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Mar 8, 2018 5:13 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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wckedmara
PUT GLOVES ON, YOU FOOL
warp10
I feel like strong is an understatement
MrGambit
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Where do you find a magnet like that?
Nykidemus
kjmagnetics.com. You can get everything from pinheads to blocks with literally a half-ton of pull, in all sorts of shapes.
CunningLingu1st
Nailed it!
inyourheadunderyourskin
There is always someone who picks the lowest hanging fruit from the tard tree.
oldninjaman
Jambereeeno
Aww screw you man. +1
WaffleWes
You could use that magnet as a nail gun! Damn, surprised he didn't stab himself.
winterswoledier
Magneto?
BootyWarriorr
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
CongressOfDentists
W..I..T..C..C..C..H ..CR..A..F..T
Catbab
And although I know it's strictly taboo....
digdoug78
If you wrap the magnet in cloth it is easier to separate the sharp rusty things from the magnet.
Talmorean
ritscheratsche
That could have become an interesting thumbnail...
FatherElongatedAppendages
Wow that's mag-neat-o
alecdshope
I didn't realize this was an urgent problem that needed solving.
13fingerfx
This magnet is like Keanu’s delicious inverted penis in the matrix films: Neo D inny, Yum.
hubiejunior
There is a lot of tetanus to be had in there.
vindik8or
Tetanus is nearly ubiquitous in the environment. It's the type of wound that leads to an infection, not the type of object.
hubiejunior
hubiejunior
But then I had to get a tetanus shot when a parakeet bit me at work also.
vindik8or
The important point is the second one. Tetanus bacteria are anaerobic so they need a wound that isn't open to the air to cause infection.
AbusedPickle
Wish he wore gloves
Gilgamech
Cool! Now do a barrel roll!
Theycallmejer
Now have fun pulling them off.
ChristianWinterhalter
VoteUppington
Necromancer of nails.
Thorslax
Retrograde Deliverance
Thorslax
The Oxide Horde
Thorslax
The Rust King Summons
Thorslax
You got me on a metal naming spree.
Thorslax
Nails of the Coffin Removed to summon the ones who swore to serve until atomised.
MagicSquid
And now you use a stronger magnet to get the nails off of the magnet.
RandomUserC137
Tip for your tip: wrap the magnet in canvas so you can just bundle that shit and throw it away(and protect your hand a bit ffs).
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
And put the magnet in a plastic bag before that, or you will never get those fucking iron filings off it as long as you live.
KreepyNinja
Rookie mistake, next time wrap the magnet in a cloth or put it in a sock
drakes4thcousin
All fun and games until one goes through your hand
pinkypiesbutt
magnets how the fuck do they work?
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ArandomDane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFAOXdXZ5TM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
Hippie nipple magic
ROBOTvsMAN
YES LET'S JUST HOLD ON TO AN OBJECT THAT WILL MAKE SHARP RUSTY IMPLEMENTS FLY TOWARDS MY HAND
JakisBack
Thank you finally someone is saying it!!
GloomyGusterson
You want Tetanus. That is how you get Tetanus.
HitlersArtCritic
Not sure about Good ol Lockjaw, but seeing it didn't hurt them enough to drop it, they're fine.
HighrockTendales
I don’t think it’s possible to get impaled by this.
Gmayor61
Still not exactly a pleasant experience to get a nail run pointy-bit first into your delicate, sweet little fingers
AnalTelescope
you dont understand magnetism
CziltangBrone
Put it in a box pipe with an escape. Makes taking off the nails and shit easy
Itspronouncedimmature
I Found the Millennial!
snarebears
What? We don't like winning Darwin awards
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Apparently only millennials have common sense.
kookyabird
My baby boomer parents would say this is a bad idea as well. Perhaps this person just wants to avoid having to get a tetanus shot.
Raecracy123abc
Right a friend of mine just moved into his house new construction I walked out into his garage...well I attempted..the ran right back in...
Raecracy123abc
Because I could almost hear my dad screaming at me to put shoes on bc of nails in the garage 10years after moving out 3000 miles away
Saxxon92
GIVE ME TETANUS
theshinobi23
That magnet should've been attached to a broomstick or something.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
That might throw your mom off balance though.
javer80
Then you'd just collect a bunch of bedknobs.
Vaeyn
That was a great post, why am i the first to upvote?
GoodDadJokes
But why are there nails in a fire pit?
loser9999
because people are assholes
DownWithYouAll
take a guess
baturro
Because the wood was soaked in nails.
circlebreaker
Burning damaged furniture, shipping pallets, old window frames, etc...
SarcasticComment
Someone was burning what is likely chemically treated construction lumber or pallets. Not the best idea in the world.
Niddhoger
Lazy people that didn't clean the scraps before burning. Supposed to hammer the nails out first.
ticktockbent
he burned wood with nails in it
PoopDollaaa
BBQ can't melt steel nails
rubber1duckie
The real question is, who put it in the can of tuna?
ProfessionalInternetStranger
More like why is there fire in my nail pit?
ForNorrath
You get my upvote for the day
highqualityraterotica
Also mine. Take it.
Tramputee
Fire melts steel nails.
jahupa
Because nails burn hotter than wood and last longer.
iynque
Pfff prob’ly gotta use jet fuel to get those those steel nails going. No thanks.
JohnnyQuine
Class D bonfire FTW
igivetheinternets
Thats why you soak them in wood first
givemefreemoney
That was a terrible dad joke
ellyllon
I guess people didn't look at the other guys username before downvoting you
kneetothearrow
I stand by my choice. This is the trump era after all
dormantmutant
kneetothearrow
I was being sarcastic but cool. You can probably tell from my comment history I am an avid supporter of individual thought
givemefreemoney
I suppose not
PoppinLochNessHopster
Why would they?
rezpawner
When carbon gets warm enough, it can fuse into heavier elements such as iron.
JoshuaArnold561
the iron has to be hot enough to bound with it camp fires don't get that hot.
JoshuaArnold561
i meant bond
avelarius
Yeah, like, inside a star.
rezpawner
That was the joke, yeah.
avelarius
I totally knew that was a joke. I was, uh, playing along.
SGRogers
Old pallets and skids make decent and cheap firewood. No point pulling the nails out first.
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
Bad idea most pallets like that are pressure treated with mercury.
Ashilino
What he said, dumbass! Figure it out
andrewthemiller
Actually, lots of points.
PoppinLochNessHopster
As someone who has previously burned like 200 pallets in a giant oceanside bonfire -why not? they weren't painted, the treating solution?
Graywolves5
My old stopping grounds. Cops made me throw away all my pallets once. somthing about not allowed to burn "construction materials".
Bombpier
Pallets arent used to build anything tho
Graywolves5
After being threatened with a ticket I wasn't willing to argue that point.
Genini
Pallets are generally fine to burn. Some have been treated with a chemical that is a known carcinogen though.
Vulspyr
If they are not painted or stained they usually look like this
in terms of color. They can also be dirty.
SnartHelg
Just make sure you don't like the people downwind and you're good to go