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Oct 23, 2019 3:49 PM
SalzaMaBalza
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lazyasshole
She has nice boobs
October47
RagnosMaul
Just gotta get schwifty
PandariusDrake
I just asked my mum this... still waiting on the response.
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
I hate these kinds of people that complain about just being. "wahh, I didn't ask for this, I didnt want to be born" rme.
Quetzal4U
You can’t hate them more than they already hate themselves.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
When you become and adult able to make your own decisions. Who the fuck made that up?
klean9
Get a beer and chill
ilostmyoldacccauseofwaterdamage
Cute all of y’all still have parents
swatz
Damn, some of you need to get a hobby, you guys are way to sad.
0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Climb back in
hofbrauhauss
Everything is just a copy of a copy. She got this from someone else who got it from someone else and on and on.
EnderPanda13
I texted my mom this she she replied "when are you out of work again?" And wont reply to me saying it's a internet joke. Guys halp
bourbonandbaddecisions
All dad really wanted was a bj Timmy but here you are...
Robbann
I say, don't you know. you say you don't know. i say...Take me out
JarOfImperfectSaltes
"Yup I told you" THEN WHY BRING ME INTO THIS?
pancreas
i didn't consent to this.
TygrF
Probably were planning on you not growing up into such a whiny ungrateful little shit. But oh well, sucks for them.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I swear every time I see your name the comment is always being downvoted.
TygrF
Nice to know I've got a fan.
yourcommentisstupid
Sex
dwideshruud
Happy accident?
highstream
I say you don't know, you say you don't know. I say take me out.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I heard polkarama long before I heard the original take me out.
Skuggen
Way I hear it, it wasn't just two people.
ih8rachael2
Basically why I’m totally ok with not having kids ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
AnythingMuchShorter
I say you don't know, mom says you don't know
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Lol it's funny because he wants to die, right guys? We all want to die, we're so cool and trendy and not cringeworthy emos at all, lols.
CaptainoftheEmpire
In time you'll get jaded enough to accept adult life is shit. Feeling miserable and/or tired is the default emotion. Welcome to the club.
cyanidkatharsis
I don't know, I like it quite a bit.
CaptainoftheEmpire
It does rub of on you after a while doesn't it? ;)
Jaqdakloun
It gets easier as time goes by.....wait a minute ! no it doesn't !!
NotTinyPancakes
Stop spreading the lie lmao
tinyfootprints
My daughter said, "I didn't ask to be born." I replied, "Who did?" She didn't have a ready answer for that one.
TechnicalDrift
School was still worse.
BarretXIII
Part of being an adult is doing shit yourself
SomeCrazyNerd
Source?
BarretXIII
Killzone 2
TeeWrecksQt
Anyone else zoom in on Sam's thumbnail?
LargeCanine
Yes.
bandabears
Do you guys ever think that we're sheep and kept numb by overwork and entertainment so we don't question it?
anengineerandacat
No, I actually love my job and my work life balance. It sucks that individuals feel that they can't be happy with their job.
kittykat
If I was a real sheep I don't think I'd be so stressed. I want to be a sheep!
ZeroLogain
2/3 Brave New World 1/3 1984
TheLastBillyBumbler
I tell people all the time that we're more of living in BNW than 1984. Either way, we're being fucked with.
ZeroLogain
Yep - it's easier to control a contented/safe/fed population.
DrProfessorProfessorson
Yes. This is our prison
Revan1138
The level of victimism here is pretty bad. Read The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. Choose to enjoy life, while you can.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I mean the moment people protest is the moment the ruler's true colors come out because then we're not feeding their machine, so to say.
spacestationnumberfive
Is this what you're trying to say:
Sinus23
Better yet our parents felt the need to make an offspring so bad because they though it was a good investment and now we are here.
HonestCommentFarmer
I don't know what you're talking abaaaaaaaaaaout.
DiscountMentat
These thoughts are unsafe. Double plus +1
ThePunisherJB3
*bags incredulously
blais
yes
cDuUmMSTER
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2019/feb/25/modern-slavery-trafficking-persons-one-in-200
thatguy1843
Shut up and go back to work
NotTinyPancakes
Welcome to the Matrix where everything made up and your feeling don't matter
somenerandom
No. I think the society we currently have, while imperfect as fuck, is the safest and most comfortable one we've ever had as a species,>
Winnebagoman
it could be so much worse for most of us
cDuUmMSTER
https://www.theguardian.com/news/2019/feb/25/modern-slavery-trafficking-persons-one-in-200
somenerandom
and we should appreciate and work on improving it instead of focusing on pseudo-deep quotes and wondering what to complain about.
Deathwing777
I agree 100%, people love to bitch about anything and everything, they will always find something to complain about.
bandabears
Since when is asking a question bitching? Asking for input is not an attack on your world views.
Deathwing777
I wasn't directly responding to your comment but adding a thought to the above comment.
bandabears
I agree it's safe but at the same time that we work more than ever while everything costs more. Everyone i know is on call 24/7 and rents
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Well, I'd be fine with the complaining if it was the biggest issues FIRST, and people actually protested instead of tweeting angrily.
Stormalorm
I appreciate this.
ObliqueRay
Hey, man, take your 4 weeks of vacation a year and try to live a little.
pancreas
i need to stay at my company for 15 years to achieve 4 weeks of vacation...
AbbaZabbaMan816
4 weeks !?
ObliqueRay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_annual_leave_by_country
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
But then he might not be as depressed and he can't relate to all the trendy "Lol I wanna die life and identity are just illusions" memes!
ObliqueRay
Cue confused Americans.
VillagerJeff
Ya as an american 4 weeks is a little low.
disabledwerewolf
Or do you mean like... yes 4 weeks is too little. We should have more?
disabledwerewolf
You think 4 weeks of vacation time for an employee is low?
lcranston1930
Literally just texted my mom this. Awaiting her response. But I feel this on epic levels
mialynneb
Yep. Just sent it to my mom, too!
WhyDontYouMakeMe
I would, but I have legit mental health issues and would probably get committed...
stupiddumbgirl
I wish someone would take me out.
freckledkink
My mom tells me to do it myself.
idontwantafunnyname
. For the Response
tijgiewijgie
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MediocreExtremist
dooting because curious for her response
majesticalmoosen
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attofreak
F
xjsxjs
I think she took her out.
UselessIgnacio
That's a great way to make your parents feel like shit. And become very anxious/sad/concerned/guilty.
Anapollosun
Guys, I think they hasn't updated because their mom acquiesced
jakeinthehood
Anapollosun
haven't**
EF5Cyniclone
I mean it's a funny meme, but I can't imagine any parent wanting to hear that sentiment from their kid, that has to feel pretty bad.
lcranston1930
Here we go "what happened"?
lcranston1930
She didn't wait around to text, she just called. I bitched for about 10 mins about typical stuff.the next 45 mins were about how bad her
lcranston1930
Job is at bank of America. They shit on her for not making her goals, but she has to say to clients with a straight face, we pay 0.06%
lcranston1930
JC I felt bad but then she told me about her struggles, and holy shit. Spent an HR comforting life and hip problems. Perspective guys.
NiHZ
Aw, sounds like she needed you to call her. c: probably made her day better.
HumanoidTyph00n
This was a wholesome ending. She probably needed a vent session with a job like that
lcranston1930
Still waiting but she works at a bank who steals her soul for 50hrs a week so not surprised.
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ThinMartin
Thats a lot of dots
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Stuckinclass
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Stuckinclass
Thank you
CloudkillerFF7
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scoobydoobydo
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scoobydoobydo
Wow, thanks!
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ThisIsTheBestICanDo
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7oidberg
I guess she did take them out.
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7oidberg
Thanks