You guys will not what I read it’s name was at first I was like cunni what lmao

Apr 23, 2026 10:52 PM

The Silver Surfer heralds the coming of Galactus and the end of the world...for aquatic larvae.

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Oh look, a shiny version!

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I was literally thinking about this bird early this morning, but I couldn't remember its name

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The really bizarre thing about that is that it lives so far north the air can be -30C. "Hey, it's freezing. Better take a bath to warm up!"

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The uninitiated observers being the larvae?

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It's always something new with these motherfuckers.

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It's strange. there are things like lizards that thrive in a few niches, but birds... so many. They have everything from "we are leigon" to "I only eat a specific seed." Like, ring species are a thing. how specific does your range have to be that it kind of breaks binomial nomenclature?

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Love it

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I am not sure what this bird does underwater but I bet fish are at least as afraid of the daemon called Alcedo atthis.

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The thumbnail made me think it was wrapped in foil.

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"Unlike most birds, which have hollow, lightweight bones for flight, dippers have dense, solid bones that act as a natural diving belt, allowing them to overcome buoyancy and remain submerged."

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Brain damage wrote the title of this post.

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It's name is pronounced "Sink Us Sink Us."

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Is there finally a new season? I binge watched this until my SodaStream finally stopped working.

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Yes, but it’s much darker

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With that air in its plumage and very low body weight of a bird, how does it stay under water?

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Thankfully chat GPT is there to write a comment about it.

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Light enough to fly, heavy enough to sink.

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Fr, how does that even work?

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especially with air bubbles clinging to it. has it got a belly full of rocks as ballast? :-)

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I always updoot birbs

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"Sea's haunted"

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You bet it is. I've been spear fishing a bunch of times when I see a big dark fish, 40tf underwater, and it turns out to be a fucking cormorant up close...

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Considering how little we know about the ocean, this could be true. Here is one video talking about how underwater critters in a fantasy realm should be much more 'interesting' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2weze6uY30

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What?

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"Their called Lion fish..."

*literally cocks underwater gun*

"I'm here to turn them into Angel fish.."

"We live in Montana, Steve. Also those are Bluegill, and this is a stocked pond"...

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"But I heard fish have oil!" *Fortunate Son intensifies*

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