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owlcatsanctuary101
Wiki page started out cool untill I got to the religion section.
P0sterNutbag
1MAW4KEN0W
Damn right it is!
jesusisherelookbusy
“Is it a type of nudie thing, Father?”
Pattosaurus20xx
Hadn't thought of it that way before,
T3sl4co1l
Lewd
NZSheeps
You can see his coccyx
RideTheStimutacs
We should arrest more newborn babies. Put some damn clothes on before you come blasting out of the womb.
Jinn4119
Says the one wearing clothes >:/
raradizzinlove
Let’s go with that! My favorite philosophy is “they’re just boobs”
basiccricket8444
It would be normal if we didn't make it deliberately abnormal. Like curse words
And skin color. Sexual orientation. Religion. Politics. Opinions. Foreskin
dtemp5
Is there anybody arguing this?
JackSmiles2
Some people here don't understand the greatness of things like zettai ryouiki and it shows.
jimbox114
Why is she dressed then?
infinitynull667
Would you look at that... Typeface.
dborel04198888
Word
DexioVexio
that sign in a mans hands might lead to jail time. in her hands, not as bad.
RickDyball
Thats not what i hear
TsubakiTragic
Bullshit. god created cancer and dementia. Humans invented nudity and, unfortunately, the god botherers invented censorship.
LocalUnassumingGuy
Upvote this person Imgur, this is 100% correct, stand up against hypocrisy.
definitelyNOTVigotheCarpathian
MrMagicPantz107
I would like to see this "God's creation" one day.
temotodochi
She was a professional stripper and a guru of her own religion. Some mag archives might have the pictures. Rasa von Werder. Also celibate until 63.
Grapeape2000
https://allpoetry.com/The-Naked-And-The-Nude
VodkaReindeer
Amazing that her hair can cancel out the rest.
confirmsthings
Yeah and then some asshole snake came along and ruined it for the lot of us.
4etherling
Hey, I worship that asshole. Science is my god.
Sauroctonus
Don't worship science. It's a method, not a religion.
That asshole is promethius that which brought knowledge to man. I worship that concept and embrace it. It's a metaphor ffs. Wtf.
MissySassy
So is fire
[deleted]
Coprophiliac
ilhares
Light bringer was a reference to the morning star, which is Venus, not connected to fire at all.
HeyOP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasa_von_Werder
Ohh damn, she was really driven person.
Swashbuckler101
What a resume!
Derfboy
What a woman!
Interesting!
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
Holy shit her record is unbelievable.
RedTailedHawk
So much hair...
GhostBoodakaGB
Where is her onlyfans?
OmnipotentBeing
also https://web.archive.org/20080810012851/http://www.kinky-kellie.com:80/
pr3viso
The Naked Ape.
dralc42
She seems nice.
She was and is allll kinds of weird. Really driven person, guru of her own religion etc. Rasa von Werder.
ruferto
well? we're waiting
Not 'full' nude but still kinda relevant... ;) https://gotopless.org/topless-laws
EaNasirIsABastard
I doubt it,,,,,,,, show me.
2B4U
She’s fully dressed
kojenk
The clothes seem specifically cut to show off her body and lack of underoos
slyvic
Thats definitely a bra under her shirt.
Seggs
its raining and shes wearing a long sleeve knit sweater. its probably too cold for comfortable nudity
Targe0
She's an Atheist. /s
TakeTheStairs
look at Mr. Working-Eyeballs over here!
tomwaits
She's a checkmate-atheist.
LazyEmt365
Just because she is a never nude does not mean she can't support the cause
DaveSamsonite
She is wearing cutoffs under the pants.
derekjohn
It's raining.
Pfffftit
Not in my mind
ValidGirthCertificate
Im disappointed as well
languex
But she's nekkid under her clothes.
newsguycraigevans
Not in my imagination
artistandascholar2000
Theater of the mind
DarkwingDuc
Wow! Super observant!
igoslow
Appropriate attire for the occasion.
Huh, why the downvotes? I think she’s dressed appropriately and not nude.
wartoaster
Being nude is illegal on public property in all 50 states
boxbackknitties
Brattleboro, VT > clothing optional
BaconSave
What about at public swimming pools, you don't have showers and changing areas?
universalneighbor
VT: "Hold my bottle!" 1/2
https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/wtf-why-is-public-nudity-legal-in-vermont-but-public-disrobing-isnt/Content?oid=2804753
I am learning!
Provos
But she is nude under those clothes. What a slut.
lildude52ca
you can be nude without being a slut..
Hihahufi
PorthosPorthole
No. You go to Puritan jail.
SavagePatchKids
And I under that skin? Bones. Spoopy.
LongoloidFartExplosion
Ahumblebubble
Donno how I should feel about being able to hear this image
TracynKyrayc
You're one to talk ! Bet you shower naked !
AlwaysUpvoteChickens
https://youtu.be/K3eb0Kick6w
trapp739
Think again buddy. There are dozens of us.
TapiocaMartini
Unfortunately
Freak0zoid
Yet you participate in society. I am very smart.
https://thenib.com/mister-gotcha/
That was indeed the reference I intended
ThaWhiteRanger
gradeD
Doesn't effect the basic premise.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Does affect the grammar though
IllegalDuckling
If we're ignoring the joke, she also would probably have been arrested if she wasn't
FenyxKnight
Definitely*
tentacularfleshscape
Affect
MarsIsAfire
Ben
Efflect
SomeDetroitGuy
reallynotbob
Efffect also works there, and is funny.
mikenco
Reality is most naturists have bodies no one wants to see naked.
nobodywhatsoever
Me, too.
aceoftricks
Well, most people don't. What do you expect...
Sooner70
I've yet to see a naked body that offended me....and more than a few that were enjoyable to look at.
kaoticgirl
It's got nothing to do with what you want to see, so you can fuck right off.
SarsMarsBar
My gf and myself regularly visit a sauna. It’s public, nude and visited by people from all stretches of life, from kids to elderly 1
Yes, including some very attractive people. But that is ultimately besides the point: you’re not there to ogle at other people’s nudity. 2/
scottEkarate
Unfortunately hardly anybody has a body anyone wants to see naked. We all have unrealistic images of beauty. Thanks pornhub
SpikeReynolds
Ihl watch a lot of amateur porn, soi are a good variety.
Turdsandwich10
Lol
anothergingerbeardman
I used to deliver pool supplies to a nudist camp. It was like a walrus colony on a hot summer day. Grey and wrinkly
Larktonguesinadicecup
My uncle worked at one as a cook. He wasn't a nudist just staff. He said we weren't missing anything
The owner would come help unload in gumboots and a sunhat.
sirfanciesadrought
Not a single hot girl? There's goes that fantasy.
Those pool boy experiences exist. Just not at the naturalist Park ; )
I don't much care to see some people's bodies clothed, but if everyone was naked all the time, most of us wouldn't think it was weird.
ManByTechnicality
Honestly yea. I (before covid) was active in the kink community, and people being naked was just kind of normal. Not everyone all the time/1
But often enough that it's basically like a different outfit. And once you've seen everyone in your community naked it's not really exciting
thepuppeteer777
Pretty much why nudist beaches work I assume. But yea bit makes sense. I think the novelty also wares of no?
Yea. You quickly acclimate to bodies are bodies. Granted if you find someone attractive, you will regardless of level of clothing. But /1
the key thing is that it's normalized. And anybody who can't adjust to it usually isn't welcome for very long. Bodies are bodies, /2
BroBummel
I think Penn Jillette said that there is no person he wouldn't rather see naked and I tend to agree. Bodies are awesome, even gross ones
PballQhead
Donald John Trump.
Doesn't matter, it would be hilarious.
mymustachecallstheshots
A man with integrity and conviction. But, lets be real. You are curious how small it really is. I dont blame you, its probably hilarious.
FoxPesdassi
Cannibals want to see them naked.
EggsaretheDevil
If you don't update your vision of beauty beyond what hollywood sells you're gonna be quite sad about yourself.
Yeah, almost every person on media, even the news channels, are at least an 8. Except some villains & comedians. Really screws one's
perception of beauty.
textilelover
And that right there is the problem. Not that there are standards of "beauty" but that so much seems to ride on it. Why do we care so much?
adiving
Being ugly doesn't require sadness at all. Most of humanity is ugly, and that doesn't really matter except to vapid people.
That's what I meant: stop being vapid or you'll get sad about yourself.
Unless you can achieve it. Shallow Hal set the bar low.
Didn't see Shallow Hal, but I checked the trailer and it seems all kinds of wrong...
You can't achieve photoshop beauty. Unrealistic standards are yesterday's. Now we have photoshopped unrealistic standards.
I strength train twice a week and I'm in incredible shape. Diet is key. The shallow Hal was a joke as Jack black was the leading character.
I'm sure you are. Still if you'd be on the first page of a magazine they'd find things to edit. It looked like a very bad joke.
BorkBorkasson
Nudism isn't sexual. Who cares what someone looks like naked anymore than what they look like clothed, in a nonsexual situation?
The fuck it’s not. Lol haha. I’m pre vert doh
swagb98623
Now tell us you have never stolen anything in your life nor masturbated to a naked image. Any situation can be sexual if you're thirsty.
So the fact you need to see a therapist about your hypersexualization somehow means asexual people arent real?
If you are having trouble with sexualizing everything, have you tried gouging your eyes out about it?
AmbroseGudmaker
Are you that guy banned from beaches and public pools?
I've just found myself porn like any other person. I did specify in a nonsexual situation above. :)
iwannaspeaktothemgr
Being naked in the presence of others is, by definition, a sexual situation. My dominatrix told me so, so it must be true.
Memeeater
Funnily enough, Dominatrixes are usually clothed
You got a lol from me.
I mean, she's wrong. Though American culture especially seems to want to make it so.
Imapseudonym
It's not just American culture.
Nope, but it's pretty bad there. Source: Norwegian-American who has lived multiple decades both places.
I was actually kidding around but the -3 was interesting
TheUseriestName
You dropped your /s, my dude
unc0nnected
Try telling her that whilst bound and gagged
I would be physically difficult to tell anything when bound and gagged.
owlcatsanctuary101
Wiki page started out cool untill I got to the religion section.
P0sterNutbag
1MAW4KEN0W
Damn right it is!
jesusisherelookbusy
“Is it a type of nudie thing, Father?”
Pattosaurus20xx
Hadn't thought of it that way before,
T3sl4co1l
Lewd
NZSheeps
You can see his coccyx
RideTheStimutacs
We should arrest more newborn babies. Put some damn clothes on before you come blasting out of the womb.
Jinn4119
Says the one wearing clothes >:/
raradizzinlove
Let’s go with that! My favorite philosophy is “they’re just boobs”
basiccricket8444
It would be normal if we didn't make it deliberately abnormal. Like curse words
raradizzinlove
And skin color. Sexual orientation. Religion. Politics. Opinions. Foreskin
dtemp5
Is there anybody arguing this?
JackSmiles2
Some people here don't understand the greatness of things like zettai ryouiki and it shows.
jimbox114
Why is she dressed then?
infinitynull667
Would you look at that... Typeface.
dborel04198888
Word
DexioVexio
that sign in a mans hands might lead to jail time. in her hands, not as bad.
RickDyball
Thats not what i hear
TsubakiTragic
Bullshit. god created cancer and dementia. Humans invented nudity and, unfortunately, the god botherers invented censorship.
LocalUnassumingGuy
Upvote this person Imgur, this is 100% correct, stand up against hypocrisy.
definitelyNOTVigotheCarpathian
MrMagicPantz107
I would like to see this "God's creation" one day.
temotodochi
She was a professional stripper and a guru of her own religion. Some mag archives might have the pictures. Rasa von Werder. Also celibate until 63.
Grapeape2000
https://allpoetry.com/The-Naked-And-The-Nude
VodkaReindeer
Amazing that her hair can cancel out the rest.
confirmsthings
Yeah and then some asshole snake came along and ruined it for the lot of us.
4etherling
Hey, I worship that asshole. Science is my god.
Sauroctonus
Don't worship science. It's a method, not a religion.
4etherling
That asshole is promethius that which brought knowledge to man. I worship that concept and embrace it. It's a metaphor ffs. Wtf.
MissySassy
So is fire
[deleted]
[deleted]
Coprophiliac
ilhares
Light bringer was a reference to the morning star, which is Venus, not connected to fire at all.
HeyOP
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasa_von_Werder
temotodochi
Ohh damn, she was really driven person.
Swashbuckler101
What a resume!
Derfboy
What a woman!
T3sl4co1l
Interesting!
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
Holy shit her record is unbelievable.
RedTailedHawk
So much hair...
GhostBoodakaGB
Where is her onlyfans?
OmnipotentBeing
temotodochi
also https://web.archive.org/20080810012851/http://www.kinky-kellie.com:80/
pr3viso
The Naked Ape.
dralc42
She seems nice.
temotodochi
She was and is allll kinds of weird. Really driven person, guru of her own religion etc. Rasa von Werder.
ruferto
well? we're waiting
Derfboy
Not 'full' nude but still kinda relevant... ;) https://gotopless.org/topless-laws
EaNasirIsABastard
I doubt it,,,,,,,, show me.
2B4U
She’s fully dressed
kojenk
The clothes seem specifically cut to show off her body and lack of underoos
slyvic
Thats definitely a bra under her shirt.
Seggs
its raining and shes wearing a long sleeve knit sweater. its probably too cold for comfortable nudity
Targe0
She's an Atheist. /s
TakeTheStairs
look at Mr. Working-Eyeballs over here!
tomwaits
She's a checkmate-atheist.
LazyEmt365
Just because she is a never nude does not mean she can't support the cause
DaveSamsonite
She is wearing cutoffs under the pants.
derekjohn
It's raining.
Pfffftit
Not in my mind
ValidGirthCertificate
Im disappointed as well
languex
But she's nekkid under her clothes.
newsguycraigevans
Not in my imagination
artistandascholar2000
Theater of the mind
DarkwingDuc
Wow! Super observant!
igoslow
Appropriate attire for the occasion.
igoslow
Huh, why the downvotes? I think she’s dressed appropriately and not nude.
wartoaster
Being nude is illegal on public property in all 50 states
boxbackknitties
Brattleboro, VT > clothing optional
BaconSave
What about at public swimming pools, you don't have showers and changing areas?
universalneighbor
VT: "Hold my bottle!" 1/2
universalneighbor
https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/wtf-why-is-public-nudity-legal-in-vermont-but-public-disrobing-isnt/Content?oid=2804753
wartoaster
I am learning!
Provos
But she is nude under those clothes. What a slut.
lildude52ca
you can be nude without being a slut..
Hihahufi
PorthosPorthole
No. You go to Puritan jail.
SavagePatchKids
And I under that skin? Bones. Spoopy.
LongoloidFartExplosion
Ahumblebubble
Donno how I should feel about being able to hear this image
TracynKyrayc
You're one to talk ! Bet you shower naked !
AlwaysUpvoteChickens
https://youtu.be/K3eb0Kick6w
trapp739
TapiocaMartini
Unfortunately
Freak0zoid
Yet you participate in society. I am very smart.
Seggs
https://thenib.com/mister-gotcha/
Freak0zoid
That was indeed the reference I intended
ThaWhiteRanger
gradeD
Doesn't effect the basic premise.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
Does affect the grammar though
IllegalDuckling
If we're ignoring the joke, she also would probably have been arrested if she wasn't
FenyxKnight
Definitely*
tentacularfleshscape
Affect
MarsIsAfire
Ben
gradeD
Efflect
SomeDetroitGuy
reallynotbob
Efffect also works there, and is funny.
mikenco
Reality is most naturists have bodies no one wants to see naked.
nobodywhatsoever
Me, too.
aceoftricks
Well, most people don't. What do you expect...
Sooner70
I've yet to see a naked body that offended me....and more than a few that were enjoyable to look at.
kaoticgirl
It's got nothing to do with what you want to see, so you can fuck right off.
SarsMarsBar
My gf and myself regularly visit a sauna. It’s public, nude and visited by people from all stretches of life, from kids to elderly 1
SarsMarsBar
Yes, including some very attractive people. But that is ultimately besides the point: you’re not there to ogle at other people’s nudity. 2/
scottEkarate
Unfortunately hardly anybody has a body anyone wants to see naked. We all have unrealistic images of beauty. Thanks pornhub
SpikeReynolds
Ihl watch a lot of amateur porn, soi are a good variety.
Turdsandwich10
Lol
anothergingerbeardman
I used to deliver pool supplies to a nudist camp. It was like a walrus colony on a hot summer day. Grey and wrinkly
Larktonguesinadicecup
My uncle worked at one as a cook. He wasn't a nudist just staff. He said we weren't missing anything
anothergingerbeardman
The owner would come help unload in gumboots and a sunhat.
sirfanciesadrought
Not a single hot girl? There's goes that fantasy.
anothergingerbeardman
Those pool boy experiences exist. Just not at the naturalist Park ; )
SpikeReynolds
I don't much care to see some people's bodies clothed, but if everyone was naked all the time, most of us wouldn't think it was weird.
ManByTechnicality
Honestly yea. I (before covid) was active in the kink community, and people being naked was just kind of normal. Not everyone all the time/1
ManByTechnicality
But often enough that it's basically like a different outfit. And once you've seen everyone in your community naked it's not really exciting
thepuppeteer777
Pretty much why nudist beaches work I assume. But yea bit makes sense. I think the novelty also wares of no?
ManByTechnicality
Yea. You quickly acclimate to bodies are bodies. Granted if you find someone attractive, you will regardless of level of clothing. But /1
ManByTechnicality
the key thing is that it's normalized. And anybody who can't adjust to it usually isn't welcome for very long. Bodies are bodies, /2
BroBummel
I think Penn Jillette said that there is no person he wouldn't rather see naked and I tend to agree. Bodies are awesome, even gross ones
PballQhead
Donald John Trump.
BroBummel
Doesn't matter, it would be hilarious.
PballQhead
mymustachecallstheshots
A man with integrity and conviction. But, lets be real. You are curious how small it really is. I dont blame you, its probably hilarious.
FoxPesdassi
Cannibals want to see them naked.
EggsaretheDevil
If you don't update your vision of beauty beyond what hollywood sells you're gonna be quite sad about yourself.
sirfanciesadrought
Yeah, almost every person on media, even the news channels, are at least an 8. Except some villains & comedians. Really screws one's
sirfanciesadrought
perception of beauty.
textilelover
And that right there is the problem. Not that there are standards of "beauty" but that so much seems to ride on it. Why do we care so much?
adiving
Being ugly doesn't require sadness at all. Most of humanity is ugly, and that doesn't really matter except to vapid people.
EggsaretheDevil
That's what I meant: stop being vapid or you'll get sad about yourself.
4etherling
Unless you can achieve it. Shallow Hal set the bar low.
EggsaretheDevil
Didn't see Shallow Hal, but I checked the trailer and it seems all kinds of wrong...
EggsaretheDevil
You can't achieve photoshop beauty. Unrealistic standards are yesterday's. Now we have photoshopped unrealistic standards.
4etherling
I strength train twice a week and I'm in incredible shape. Diet is key. The shallow Hal was a joke as Jack black was the leading character.
EggsaretheDevil
I'm sure you are. Still if you'd be on the first page of a magazine they'd find things to edit. It looked like a very bad joke.
BorkBorkasson
Nudism isn't sexual. Who cares what someone looks like naked anymore than what they look like clothed, in a nonsexual situation?
raradizzinlove
The fuck it’s not. Lol haha. I’m pre vert doh
swagb98623
Now tell us you have never stolen anything in your life nor masturbated to a naked image. Any situation can be sexual if you're thirsty.
mymustachecallstheshots
So the fact you need to see a therapist about your hypersexualization somehow means asexual people arent real?
ManByTechnicality
If you are having trouble with sexualizing everything, have you tried gouging your eyes out about it?
AmbroseGudmaker
Are you that guy banned from beaches and public pools?
BorkBorkasson
I've just found myself porn like any other person. I did specify in a nonsexual situation above. :)
iwannaspeaktothemgr
Being naked in the presence of others is, by definition, a sexual situation. My dominatrix told me so, so it must be true.
Memeeater
Funnily enough, Dominatrixes are usually clothed
ManByTechnicality
You got a lol from me.
BorkBorkasson
I mean, she's wrong. Though American culture especially seems to want to make it so.
Imapseudonym
It's not just American culture.
BorkBorkasson
Nope, but it's pretty bad there. Source: Norwegian-American who has lived multiple decades both places.
iwannaspeaktothemgr
I was actually kidding around but the -3 was interesting
TheUseriestName
You dropped your /s, my dude
unc0nnected
Try telling her that whilst bound and gagged
sirfanciesadrought
I would be physically difficult to tell anything when bound and gagged.