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The cyborgs of this generation
Cyborgs in this generation.
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Feb 21, 2018 8:35 PM
OrlandoCyborgAshley
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Cyborgs in this generation.
Instagram: OrlandoCyborgAshley
thatguywhodoesthething
DrDrrDrrrr
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
RateDickpic
That looks like WWoHP at Universal!
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
enderite
ipreferdogtax
DrJigglePhysics
I still punch myself every time I see one of those. It's getting unpleasant, but
chiechien
I never asked for this.
ricksnip
I didn’t know mannequins could use cell phones
Sagerider
So what is the finger circle thing?
srlfish
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
DirkTrash
This is why Greedo tried to kill him.
NobleSeven
I was hoping that she'd give us the finger with it
Jaqdakloun
Wow ! the advancements in cybernetics are reall.....ahhh! you bitch !
killbot9566
I've always wondered how hard you can punch with one of those without breaking something
TargaryenLoyalist
Depends on how breakable the thing you’re punching is:
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Jawesome19
Not hard at all
stormegedendarklordofall
Dependable construction materials
KnifeKnut
Shit. I cannot decide whether to upvote or downvote.
secretoaster
FUCK! Save image > send to friend > Profit.
ChaoticAtmosphere
Don't forget to charge it, otherwise you won't be able to get me like that again. +1
supertech11
Got em’
MillenniumFalcon
GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT.
VAPOR85
god damn it
cyndarrus
this shit got old in the 90s, can we fucking leave it there already
MadMupp
And just like that, the war against the cyborgs began
ArsenalThePhoenix
for someone not from the US, what does that gesture mean?
AVaguePancake
old gesture from the 90s and possibly before. Basically just show someone the circle below your waist and if they look, free punch.
AVaguePancake
Kids are dumb man
DimensionMaster
I am from the U.S. and want to know what this crap is. All I can think of is the sign language gesture for 'asshole'.
TitusNFS
Its a game where do the "okay" handsign and if someone looks you punch their shoulder. its stupid but fun.
DimensionMaster
Sounds like something too young for me.
Youareobscure
When I was in high school only guys did it; it was homophobic humor: you looked at my dick I get to punch you.
TitusNFS
i dont think its really homophobic.
Goldenbukkit
Not sure, but it's a game in New Zealand. If you do this and somebody looks you get to hit them. Maybe it's like that.
KingGranticus
It's mostly the same in the US, and idk if this part is everywhere, but we always play where it has to be at waist level or lower.
WannieTheSane
Played the same in Ontario, Canada. If the person broke the circle they got to hit you instead. And a circle with both hands was 5 punches.
BigDawg83
The game is called "Asshole" You get the unwilling opponent to gaze upon the AssHole symbole below (typically below the waist) and then 1/2
BigDawg83
Punch the shit out of there arm if they make eye contact with the gloriest of glories. you can tell. typically by the look of Shame.
noon3r
Not brave enough for a bionic handjob.
fpwl
Just imagine the attachments....
crash217
DrDrrDrrrr
drakes4thcousin
Don’t I wish
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
Ill try almost anything once
FartSmarterNotHarder
GreeneyedDevil013
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it
TooBadThisWontMakeMeFamous
Thats the spirit!
Silas007
but for the second one you need a bionic dick
GreeneyedDevil013
Maybe, still worth it
usernamepolice
Not if it takes ur hotdog u wont
GreeneyedDevil013
Too rock hard for that to happen
usernamepolice
Then again u could just use a prosthetic
stormegedendarklordofall
You wanna get your dick ripped off? Cause that's how you get your dick ripped off.
TheMightyJoe
lol!!!!! i’m fucking dying
DaBear04
Best to practice on a hotdog first
GodEmperorOfMemeKind
SpikyNutz
Does such a video exist? Because I've searched and haven't found any. Surprising considering there are lots of these devices around now.
RaspberryPeriod
HookerinaHandbasket
For science !
Koojtxib
There is a video. But it's not IRL. It did the job. Of horrifying and pleasing. But it depends if you like 3D stuff or not.
SpikyNutz
Strictly speaking about real humans, no anime nonsense.
Koojtxib
Not really anime. Summed up to video games. If that's any different to you
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
noon3r
"Ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo ruffalo Ruffalo ruffalo
Trexel
fbspencer
Perfectly used... You had me rolling sir.
DontWannaCloseMyEyesCauseIMissYouBabyAndIDontWannaMissAThang
Every time this gif is used, it's used perfectly.
Zach538
orangeisthenewbasic
there seems like a lot of downside risk involved...
Ruik
I've seen people shove live bees and hornets inside themselves. Plastic hand sounds a little more safe.
haveanothergif
but… why?
Ruik
Idk. Doesn't sound fun to me.
ghostanom
I've seen worse risk involved
Soufange
How do literally none of you know of they guy with a bionic arm who forgot to turn off "fap" mode before turning it on again on live tv?
usernamepolice
Um SAUCE???
Soufange
https://youtu.be/6pbgOmaBx34
usernamepolice
Holy fuck dude. Would u trust ur dick in that thing?? I fuckin wouldnt
JustCallMeCarney
That was a skit on a comedy show if I remember correctly.
SpikyNutz
I'm talking about an actual porn with a girl amputee w/ a bionic arm giving a handjob. Surprised it doesn't exist.
Soufange
And now I'm a fucking monster because my first thought was "add knife tossing to strip teases and make prosthetics stupidly expensive."
OrlandoCyborgAshley
It's because we all love our lives and careers so, nope. No video here.
SpikyNutz
Start now and you can corner the market and be the first in this brave new frontier. lol
SpikyNutz
Sex in general is demonized wrongly by the religious wackjobs with power and control, slowly things are changing though.
parKing72
I hope she rusts!!
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
Yeah and also that she rust in peace!
CurryandRice
armoredbore
*bad Legion impression* This unit's exterior is 72% polymer.
JamesSylar
Bender: I'm 40% Polymer.
whatbuttondoipush
http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Bender_Bending_Rodr%C3%ADguez under catchphrases
whatbuttondoipush
shit, i mean Composition
ARealHumanandNotaChatBot
You’d have to get her wet first.
Zcarsnarl
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
I don't think you quite know what that means...
larsmaehlum
ComradeBushtail
You’re asking a lot of him
ihaveloudfarts
This is how she lost her arm
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DialgaTheTimeLord
I half expected the hands to do a finger circle after a loop or two.
JebDoyle3
And for my next GIF I will do the "Shocker"!
SuperiorPosterior
Ropo101
Jusmar
And that's why you always leave a note
HorsefaceBeeguy
Arms
TargaryenLoyalist
I really don’t get why people go for the flesh-colored plastic. If I ever need a prosthetic arm I want it to look like the Winter Soldier’s.
SaucyDisses
Ooo dang, that’d look RAD!
Neziwi
I'd get full carbon fiber, would look better than flesh color I think
Superchief86
It'd be Kargath Bladefist for me
DenverCoderIX
Kargath be one scary orc. When he starts chopping, not even his own limbs are safe. HAHAHAHA!
Pseudosim
Or just black. People can tell the difference so just yolo.
ZaWithDude
8'd expect to see a lot of Boss arms
bearenthealmighty
Ti-fucking-tanium!
ThatBlindGuy408
I'd make mine look like Edward elrics from fullmetal
Lemmecheckthegoogle
I'd either want one like Luke's in TLJ, or the end of a spiked flail grafted to the wrist. Either give me dexterity or take other's away.
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Big boss
Demonface54
You don’t have to wait to get a prosthetic.
scuba7jb
I had to look it up.... https://pm1.narvii.com/5931/debb1e8e019261b1d186e892ceaaffb4dd69f46a_hq.jpg
WithPride
Cyborg Communists? Well, why not?
TargaryenLoyalist
Oh, that pic doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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imadedisacctforthhulkgifonly
So part Colossus?
ItsCandleJack
Colossus' armored form is stronger than that arm. Hell, in his non-armored form, he could take out that arm due to his superhuman strength.
SuperiorPosterior
I'd get one in dark blue and black, with either chrome or white decals.
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SuperiorPosterior
Because I like blue, and black works better with it than white. Dark colors with white highlights is the best.
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casbott
Chatted to girl with paisley print on her arm (when paisley was in fashion). mesh fabric skin slide over prosthesis so she could change
relicen
Lightning Claws.
returnofgannon
those aren't prosthetic though, they're armor
TargaryenLoyalist
Uh-oh, I think Wolverine is about to sue somebody.
relicen
I'm sure the Raven Guard and the Imperium of Man has good lawyers.
TargaryenLoyalist
Yeah, but Wolverine has Matt Murdock. He even used him to sue the Hellfire Club once for damages to the mansion. No joke.
SwarzeTrauer
No no no, that's for the fresh initiates. THIS is what you want.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Hungarican
OMG IM DED
SadToSay
Not all heroes wear capes
AntiEvil007
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Fucking legend!
zombiemurder107
Absolute mad man
Aimanfire
asian Mads Mikkelsen?
FoxMulder117
Looks more Hispanic
Aimanfire
He could be both, aka the Philippines
FoxMulder117
I looked up the story to check. Turns out it's fake so I stopped reading. https://www.snopes.com/man-arrested-finger-circle-officer/
conservativenightmare24
Of course it is fake unlike the U.K. and others we still have freedom of speech.
z3lfmoord
tehaoer
DMGuy
Ron Howard Narration: It did not.
ChillyPilly
He got arrested
Un0riginalComment
Made it to the news. Is now meme. Legendary
FutureRageComics
i dont get it, what does that circle mean? :D
OptimisticDownvoteLover
I remember the italian hand fingers together game, under the waist, if you peeked you're gay.
TurdQuadratic
Dank memes
TacticalSpoon
It's a game. If you form one below your waist and someone looks at it, they lose and you get to punch them in the arm.
JeffyDooDa
I remember this from Malcolm in the Middle. I don't understand why it's back though.
FutureRageComics
this is so stupid :D its like kindergarten stuff ;d
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
"When I was a kid" you got backhanded in the nuts. :O
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Varimothras
Thanks for the lol
GeneralBLUE88
Glad to know the boys across the pond are doing the same shit as Americans. Cheers, sir!
JAYK42
We always did that in the US but It didn't just cancel it, instead you got to hit back
thisiskissel
Additional US rule we used is that if you could grab hold of the finger, you won. And of course, twice for flinching!
CouldCareLessButDoesnt
I always played that you had to break the circle not just insert your finger
HandOverYerFECKENmemes
I’ve always heard the game is called ballgazer. If you look at the balls, you’re now gay.
LowFucntioningSociopath
White Power.
downvotemetooblivionplease
Ooh... Looks like you posted that during the 'we don't understand humor' part of the day here on imgur. Some people are dumb.
Muffythevampirelayer
Non-racist here, I laughed
IbukiOnTheScene
reminds me of
superleggera101
oh god, is this real?
LowFucntioningSociopath
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/racist1.gif !!!!!
qwirked
Please stop
LogEekumenAgination
I can only get so erect
elcee50
In his defense, there was a hoax where 4chan tried to make people and media outlets think it was. He's wrong but he didn't imagine it.
LowFucntioningSociopath
LowFucntioningSociopath
qwirked
I got "the joke" but just because you're not serious doesn't make it funny.