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FP Edit: Wow, my first post to make it this far. Send some good new metal bands, I'm having trouble finding them myself (I'm really into death metal, or symphonic black) ... Oh yeah, and nudes, obviously :D
FP Edit 2: To all the good people posting metal bands in the comments... Just figured, imagine what it's like for people who are not that familiar with metal, to read some of those band names.. Fuckin' hell :D :D :D :D
azazyel
Happy path my ass
roastbeefkazenzakis
Psycroptic, groovy tech death from NZ. I like Inherited Repression the most
kspice
Gathering requirements was not so different:
arpykay
I don't know how I didn't see that coming, but I laughed out loud.
dazedNconfuzed
Seems QA did their job correctly.
Venezuelan
As a QA engineer. I was expecting to shoot my self in the head. But totally accurate.
MonstrousJohnson
As a QA engineer, I was expecting him to shoot him in the vest, but still have it hit him in the leg
n0n53n53
or for the QA to beat the dev over the head with it
Gray808
As a QA Engineer, I was expecting him to shoot the guy in the dick, then each knee, then each foot, each hand. Then to hit him with the gun.
reddplays81360
As a QA for over 12 years I totally disagree. A real QA would throw the gun to the other guy's head bc mostly of users won't do it but maybe
n0n53n53
Test Case 157: Remove the ammo, replace ammo in backwards and hit the dev over the head with gun.
Eradormi
I know surprisingly little of black & death but... try Green Lung? or maybe Mutant (EP Laserdrome is insane..) not black or death but guuud
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
As a former STE and SDET, and current SDE... AUUUGH SHIT, NOT IN THE LEG!!
HoldOnToYourGifs
Sounds like a bunch of venerial diseases.
w32blaster
Have you checked the russian crazy band SLAUGHTER TO PREVAIL? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goL3UZc_vcY
InfamousGerbil
Dying Fetus is the only band you need to know
neverThoughtOfThat
I like the way you think.. Yet they're not new :(
InfamousGerbil
Yeah true that. Anyone recommend any good newer ones to you that have a similar feel as DF? Dyscarnate is like British DF, check them out
neverThoughtOfThat
I got a lot of msgs, I'll DM you if I run into anything..
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
This is what happens when management thinks they're doing agile but they're also asking for a fixed date delivery.
NowYouCanPanic
Cattle decapitation! Aversions crown! Heaven shall burn! Septicflesh! The zenith project! Dm me for more!
emilunderbjerg
slugdge - tech death all about snails
DoubleBacaCheseBurgerForACop
Yes. Only pen test where I tell you
biebsbiebs
Quebec actors ⚜️⚜️⚜️
marslo
Calise ouais, c'est Martin Drainville!
Avikus
Louis 19!
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Why you referencing the saints?
marslo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_19,_King_of_the_Airwaves
marslo
O wait your talking about sport stuff, i think. No the fleur-de-lys is a french symbole. Its on the Quebec flag.
ehoba666
Is this how Anthem was made? I feel like this is how Anthem was made
MrKomisiripala
wheredoisign
sun of the sleepless, dodsengel, and, more melodic, but also black: batushka, mgla
UnicornCheese
Cattle Decapitation
bloodjunkie1113
Rivers of Nihil and Revocation. Tech Death. Good Shit.
HawasKaPujari
If only QA was doing this instead of raising 10 bugs about misalignments in UI.
Ignition101
I've seen too many clients skip QA to save £ and go straight to UAT. Then moan about why it's shit. So I charge bug fix as T&M :)
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
Hey we've got one passing case, what else do we need? It works, see! I ran it and it worked, let's move to UAT!
Stoicnihilist
I'm a nob. What's a QA engineeri?
BigSpaceDancer
We try and break things before you can.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Quality Assurance
stja
A professional tester.
Venezuelan
Quality assurance, we test shit before it hits the shelves.
LonelyHorsey
Questions and Answers
DissectedArthropod
For Death Metal i would recommend checking out Venenum,Spectral Voice,Coffins,Krypts,Incarceration,Sadistic Intent,Humiliation,Virvum 1/2
DissectedArthropod
Dead Congregation,Blood Incantation,Into Coffin and Necrot,some of the are a bit doomy.
neverThoughtOfThat
Mate, imagine, for people not that familiar with death metal, what is like to read all those names.. Fuckin' hell, man :D :D :D :D
DissectedArthropod
Thats the funniest thing about showing Music to non-metal but open Friends,already had good and bad reactions including the funniest faces.
Veldareth
What kind of metal you looking for, OP?
neverThoughtOfThat
Death, symphonic black, but a good old school trash is always refreshing.. Like Havok, they're fairly new, yet old school :)
ffips
Vektor
Kirbykidx
Amorphis for Symphonic Death/Prog.
Seethreepeeoh
Blame the statement of requirements
exlurker42
HoldOnToYourGifs
I'm sending this to my boss
girlsdontp00p
Reminds me of Rome 2: Total war
moshthun
Costumer wanted a tire swing, but said tiered swing.
NumNutts
DeathBy1000PaperCuts
Jesus, I've seen this a dozen times and never made that connection.
Seethreepeeoh
[Thereitis.gif]
exlurker42
TakuanSoho
Soooo... Ewoks destroyed the empire ?
exlurker42
wherearethenoodles
I'm more into pagan/folk (but not the "party folk") and atmospheric- Arkona is my favorite band. Agalloch's Ashes Against the Grain
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Why are you doing this?
wherearethenoodles
Doing what? OP asked for metal band recommendations, I gave two of my favorites
thedarknesssurroundsme
Check out Skálmöld for some high quality pagan/viking metal.
wherearethenoodles
I already know them :)
Magus25
My favorite way to test if software actually works is hand it to an average user for 5 minutes.
Klingon00
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Orders a special character
neospor1n
My highschool programming teacher would test for that and so I made all questionable inputs return- “stop that”
MandaloreTheDefiler
Beautiful
bajeezus
Next day. Customer walks in, asks “where’s the bathroom?” Bartender explodes.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
"Heyuh, can I have a-uhhh... lizard?"
MetaSomma
Orders }; DROP TABLE BEERS;
Klingon00
Customer walks in, asks for the bathroom
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Laeryc
Da-Lick my balls
Klingon00
The one thing that QA didn’t test for is what the customer chooses to do.
arek314
Why was QA engineer kicked out of the bar?
arek314
He was testing the barkeeper's patience.
lockthelocksandleave
I do not get this. Still, I am laughing.
neverThoughtOfThat
And also, we developers can get cocky like 'I've covered all the use cases', only to get a bug report in about 10 minutes.. Lol
MaxeMan5126
What if I name my son " Robert'); drop table students;-- "
upandgonelikeafartinthewind
You know Bobby Tables?
Meloncov
One of the first things you do when testing is trying out all the weird edge cases that are most likely to break a program.
Z0op
Like sql injections for example or other special chars that could break things if not properly escaped
JupitersWitch
If a customer is injecting malicious code, someone fucked up.
neverThoughtOfThat
Orders a beer in IE... Well, shit
SniffsMcgee
sauerteig
Zergspower
You joke, but in the RPA world IE is kicking Chrome and FF's ass right now. simply because it has direct interaction
Laeryc
thats cute, you think thats the saving grace of it. it will be gone soon enough and Edge will replace it. Because M$
neverThoughtOfThat
Amin, brother
ministryofpeace
And edge is now chromium based
marsgoose
You can do all the QA you want and a user will still find some weird ass way to break it.
n0n53n53
and then the developer will blame QA for not finding it (as a former QA and current developer)
marsgoose
I think my favorite was making some recruitment software and getting a complaint from HR about candidate bitching they can't upload binaries
marsgoose
into the CV/Resume upload form. WTF? WHYYY?
neverThoughtOfThat
I've never done that. I think it is a shared responsibility.
AisforApple
I've seen some really unhealthy QA relationships. Good on you, though. We're all in it together.
OriginalSyn
QA came back with a bug that if she went to one page in Chrome, then same page on IE, and then clicked the button in chrome it would fail.
OriginalSyn
It was only that very specific sequence where it would fail.
marsgoose
Wait what, so you open a webpage in chrome, open the same in IE, click on something in chrome after that and it returns error?
marsgoose
But if you use any other combination of browsers there is no error?
neverThoughtOfThat
And did you found out what was causing the issue?
OriginalSyn
Spent about a day looking then chrome updated and couldn't reproduce.
VashtheStampede47
Wait so do QA people just try to find ways to break things? Why did noone tell me this was a job that existed?! I could have done this!
songbringer
Mostly our QA greenlights everything until a pissed off customer gives them a call, and then they throw us under the bus.
DeadWombat
I work QA. It can be fun when you find something to break, but 99% of the job is boring, repetitive work.
AlaskanX
They also have to write fairly detailed reports about how to reproduce the issue
PleasantPeasantPheasant
I once made a detailed description of a bug in a game, I got some in game currency a week later as a 'thank you'.
C0mplicatedCreati0n
Still on board with this as a career opportunity. I love breaking things and explaining how I broke the thing.
zimirken
You might try manufacturing quality engineer. When a bad part escapes the factory you get to figure out how and why, and then tell
zimirken
The manufacturing engineer (me) to do all the hard work of making it never happen again
FartyMcDumpstein
1) You also have to know how it works to begin with. It's not the 99th percentile talent of building it, but it's the 90th percentile in
FartyMcDumpstein
2) all the skills that went into building it. It's the renaissance-man job in tech.