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Feb 8, 2026 5:52 PM

TheWoodsAreVile

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This particular YouTube food guy annoys me because he reacts to EVERYTHING like it's the most incredible thing he's ever seen.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would never recommend anyone go to Egypt. There's cool stuff there, it's too bad so much of that place exists only to try and exploit and extort tourists. Terrible experience wise, only next to India.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I... uh... well, I've never seen someone fail to make me interested in food. Maybe he's not the guy to have doing a food/travel series.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No way. Nope. Id shit myself by 11 if I ate that for breakfast.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Looks down at my breakfast of toast* :(

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ive been to Cairo. It is rough

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever had "Pharaoh's Revenge"? Trust me, you will.

6 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Ya all that is going to burn it's way out again

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

the guy that eats food for ppl that don't really like eating food.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks amazing. Also looks like I would shit myself to death the next day

6 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

You won't have to wait till tomorrow. 3 times in Egypt myself

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'm just curious what that spread cost and does he wave over other people eventually to help him finish it?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like Montezuma's revenge. :|

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks good but that YouTuber drives me nuts

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"mm.. wowuh" *eyerolls*

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP where's the link to this? Who is this? Is this a TV show?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just go to YouTube and search for Mark Wiens and you'll find him. He has the best job in the world!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think watching an american guy exaggeratedly enjoy an exaggerated egyptian breakfast with an exaggerated use of adjectives and exaggerated pleasure is not my cup of tea. /whinge

6 months ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

There's potatoes...with.. with yellow sauce... and then they cook it!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let's stay full english
( but with fries please )

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Another psycho smile content creator, why do none of these mfers look like a normal human.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I Gotta go! /me grabs a slice of toast. Thanks babe!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mark Wiens! Cool 😎

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mark weins. Odd guy and way too damn excited about food. He did some videos with uncle Rodger that weren't too bad but even uncle Rodger gives him shit about his weird smile and over excited attitude.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well this is interesting for sure but also surely will rip you a new one later that day.
The overall health aspect is also a bit questionable with all that salt n oils but at least it's mostly veggies.
Ranting from far away but as a tourist I admit I would eat all that just like that dude did for breakfast and then head out for to find adventure.
Indiana Jones eat your heart out style.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is wild there. What u wanna do is book a resort and then buy tours.. we did cairo by flying in and out for visit to pyramids

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey maybe don't talk with your mouth full when you're reviewing the food, just an idea

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

yo thats my boiii mark!!!!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome food, too bad it's in one of the worst places for western visitors. Locals, including police, preying on and scamming tourists.
I've only been to Cairo twice, but the amount of panhandlers, scammers, and just generally overly aggressive vendors is enough to make me never go back.

For more, watch Sonny, one of the kindest food Youtubers out there, give you his story: https://youtu.be/8LzuZrkEY18

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"I'm told there have been two revolutions in this country in the last decade." such a funny thing to say. Does he not even read the wikipedia page for the country he goes to?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah,and as a woman:don’t go.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I've never seen foul like that. In Saudi Arabia, foul is usually just a bowl of beans with some oil and a few spices poured over it. And a bowl of it is considered a complete breakfast. What's happening here is more like mukbang.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a dish with a lot of regional variations. If you go to the Armenian grocery store here you'll see shelves upon shelves of different style foul.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don't tell me that forks are not known in Egypt.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

As long as you wash your fingers beforehand and only use your right hand, this way of eating is very common in many parts of the world. Using only your right hand is challenging for a left-hander like me, but let's just say there are reasons for it.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I know about that custom, but I thought it's in South Asia and black Africa. Despite being common, if they are putting the food on plates on a table with tablecloth, I don't get why a fork is something they don't use.
The right hand thing is also irrelevant if you're staying in a big city with plumbing and if you wash your hands. But if they worry about having shit on their hands, using a fork (not a luxurious tool) would make more sense.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In some cultures, certain dishes are better when eaten with your hand. Dated someone from Bangladesh once and was introduced to it. It is crazy how much better the food was.

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

If it aint all over the place, it dont belong in yo face!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have visited Egypt several times for pleasure and work. I adore Egyptian food. Foul medames is to die for.

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Out of curiosity, why is it called foul? Is it actually sour?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The name "foul medames" - pronounced "fool" - originates from the Coptic word for "buried," referring to the traditional method of cooking the beans in pots buried in hot coals or sand.

6 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Ahh! Interesting. Thank you for the enlightenment!

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TBH I had to look it up myself. My Arabic is weak.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

@AyatollahBahloni thank you for the explanations.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Im not expert, but did this guy just go to Cairo spend like a weeks salary on street food, and call that an "Egyptian breakfast"? It feels like someone who went to the us and got hamburgers, pizza, and chicken and waffles at the same time, and then posted a video about "american breakfast" ( again this has not been researched by me and im going off of vibes)

6 months ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 4

This channel is better. His older videos were better (specially Shizuka! *Not because I have a crush on her!). His Egypt tour was horrible clashing with the home security of Egypt. But the food was good. And he's not like this guy in OP, he buys what he eats and not just to display on camera.

https://youtu.be/JDD07Y6nqYM

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh fun! Thanks for giving me further exposure from a new source, now Ill have more context.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, i.habe been to a Sudanese cafe and foul madamas (fava) was the breakfast of choice, they claimed. It was pretty close to the Alexandria recipe. So fava for breakfast does seem to be common across north africa

6 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Oh awesome! Thank you for the perspective. I wonder just how much of this breakfast is accurate, it might just be a showcase of all the breakfast options this particular establishment had.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Could be. We need to visit Egypt to confirm I guess

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, this is pretty damn close to an Egyptian breakfast but feels more modern. The exchange rate is pretty good for USD to EGP. You can eat like a king for a week with what you pay for 1 takeout order these days

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you, this is very helpful, you gave me great information on both the specific foods, and quantity of food depicted.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a true American breakfast unless it has guns.

6 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

Lmao Jesus' face on the toasted bread hit the spot!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know why you've been downvoted - this is hilarious!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You forgot to add some guns on the plate. And the syringes filled with gunpowder.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're not in the picture because I already ate them.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Foul has been a staple since before electricity and usually for breakfast because you could leave it simmering overnight. But as far as having a big-ass spread, that might be more of a once in a while family breakfast together kind of thing.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Wait are you telling me the CC spelled that word correctly? Wow.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, thank you.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure! One more thing I'll say is that it is common to have random plates of fresh veggies on the table, like the plate of leaves, the onions, etc. and people will just kind of munch on them or use them as a garnish.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like a healthy breakfast habit, easy way to get your daily nutrients.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very much so! I love eating that way when I have the time and the ingredients.... i'll try to have some chili peppers, mint, green onion, tomatoes and cucumbers on the table and some olives as well.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which raises the question how US-American breakfasts look like. I have no idea now that I think about it.

6 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

I eat an english muffin with some pb and honey on it.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a foreigner, I can say that the stereotype of a typical American breakfast here is bacon and eggs, maybe cereal, a stupidly large jar of milk + healthy food that will be left at the table because you have to leave urgently.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You guys can afford breakfast? En esta economia??

6 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Banana oatmeal coffee toast yogurt cereal pick 2 plus coffee

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hollywood seems to think the traditional American breakfast consists of bacon and eggs, orange juice, and sugary cereal in milk.

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget the toast that, like all of the other food on the table, is never eaten!

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

american breakfast differs based on your location in country.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

and tastes. I will eat anything for breakfast from instant oatmeal to yesterdays leftovers. Sometimes I am craving savory, sometimes a little sweet but mostly what I have on hand will do.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we wake, we cry, we grab a whisky drink....

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

According to my purely internet reasearch, you take out your gun, shoot an orange to gain its juice, mix that with whiskey and down it in one go. Then take two pancakes or waffles and sandwich them with bacon, nutella, and a whole pizza.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

As you run out the door saying you're late.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Based on Hollywood movies in the 80s/90s it's pancakes, bacon, lots of fruit, muffins, mugs of coffee, orange juice and maybe eggs. This is all presented on a giant polished wood table on the first floor of an upper-middle white family's suburbia home with a modest green manicured lawn. Also nobody eats anything; they run down the stairs out the door. Something like the Beethoven movie comes to mind (not that I even remember it, but I'd guess it does)

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 cups of coffee and an over-the-counter painkiller.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Breakfast taco (egg, cheese, protein, or refried beans sub for one of those) or breakfast biscuit (Egg, cheese, protein)

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

( i live in the us) There is a great deal of variety, but usually consists of eggs, starch or grain, and a protein i personally like bagels and bagels made into sandwiches using eggs and protein ( usually pork sausage in my case, but bacon and other proteins are also very popular. Cereal is common as well as oatmeal, protein shakes and other common grains. Some people eat more starch in the mornings. Waffles are kind of a treat for me but im sure some people eat them regularly.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

^not all at once. Most days I only have oatmeal. Sometimes with fruit in it.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hope @onlyporridge is doing alright these days.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0