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I recommend listening to her audiobook Scrappy Little Nobody.
Jul 22, 2026 3:45 PM
nintendolunchbox
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I recommend listening to her audiobook Scrappy Little Nobody.
SkittishLittleToaster
Trevor was much better at improve and crowd work than comedy-news, IMHO
nintendolunchbox
Sometimes you have to eat your vegetables before the sweet stuff.
LawFiveGuy
If there is someone who does NOT have Anna Kendrick on their list, I don't want to know them.
GuysJustWannaFish
She was my go-to answer for a long time. But she has been bumped off in favor of Hannah Fry.
jamieColorBandit
Right?! The CUTEST! đ
barbarian818
She's not on mine because she's too young for me.
GravyEducation
Well how big is the list? I only get five? Cuz Emily Blunt first of all and also Jenny Slate... hmm I don't know if I want all this on record
Lassannn
There are trees on my list...
TheBlueMuppet
Fir-k you, Lassannn?
Hmuda
I mean...the jacked man might be nice in person...but he preformed at murdoch's birthday, and he's also in an abusive hyper-capitalist cult, so swings and roundabouts and all that...
https://skepchick.org/2026/03/inside-hugh-jackmans-weird-cult/
tidepool
What he did to Deb under false pretenses while helping keep Suttonâs marriage rocky (no sympathy for her though, she did the same vs) I can never respect him again. Donât be a cheating scumbag person if youâre done with your marriage, just leave. âDoing it for the kidsâ is weak ass and is just gonna ruin them psychologically.
mastertmo
I didn't think that was common knowledge at the time this was recorded though was it? I've only recently started hearing about this in the last couple of months
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
It's been more massively reported on in the last 6-12 months, yeah, but it's not like it was unexpected that massive Hollywood stars might be just a taaaad shady.
JacobsJ52
I mean he's also besties with kushner and his wife so....
Fuckimgurcunts
Fuck I had no idea he was evil :/
PostMoThoin
He's basically a nazi
ZiomalZParafii
I was today years old when I heard about such lists đ
nintendolunchbox
What???? Ask your friends about lists.
phylax1
It would be so funny if Trevor Noah said: "Itt´s funny you say that because --- Mathew McConaughey is on my list, too!"
Keitterman
The show Friends did a pretty good bit on the "list", the payoff in the end was pretty much... yup, that's how that would go.
hendawg2020
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MadamPuddifoot
Lol laminated
devasto
People have also made me aware that I am on lists! FBI agents have told me, the TSA, the neighborhood watch...
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
I've got a Police record. Synchronicity did very well in the US.
nintendolunchbox
.... And a permanent ban at all Disney owned properties.
SupernaturalReactions
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devasto
Hey, I'm not even sorry about that one. The fucking mouse started it
azazyel
And you ended it!
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
He had it coming
SilverStarPine
That mouse is a bitch
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
Of course, it's a mouse (LOL)...
DYLANLEE79
Trevor is on my list. I'm not in a relationship or anything, he's just cute.
LeifHietala
He's cute, smart and funny. That's the trifecta right there. I say this with an uninterrupted history of heterosexuality, I can see it.
GravyEducation
He was on QI one time and started speaking Xhosa and Sandi Toksvig (10/10 lesbian) made the joke that he was turning her. He is a smart motherfucker and very charismatic.
Mokisan
Ok, so, I am a straight guy. Can I have Trevor on my list anyway? Because I think a platonic date with him would be the best time. He's not just funny, he is very smart and has a very interesting world-view.
tidepool
This is how I feel about Colbert. I donât wanna sexxx him up but I wanna lick his brain about Biblical facts and let him ramble about Tolkien because I canât stand it but i want to know everything.
GravyEducation
Yeah it's gonna start platonic
nintendolunchbox
I'm a straight guy and think both him AND Josh Johnson are cute. ( Another Daily Show correspondent )
Prunest
I am -enamored- with Josh, like the kind of crush a school girl would have for a boyband. I'd probably act like one if j ever met him despite being a grown ass man
nintendolunchbox
That's not a date. Straight guys just hang out, go for some beers , and then make a out a little in the car before getting home.
mehimbored
As long as you say âno homoâ beforehand, everything is on the table after that.
GravyEducation
I always say, I got my two Ryans and Henry
nintendolunchbox
Ryan reynolds, Ryan gosling , and Henry Cavill?
GravyEducation
You know it. Chrises can fuck off I'm an RRH man
nintendolunchbox
Ryan did great with Project Hail Mary. He produced it as well. He can be on my list just for that feat.
mcglirkymeow
Sebastian Stan, Jensen Ackles, Dina Meyer, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Elizabeth Hurley.
That's been my list for a very long time!
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Jensen Ackles and Jeffrey Dean Morgan? Got a crush on both the father and the son huh?
mcglirkymeow
Lol!! JDM long before Ackles, that's for sure. I didn't 'discover' Ackles until around Season 13 of Supernatural, which is when I tuned in.
archon325
Hugh Jackman can't be that nice, he's friends with Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump
Shift137
Really?
archon325
Unfortunately. I liked him, his whole song and dance Aussie vibe. I even heard he used to be a teacher, and recognizes one of his former students in an interview and seemed super nice. But yeah, I learned about it when he performed for Rupert Murdoch's birthday. He's been friends with Ivanka and Jared for a long time
Shift137
Too bad I guess he can get fucked then.
kittyfajitas
People can be perfectly pleasant to be around and still be a secret asshole. He's been in a cult since the 90s and people in cults have huge blind spots, too. Due to the brainwashing.
Timpani
That was some stellar straight-man from Trevor and then an EFFORTLESS follow-up that raises the stakes.
samsneed
tentacularfleshscape
Is that Bob Jovi
nintendolunchbox
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ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
I find her annoying also iv heard sheâs super rude in person
nintendolunchbox
By her peers or just fan interactions ?
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
She was at some party some friends of mine were at and apparently everyone thought she was rude but idk
nintendolunchbox
I wouldn't doubt it, but celebrities can often come off rude. I'm still butthurt by Martin Short's behavior when signing autographs. And it's been over 30 years. Hehe.
nintendolunchbox
" public consensus suggests she is a fiercely private person who prefers a direct, no-nonsense communication style rather than being genuinely malicious.".
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
She's a Mainer. It's how we are.
nintendolunchbox
Not like people from away.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Ayuh
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
The only thing I really know about Maine is from all the Stephen King books I've read ... thank you for affirming the sterotype I guess?
LeifHietala
Trevor is BRAND NEW and two minutes later, "Don't you sympathy-list me!"
nintendolunchbox
He's was just playing the straight man so they would go into detail about it.
malachilenomade
No, I think he was genuinely confused at first but picked up on it quick. The man is sharp.
nintendolunchbox
I think is a better actor than you think. You might be right though.
brownribbon
No, he knew. Itâs part of the job of a host to do things like that so the guest will explain for people who may not know. Happens all the time on radio when guests use acronyms without defining them, the host will interject either asking or explaining what it stands for.
GimcrackGewgaw
I have heard of this but afaik, people don't actually do this. Am I wrong about that?
hill4KittenVillain
Same. IMO anyone out there that actually has a list is a bit of a sociopath.
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
It's a fun thought exercise. You wouldn't put like, your wife's friends on the list. It's for unattainable attractive people.
glamdring1
As a goofy fun thing while slightly tipsy, sure. As a serious agreement, not really.
GravyEducation
Its so common the phrase "hall pass" exists as Kendrick pointed out. It's not about hallways my friend, this isn't an episode of Daredevil
EarthDragon2189
It's just a fun thought exercise to tease each other about. I don't think anyone is seriously saying "yes, I'd be fine with you cheating on me with that celebrity."
Iwouldntwanttogoanywherewithoutmywonderfultowel
I mean, a previously discussed list of people would not be cheating though... it's just a narrow scope open relationship, and there are definitely people who would be okay with that, but I also think it would have to be ACTUALLY discussed, not just a flippant hypothetical.
nintendolunchbox
"Wanna watch this movie ? Yooouuurrr guuuurrrl frrrrriend is in it. "
GravyEducation
nintendolunchbox
She's so keen. She played that character so well. They only left a few parts out of the book.
GravyEducation
Love the book, the show is incredibly faithful. I did read after the show though. But I'm an avid chess player and when I was done reading I put it in a lend a library. Anya in her SNL intro made the joke, "QG inspired everybody to learn chess! For two weeks"
thebonesofmyancestors
My guess is 99.99% of the population would never have an opportunity to actually do something like this. Not to mention that the famous person probably wouldn't be interested anyway. So, if someone has actually successfully had sex with someone on their "list", I'd say they are one of the very, very few.
Gremlynn4023
I unknowingly passed up the chance to meet Anna Kendrick before she got famous when me and my ex wife were still dating.
nintendolunchbox
You guys in theater ?
Gremlynn4023
Nope. She was filming Elsewhere in Goshen Indiana when I lived there. Filming was on main Street near my work. One of the waitresses was volunteering on set after work and invited me. This would have been after filming Twilight but before it released. I only found out many years later she was in it
nintendolunchbox
Oh she was plenty famous before then. I thought maybe you guys saw her in musicals