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#schoolbus #magicschoolbus
PRoseLegend
One bump? Where I grew up there were at least a bump every couple km.
VonEichward
Man... This video is so old it has beard.
FunAlternativeFact
Being a school bus driver must be awful, dealing with these hooligans everyday.
tred1975
time to sue
codenametrixie
Nah. The kid was standing up. It looks like they wanted to jump at the same time a bump was hit.
Jambersome
Pre-Malone
adoration0x
Sitting on the hump while the bus went over potholes or speedbumps was a funnn
get0ffmylawn
HodgeNPodge
I did this every day. It was great.
WendyCarlson
Please remain seated at all times.
OlympicFail
And that panic when it I was more spectacular then you hoped but have to make sure the driver didn’t notice.
weareready
We used to terrorize my bus driver so bad
munchmunchmunch
Lol I think our bus driver found it more of entertaining because while she warned us, we were still little shits who didn’t listen.
Kirj4v4
Than :)
DepressedYetBlessed
they knew.
FigmentOfReality
Nah bus driver was in on it. They know the route better than the kids. On a less extreme scale my old BD did this and decided no more.
hydrocarbon82
We had a certain stretch with bad but evenly spaced expansion joins, I swear ours drove a certain speed to match the suspension's frequency
knizill
Driver sees all. Kids just think they're invisible. Former bus driver here
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
You didn’t see is smoking weed and keeping all the smoke in our JanSport backpacks.
ISaidSarcastically
Where’s that GTA meme *WRECKED*
Gotime336
Is that a short bus
hiryzer
Haha, this takes me right back to Jr High. Are you even a real teenager if you don't do dumb shit like this?
xaenex1
A mini .....SAIL
NooneAtAllIguess
this is how I show my love...
FlyYouFLCL
That was a pretty good SAIL
Mxlespxles
ˢᵃᶦˡ
papacuppa1
v
CeramicPeterGun
Damnit, Janet!
stonebone000
As a former school bus driver I guarantee the driver was in on it big time.
TheStoneMask
I was once in a bus that went off road and I flew like that and landed head first in the seat in front. Cracked ribs and a concussion.
sugashanebaby
nice
prodmerc
Fuck the school bus, everyone was a fucking feral chimp on it.
qkbn
The bus. What a strange social situation
besn
ManicMDMechanic
Former school bus driver here. There was this one old bus that had bad shocks and a dip that was perfect for this. Launched many a kid.
AzDanger
I am so glad the kids that ride the bus still do this. Scars are good conversation starters.
potentiallyunsafe
v Afterwards when she was trying to find her seat.
downvoteacct
We use to catch some serious air the back of those buses.
bolognanipple
I remember our bus had a steel bar as a headrest.
haquie
Gets me every time now post the one that uses her as the drum for bananas
sparrow417
Do a little jump when the bus hits the bump, time it right and go flying, though a bit unpredictable results but was fun as a kid to try it
iputnutinnutella
We always did it as kids
dodgerammit
My mom used to be a school bus driver. Years ago, the road dept dumped a load of gravel on one of the roads in her route. We came over
the hill at about 35mph. No time to react. Boom! Bus jumped and flattened the gravel pile. The kid in the back sailed two seats up and
landed on top of another kid, breaking that kid's nose. I was about halfway of the bus, and did a flip into the seat in front of me.
This happened in the morning. Apparently, the gravel was dumped end of shift the day before, and we discovered it at 6:15 the next morning.
JasonNakanishi
It is weird that cars require a seat belt but school bus don't even have them at all? WTF up with that?
DnDInsanity
It's not just school busses, but mass transport as well, at least where I live. Supposedly it's actually safer without them. Whatever.
n0gal
The metal bars in the seat in front of you protect your face from damaging the seat too much.
secondgoaround
Buses sit higher than most other vehicles so the kids wouldn’t be impacted by impact as much. From what I’ve heard.
SaturdayNightFever
The school districts lobbied against it. Would have cost money to retrofit all those buses and increased costs of new buses.
anderskvern
In Norway you are required by law to use the seat belts on the buss, and the driver is responsible that all minors wear em.
Shaggymom
And that’s when I quit my job....
iwasadeum
Countless studies have shown that seatbelts in buses have no effect (one way or the other) on crash mortality rates. In fact, school buses
Are one of the safest methods of travel for your child - far safer than your car!
KarlKingOfDucks
Can you source one of these “studies” that uses 3 point belts, not lap belts? Lap belts are bad, 3-point belts increase survival rates.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Natural selection. Sift them early on.
pennyeater
Buses arent going to get Tboned the way a car would. Generally they are the epitome of "biggest vehicle wins the crash" so less risk on them
causality
They claim buses are just as safe without them but personally I think it's because they couldn't overcrowd them if they had seatbelts.
Kuhmeister
Are your buses overcrowded?
They were when I was in school.
DigiT00l
Overcrowding makes it safer, nowhere to go means nothing to hit
AussieAlly
We had seat belts on our school bus in rural Australia. I was over an hour from school in the bush. Big comfy seats and seat belts.
Tastesicle
Bus driver here! While in a regular crash, injuries are minimal without one, the biggest cause of fatalities is during a roll or flip. Kids
End up going out the window, pinned. The largest issue is enforcement - without an aid, we can't tell, and no kid will buckle if they can
Get away with not buckling. Many charter coaches are being fitted with them, easier to see as they are bucket seats.
AccountOfMyDong
Busses like this in Finland are required by law to have 2-point seat belts. Not too many use them tho. Also, still gonna hit your head.
MothMonsterMan
Bus seats are above most points of impact which helps decrease the need
islanKittenTerror
https://m.huffingtonpost.ca/2018/04/07/humboldt-broncos-victims-deaths-hockey-crash-saskatchewan_a_23405484/
OwwMyButt
I was told once it’s because of them rolling. If you’re upside down in a car and take off your seatbelt it’s fine, but dropping from the 1/
Top of the bus to the bottom rather than rolling with it isn’t so fine.Seems like it creates more problems than it solves if that’s the case
Ulthirm
Its mainly an old rule, because imagine evacuating 40 little kids all panicking and stuck on a bus (that used to have a higher likely hood
Of blowing up because they weren't diesel) but it could be renovated if we renovated the roads to accomodate busses more.
ghostbox
This is the reason I’ve always heard.
Magezz
Crash dummy tests show that no seat belt is safer in school buses in specific. The seats are padded so they absorb most of any human impact.
Those tests used lap belts. Tests with 3 point belts showed vastly higher survival rates.
In crashes, yes. But evacuations, no. Especially not amongst young children.
can’t evacuate if you’re dead
Fires are much, much more common on school buses than lethal crashes. School buses usually travel very slowly.
Stuck on train tracks, can’t evacuate all the kid..now they are all dead, smoke in bus=dead, way freaking more common things than rollovers
Much harder to evacuate and the seat in front of you acts as a barrier of sorts. Super old design but seems to work mostly.
GreedyJungle
School buses are built like tanks.
Biophysics
no, they're definitely super flimsy. what makes them safe is slow speed and high visibility because of their large size.
AceOfShovels
Depending on what you mean that could be a really bad thing. Strong steel frames protect the vehicle, not the occupants. Needs to crunch.
The sheet metal is just covering plywood. It's the high ladder frame that takes most of the impact (located at the bottom black stripe).
claytonmachine95
Uh, maybe like a tank made of paper mache
Nope. Insanely strong frames. I’m a trucker and if my rig got into a head on collision with a school bus I’d be totaled.
The frames yes. The rest of the bus no
Country school in ‘00 had the padding wore off the back so you’d slam you head into the metal frame of the seat in front of you, fun times!
Ahh, the ole tooth breakers.
Good ol’ days
elizardo
too accurTe
Ihardleyknowher
Bus big heavy. Car hit bus. Car stop quick. Bus stop slow. Less jerky jerk on the bus. Source I'm a physisist
zeroexistence
So sciency.
m249saw2004
Ah, scienced the movey moves. I see what you did there.
LilMuffen
What if another bus or a truck happens. Or bus runs off the road. Or Thanos snaps his fingers
DieselSpider
Or the hys huts another bus, or a wall, or rolls. If a plane with seat belts can be evacuated, so can a bus.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
posted above
GloomyGusterson
What the Hell did they hit! 20 ton bus doesn't stop on a dime easily.
SCHWARZENPECKER
2 other buses in front of a wall? I dunno
AxellTheDragon
Or busses in general.
Diaz3118
The dude in the very back flipped forwards over the seat in front of him, damn.
Ellimem
*buses
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Woman in grey at the back got split into two.
JollyBloke
She just got Dr. Strange'd
TresusIbor
OH FUCK the lady in grey that busted her head against the fucking pole.
DemureGirl
More concerned for the woman who went head first into the chair in front and then didn't move again D:
morelikeconsham
What the fuck did they hit, thor's hammer?
Light pole. Driver fell asleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_L911Yoybg
pancreas
let the bodies hit the floor
chbarts
When you're disrobing a Victorian hooker, you let the bodice hit the floor.
ThisPleasesZulthar
Kaysmira
Neck and head injuries for everyone!
Aragorn195
We actually have seatbelts on the buss here in Norway. After seeing this I’m gonna start using them
Rookieragequit
Good, I don't want you hitting me if we crash ?
CrazychrisX
Fellow Norwegian here can confirm, can also confirm that if you are caught without a seatbelt on during a control 1/2
You will be fined, don't know how much. But i heard it's around 1500 NOK. You are essentially bring treated as if you were driving a car.
Oooopsiedaisy
Yeppp!
NervAssEva
Holy fuck some people on that bus aren’t the same after this shit
DanOrtega
They now ride the special bus.
hiyesthisissatan
Well one is dead so...
SanMononoke
Really?
Yes. The older woman in the front that doesn't get up. She died of internal decapitation or spinal injury. Something like that.
PRoseLegend
One bump? Where I grew up there were at least a bump every couple km.
VonEichward
Man... This video is so old it has beard.
FunAlternativeFact
Being a school bus driver must be awful, dealing with these hooligans everyday.
tred1975
time to sue
codenametrixie
Nah. The kid was standing up. It looks like they wanted to jump at the same time a bump was hit.
Jambersome
Pre-Malone
adoration0x
Sitting on the hump while the bus went over potholes or speedbumps was a funnn
get0ffmylawn
HodgeNPodge
I did this every day. It was great.
WendyCarlson
Please remain seated at all times.
OlympicFail
And that panic when it I was more spectacular then you hoped but have to make sure the driver didn’t notice.
weareready
We used to terrorize my bus driver so bad
munchmunchmunch
Lol I think our bus driver found it more of entertaining because while she warned us, we were still little shits who didn’t listen.
Kirj4v4
Than :)
DepressedYetBlessed
FigmentOfReality
Nah bus driver was in on it. They know the route better than the kids. On a less extreme scale my old BD did this and decided no more.
hydrocarbon82
We had a certain stretch with bad but evenly spaced expansion joins, I swear ours drove a certain speed to match the suspension's frequency
knizill
Driver sees all. Kids just think they're invisible. Former bus driver here
iquestionthepinappleeveryday
You didn’t see is smoking weed and keeping all the smoke in our JanSport backpacks.
ISaidSarcastically
Where’s that GTA meme *WRECKED*
Gotime336
Is that a short bus
hiryzer
Haha, this takes me right back to Jr High. Are you even a real teenager if you don't do dumb shit like this?
xaenex1
A mini .....SAIL
NooneAtAllIguess
this is how I show my love...
FlyYouFLCL
That was a pretty good SAIL
Mxlespxles
ˢᵃᶦˡ
papacuppa1
CeramicPeterGun
Damnit, Janet!
stonebone000
As a former school bus driver I guarantee the driver was in on it big time.
TheStoneMask
I was once in a bus that went off road and I flew like that and landed head first in the seat in front. Cracked ribs and a concussion.
sugashanebaby
nice
prodmerc
Fuck the school bus, everyone was a fucking feral chimp on it.
qkbn
The bus. What a strange social situation
besn
ManicMDMechanic
Former school bus driver here. There was this one old bus that had bad shocks and a dip that was perfect for this. Launched many a kid.
AzDanger
I am so glad the kids that ride the bus still do this. Scars are good conversation starters.
potentiallyunsafe
downvoteacct
We use to catch some serious air the back of those buses.
bolognanipple
I remember our bus had a steel bar as a headrest.
haquie
Gets me every time now post the one that uses her as the drum for bananas
sparrow417
Do a little jump when the bus hits the bump, time it right and go flying, though a bit unpredictable results but was fun as a kid to try it
iputnutinnutella
We always did it as kids
dodgerammit
My mom used to be a school bus driver. Years ago, the road dept dumped a load of gravel on one of the roads in her route. We came over
dodgerammit
the hill at about 35mph. No time to react. Boom! Bus jumped and flattened the gravel pile. The kid in the back sailed two seats up and
dodgerammit
landed on top of another kid, breaking that kid's nose. I was about halfway of the bus, and did a flip into the seat in front of me.
dodgerammit
This happened in the morning. Apparently, the gravel was dumped end of shift the day before, and we discovered it at 6:15 the next morning.
JasonNakanishi
It is weird that cars require a seat belt but school bus don't even have them at all? WTF up with that?
DnDInsanity
It's not just school busses, but mass transport as well, at least where I live. Supposedly it's actually safer without them. Whatever.
n0gal
The metal bars in the seat in front of you protect your face from damaging the seat too much.
secondgoaround
Buses sit higher than most other vehicles so the kids wouldn’t be impacted by impact as much. From what I’ve heard.
SaturdayNightFever
The school districts lobbied against it. Would have cost money to retrofit all those buses and increased costs of new buses.
anderskvern
In Norway you are required by law to use the seat belts on the buss, and the driver is responsible that all minors wear em.
Shaggymom
And that’s when I quit my job....
iwasadeum
Countless studies have shown that seatbelts in buses have no effect (one way or the other) on crash mortality rates. In fact, school buses
iwasadeum
Are one of the safest methods of travel for your child - far safer than your car!
KarlKingOfDucks
Can you source one of these “studies” that uses 3 point belts, not lap belts? Lap belts are bad, 3-point belts increase survival rates.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Natural selection. Sift them early on.
pennyeater
Buses arent going to get Tboned the way a car would. Generally they are the epitome of "biggest vehicle wins the crash" so less risk on them
causality
They claim buses are just as safe without them but personally I think it's because they couldn't overcrowd them if they had seatbelts.
Kuhmeister
Are your buses overcrowded?
causality
They were when I was in school.
DigiT00l
Overcrowding makes it safer, nowhere to go means nothing to hit
AussieAlly
We had seat belts on our school bus in rural Australia. I was over an hour from school in the bush. Big comfy seats and seat belts.
Tastesicle
Bus driver here! While in a regular crash, injuries are minimal without one, the biggest cause of fatalities is during a roll or flip. Kids
Tastesicle
End up going out the window, pinned. The largest issue is enforcement - without an aid, we can't tell, and no kid will buckle if they can
Tastesicle
Get away with not buckling. Many charter coaches are being fitted with them, easier to see as they are bucket seats.
AccountOfMyDong
Busses like this in Finland are required by law to have 2-point seat belts. Not too many use them tho. Also, still gonna hit your head.
MothMonsterMan
Bus seats are above most points of impact which helps decrease the need
islanKittenTerror
https://m.huffingtonpost.ca/2018/04/07/humboldt-broncos-victims-deaths-hockey-crash-saskatchewan_a_23405484/
OwwMyButt
I was told once it’s because of them rolling. If you’re upside down in a car and take off your seatbelt it’s fine, but dropping from the 1/
OwwMyButt
Top of the bus to the bottom rather than rolling with it isn’t so fine.Seems like it creates more problems than it solves if that’s the case
Ulthirm
Its mainly an old rule, because imagine evacuating 40 little kids all panicking and stuck on a bus (that used to have a higher likely hood
Ulthirm
Of blowing up because they weren't diesel) but it could be renovated if we renovated the roads to accomodate busses more.
ghostbox
This is the reason I’ve always heard.
Magezz
Crash dummy tests show that no seat belt is safer in school buses in specific. The seats are padded so they absorb most of any human impact.
KarlKingOfDucks
Those tests used lap belts. Tests with 3 point belts showed vastly higher survival rates.
Magezz
In crashes, yes. But evacuations, no. Especially not amongst young children.
KarlKingOfDucks
can’t evacuate if you’re dead
Magezz
Fires are much, much more common on school buses than lethal crashes. School buses usually travel very slowly.
Shaggymom
Stuck on train tracks, can’t evacuate all the kid..now they are all dead, smoke in bus=dead, way freaking more common things than rollovers
munchmunchmunch
Much harder to evacuate and the seat in front of you acts as a barrier of sorts. Super old design but seems to work mostly.
GreedyJungle
School buses are built like tanks.
Biophysics
no, they're definitely super flimsy. what makes them safe is slow speed and high visibility because of their large size.
AceOfShovels
Depending on what you mean that could be a really bad thing. Strong steel frames protect the vehicle, not the occupants. Needs to crunch.
Tastesicle
The sheet metal is just covering plywood. It's the high ladder frame that takes most of the impact (located at the bottom black stripe).
claytonmachine95
Uh, maybe like a tank made of paper mache
GreedyJungle
Nope. Insanely strong frames. I’m a trucker and if my rig got into a head on collision with a school bus I’d be totaled.
claytonmachine95
The frames yes. The rest of the bus no
islanKittenTerror
https://m.huffingtonpost.ca/2018/04/07/humboldt-broncos-victims-deaths-hockey-crash-saskatchewan_a_23405484/
OlympicFail
Country school in ‘00 had the padding wore off the back so you’d slam you head into the metal frame of the seat in front of you, fun times!
Tastesicle
Ahh, the ole tooth breakers.
munchmunchmunch
Good ol’ days
elizardo
too accurTe
Ihardleyknowher
Bus big heavy. Car hit bus. Car stop quick. Bus stop slow. Less jerky jerk on the bus. Source I'm a physisist
zeroexistence
So sciency.
m249saw2004
Ah, scienced the movey moves. I see what you did there.
LilMuffen
What if another bus or a truck happens. Or bus runs off the road. Or Thanos snaps his fingers
DieselSpider
Or the hys huts another bus, or a wall, or rolls. If a plane with seat belts can be evacuated, so can a bus.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
posted above
GloomyGusterson
What the Hell did they hit! 20 ton bus doesn't stop on a dime easily.
SCHWARZENPECKER
2 other buses in front of a wall? I dunno
AxellTheDragon
Or busses in general.
Diaz3118
The dude in the very back flipped forwards over the seat in front of him, damn.
Ellimem
*buses
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Woman in grey at the back got split into two.
JollyBloke
She just got Dr. Strange'd
TresusIbor
OH FUCK the lady in grey that busted her head against the fucking pole.
DemureGirl
More concerned for the woman who went head first into the chair in front and then didn't move again D:
morelikeconsham
What the fuck did they hit, thor's hammer?
AxellTheDragon
Light pole. Driver fell asleep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_L911Yoybg
pancreas
let the bodies hit the floor
chbarts
When you're disrobing a Victorian hooker, you let the bodice hit the floor.
ThisPleasesZulthar
Kaysmira
Neck and head injuries for everyone!
Aragorn195
We actually have seatbelts on the buss here in Norway. After seeing this I’m gonna start using them
Rookieragequit
Good, I don't want you hitting me if we crash ?
CrazychrisX
Fellow Norwegian here can confirm, can also confirm that if you are caught without a seatbelt on during a control 1/2
CrazychrisX
You will be fined, don't know how much. But i heard it's around 1500 NOK. You are essentially bring treated as if you were driving a car.
Oooopsiedaisy
Yeppp!
NervAssEva
Holy fuck some people on that bus aren’t the same after this shit
DanOrtega
They now ride the special bus.
hiyesthisissatan
Well one is dead so...
SanMononoke
Really?
hiyesthisissatan
Yes. The older woman in the front that doesn't get up. She died of internal decapitation or spinal injury. Something like that.