Apr 28, 2020 11:24 AM
Waaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp
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xanadudu
Bee! You need to focus on your tailed-beast bomb!
MuffinMan5923
That's Some Boreal valley shit right there
Icantjumpovera5foothedge
I’m as fascinated by everything in the background as I am by the performance....
P3rc9
This last month has ruined me. When it spun around his neck i expected coffin dance to pop up.
Gunther69
While your were out partying, I studied the blade...
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Doesn't the Marine Corp do this with their rifles anyway?
BenjaminButton91
Backup dancers hate him
Quizz25S
v
MyUserNameDoesNotExist
Thanks. That's what I was hoping for.
nosuchthingascreativity
There it is
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
daudia42
I knew this would be in the comments. Nice.
JiSPhotos
We get it. 6' distance.
Supergalacticmcblamyblam
I can’t even hula a hoop
davidthemonkey
practise practise practise, there are loads of online tutorials, especially now
TapiocaMartini
When shaolin is training, but dance is life.
bongles
Actually this is Zhanhu (For Honor joke)
Buef0rd
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
PaladinAstro
Anything's balanced if you know where the balance point is!
MarkusJunnikkala
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
As someone who spins a pen pretty well, I can tell you that ball weighs more than you probably think
It counteracts the length and leverage the blade has bringing the center of gravity to the handle allowing for balanced attack and movement
magnuPlanetLifter
Incidentally that's why he is bald.
aslightlyshitierKanye
therecanbeonlyone2
10/10 would cut off own head
OhSoSpice
Follow him on Instagram @titos_firedancer
UserNameDoesNotCompute
Elaborate enforcement of social distancing. Come close, Die beautifully.
MirtoLegrand
"Wow" Owen Wilson
bearizzlemckizzle
v C’mon, gotta do it right bro
UnconditionalSalmon
"Wilson!" - Tom Hanks
PastureofMuppets
"Tom!" - Jerry the cartoon mouse
anthisrobert
Damn it Jerry - Rick Sanchez
Borednstalkn
"MY NAMES NOT RIIIIICK" - Patrick Star
ImakeEverythingAwkward
"I love you son"-Not my dad
elixer477
Explains the shaved head.
NotTinyPancakes
Just imagine him shaving his hair like this
Chiyodin
Needed a big dude at the end, staring in surprise with a Mc Donald's bag. Bag drops, he runs!
daschizznitting
You’re either an immediate expert at this or decapitated. Looks incredible
Stevemcsteve14
This is so fucking cool. This is the coolest. Fuck
ElPresidente99
So did he shave his head or is that a result of all the outtakes?
funnman
While we were quaranteening he studied the blade
CsrAugusto
I'd like to know the name of the song
wooster15
Departures by Joe Hisaishi. Check out the movie as well with the same title.
TheLustyArgonianGayd
Such a beautiful movie. I like to cry to the song; something about the mellow cello and the ebb-flow of the song. French horns, too. Damn.
Thank you!!
halfbloodking
danceswithkittons
elbowdeepinadictator
Sorry
Doesin
SullivansMuff
Holy shoot you monster! I think you just sent me to hell for laughing so hard at this.
YpsilantiRomani
Does anyone know what that sword is called?
clark6050
Dragon rider lance
Thank you
hardcorecutey7
A zhanmadao maybe?
craque
nigel
BuzzedLightBeerz
Good god, idk if this was a joke but Googling “Nigel sword” returned as the name of a registered sex offender
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
How bad was the offence?
FatBastardVegetarian
Asian Billy Corgan
DeepFriedFrenchTart
What's the combat effectiveness of this?
orbitn
None, but it does help maintain social distancing standards.
gaberham
4
SarcasticComment
Training in balance and flexibility. The skills transfer, but the moves do not.
theovermynd
The balance is shite for hard strikes and the handle is perfectly round so you cant index the edge. So the weapon itself is terrible
AssManWhoLikesGamesAndFood
Bad for combat, good for training (if paired with normal training)
Eleshar24
None. But he is clearly very agile and acquainted with his iron it is legit to expect he might be equally agile and precise in combat.
NacLac
The effectiveness is whether the user can use the flourishes to his advantage in combat. Moving in an unknown manner can confuse your enemy
najtrows
This is not for combat
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Anime/10
Magnum3point141592654
yacko69
this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo
Relaxaursphincta
It's pre-combat terror tactics... Useless during combat. But so is a haka, and it still scares me shitless.
stegosauruslovesmittens
WellI wouldn't fight him. Me being a lazy pos is completly irrelevant.
masterfinch1
It's a distraction for the guy sneaking up behind you
Maitrify
I mean capoeira wasn't designed to be incredibly effective, it was designed to be secretive. Maybe this is the same thing?
sunyudai
This is contact juggling, it's done for skill and for entertainment. The sword is only a set-piece to show skill.
totallyserious69
It’s more of a dance style than fighting style
wintermute93
5/7
Syphilouis
I bet he slays a lot of puss with it at least.
Ninjacez
As you see he does not like puss
Puss, peen, both, whatever he's going after - he's gettin' it.
pkrevbro
Is he in a knife fight, sword fight, dance off, or in the streets of Fallujah?
despoticmushroom
Yes
TheForgewright
He has better reach, the blade is rear balanced and easy to parry, bomb ass moves gonna rock the floor, and target practice respectively.
Eifrum
Learning balance and grace.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
+4 to Intimidation
Narwhilian
Gotta roll dex to make sure you pull it off
Make a Dex (Performance) check please, DC 25.
Shit I got a nat 1. Guess who just chopped off his own ear
Not you, because you just sliced open your carotid artery! Roll a death save.
slightlyhotcontents
+3 Agility required.
effinooguy
While you're mesmerized by his dancing, his buddies come up behind you and hit you over the head... 100% effective.
Valentino46
Snorelock
Worked for Fry.
Didn't he get run through? You know...the Wash?
briankMaker
Only a pure beginner would ask you a question
Jairun
I would die.
LeakyValve
Same as ballet, or any other types of dances
matthiasfactor
It’s not the weapon im afraid of. That dude is probably all muscle and in complete control of his body.
bemurray814
+100 wet panties
philstrum
All warriors should understand their weapons as such but rarely is brutality and harmony contained at length.
fritztheretriever
There used to be an art to war, now it's just who can blow who up first.
KatieIsALady
There was never art nor beauty in war, only in the retellings by people who were barely there.
stankginchfurbuger
Art to war is warrior class schmaltz. Used to convince the young to die and the old suffer their trauma stoically.
Somewhat, there is something intrinsically in us that desires to be a hero in one way or another. War is old men sending the young to 1/2
Die for their own gain. It's grotesque and I've never supported it. I also just think we've lost sight of what's important. Community. 2/2
SPACETOEST
i mean we still have demonstrations of this with fighter jet shows and military gun choreographing. the "art" just changed.
I think you have commentators who have confused art with beauty. There is an art to war, but it is never beautiful. The art laid in...
understanding the land, the people, the hearts and minds. The fighting itself was always ugly, brutal, terrifying.
It was pretty much always that. It's just the killing got easier. So I suppose yes, less technique was required. Never was it pretty though.
CommunCreator
Warrior-artists would routinely get slain by the brutally efficient.
mormacil
About 0, one knock against the blade and he loses his weapon. This is pure grace and balance. Good skills to have but the exercise itself1/2
is absolutely useless in a martial context. 2/2
socialnaquada
(which is fine)
xanadudu
Bee! You need to focus on your tailed-beast bomb!
MuffinMan5923
That's Some Boreal valley shit right there
Icantjumpovera5foothedge
I’m as fascinated by everything in the background as I am by the performance....
P3rc9
This last month has ruined me. When it spun around his neck i expected coffin dance to pop up.
Gunther69
While your were out partying, I studied the blade...
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Doesn't the Marine Corp do this with their rifles anyway?
BenjaminButton91
Backup dancers hate him
Quizz25S
MyUserNameDoesNotExist
Thanks. That's what I was hoping for.
nosuchthingascreativity
There it is
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
daudia42
I knew this would be in the comments. Nice.
JiSPhotos
We get it. 6' distance.
Supergalacticmcblamyblam
I can’t even hula a hoop
davidthemonkey
practise practise practise, there are loads of online tutorials, especially now
TapiocaMartini
When shaolin is training, but dance is life.
bongles
Actually this is Zhanhu (For Honor joke)
Buef0rd
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
PaladinAstro
Anything's balanced if you know where the balance point is!
MarkusJunnikkala
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
As someone who spins a pen pretty well, I can tell you that ball weighs more than you probably think
Buef0rd
It counteracts the length and leverage the blade has bringing the center of gravity to the handle allowing for balanced attack and movement
magnuPlanetLifter
Incidentally that's why he is bald.
aslightlyshitierKanye
therecanbeonlyone2
10/10 would cut off own head
OhSoSpice
Follow him on Instagram @titos_firedancer
UserNameDoesNotCompute
Elaborate enforcement of social distancing. Come close, Die beautifully.
MirtoLegrand
"Wow" Owen Wilson
bearizzlemckizzle
UnconditionalSalmon
"Wilson!" - Tom Hanks
PastureofMuppets
"Tom!" - Jerry the cartoon mouse
anthisrobert
Damn it Jerry - Rick Sanchez
Borednstalkn
"MY NAMES NOT RIIIIICK" - Patrick Star
ImakeEverythingAwkward
"I love you son"-Not my dad
elixer477
Explains the shaved head.
NotTinyPancakes
Just imagine him shaving his hair like this
Chiyodin
Needed a big dude at the end, staring in surprise with a Mc Donald's bag. Bag drops, he runs!
daschizznitting
You’re either an immediate expert at this or decapitated. Looks incredible
Stevemcsteve14
This is so fucking cool. This is the coolest. Fuck
ElPresidente99
aslightlyshitierKanye
So did he shave his head or is that a result of all the outtakes?
funnman
While we were quaranteening he studied the blade
CsrAugusto
I'd like to know the name of the song
wooster15
Departures by Joe Hisaishi. Check out the movie as well with the same title.
TheLustyArgonianGayd
Such a beautiful movie. I like to cry to the song; something about the mellow cello and the ebb-flow of the song. French horns, too. Damn.
CsrAugusto
Thank you!!
halfbloodking
danceswithkittons
elbowdeepinadictator
danceswithkittons
Sorry
Doesin
danceswithkittons
SullivansMuff
Holy shoot you monster! I think you just sent me to hell for laughing so hard at this.
danceswithkittons
YpsilantiRomani
Does anyone know what that sword is called?
clark6050
Dragon rider lance
YpsilantiRomani
Thank you
hardcorecutey7
A zhanmadao maybe?
craque
nigel
BuzzedLightBeerz
Good god, idk if this was a joke but Googling “Nigel sword” returned as the name of a registered sex offender
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
How bad was the offence?
FatBastardVegetarian
Asian Billy Corgan
DeepFriedFrenchTart
What's the combat effectiveness of this?
orbitn
None, but it does help maintain social distancing standards.
gaberham
4
SarcasticComment
Training in balance and flexibility. The skills transfer, but the moves do not.
theovermynd
The balance is shite for hard strikes and the handle is perfectly round so you cant index the edge. So the weapon itself is terrible
AssManWhoLikesGamesAndFood
Bad for combat, good for training (if paired with normal training)
Eleshar24
None. But he is clearly very agile and acquainted with his iron it is legit to expect he might be equally agile and precise in combat.
NacLac
The effectiveness is whether the user can use the flourishes to his advantage in combat. Moving in an unknown manner can confuse your enemy
najtrows
This is not for combat
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Anime/10
Magnum3point141592654
yacko69
this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo
Relaxaursphincta
It's pre-combat terror tactics... Useless during combat. But so is a haka, and it still scares me shitless.
stegosauruslovesmittens
WellI wouldn't fight him. Me being a lazy pos is completly irrelevant.
masterfinch1
It's a distraction for the guy sneaking up behind you
Maitrify
I mean capoeira wasn't designed to be incredibly effective, it was designed to be secretive. Maybe this is the same thing?
sunyudai
This is contact juggling, it's done for skill and for entertainment. The sword is only a set-piece to show skill.
totallyserious69
It’s more of a dance style than fighting style
wintermute93
5/7
Syphilouis
I bet he slays a lot of puss with it at least.
Ninjacez
As you see he does not like puss
Syphilouis
Puss, peen, both, whatever he's going after - he's gettin' it.
pkrevbro
Is he in a knife fight, sword fight, dance off, or in the streets of Fallujah?
despoticmushroom
Yes
TheForgewright
He has better reach, the blade is rear balanced and easy to parry, bomb ass moves gonna rock the floor, and target practice respectively.
Eifrum
Learning balance and grace.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
+4 to Intimidation
Narwhilian
Gotta roll dex to make sure you pull it off
PaladinAstro
Make a Dex (Performance) check please, DC 25.
Narwhilian
Shit I got a nat 1. Guess who just chopped off his own ear
PaladinAstro
Not you, because you just sliced open your carotid artery! Roll a death save.
slightlyhotcontents
+3 Agility required.
effinooguy
While you're mesmerized by his dancing, his buddies come up behind you and hit you over the head... 100% effective.
Valentino46
Snorelock
Worked for Fry.
Magnum3point141592654
Didn't he get run through? You know...the Wash?
briankMaker
Only a pure beginner would ask you a question
Jairun
I would die.
LeakyValve
Same as ballet, or any other types of dances
matthiasfactor
It’s not the weapon im afraid of. That dude is probably all muscle and in complete control of his body.
bemurray814
+100 wet panties
philstrum
All warriors should understand their weapons as such but rarely is brutality and harmony contained at length.
fritztheretriever
There used to be an art to war, now it's just who can blow who up first.
KatieIsALady
There was never art nor beauty in war, only in the retellings by people who were barely there.
stankginchfurbuger
Art to war is warrior class schmaltz. Used to convince the young to die and the old suffer their trauma stoically.
fritztheretriever
Somewhat, there is something intrinsically in us that desires to be a hero in one way or another. War is old men sending the young to 1/2
fritztheretriever
Die for their own gain. It's grotesque and I've never supported it. I also just think we've lost sight of what's important. Community. 2/2
SPACETOEST
i mean we still have demonstrations of this with fighter jet shows and military gun choreographing. the "art" just changed.
sunyudai
I think you have commentators who have confused art with beauty. There is an art to war, but it is never beautiful. The art laid in...
sunyudai
understanding the land, the people, the hearts and minds. The fighting itself was always ugly, brutal, terrifying.
PaladinAstro
It was pretty much always that. It's just the killing got easier. So I suppose yes, less technique was required. Never was it pretty though.
CommunCreator
Warrior-artists would routinely get slain by the brutally efficient.
mormacil
About 0, one knock against the blade and he loses his weapon. This is pure grace and balance. Good skills to have but the exercise itself1/2
mormacil
is absolutely useless in a martial context. 2/2
socialnaquada
(which is fine)