Humourous resistance.

Dec 1, 2025 4:57 PM

countervail247365

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Does everything need an ad?

Now the model on it looks like fuckin' Kash Patel.

8 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

When Joann fabrics went out of business they had a fire sale in my town and I got over a hundred googley eyes of various sizes for only $10. Those have lasted much longer than I thought sticking them up at work and on family/friends framed photos. Worth every penny. We use VR headsets at work sometimes and I highly encourage adding them if you can.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

Looks like he saw the Epstein Files.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As long as that person comes back to clean up all the trash from the posters eventually falling off...

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

8 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Consistently and resistantly.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, Hell's Kitchen is a real place?

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once stopped a mugging in Hell's Kitchen. I'm basically Daredevil.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like that hack ruining I mean running the FBI

8 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

No, no - ruining is the correct word.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cocaine eyes. He is a cocaine fiend and it's wild how many senior FBI agents work for him, a literal ignorant, bigoted drug addict. I think all his appointments are active drug addicts, trump included

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

so, whats the story on this? is it just that theres some kinda ad all over all the bike things, is it something with the particular model, or something else entirely?

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who knows?
Probably a New York thing?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

…..the advertiser did this to get more attention

8 months ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 10

Like every restaurant who churns or 6-12 “Order 66”s on their branded receipts daily.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Doubt it. They have huge concerns of their brand image and don't want anything to tarnish it.

8 months ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 4

This is definitely a way to condition people into looking at the bike stands so future ads will be successful.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

What is being resisted?

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Either advertisers using every available flat space to hawk their shitty goods and/or services, the marketing people pointing out all the glorious flat spaces they can use to enshitify our world with ads, or corporations specifically manufacturing their products with the requisite flat spaces to do so. Take your pick.

In the immortal words of Bill Hicks, "STOP PUTTING DOLLAR SIGNS ON EVERYTHING!!"

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw ads on pizza boxes recently. I fucking hate this timeline.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel them judging me, googly

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You will never regret buying a huge bag of googley eyes.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So meticulous

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I admire this person’s dedication

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why?
What brand or model is that?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an ad, who cares? Doesn't deserve our attention, 100% just mock it without absorbing anything they might want us to notice about it and move on.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are ALL ads bad?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0