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Bonnedad
It deflects debris from falling straight down into the rollers
imostlymadethisup
Are you saying it doesn't?
jbkudos
Fear and respect that escalator
buzburbank
Ankle massage.
suspiciouscorgi
54 yo me still thinks that
whoisyourdaddy
Well, if done correctly, it does clean your shoes.
UnpinionedPoplars
I mean, it doesn't NOT do that...
Teawrecks66
Text to make sure the kid sitting on the escalator doesn't get caught in it
BeaveIt2Leaver
fstngutz
That kids on the escalator, AGAIN!
kutcher777
feeling for ur foot
Asianman24
Don't ever put your feet in the gap, crocs especially. A small gap and it rolls the footwear into the gap. Guaranteed broken toes or loss.
fartinyurgeneraldirection
Been brushing my J&M’s on those bad boys @DFW airport for years. Never left a single scuff. Free shines.
xBenoitBallsx
Airport is the only place I ever saw a legit shoe shine booth. Like people are trudging through mud to the airport with their luggage.
Sven1137
I use it for a quick boot brush on occasion
captnspanksalot
Kick the side when you are about the 3rd step up from the bottom...it will shut down.
Wsfrank0039000
I tried cleaning my boots with that and locked the escalator up.
BeerandCats
When I worked construction inspection in NYC, it definitely cleaned my boots
MightyIink
I've never even seen those before, is this new 2021 anti-stupid technology?
RyuKensatsu
I'm 32 and this thing cleans my shoes.
ThomasTheWankEngine3
it does.
Cabreza
It does.
LucianoIntorno
I thought it was the new safest way to get an abortion in Texas. Live and learn.
mrputter
Anything's a shoe-cleaner if you're brave enough.
jkwi
i still do
FakePlasticTreehugger
Both/and
tiderfish
That’s what I use it for
Sauroctonus
Not well, but it does.
suspiciouscorgi
It's not stupid if it works
Billybologna
Tell that to my sister who went brushy go burr and then got her toe almost ripped off. Otherwise it does work pretty well
ChocoladeMelkSnor
Almost took it clean off?
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
Only if your shoes are dirtier than the bristles
HorriblyPositive
They are.
Bleckplump
37 year old me knows this is true.
Moylsie
37 year old me thinks it still does.
Raxiel
It'll wipe your arse if you're flexible enough
CheeseborgarSoop
You mean it doesn't?
CloseupCaptionReaction
I still think it does it. I know better, but I choose to believe it is clearly for cleaning shoes.
DaUnkn0wn
Wait, are saying it doesn’t?!
tinyfootprints
40 year old me learned that it does clean shoes, up to a point.
skipweasel
It pushes your foot firmly but not painfully away from the pinch-point where you're most likely to get caught.
iamdeathnote
Still use it to clean the rubber on the sides of my shoes
MuffinsSpelledBackwardsIsSniffum
Raspootin
And clean your shoes
xRHIN0x
Father is an elevator/escalator mechanic, can confirm. Those things can easily kill people if they fuck up in the right way
PicassoCT
That's what it should do, but it clearly cleans Darwins shoes too
drandolph
coronakilla
How dare you tell me where to put my foot! Ma freeedums
AnApologeticCanadian
Let's protest this escalator conspiracy! THEY CANT CONTROL OUR LIVES!
UKMonkey
While cleaning your shoes
YoSoyMilk
“Haha brushy go psshhhh. I’m gonna stick my foot in it.” - Everyone
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
DaveTheScientist
Yup, but nobody sticks their foot in far enough to get hurt. Certainly not by accident.
Bmxtucker
This is why humans haven’t been allowed into the federation of planets. We see shit works and think “ima put my leg in there.”.
huskernightowl6
It's usually not the leg that we stick in
jsaund86
Firmly but not painfully is the name of my sex tape
persianBull
Good catch!
Crispy4Skin
monkeyssanehalf
It's a dickbroom
BOOMFartpunch
I still give my shoes a quick brush with these and I'm 33
BeaveIt2Leaver
GilFaizonofcourse
It's more of a vessel for mid-mall snacking..
BeaveIt2Leaver
Chocolate covered pretzel?
Isingsongsandshit
Came here for this
Schmaron
Her parents should have taught her to fear and respect that escalator!
MCNewYorkLives
I hope his leg gets caught and a blood bath ensues!
BeaveIt2Leaver
Don't get me wrong, I don't wish the kid harm, but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal so she'll learn how to manage her child!
MCNewYorkLives
not a year goes by that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some
MCNewYorkLives
parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
PinPointSnarkuracy
No joke, I was on a jury for a civil suit where a kid got part of his ass torn off in an escalator :(
freezingpilot
Backseat of Volkswagen?
Schmaron
Yup. Sound like his MO
Hounddog13
Sounds kinda cramped
gyrzzl
It’s a schooner
garzacalypse
MCNewYorkLives
Haha, it's not a schooner you dumb bastard. It's a sailboat!
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
(In reality it was just a sphere, cube, and pyramid. Sometimes 4K resolution is a bummer)
goflyblind
a schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.