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May 28, 2017 3:41 AM

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Zelda one sentence summary

Brother tries to help.

Pretty much nailed dark souls. Played all of them and still don't understand anything that happened

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are you doing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why DarkSouls is medival-anime zombies?? ANIME? Didnt udnerstand the anime one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the Greatsword of Artorias, the dark souls summary can be accurate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my dinner table when my kids get together! Proud mom

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Little does he know that Read Dead Redemption happened in the 20th century!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if this weren't a set up, i'd expect responses between more of them.. no feedback, nothin

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Damn this person is pretty witty to churn out gold this quickly

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Battlestar Galactica for furries haha gold

9 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 5

That was my favorite

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Okay now: Witcher, Halo, Dishonored, Bioshock, and ... um ... Minecraft.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only Shep is FemShep.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

holy shit that's awesome

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Pacman one was solid

9 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for more efforts from the ladies. They try, he tries, repeat.

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 4

Hitman: I like your outfit. It's mine now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I upvoted as soon as I read the one for Hitman. These were perfect

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I was expecting just cause :/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

American agent goes to developing nation to destroy their water, fuel, and industry in an effort to destabilize the local government.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

anon delivers +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously, depriving people of drinkable water is either an act of war or a war crime. The civilian deathtoll... ugh. Great glider fun tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the ME canon, such as it exists, Shepard is a woman

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Battlestar galactica for furries!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is gold xD

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'd love to see a Metal Gear Solid and Final Fantasy one

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, Shepard can be so variable depending on how you play him/her. But it's more spot on for some player's true game objective.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You mean to tell me that not everyone was trying to bang an alien? Bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

True. My Shepherd ended up with Garrus.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine ended up with herpes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think Resident Evil has ever been about zombies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It was about viruses and chemical warfare. One of the viruses happened to make people zombie-like, that doesn't mean a whole series is a 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

zombie centered series. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And I hate to tell you this, but a virus is the most common cause of zombies in zombie fiction.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A series where most of the enemies are zombies, where zombies feature prominently in the marketing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

+1 for Red Dead Redemption!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a PC gamer I'm still so damn salty they never converted it... :<

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But Red Dead Redemption took place in the 20th century

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

1912, to be exact.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was call of jaurez gunslinger red dead took place in 1911

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shhh... 19th... let them have their moment.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They were good, though the dark souls one was riding 100% on stereotype if anything.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Nah. A lot of the fights, especially if you're using the right weapon, are pure anime. And in the end, you do it all over again. So...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Depends on the game really, DS3 was a lot more action as BB was, but DS1 and DS2 was pretty slow-paced if you ask me. :v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Giant ass swords slamming into the ground is pretty anime. Also, there's a lot of anime. It's not all fast.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Agreed. If anything a better description would be: Masochistic Amnesiac Zombie kills innocent wolves while naked men teleport behind him 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

It's 2 on 1 pal.. *Dial up noises* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kr7KDCsIws

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And stab him in the back 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

So... my Pornhub search history.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lost it at "Formal Business Attire Simulator now with Murder DLC".

9 years ago | Likes 445 Dislikes 9

I hope you find it :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pacman hit too close to home lol :^(

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Red dead redemption = grand theft horse

9 years ago | Likes 622 Dislikes 5

Pretty sure that that is an achievement in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grand Theft Palomino

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Sorry to tell you but Grand Theft Equine sounds a bit better

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

It was a line from a game review series called Zero Punctuation

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh snap! Busted. Cite yo sources biotch!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grand Theft Bronco

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bully: scholarship edition = grand theft school

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stealy wheely automobiley.

9 years ago | Likes 171 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted May 28, 2017 8:54 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Disregard the constabulary!

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

what

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

STEALY WHEELY AUTOMOBILEY!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

no what to the delteed comment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grand Theft Equine

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lost my shit at farcry because the strategic tiger usage was exactly what I saw in a sovietwomble video

9 years ago | Likes 1892 Dislikes 15

Or Yathzee in the Zero Punctuation episode about Far Cry 3.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But I'm a NICE white guy!" man I love that video. Omg and the finger squeaming was adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Nah mate I think the wildlife'll sort it all out for you"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pacman is my favourite.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cleared my first outpost in seconds by accidently throwing a rock at an elephant.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strategy is battlefield wide, surely they are tactical tigers?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pft. he didn't use the tiger. It just decided it wanted to murderize that village by itself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tigers were nothing, the fucking birds. You'd think far cry 4 was directed by Hitchcock.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

That was a funny moment.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I lost it every time he woke up to the guy giving him tats

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

FUCKING HELL DENNIS

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Womble got fingered......by a guy!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, womble got fingered

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't have the call sign "Auchwitz"!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's named himself 'Auschwitz'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quick! Deploy the tactical tiger!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WOMBLE IS A FAGGOT!

9 years ago | Likes 294 Dislikes 15

*Guitar strum* Womble is a fa-*User has been removed from your channel.*

9 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

Fomble is a Waggot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*gunshot*

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the reminder of watching Womble's videos, I wish he had more on his youtube channel

9 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 0

Clive!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hes uploaded a few recently

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Quality over content.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This. Always this. If every youtuber could just do this- there would never be a lack of quality content at any time of the day....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also forgot to say over quantity also. Some youtubers upload far too much and become bland. They should think more like a TV show.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's currently working on an animation project and will upload more regularly(lol) once it's finished. Til then, he streams almost daily.

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Is there a streaming schedule?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he also changed his software so he can finish his normal videos quicker.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He then proceeded to waste 9 hours on a 5 second clip he wanted to look cool but turned to shit xD his streams give incredible insight

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? Ha Womble actually is a faggot!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is still a faggot tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's finished in a draft form, he's reaching out to Animators to get it done professionally, he's working on a PUBG bullshittery now.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

whats PUGG?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit! It's like all my dreams came true. Oh and....WOMBLE IS A FAGGOT!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That will be very interesting to see

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

oh lord yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0