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Feb 10, 2021 12:16 PM
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Milolockert
Lions can have a little poacher, as a treat
putcleverusernamehere
JimSilly
I think the side that gets lost in this is, is many times poachers are extremely poor and just trying to help their family survive. Not evil
TheEvenPrez
I just hope the lions don’t get sick from eating all that shit
BrokenMegaman
The problem is there are still poachers.
RonanDepagne
It's not a problem, it's just information.
ProfessorChaos
I mean, nobody actually said it was a problem...
KlobberSaurus
Fuck around, find out.
clamdriver
Old girl looks like she could use a drink.
Mercenarity
It was either to them or to him:
ChewbaccaRocka
They don't see the problem here but when we say eat the rich...
doomy330
it's beautiful <3
Corvidqueen
Problem would be lions might seek out other humans as easy prey. https://youtu.be/oHIekOP8_gE
AluminiumFalcon
I always found the term "eaten alive" to be rather silly. Lions like "what? The mf was dead when I got here"
chine
haven't read the crime scene report but lions sometimes take bites off of still living prey
f3n1x187
I just worry the lions would get and upset tummy by eating trash
JCrashB
Look's like meat is back on the menu, boys!
kystos
What si it they say? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes?
BananaInSlippers
ITS TIME TO SPIN THE WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!
BisexualAtheistMinister
mhm
UneventfulLover
Fuck around and find out.
Hellgrammite04
The problem is that these lions are probably going to be marked and killed as man eaters
jrabbitmusic
cantcornerthewarner
I don't think anyone is saying its a problem
slinkiisu
Hahahaha fucking losers
madguillotine
Karma can be a bitch.
Cantandwont
I'm thinking the poachers might've been poor family father's trying to earn money for food for a starving family in a corrupt country.
Kirah32
I see this as a win win. Lions eat and survive. A few less assholes in the world.
HenryLongfellowIII
A few less very poor black men. Rhino horn fetches $20,000 USD/lb in Vietnam, the hub of the illegal trade.
CgnCalling
The consumers are in CHINA - as usual.
Vatas
I can't find it but there's image where poachers are at bottom of human pyramid with a Chinese Businessman on top (stop one, stop them all)
AngryGraphicDesigner
I absolutely don’t see an issue with this
Nintend064
Usually poor uneducated people: https://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160310-the-difficult-truth-about-poaching?
NeverSplitTheParty
Yeah, it’s amazing how quickly people will depersonalize poachers- like, they’re doing illegal shit but they’re *humans,* man
AncientWeapons
Its amazing how people kill Lions for fun, despite Lions being critically endangered.
NeverSplitTheParty
Gonna guess that the people mauled to death here didn’t go shooting these lions for fun ?
AncientWeapons
That's why they live in a sanctuary
GrouchyMarx
True. They tend to have no choice. They're mostly trying to make a living, the problem is the rich impotent assholes who hire them to do it.
GrouchyMarx
The same people who fund poaching could help these people, but they care more about their limp dicks than they do about people having food.
anitabieror6
did the lions take their guns? or like, how does this happen?
Trollingstoned
Better source : https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/05/lions-eat-rhino-poachers-south-african-game-reserve/760682002/
BioGoji1989
Lions can be very stealthy and often used ambush tactics when hunting.
spudpicker
Imagine something like this, only at night. Pretty hard to aim properly while crapping your pants.
Velorex
I assume they used traps.
korndogg83
Are poachers suckers for cheese or tuna sandwiches?
Velorex
what?
Taxonomyanomaly
Pretty sure they ate them to death. Unless they are necromancer lions.
titaniumsnail
Lions and cats in general tend to either suffocate or snapping the neck before starting to eat, canids do not, but there are ofc exceptions.
Feralkyn
Yeah lions don't/can't "eat you alive." Even if they DID start to, you ain't alive for long.
MarsVtron
As Dr. Grant put so eloquently "The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect."
yacko69
depends on which parts they ate first....
CallsignFatNinja
The poachers were alive while being ate. And then they ded
VanillaJester
The lions administered an eating, during which the poachers died.
Taxonomyanomaly
People are usually alive when being killed
CallsignFatNinja
Well yeah. I was being silly with my comment. Alaive seconds before they were kailled!
Taxonomyanomaly
I was also being silly.
CallsignFatNinja
Well aren't we all silly billies!
LordSintax79
Lions don't always wait for you to die first. At least a couple of the poachers probably got to watch. For a handful of seconds, anyway.
Epinephilim
Humans are full of heavy metals and trans fat, that's not good for them.
sordatos
Or anyone that might live near by
Zzap1
Fuck yeah I'm full of metal \m/
pareidoliaperson
By that analogy they should eat some of the insurrectionists.
bontonswanson
Especially Finnish-Americans
PornhubsFirstTree
And in my case, a pint of whiskey.
wulfricthewhite
But ohhh so satisfying!
HumfreeBugart
I prefer eating humans fried rather than poached
PicassoCT
Would fear the Yoyo effect, if thats the poachers last words ..
servingmytimeinusersub
Poor kitties
RideTheStimutacs
Norwegians are especially full of metal.
undSmasher
Poachers are a Sometimes Snack
moolapie
Lions can have a little poacher, as a treat
TotallyNotASnail
Sometimes?
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
He’s like fried eggs out scrambled are daily type breakfast, but when the mood strikes you want a poached egg
sfrinlan
I think lions wouldn't like their poachers poached, only raw.
caerulakid
Cooked bones aren’t something you should give to animals anyways
TitillatingPterodactyl
Something you have occasionally... like Fast food or cocaine.
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Eddie!! This brought a big smile.
deathandtaxes1
I’d imagine being shot and killed for their fur is much worse for them than snackin on assholes
Aelok
Phrasing!
RealFuckinNeeto
After killing humans they may get a taste for it and begin hunting humans on the reserve forcing handlers to kill some of them for their 1/2
CarlosGonzales
Animals dont get "a taste" for humans. Its all about hoe easy it is to hunt the prey. Older or sick predators MAY go after humans since
CarlosGonzales
They are easier to catch than gazelles.
RealFuckinNeeto
Own safety 2/2
TheSaddestSeaHorse
Typically meat eating animals are not very good. I doubt they would develop a taste for humans when herbivores definitely taste better.
cheesedogs
You're right. Probably best to let the poachers kill them...for their safety.../s
RealFuckinNeeto
Just stating that some of them might die anyways due to the poachers
RealFuckinNeeto
Also what the fuck how the hell did you get that from what i typed
AesirBiker
Even as a hunter I see no problem, wildlife preserve wardens probably would have shot them anyway.
UlisesAlvarez
A human once a year is not gonna kill her
JustSomeDegenFromUpcountry
I’d be PISSED if I paid to hunt such dangerous game, only to have a lion eat them first.
imwithpluto
Mooki
If I were the warden I'd have been aiming for the legs so the lions could catch them easier.
UrsaPsi
With prejudice
HighSorcerer
Shit, dude. I'm largely a pacifist and I don't think I would hesitate to shoot a poacher.
NonstopRampage
Oh good. So the poachers were "kill on sight" anyway. Cool. I like that policy.
Flametide
I mean I do kinda see a problem. 1 It teaches the lions to eat humans. 2 Some of the poachers might be a product of the failures of (1/2)
Flametide
Their government. Yeah, they did wrong, but do they deserve death? I get the whole hazards of the trade thing, but human life is still life
Deafguy8
A lot of crushing societal pressures that create poachers, pirates, and even brush fire hunting. All terrible for humans and environment
jds2582
I can agree with the lions not learning that people are tasty. That is just going to lead to more problems later on.
NonstopRampage
Were overpopulated. The loss of one murderer isnt consequential. The murder of an at-risk animal IS. We can't keep rendering species extinct
deathandtaxes1
The penalty for poaching in a lot of Africa is death or life in prison.
Misterdruglicious
watched that brit dude who got wrongfully imprisoned visit prisons and African prisons don't fuck around you eat rice
DevilDolly
Where might I watch that, good buddy?
Misterdruglicious
Inside World's Toughest Prisons it's on Netflix Canada can't say about other places, really bingey show
DevilDolly
Thank youu
HenryLongfellowIII
An African prison, at that.
deathandtaxes1
Which basically amounts to the first punishment
JustTryingToLiveLife
Are African prisons really that brutal?
AttilaMadeMeDoIt
Yes. The term African prison is just loosely defined. Depending on locale, you just disappear.