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Aug 25, 2017 3:21 AM
ICanNeverThinkOfAnythingParticularlyClever
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ThisIsSteel
I started to laugh but it ended in tears.
WallpaperProblems
Sounds like my Friday Nights
Aescaus
GlowstickJedi
Just like Trump's campaign run.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I'm just hoping to survive the inevitable distopia at this point.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Maybe will be in the ruling class, make the best of a soul crushing future
VinnyVinnVin
IDunCur
This has aged well
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Kinda funny. But when I think about the people that actually think the end is here because of Trump.. it makes me sad.
IsThisAPictureOfOtisRedding
JoeBobBriggs
Oh good then its almost over.
abacaxi
Now eat two pounds of sugar free gummi bears to invoke the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. They will come stampeding out of your back end.
Zyrixion
Well at least Satan's showed up, gang's all here.
ThighHighsSaveLives
It's getting there
CreamPearl
So glad I looked for this comment. 2020 man.
Poserman
No, about 7 years left
ScarletMegaGay
7? That's a good one. I'll be shocked if Trump lasts the first 4 years, much less get reelected.
Poserman
He's a good president. I like him more and more
Shoguna
In some countries, the leaders managed to get the limitation of re-election bumped/deleted. Doubt it would work in the states, but eh
Poserman
So 17 years of trump? Sounds like a plan
PotatOSLament
In Christian theology, the "Trump of Doom" is when God judges all of humankind aka Judgement Day.
Howtogrowwood
Ive given up worrying. I just want notice so i can get piss drunk before hand
Showmeyourotters
"Worrying means you suffer twice" - Newt Scamander
Zorbaq
I don't get it. Donald's kids are called Trumpets?
thegreatheed
In Mormon beliefs, one sign of the 2nd coming is this: "13 For a trump shall sound both long and loud" D&C 29:13
ICanNeverThinkOfAnythingParticularlyClever
I'm Mormon :D
PascalCasedUserName
Funny, but I doubt it works in Greek.
fuckinusername
I haven't seen this one! It's a good one
Aescaus
RobertNAdams
Who is this guy that looks like black Red Foreman?
Aescaus
https://youtu.be/BW37nPzpAwY this is the source of the gif, description suggests the guy's called terence hines
RobertNAdams
Thanks! :>
sleete
@PinkProzac LOL!
PinkProzac
Hahaha
degenerator
*Revelation
1234canIhavealittlemore
It ain't over 'till the far lady sings. Shut up Adèle!
daguq
Let's just keep her close, problem solved.
themuttonisniceandlean
It is one revelation. It's the book of revelation....singular.
MADhouse64
I bet you're fun at parties!
MrBlueSands
of Saint John of Patmos.
daguq
Saint John of The Magic Mushrooms.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
seeing as the good book say there's seven trumpets sounding one after another the future looks incredibly orange.
NZSheeps
I don't remember that from Harry Potter....
objectreborn
hahahaha
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
The Trump empire has begun.
Craftykit
epecially the end because we're gonna get eaten by the son
tracereading
God really likes the number seven.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
that's 1 3/4 terms...
nostalgium
Or 7 terms, if you're less optimistic.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo........
smpumper
And then god said.... nothing because god isn't real and you should all grow up
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
It's a fucking joke mate.
smpumper
But a shit one
Kuroikaze42
Why does faith make you so angry?
smpumper
2000 years of the retardation of humanity & Before you start, you're wrong. Accept it! You'll be better for it. Or prove me wrong
rooik14
Don't cut yourself on that edge buddy. We definitely needed to hear about your atheism on a joke more about wordplay than religion.
smpumper
You must be Canadian and as such are exempt. I love you guys. #itsnotreal
EClaire1073
/r/iamverysmart
smpumper
Thank you.
GrumpySquid
The post stated a joke, atheist or not, a jokes a joke. Chill dude.
smpumper
But it wasn't a good joke.
tanebou
Neither were you but your parents still raised you.
smpumper
I'm amazing I can live my life free of magic rapist wizards.
teej4841
And Dr. Dre said..
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
Slim shady you a basehead
GrimDarkRealities
Nothing you idiots Dr. Dres dead he's locked in my basement.
runo
You are the one that needs to grow up. It's a joke. Atheists who can't shut up about how God is fake are just as bad as any religious zealot
smpumper
I agree, atheists are a problem. I however follow reason and fact. Not jumbo jumbo for the mentally ill. I.e the religious.
smpumper
Not an atheist. They DONT believe what you believe. I, however, judge mental retardation that focuses on magic. You must surely know.
smpumper
That's the problem with you lot. You think it's ok to express your faith in a public forum without response.
runo
'You lot', lol. I am agnostic. I just don't see the need to scream about how fake someone's faith is in the comments section of a joke post.
smpumper
In your head I'm screaming. In reality I'm enjoying a coffee in the sunshine of France. Having a lovely day.
runo
You are right, my bad. It is pretty hard to scream from the bottom of the Bad Replies section. Enjoy your coffee! I'm gonna go make some too
SherMattLockSmith
It's a joke, don't get your fedora in a crumple.
smpumper
What an odd thing to say. It's almost like you are not trying.
SherMattLockSmith
Your statement makes no sense...
smpumper
To be honest mate, I forgot you existed
SherMattLockSmith
Holy shit, you have been a member over a year and you are still in the negatives? Take the hint, look in the mirror and reevaluate.
SherMattLockSmith
Wow, you really are a neckbeard, I was just joking with my first comment, but way to prove the point,