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Retzayy
How do some of these people survive to become adults?
comacomacomacomachameleon
I wish America was Iraqnophobic. Instead we seem to be Iraqophiles.
helicotrema
If you're afraid of no Iraqis, wouldn't that make you an Iraqophile?
Iwouldbenick
Can someone explain garlic and herb pedophilia for a friend?
eksoskel
I can only imagine they meant Philadelphia, as in the brand of cream cheese, but that's just a SWAG at this point.
PianoMan2112
I’ll second it, I didn’t get it myself until I had a friend read it too.
VIadimirPutin
ravioli ravioli give me the eggshellioli
McFluffySundae
That's a good way to get salmon vanilla
Duhulk
Feel down the stairs and ravioli on me
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
FRANCE IS BACON
Dyayo
*nods*
ienjoythings
Anyone know a good ray sipping for those sin almonds rolls ?
quazlir
I hear craigs list has some good ones
oscarmadisox
Make America Literate Again!!!...fuck being Great!!
BeefyDarkness
#3 : Just remember to wear a helmet while riding on that twisted fucking cycle path. By helmet, I mean condom.
Impossibrew
#11 who can forget the great Browbackistani republic of Kansas
Impossibrew
#12
sendenaama
Shirley these can’t be real.
governmentgavemeagun
Don't believe everything you read on the internet. And don't call me Shirley. Instead, just go eat some case a dears. Bone app the teeth.
alpacasaurusrex
As I live in Kansas the fact that dummy thought it was a country and spelt Kansis tickles me so much.
Imadudefromokc
I love these,they’re hillaireus
abigbiglove
***Hilary yes
Diverge
Cool.. i'm from Truky. We never get mentioned
PrivateIsotope
Wow, a tiny Fight Club soap in #1 !
JuxtaThePozer
I must leave now and recover the brain cells I just lost
LuigiIsThePoop
It’s nearly 2am, I have work tomorrow and I nearly died laughing at “Garlic and herb pedophilia.” Unfortunately I’m still alive.
SomeoneisusingmypersonalscreennamesoIpickedthisone
I needed to take several breaks from viewing this dump because I could feel my IQ dropping more and more as I read on
Biteenplatre
NErver forget nining leven
sotronics
Be careful of the first one, PEZ are very addictive.
CilantroGirl
I accidentally ate the dispenser once.
Reelthreat
*Z3d
DukeDarkwood
Z3d's dead, baby.
FreakyFerguson
I hear you can score some of those in a place called truky
glassweaver
And dangerous. 100% of people who eat them die. It can cause ketoacidosis & kill people in days with certain underlying medical conditions.
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
Brb, gonna pick up some old 7th grade habits
6ft1DickC
They even sell them with cartoon character dispensers to get children hooked on them! I thought that was illegal since Joe camel died
MissSpelledTattoo
jdm2
I never knew about that one. I love how the sights line up with the closed eye.
MissSpelledTattoo
Str8Stroke
Wish I could give more than +1 on this comment!!! Lol
WellThatsOriginal
I gave them a +1 for you
HereIGoLurkingAgain
@ExtraUpvote Well, they asked.
naruko06
I'm now going to refer the Caribbean as carry bean
TheElusiveEnchilada
Fairdinkums
Great dump, a lot of good hearty chuckles
GregoriusDaneli
And to think these people are allowed to breed.
eriksarcasm
Busch did nining leven.
governmentgavemeagun
That's just a cunts peer at the theory
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
The first one reminds me of the soap from Fight Club....
barfolomeow
First rule of Soap Fight Club: get a rope because them boys are slippy
Dolcefarniente101
Is it soap for ants!?!...ant fight club
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
there was a fight scene in Antz......
helicotrema
This is Jack's tiny bar of soap
hyperhippie
The first rule of fight club soap.. Is to not forget to scrub behind your ears.
NachomanDandyCabbage
I knew this would be bad from the gecko
dreadpiratekhan
Yeah I'm definitely adding that to my lexicon
mirrorz
I wish that person could have set their oven to 800degrees.
tattoogigolo
For twice as long too!
TheSealPushedMe
dickjones949
Did anybody else read #7 as "Don't ever eat raw cookie, dough" expecting the dough to be the grammatical error? No? Ok...
ComputerWithFeelings
#12 Luxembourg, Belgium, Sweden, Mexico, Chile, Czech Republic, Germeny, Jepen, Icelynn, Frince, Yemen
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Don't forget Brozil and Gret Brotin. Oh, also Conodo.
butIdontownasuitJudith
Don’ forget Strulya. You know the one with the Grape Berryer Riff.
tckdread
You forgot Colorodo, Worshington, and Romeniuh.
aboyandhisbox
If you wanna get hyperpedantic, Japan is the only one there w/o an "a" (or equivalent) if you consider all of a country's official languages
fleacollerindustry
Korea, at least when it was spelled "Chosen".
dontsaydoingyourwife
I considered pointing out some of these countries, but your comment exceeded mine. Not difficult to skip the first letter of the lexicon.
governmentgavemeagun
The question is simple. The poster hopes you will comment on their FB shitpost, showing off your 'cleverness', thus boosting their FB score.
SwagicalYololord
Congo, Yemen, Peru, Philippines, Ohio, Kentucky, New Mexico
RaynWisp
Britin, Itily, Frunce, and Portugill too
IAmTheKingOfCheese
Is Frince different to Frunce? Which one his the Iffle tuwer?
RaynWisp
Yeah, one of them is in Lost Vegis
sakela
Are people really that bad at spelling?
freckledkink
I see people spell paid as payed on here all the time. I though that was an easy one. Although my phone knew that when I just put it in.
fleacollerindustry
Naw, most of them are those "bone apple teeth" silly misspelling memes.
Mikeiller
Today at work I saw somebody appreciate December as Dic and three people debated on how to spell ninety for two minutes
NotAPervert
Abbreviate?
tattoogigolo
I appreciate your attempt at spelling abbreviate
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dreadpiratekhan
It's Muphry's Law of the internet (and no, I didn't misspell that)
man06301982uel
there are actually deaf blind people.. truly amazing watching them communicate with eachother
nihilistdad
Sounds a lot like porn.
uglyshirts
ANNE FRANK NEVA 4GET
TinySnek
Wrong woman :p
uglyshirts
*Sigh*...https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anne-frank
TinySnek
Ah. Never heard of that meme before.
Bend3
You're thinking Helen Keller
uglyshirts
*Sigh*...https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anne-frank
uglyshirts
Kinda kills it when I have to explain the joke, you guys...https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anne-frank
dreadpiratekhan
That's an obscure 'un. Been on the internets since the nineties and never seen it.
YourBrainHasAThickCandyShell
Also amazing to watch them play pinball!
Dolcefarniente101
The deaf dumb and blind are truly amazing
Heavenissize17socks
I know a deaf, dumb & blind kid. Sure plays wit his mean pit bull.
PianoMan2112
How do you think he does it?
LifeIsAWork
I don't know
rjz9
Who?
CommunCreator
That’s right.
Meatwave
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid.
CallistoDraega
Public education has failed
TheWhisperingEye
Edukashun*
auscaliber
Some people are as dumb as the smartest people are smart.
PrisAustin
*American*
ImgursLibertarian
Correct.
CatSingularity
No its the students that failed followed by the staff not being able to get them committed.
Christonabike101
You mean edgy Cajun.
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
ITS BEEN DECLINING FROM THE GECKO
inuzarel
Public education is literally just to teach us how to be construction line workers, look it up!
nurseSleepSmasher
All in all, we're just another.....
CallistoDraega
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Junktrunkjunkie
Spell check has combined with phonetics to create this monstrosity we know today.
pilotperson
Valid point—spell check is the digital equivalent of giving a man a fish, it seems.
Junktrunkjunkie
♫♪Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.♪♫
pilotperson
fleacollerindustry
It sure did, at least for anyone who thought that all of these pictures were serious examples instead of people joking around.
DukeDarkwood
I still have faith in humanity, and even I don't think every single one is a joke. Anyone's guess how many are and aren't real, though.
fleacollerindustry
I respect that, if anything too, this post could just be a cherry picked collection of foolishness versus a randomly chosen slice of (1/X)
fleacollerindustry
(2/X) people, and therefore no one should treat it as a reflection of all of Humanity and in turn consider themselves "smarter" than
fleacollerindustry
(3/3) everyone else because of which; anyone who does think that are the true "idiots" in my book. At least I can accept my own stupidity.
GerbilAssassin666
Nah people like this are either willfully ignorant or just stupid
AManisNotACamel
I’m going with stupid; it takes much less effort.
pilotperson
If their response to being corrected is “whatever” then yeah, that’s a horse not drinking water it’s been led to.
mafiacheese
They may have gone to private school, don't a soon shit.
MetYourMomOnAshleyMadison
alpha10zeta
Lol
pancakemix710
Yeah I want to blam this on autocorrect just makin peple lazy like peple seam too not even car aniemor
ChiLLeCheeze
It sucks that people don't car anemone. Ed vacation is in pour tent. This count tree is going don hill.
pancakemix710
Aregreded
Heavenissize17socks
ClemFandangoAskingCanYouHearMe
My head hurts reading these
stonebrood
I mean I don't wanna blame the right but I swear to god every time a new repub or conservative enters office they strip the education board
jiggle0
You are weetadded
Yinyang107
"I don't wanna blame the right, but it's the right's fault."
stonebrood
I didn't say that, I just said that I've observed they frequently hinder what's being taught in schools and scale back support for stuff
nurseSleepSmasher
And science is ignored or discounted by some.
johnwill1480
Then how does California rank below half of the country? By your logic they should be in the top ten. The idea behind it is you strip away
johnwill1480
Power from the federal government so the states have more rights.
stonebrood
regardless folks are just stupid or ignorant and no amount of government intervention by any means is gonna change that
stonebrood
unless they start forcibly engineering super babies I guess
StankyPankySammich
I mean, in mileage the truency rate is extremely high and yet we spend about the most amount of money per student than any state. The++
StankyPankySammich
Milwaukee** not mileage
StankyPankySammich
++parents don't give a shit, so neither do the kids. Leads to a high crime rates later. It's not rocket science. But yeah, keep blaming the+
StankyPankySammich
++right when I can almost guarantee the more liberal a city/county, the worse their schools are.