyhose, and I don't have to keep adjusting them. They're
freckledkink
Uncomfortable. Stockings feel more like long, light socks (although I prefer knee highs if I'm wearing a long skirt or pants). I'd rather do
freckledkink
Away with them them all all-together, but there have been occasions where bare legs weren't "acceptable".
PW28
It’s all aesthetics. They look better according to most men.
PardusXY
I think the simplest way to think of it is, pantyhose get in the way of sexy time. Well except for the people who enjoy the tearing aspect.
Samalanderdingdong
Hahaha, one is easy access for sexy time, one is not, okay.
Samalanderdingdong
One is easy access, one is a barrier? In America we call pantyhose tights, I think that’s the confusion.
PardusXY
Tights are typically thicker from what I understand, where pantyhose are see thru.
GlitterbugTheLoveliestBug
Aren't they called tights??
PardusXY
Pantyhose are see thru.
GlitterbugTheLoveliestBug
So are skin colour tights. Maybe it's a British thing?
PardusXY
And Australian.
viralimgsurfer
What movie / series
imgned
.
BarakEarlofTrellheim
Dravit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4xl2QrpxdE
idontlikeusernames94
Thank you kind sir
MusicIsJustWigglyAir
Battletoads
NotHalfBad
What year is it??!?
Fluvial
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cock Blasts 3
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
Oh man they made a third?! I assumed they stopped at 2 since Walt died on set
Fluvial
They actually used a hologram for the third. Crazy stuff!
TheBitSlinger
Hot Spicy Dry Cleaner Girls
DiligenceOfIgnorance
Schindler's Fist
easilybutthurt9000
Alf episode 3 season 3
heinzb
Isnt that the one where he tries to eat pussy?
FudgeRoundVsStarCrunch
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UnruffledTruffle
Backdoor sluts 9
Thedankknight
Oh jeez, not that one!
screwdriverone
But I haven't seen 1-8, will I be able to follow the story?
Stuckinaboxthere
Only 1,2, 5, 6, and 8 are canon, you can skip the rest, but you miss character development
andyb501
Darude Sandstorm
ChefPoopyPants
Duh duh duh duh duh
transientmind
This is the way.
Lemuffinmannn
I love you all.
cappadonnasummer
Krewnikoshea
The Counselor
ifididnothaveabellybuttonwherewouldiputallmylint
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MeAndMyMuckaMilo
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GiantMoron
Brad Pitt at the end, right!?!?!
DarkRedCape
That bit was fucking nasty, but awesome.
idyllisch
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GreenGreenRockyRoad
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jamesx
IIRC this scene is only in the short/trailer for it, she is not in the actual film.
transientmind
What a fucking waste. :(
Dravit
Correct. You can see it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4xl2QrpxdE
stinkingyeti
What the fuck?
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Seconded. What the actual fuck?
WuntchtimeIsOver
Is it good? I recorded it the other night to watch
bergymaximus
I liked it but it was certainly not one for happy endings.
whattheheckismyline
Are you telling me that something by Cormac McCarthy didn’t have a happy ending? Weird.
bergymaximus
Just looked him up. He's made a few of my favorite movies!
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I fkn did what? Is this 1990s? 2000s?
WuntchtimeIsOver
Hahaha whatever this made me laugh
TheTransDimensionalCouncilOfRicks
I'd also like to know. Because all of the reviews are awful... So unless I hear other wise i will go back to re-watching next gen.
HurrDurrErmMature
It's not good, I'll tell you that.
Fessle
The trailer is the best part. Never been so let down by a movie after an epic trailer
TheSecondRunnerUp
I would lick Michael Fassbender head to toe if he asked me to and I don’t think it’s a good movie.
TicoGuy
It's bad. Like not terrible bad, but I got bored watching it, still made it to the end though.
TomVix
It became my standard example for stories where the MC is just a passenger and just doesn't do jack. Bad movie. Irritatingly bad.
LSUguy
It's got pretty bad audience reviews from what I can see
Lakeylake
Michael Fassbender, otherwise known as If I Had to Pick a Dude
TheBandaidKnowsMan
Didn’t he beat up his wife or something?
InAMellowTone
Puppetmeatpudding
If I had to pick a dude, it'd be Neil Patrick Harris for me..
sordatos
He always look like the smoothest mother fucker out there...
shameofslate
Fassbender or Tom Hardy or both and... I’ll be in my bunk
MarleafChef
Nah. Derek Jeter. I hear he gives out care baskets after spooning.
LukeLlama
Ok but Timothee chalamet do be kinda hot doe ?
CanadianCobraChicken
Don't lie: if he showed up at your door with a bottle of wine and flowers your pants would be off in a nanosecond. None of this "had too"
averageideal
You'd choose someone with domestic abuse allegations?
StarLilyBanditGirl
There used to be a website that rated things on a scale of Michael Fassbender’s penis 1/2
StarLilyBanditGirl
I believe the rating system was the scale of Fassdongs. 2/2
TicoGuy
I've been on the Brad Pitt wagon since forever
somethangbroke
Are we not at least gonna talk about the hotness of Natalie Dormer?!
OtterlyMagnificent
Still gotta put John Barrowman in that spot...only, he's attracted to dudes, so I'm out.
welovetospill
I think I’d still go with Ruffalo
LazyLaplace
Michael Fassbender, otherwise known as dude I have to pick
profiledit
What the hell is going on here??
Bukkhockey
And the best possible choice for the new James Bond. It's a crime he didnt get the job
RustyShacklefordGuy
I'm a straight married man. But IF I HAD TOO... Michael B Jordan
HeshTK
Tom Hardy or Jason Momoa for me
willconltd
Have you seen Ryan Reynolds? Would be more fun for sure.
Lakeylake
ElSephiroth
Excellent scene. I love this guy.
jyymweirdo
Tom Hiddleston for me
Scuttlebutte
He's dating Alicia Verkander
irishPEDOelf
Nick Offerman
fuckyeahilikevodka
Oh hell yeah Nick Offerman
ProfessorAssBlast2020
This thread is totally gay, bit yeah I would pick Tom Hardy
tcdriver
Bi
ProfessorAssBlast2020
I got news for all of us, or perhaps been gay for just one dude is not really gay i dunno
ProfessorAssBlast2020
*being
tcdriver
That's bi
RoundThreeFIGHT
Everyone is a little bit gay.
Crispyock
Tom Hardy all the way! Love that man
ReallyNotAVampire
Deadpool for me, I mean Ryan Reynolds, and it's really not a "had to" it's a would if presented the opportunity.
ADDGirl
That's my husband's pick too. Zero complaints from me.
UnkindledOne
If we are talking any dude for any reason, Jack Black. If we are just going off looks, Armie Hammer is the modern day Adonis.
church1982
Henry Cavill while Idris Elba watches and Alan Tudyk films and provides commentary with Nathan Fillion
sorakray
meterstokk4scale
Guys, guys, GUYS.. Ewan McGregor...!
tcdriver
Had to?...if I Got to
VoicesByJAE
Parks and Rec reference
tcdriver
Huh?
Imapancakenom
Behold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD39sMJBbc4
Jumbudge
If I had to pick a dude, is a line from P&R. I love your take on it though.
bakminn360
He's large. Hope he's a bottom.
InAMellowTone
Nah, I hope he's a top. The assassin's Creed movie was shit but he made it worth it
GreatScatt
I'll take both of them, thanks.
mahakalabhairava
yep...
WhatisaYute
Good luck to your butthole, he’s hung like an ox and until you’re used to people going in the emergency exit; size definitely matters.
analnipple666
Wtf, how and why do you know this??
LagerthaL16
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WhatisaYute
A movie called “Shame” and that is no prosthesis, it’s all him.
analnipple666
Well jeez, now I'm gonna have to check it out. You know, for science and all.
ghim
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1723811/
Haiddon
fassbender? that's who you'd pick? in a world where chris evans/pratt/hemsworth and jason momoa exist?
tcdriver
Now your talking....its a party
stxtfr
Fassbender definitely is well endowed. Full front in one of his films
TheSecondRunnerUp
TWO films. Thank you, Steve McQueen. Can’t wait for the next one.
UVAChemE2013
Chris Pratt... seriously...? That's an insult to Chris Hemsworth and Jason Momoa putting him in the same league.
Haiddon
you know he actually built some good muscle mass for the marvel movies, right? plus he's one of the funniest people I know of
UVAChemE2013
His face is still his face no matter how much muscle he puts on
Haiddon
what's wrong with his face?
themexicanwave
I think you miss the point of this game. It’s ‘if I had to’, not ‘ I would give anything to fuck Chris Pratt or pretty much any dude’
boevis
To each their own. I still pick JGL
tcdriver
Who
SwirlyMcGirly
Judge Gary Loxley
ReallyNotAVampire
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Soldr4hire
TIL Imgur is full of closet queers. +1
carlostrange
kmikl
I mean, you've read this far into it and didn't pull the chute, so you're in like company, Mazeltov!
Soldr4hire
Oh no doubt. I'd even cuddle Jason Momoa afterwards.
TairaMai
They were in the closet?
tcdriver
Well that is where the nice clothes is...lol?
tcdriver
Im pretty sure that closet is empty by now....
slowlyredeemed
It ain't empty and the closet is not the only thing packed
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
We so far in, Aslan wants us to pay rent
theFinks
Code name: Happened in a dream once.
TheSiskoIsOfBajor
I once dreamt that he took me roller skating.
WineAndRevelry
Codename: Eagle 2
pareidoliaperson
Eagle 2 is probably for something nasty!
IronGravyBoat
Ben is Eagle 2
FlissFloss86Gaming
Oh thank God
cbjfan
MyGreatestFearBoner
Beat me to it. +1
Sup3rillbomb
Daniel Craig for me. If I’m doing a dude I want one that would sweep me off my feet and rip my head off all while wooing me with his accent
micotyro
He definitely has to have a kinky side. Have you ever notice how many of his movie have him being tortured in a specific way?
YEETFACTORY
Hajajahhaa the whole world... Is gonna know you scratched my balls
unimportantname
You're describing Jason Statham
hashbaz
Henry Cavill for me
Goomba92
Neil Patrick Harris after a night of Dr Horrible karaoke and margaritas.
OlderThanTheInternet
Danny Devito for me
danceswithkittons
GodEmperorOfImgur
He bangs you... and then paints warhammer figures with you. What's not to love?
fuckyeahilikevodka
I wanna climb all over him like a tree
panamjck
Yeah, I am afraid I would have to go with Henry as well.
Lakeylake
markmcn87
Shouldn't have CG'd that moustache off for Justice League.... it's glorious
jojo1227
have him catch a bullet with it as superman
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
"dead" Superman coming back with a beard actually makes sense.
linearcore
His aftercare is just playing video games with you. Double win.
cattywumpus
He can cook too!
InAMellowTone
Only if it's the Witcher
linearcore
Does....does he let me put the game on mute while he just recites the game script for me? Please? Pretty please?
AeroGold
Hmmm...
InAMellowTone
CrimsonGypsy
Same ?
TheRealFireFrenzy
Henry Cavill's voice gives me feelings, but if i had to pick a dude it's be Chris Hemsworth
Nicalanius
Okay, if I had to pick 2 dudes
BeautifulSound
3, add Chris Evans. But I'm gay so what do I know
Atomic2
At the same time
xjsxjs
Finger cuffs
WhatisaYute
He’s so hot.
Rectunator
Oh no now you're just making it so much more difficult. Why did you have to go and do that?
Lynkfox
I'm sorry, I've always been a Sean Connery man myself.
tcdriver
Nice......
LostScientist
Did you read his name with his accent? Cause I know I did.
Lynkfox
Is there any other way?
LostScientist
Nope.