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MajorPubes
If you have money power or fame, you can look like frickn Jabba n still get laid
StevenFarmer
Maybe it's because he has no neck.
LeastInterestingManInTheWorld
I used to know a guy who played a shitton of DDR. He was an asshole, but his calves were like bricks.
IfyouwantpizzapitsImyourman
They really aren't, they are the easiest place to add muscle. Just do calf presses. You can do it all day long. I have massive calves now.
Mihakuu
I had calves of fucking steel from marching band. Something about going backwards on your tiptoes does it
Imanengineersowordsarehardvv
As a woman who has walked on her toes her whole life, I would pay obscene amount of money to make my calves smaller
FullCrimsonic
No no. Keep them. You'll need it when ppl dote on you for your height
CleverClint407
Can't work out your face.
KumaPaws376
The conclusion to their story:
richalex2010
Go through hike the Appalachian Trail, you'll have plenty of mass on your calves.
McKyrl
My husband is a drummer, calves for days.
goflyblind
THRILLHO
Kollejolle
For most calves are either genetic, person has been overweight before, or through a looot of training. Be it soccer, calf raises, hiking etc
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ThirstyPikachu
Training will help. But if you have short muscle insertions, there's nothing you can do to make them great.
Ididthisforthelol
After body building and thinking it would help with the ladies I'm feelin him here.
teardropivyyearofthetiger
It's not your calves. It's how well you lick pussy. Female can confirm
complimentpin
Muaythai
Rasayana
I once asked my anime-watching friend, who is into fitness, what the secret behind a big biceps is. He knew the answer: "A big triceps," 1/2
Rasayana
Which led me to my follow-up question, of what the secret behind big calf's is. He didn't know. I told him the answer "to watch more anime".
SnackusShackus
What episode are all these grown up Simpsons coming from?
plg25
Doesn't matter the calves. The thong is the most important. And know what to do with it.
peteloto
Calves are the biceps of the legs
Starkade
Ha, I say that to my gym buddy all the time, glad to see somebody agrees
TimTheEnchanter01
Wouldn't that be the hamstrings?
Snubmybub
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
smeeshsmoosh
JenkholeUnchained
Visually, maybe. Functionally, no.
Babbaganoosh
My husband has the biggest, chunky man calfs ever. I love them. Oddly, so does my dad. They got mentioned in dads father of the bride speech
Babbaganoosh
Calves * apologies
JCBeastie
Are they? I'm blessed with massive calves... I don't think it's attractive. :|
kleinegur
Me too lol, mine aren't "massive" but they're way above average.
FullCrimsonic
Its attractive you fucker. Go flaunt that shit with a kilt
ReaLifeSmeagol
My favorite part of Arrow is Felicity's calves.
Brucecori2
Same, but on a girl... Naturally larger/muscular calves.
twinklelilstar
my SO has massive calves, it runs in his family, lemme tell you, they look better than those with skinny legs ;)
Mistruths
"massive calves" "it runs in his family" there's a joke in there somewhere.
jailorserry
We all feel very bad for you.
BigAZNMan
I have large calf muscles, but apparently that's a normal asian thing.
kleinegur
Yay, another asian with big calves!
CletusJonesJr
My calves are the same size as my arms. I am a gym minority
Blankasbiscuits
Wait, is that really true?
CanadianDucky
My calves are bigger than my arms, working on fixing that.
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Same, and I'm a girl... :(
redneckjep
Me too, but I have trex sized biceps with trex sized calves
hagb
Can't tell if that means you spend all your time at the gym or none of your time at the gym. *Stares at the bell curve and guesses*
CletusJonesJr
All the time. But I got my calves from hiking
picturesarenice
My calves are naturally large, bigger than my arms, actually. :(
ThisJoe
I have to pace myself with leg exercises or my calves get too big. I think it's genetics.
SavagePatchKids
Same. I'm a toe-walker, so it's like doing calf raises 24/7
jjm152
It's all genetics. I have huge calves and only do presses as an accessory every other leg day.
sanguis4k
sounds like you are scottish, most of my family is like that and we mostly come from there
Nize426
I'm ok. I can only bench 55kg but do 100kg calf raises. Takes that much to look proportional.
CletusJonesJr
I normally rep about 150 on bench but do calf raises with 300-400 pounds depending on where I am in my workout
silentjay1977
I guess that makes me a freak of nature I can do the same calf raises as leg press (600 lbs for 6-8) on my 3rd set