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FP edit. Let’s all start doing this. Use the plastic cup wrapper so you don’t taste the soap. Thanks to goiterz for the tip.
Jul 30, 2018 4:54 PM
TCTom
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FP edit. Let’s all start doing this. Use the plastic cup wrapper so you don’t taste the soap. Thanks to goiterz for the tip.
wil4life
Best man. We are all Freaks like that und u women love us because of this...
Mavesa
mattienoodleclicker
Don’t worry. Somebody already posted this yesterday
TCTom
To me, it’s not a repost until @repoststatistics has pointed it out.
hotrodny
If you are wise, consider yourself lucky. He sounds like a man who has the ability to make you laugh. :)
Spidey209
Who is more the fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?
ChibiGojira
But... you actually bit it. There's no confusion, that's literally what happened. "Did this weirdo bite the soap?!" Yes he did!
Bootsy81
In reality someone took a bite out of hotel soap to make this up and confuse the Internet.
MuchTooPerilous
Buzzfeed: “Hotel Guests are doing this one weird thing, and no one knows why!”
crissyfox
News: Why are millennials eating soap?
Cranbananarama
Careful. You don't want to get...soap poisoning.
dietderpsy
And that is how I met Tyler Durden
DarklingDux
Everyone loves hotel soap!
PMSESP
I wonder if he farts bubbles
Jaysus41
https://imgur.com/JXq5SZY
maninthedarkness
Disgusting. Unwrap it first, you monster!
Watchadave
Probably doesn't swear.
OutgoingPackage
TheActualDonKnotts
He should always finish this gag when checkout rolls around by saying just as he's walking out "Oh, and your bathroom mints taste terrible"
TheActualDonKnotts
Just to plant the seed and get the ball rolling.
LouisSlungpue
Qualtagh
goflyblind
Cantgetaxeout
At least you'll always know his mouth is clean.
veeves
Yup worked in housekeeping like some others here and can confirm. Housekeeping staff won't notice or care that you bit the soap.
CurryKompetence
Is that what people think freaks out hotel staff? I got news for ya....
CurryKompetence
Not by me though people, I am not as tough as a cleaner.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
"Bite it. Bite it and make him look like a dick!" "Oh, gimmie the god damn soap!"
Dave830108
Ahh, I couldn't have seen this a few days ago before I drove across the country on a road trip? Well at least I drive back in a week.
FjotraTheGodless
I’m going to start doing this.
MyFavouriteHoodie
I read 'then he hit me'
quaggledoo
I can't believe it took her that long to realize she was married.
APairofDocks
And to a guy that hits her
trollprozac
It was their honeymoon and she got drunk the night before and it was Vegas. We've all been there.
MundoCani
I genuinely lol'd.
OutgoingPackage
Yeah, same here.
GoldenSun3DS
I "heh"ed in my mind. Like it's not that funny, but it's not terrible. It's just "heh".
thornmallow
Because of this site, I leave a note in the bedding off my hotel beds that lets people know if the sheets weren't changed.
FullSpeedAhead
I shall be doing this as well.
RPhilbin83
The hero we need
ZOMGNO
Because of this site....... I strip the bed when I leave. Cleaning staff don't get paid a lot, and they don't have a lot of time.
thornmallow
hm, you may be on to something. Just tear everything off and leave it in a pile?
ZOMGNO
I pull the pillowcases off and the sheets off and leave in a pile. I put the blankets on a chair, cos i know they don't change those often.
ZOMGNO
If a few people do it, they can get around faster and it makes up for anyone trashing a room or leaving a mess. Only takes me a few minutes.
IPutTheVoodooOnYou
I fold comforter/blanket, pull sheets/pillow cases, put on floor by bed. I also take towels and wrap in one and leave in tub. $5 and TY note
MyBallsAreAsSmoothAsEggs
Right before leaving the room to checkout, I take the phone handset and rub it all over my cock n balls. Next day, I call the room and laugh
ColoneISanders
Now think about other guys doing the same thing and the staff being equally as lazy to clean the phone between check-ins.
ISeeNippleWithoutLittleKids
BklynPunisher
Beat me to it, I was going to post this exact gif.
ActionJohnnie
I was wondering who called my room and why it smelled like balls.
MajorSkyblue
With balls as smooth as eggs I'm not surprised you feel the need to do this.
merlinious
Mr. Chappelle, right this way.
BklynPunisher
I like to rub it across my taint and leather Cheerio then call.
TCGView
Worked in a hotel for years and I can assure you all, we're not surprised or confused by anything you do or leave in your rooms. Trust me.
Kwtch
Like shitting in the kettle.
TCGView
shit on the walls, drug overdoses, suicides, murders, rapes, orgies, gang bangs, porno shoots....
BklynPunisher
That sounds like a challenge.
KittyAmin
Stories! Stories stories stories
fluffleupagus
As a former housekeeper who's cleaned up everything from police pepper spray to used sex toys, you just kinda sigh and get to work.
ElbowDeepInAdog
just clean the sex toys using weak bleach and use them yourself
ChunkyBrownWater
Please, please tell me that the pepper spray WASN’T on the used sex toys!
fluffleupagus
Can't say. I didn't go around sniffing the toys.
falconuruguay
Oooohhh, that's a new fetish, maybe call it "sexy hotboxing" or a "Tijuana brown-eye"
crissyfox
are you challenging me, are you a challenger are you challenging me to make a challenger joke cause its too soon and i don't have a good one
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
Worked in hotels for a decade. Some things are surprising. This is just “meh”
BklynPunisher
You should really post stories. Pretty sure they’d be interesting.
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
I’m not a good story teller. Honestly
BklynPunisher
That’s too bad, I’m sure there would be some good ones.
iamleejn
Share a story of "surprising": something that made you legit say out loud "what the fuck is wrong with people?!"
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
One guy stuffed some boots in a pair of pants under the bed. Looked like a body. Cops Came. He’s now on the National Do Not Rent List
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
Somebody left their dildo in a jar of grape jelly. Pulled back the blankets and grape jelly was clearly all over the “middle” of the bed.
TheTurtleStoleMyFuckingPoptart
A meth lab was busted, cop shot and the suspect killed in the standoff. That made the news. Typical motel stuff.
MightyMayhem
Seems like the joke is more on the guy with soap in his teeth.
maninthedarkness
Just a good brushing after should do okay. Don't mind the foam coming out of your mouth like you are a rabid dog.
Alphonsevaher
Carry around a pair of fake plastic teeth.
Sigberd
You good sir live in 2038
MsHissyPants
Just bite it through the shower cap most places give you.
oneofthecalled
Or while it’s still wrapped
ButterfaceTaintClown
I wipe my arse on hotel soap and put it back in the wrappers so it looks like it hasn't been touched.
DireSnails
ThatMarshalFangirl
What the fuck man
MadMerlyn
if it's 3 stars or more they throw away all the soap and shampoo even if it's unopened.
ButterfaceTaintClown
I work in room service
MadMerlyn
I've traveled enough for work to know my soap and shampoo gets replaced daily even if I don't open it.
zackofspades
Jokes on the guy with hotel soap in his ass...
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Yeah but his ass is squeaky clean, he's the kinda guy that squeaks when he walks.
zackofspades
Oh like corduroy? I love that squeak
blackoutdigital
Hey, some people commit to their jokes. As one of those people, I can subjectively say they are the best kind of people.
stardy
ur biased =p
Zaayl
they did say subjectively.
blackoutdigital
You know they give you 140 characters, right? You can just spell out "you're." it's even a contraction to save you time and a letter!
DrBreadbin
Orrr let people live and don't be an elitist about fucking spelling of all things
ThatLemonStealingHorse
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Harryurhandsrfreezing
Confusius say...
FarenDin
Meh, y tho?
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
I'm also one of those people. Biting into an unpeeled orange like an apple around people is a personal favorite.
HereAndSortaQueer
Or voring a banana
AlexisWalker
Bite the banana sideways like a taco withthe peel still on, while maintaining direct eye contact and asserting dominance.
igniskonig
Do you commit fully and swallow the peel?
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
Of course. That's where all the vitamins are.
igniskonig
I can practically taste the awful citrus rind oil! :(
Itemidentifier
I will start doing this aswell.
CyanideBreathMint
Seems like the reward isn't worth the effort.
Motherlickertwo
There are dozens of us...dozens!
VadFanRickard
Mmmmm tastes like coriander
Barkinsons
#metoo
junkycosmos
I’m in. I’m this is a great movement we will start.
5FingerJeffPunch
myr14d
I will too, Except I'm just going to buy a pair of dentures to do it, soap tastes nasty.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Wimp
Peynus
It's fine. Swear a bit and you need the soap to wash the swears out of your mouth. It's science
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Mom confirmed.
ThelmaTidwell
Is this where I say, “Username checks out?”
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Me too
Itemidentifier
We must start some kind og club. What shall it be named?
here4mischief
Clean mouthed mother fuckers
junkycosmos
I just did practiced at home. Wife is confused but good news is my teeth work
ThelmaTidwell
If we all do this, maybe it will be seen as some kind of civic movement or oh! Maybe we’ll make the news as a cult!!!Think up a name, quick!
Eowyneb
Worked in a hotel, we don't care, it does not confuse us we seen a hell of a lot worst
Venusflytripp
Travel goals
definitelynotawolf
Ilikeyourjeep
I’m on board.
wil4life
hazeleyedfreak
I'll do this whenever it is that I end up staying in a hotel
bigkingdingaling
#metoo
nanabroccolifart
Ok guys freak out maids and they don’t change your sheets, use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet....and more be nice they work hard.
Reptaur
One of us... I mean, I AAM REPTAURRR
RikusKhan
I concur.
RicanHavoc
Fuck it..I'm in
Mwesty
In
degenerator
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
inferno34
Now i shall start
josanReactionPrince
Proof when you do it or fake news.
Itemidentifier
I will do it next time I am at a hotel.
josanReactionPrince