How it feels to know I can just rage bait mosquitoes at work

Jul 10, 2026 10:16 PM

Grogu007

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Screw them stabby little bastards!

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IIRC only female mosquito actually suck blood...so thats an all female party

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Is this an ad for shaving-equipment? Because I feel like a nice razor would do nicely here.

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Wonder id you could add a small sheet soaked with hydrogen peroxide, you know for science purposes….

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This isn't ragebait, its food terrorism.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At last, a visualization of the internet

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Hilarious.

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This is what was in that box from Dune.

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I want to down 8 viagras and stick my throbbing priaprism on top and see how long it would take to drain

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She could rage bait me anytime.

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Meanwhile, I'd accidentally that whole thing over an open burner. Oops. Fuck mosquitoes.

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You just know there's a couple of pissed off mosquitos in there working out to get strong enough to tear that screen.

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Mosquitoes can get crazy-large:

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Hey mosquitoes:

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An upgrade for you: v

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok but is @op part of the weird google team releasing mosquitoes?

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I have an idea for my new Hand Pressure Activated Doorbell, that must be kept pressed for 10 seconds before it can ring.

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They wanna stick it in you so bad

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Growing up in the canadian prairies where mosquitoes are a huge deal in the summer "mosquito bites per minute" was part of the WEATHER FORECAST.

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Au contraire, baby. I think that you can't resist me.

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Is it wrong that I want to do that then run a razor blade across that mesh because I hate mosquitos so much.

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Yes because you would let them out

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No I don't think you understand. I'm talking about shaving their face stabbers off, not releasing them like a stab bomb

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This has 'souls screaming in hell' vibes fr.

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All fun and games until she accidentally drop that bucket and the lid pop off.

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Love the Rogue hair

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YES ! Avenge us ! Avenge us all !

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Bastards

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She looks like rogue


Wait...cab rogue ever be bit by a mosquito?

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So this is Rogue's backstory.

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>instantly deflates

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Why? It already itches.

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prob someone’s fetish

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Or, if not a fetish, a physiological quirk. I knew a girl who talked about having a spontaneous orgasm when she scratched an itchy rash that was on her nipple.

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Enlarge your dick with this one easy trick!

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when one of the barriers accidentally tears.. you in for it

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They have a cabinet with one of those "break glass in case of emergency" fronts on it. It's just full of toads.

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Im wondering are there gonna be more or less stray mosquitos hanging around in a mosquito lab? Like if its anything dangerous you hope the controls would be enuf theres 0 loose ones, but i also feel like if it were that sort of mosquito lab shed be wearing some sorta PPE anyway.

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Reminder - males are pollinators who drink nectar. It's the females that suck blood.

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The urge to run a razor over that screen or something while they poke through it is crazy

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...fucks wrong with y'all

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Grab at their little needles with a pair of tweezers.

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Give them a bag of pork blood that is laced with DEET.

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Deet nut?

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Ugh, more like dump gasoline on the little fckrs n set em alight

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Now you're talking

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I'll give ya $5 to rest your hand on the top for a minute and let them feed.

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...let me see the money

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Lol hell. 100

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And hope they're not there for malaria research...

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Magnus Archives fans know this is a terrible idea

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I love that episode.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I go back and listen to the merry-go-round poem every once in a while

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Your face is not your face is not your face is not your face

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So turn with the turn of the merry-go-round, and dance to its jolly old song. Who will you be with a name or three, and a stranger's face worn wrong?

Fuck dude, it's so good.

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Ok what is this in intrigued

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Horror podcast.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey! Another fan!
And you're right.
No spoilers though.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

are you liking Protocol? I like it enough to keep listening but I dunno it feels like it's missing something

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I kinda bounced off it the first time, came back and started over when a substantial amount of episodes were released and now I'm absolutely loving it!!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it got better over time for sure. I think I just dislike the framing device of the government agency as opposed to the Magnus Institute

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've struggled to get into it. After the main story (which is, what, 200 episodes or something) was done, I may have tried Protocol too soon after.
I might give it another shot later on.

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