A moderately sized DK dump of stolen memes for these trying times 671.

Mar 21, 2022 11:19 AM

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Fun stuff.

#45 is fake

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Step 5 happens when you run out of room on your spiral notebook.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 yes you’ve filled my food bowl for breakfast, but what about second breakfast?

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

2nd breakfeast never been skipped

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#45

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I upvote all of Deafkitten's posts because I want to see the goofy dog at the end. Love that dog.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Is there a post of all of these, or maybe a sub-reddit? I'd love to read the funny ones.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 not idly do the leaves of Lorien hork a hairball onto the carpet

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

#1 You have my sword

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#19 is wrong at step 4, there are no horizontal lines

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 2

Correct - those lines should be diagonal and in line with the corresponding center vertical, creating the illusion of a complete loop.

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

As God intended

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I did it both ways. Depending on how I was feeling.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#14 they seem like fun

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DESTINEYS

4 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 0

CHILED

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder about the tone of the sign. Was he happy about it? Outraged? Just trying to let people know? All answers lost to time...

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

He's just trying to get the facts out there, bro

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 Would tailgate so hard.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Id key the fuck out of that car with the camera on it, you just know a huge douchebag owns it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ahhhhhhh, More medicinal memes.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 Biden did that

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

so the milk lobby has gotten to him!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#19. I didn't get it then. I sure as fuck don't get it now.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#43 what a waste of a good cake/ or if they did eat it, that's nasty

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#34 really depends on what hairs you're pulling and when...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 that's Michaelangelo Batio from the band Nitro! Saw him live like 3 years ago...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He is one of the best guitarists that I've ever seen

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/aGf5NxLQoEo for anyone that wants to partake in the excesses of hair metal to 11.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35 According to my ex anytime is strap-on time.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 Answer g: All of the above

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 someone's gonna break those cameras out of spite. Guaranteed.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#35 can someone explain this to my friend? She doesn't get the time joke.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago (deleted Mar 21, 2022 1:43 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

A strap-on is a sex toy that I'm too nervous to describe noting the deleted comments... you know America was founded by prudes?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Um! It's also that you can add a timepiece to your wrist ya giant pervert. /s

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

To note, this is from GTAV. They have a lot of puns in the fake ads.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

im always slightly annoyed when i see it because i feel people think its real

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy to pass off as real when its a small crappy quality image.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

google 'strap on dildo' but not at work

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

As in, it's time for the strap on

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Wow, the queen Elizabeth loaf really ruined my day, thank you.

4 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 0

It's to ease us into LNI.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the final boss in a D&D campaign I'm working on

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine too so immediately sent it to others

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#28

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Queen Eloafzabeth. It’s a mouthful.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say it ruined my day, but I can't look it in the eyes without laughing hysterically. In fact, I'd say it has improved my day.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well yes Gordon the pigeon was likely still alive at the time, one of the more time-honored ways to keep meat fresh

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is fresher than month old meat rotting beside weeks old meat raw in a drawer

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 cant possibly be legal?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What? There are commercial vehicles literally driving around recording everything around them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see why it wouldn't be.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You might get the cops called on you if you drive in certain areas too much but besides that, its completely legal.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Practically, it's no different from a dash cam.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0