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Deer tax, they're everywhere and fearless right now
LoggingOutNow
#8 Sponge Chad Golf Shorts
ZastavaKoral
Well, what are you waiting for? Buy those poor deer copies of Fear. It's a fun game
darkhalfbreed
#7 it would be like Goat simulator mixed with "I am bread"
wangdangdoozle
#11 Haha- Awww...
aifeloadawildmoss
#7 this is the plot of Rubber
AmyBethMegJo
#6 Lewd Vacillator
nipaxon
#1 In swedish Shredder is called Strimlaren. Means exactly the same thing but it just sounds more ridiculos
phridoo
#13 Maltesars taste like waking up from a half-remembered & quickly fading dream of malt. Like instead of putting malt in them, they just ½
phridoo
get someone to stare at them & think real hard about malt. ²/2
Dooknugget
#14 but for real though, DO WE HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THIS??!!
GingerLaird
I mean... If they asked, I doubt Jack Black would refuse to appear on the Muppets Show.
mufasa1028
#14 implants are actually removed prior or if saline just melt
Astramancer
I accept your deer tax and add my own.
deyoung1457365
Deer: coming through a windshield in front of you!
AtsaMattaForMe
#1
Einstein9073
I understood that reference. Heroes on a stink shell, turtle power!
VanZaiden
#8 PoriferaRobert RegularQuadrilateralTrousers
SphetLovesHotTang
#14 David Wilcox -https://youtu.be/3p0vo2KrpKw
HeraldOfTheBadger
#11 is she dressed as a vacant door for the last one? Her cosplay is the absence of fire fly
Richter12x2
#9 ... Ok, yes, that may be the only acceptable remake of Princess Bride.
illogicalphallusies
#7 have to be a generally idle game. something kind of like Godville (Android/iphone/web)
keillrandor
#16 Noooo, not Tim.
id1ot
#16 - What the hell did Tim do this time?
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AJJIIT
Who’s Tom
KinetoPlay
Someone stole his E
YourMotherApproves
Apparently, he was blocking a bridge and asking quest related questions to passer-bys before they tried to pass
JadeNB1729
Shoot first, ask questions later.
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
JadeNB1729
User name does not check out.
AnathemaNoreh
#2 Linda is my spirit animal
Shaodyn
#15 I love Dr. Who. Instead of huge muscles or laser eyes, they gave him a second heart. Instead of a gun or a sword to fight bad guys,
Lunaspark
The Doctor ain’t afraid to pack heat though. https://youtu.be/lzmnPs64K74
Shaodyn
Fair. He has done pretty terrible things to people. But he usually tries not to, in my (admittedly limited) experience.
Shaodyn
they gave him a screwdriver to fix things. Instead of a tank or a bunker, they gave him a box where people could call for help.
Phlynch
And he allowed monsters and tyrants to go unstopped because the other option was having a murder's blood on his own hand.
Shaodyn
He probably figured he had more than enough blood on his hands already, what with being responsible for the death of his entire species.
SauronsLeftNut
now i get where you are coming from, but don't forget his Kill Count.
lurkerburzerker
there are more deer in North America than at any other time in history... think about it. literally ANY other time.
pandro
I gotta think this over. Yeah we regulate hunting them, but is this also somehow saying that environmental conditions are better?
roadsterdoc
No, because humans have captured or killed most of the predators that kept deer popl in check. Those not killed are in zoos or domesticated!
The22ndDoctor
Maltesers are just British Whoppers. Caramilks are pretty damn good, and I'm gonna have to look into getting some again.
roadsterdoc
Malteasers: rich milk chocolate dipped spheres of fine crunchy malt. Whoppers: hard malt balls coated in sweetened wax that doesn’t melt.
ThereAreCrocodiles
Here in Australia, a Whopper is a type of Hamburger made by a particular fast food place.
The22ndDoctor
Same here, but it's also a candy. https://www.hersheyland.com/whoppers vs BK's Whopper
iatezola
way tastier than whoppers, which are gross.
BryanTenn
Now I want to play Skyrim again, but this time as Bob Ross.
3141592pancake
#11 damn you.
WoeToHice
And now I have another reason to love TNG
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
All I could think of responding with..
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The22ndDoctor
Hope she didn't say "I'm gonna do the 'Wash' and I'll be right back"
SomeLikeItLikeThat
Too soon, Doctor! Too soon.
The22ndDoctor
3141592pancake
Damn you too!
Mithi
You need to calm down. A breath of PAX?
3141592pancake
But a tenth of a percent doesn't react well with that... I could be one of those.
jqubed
A Muppets Princess Bride would either be amazing or destroy the legacy of both.
scr1bbl3
As you woka, woka, woka!
KingsOfWinter
They should only have the extras be human everyone else is a muppet except for billy crystal he's still Miracle Max
Noctourn
At least they would go out in a blaze of glory. Could be worse
Snowf1ake
Miss Piggy should be Wesley, and Kermit should be Buttercup.
jqubed
That might actually work better. Then put Reese Witherspoon or Elizabeth Banks as Humperdinck. Uncle Deadly as Count Rugen.
markmcn87
I want to see a Muppet Lord of the Rings
Ubik360
Is there a movie that could not be made better by a Muppets remake?
kylethehuman
I want to see Heat with Muppets
ArchMagos
Muppet Treasure Island, if only because Tim Curry couldn't reprise his role.
slzydud
The Muppets Movie
wadatahmydamie
Butt Sluts 17: The Call of Cthulhoohah
RedAppleSoda
Muppet Shawshank Redemption would be dope.
HoSlappa
they gonna have to cut a part out but yea
JimFromMarketing
Maybe an unironic miss Piggy. Like Kardashians remake or something but they actually mean it. It has to be funny that she's horrible
JimFromMarketing
Good what happened to us? We watch people like miss Piggy be horrible on TV and we think they're GREAT. wtf man
cjorl
Human Centipede?
iguessihaveto
I would get SO HAMMERED and watch the hell out of Muppets Human Centipede.
gummyloaf
But where would they find a puppeteer with a arm that long.
Gayforbae
Saw
Gestalt7
I want to play a game
crushingbore
Speaking as someone who loves the first movie, it would be a million times better with Muppets.
TheDarkNerd
After seeing The Happytime Murders, I'd be down for it.