WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
84217
2003
21
Apr 24, 2021 8:36 PM
WeirdAlisMySpiritUserName
84217
2003
21
canadianbaconfordinner
Everybody: Magnificent, spectacular, so want! Me: Imagine fucking in one of these?
WeNeedToChange
No hot water for the shower (shower? HA HA), no heat just blankets, no wifi, no cable-tv, you all are a bunch of hipsters too comfort in civ
STGxDante
As a deck hand.... You will never be finished fixing that up constant work.
biologicalmagnification
HereIsThere
#3 guy was commissioned to build that. Got it done in 33 days of fevered work. https://youtu.be/iU0Mr02RbOg
ScorpionSage
@LesbianRedwings drooooool....
tumantorak
I too wish to live in Lóthlorien or on Endor.
Tauhe
Bugs.
UramboTauro
lance132
Is this from turok evolution?
sweetnaivety
MYST!!!
Carrickin
Do they mitigate the risk of trees dying with any of these or is that just the end of the house too?
Oblok
Most of these look like they're one good windstorm away from being kindling.
Blindtruth
How's the wifi?
FrogDeKermit
I'd gladly get lost there
Gweehe101
Of course it’s about the Money!
iseepointycenterofareola
iseepointycenterofareola
Leithreas
The "I'm definitely actually walking, for sure!" pose always makes me crack up.
Rovylern
KnifeKnut
Treehouses: Either you are rich, a child, or you are homeless.
ColdSquirrel
Last one confuses me. I don't see a pull or a grabber so how you closing it when your not in your space ship?
AtmaDarkwolf
Ladder attached to hatch, when u raise ladder and fold it up, hatch follows and seals.
Canigetbannedagain
Spiders everywhere
WeNeedToChange
And mosquitos
iguessihaveto
And nowhere ideal for a midnight poop if you don't want aftermath to clean up.
ProbablyISIS
Also trees die, trees sway in different directions (ripping treehouses apart), Trees grow at varying rates, Trees drop large limbs, etc.
Northernwest
These set up unrealistic ideas of what a real tree house looks like. Needs more random nails and boards.
Kixaz007
The second one is an Airbnb in Atlanta
mickey93
#2 is the bed outside? Ew mosquitoes
LSAH
I want to see the interior of the UFO. That hemispherical base seems highly impractical.
GondwanaCraton
No, it is very practical. It spreads the heat more efficiently when I, I mean *someone,* sets up a huge bonfire underneath it.
LSAH
Ah ha! I stand corrected.
IsolatedAsshole
I'll gladly take any of them, yes please.
Modoor
#2 does she come with the tree house?
ilovesatsumas
This is the sort of comment you see dirty old men with zero social awareness, writing on Facebook.
GondwanaCraton
I do not see a tree house.
sukkafoo
Tee hee, oh you.
iseepointycenterofareola
Rovylern
Bite the pillow...
Neoeon
mgintx
I really want to see the inside of this one.
cainofdreaming
It's actually part of a hotel in Sweden -- https://www.treehotel.se/en/rooms/the-ufo. Not many pics on the site, but you can google 1/2
cainofdreaming
based on the name for more. 2/2
LurveStyle
How would you pull that stairway down to get into it?
eazye9646
yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and disappear into the forest never to be seen again, thanks
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
I dunno, these are cool and all but I really like plumbing.
felicitousstrides
This is my goal in life.
lucindamarie18
Take me with you..I'll be quite..
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Quite what? Or did you mean quiet?
lucindamarie18
Yeah quiet....like a mouse.
lucindamarie18
AND promise not to chew on the floor boards...
BigPPMothBF
JohnSatclaire
Get #2 to come with you and you're pretty much set.
ScorpionSage
That’s too many people
JohnSatclaire
I mean, depending on one's equipment, it's a sure-fire way to end up with an evergrowing number of 'em
ScorpionSage
I wouldn’t have that problem but unless she’s REAALLLY smart I would go stark raving mad
JohnSatclaire
We all like to think we're further to the right on the bell curve than we actually are.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Step one, have lots of moneys
TheRicM
I read that as monkeys and somehow it made more sense
cccampbell79
Alternatively, be very attractive.
ElGiver
Step two: don't be afraid of spiders or bugs.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
You make a good point
pobbitSbreaker
You can build some those surprisingly cheap if you do enough research...and have land
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Because land is cheap everywhere, and everyone has so much free time to learn how to do this and meet codes. So easy....
ROGUEdenied
I am half way through building one in the yard only bought screws and will have to spend about 100 more for roof but that is the price
ROGUEdenied
all the wood was salvaged from pallets and new house build dumpsters
Delathi
30 GOTO 10
BenYourFriend
Lumber prices.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
And a lot of labor. And things like windows, doors, etc.
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Right? What the fuck is going on with the lumber prices right now???
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Lumber yards got fucked up by COVID restrictions, and "just in time" supply chains suffered. Turns out not having big stockpiles on hand
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
backfires dramatically when your supply becomes erratic or reduced.
APointlessBee
No joke. First it was the steel tariffs, then covid, the cost to build only goes up and up.