My 7yo did this last week, his name was dickle pickle because that’s what he calls his dill pickle pepperoni sandwich that he makes every morning while he sings his song, I’m a dickle, I’m a pickle, I’m a dickle pickle! Got it on video, will be replayed many years from now
FYI, under GOP enacted Texas State Law, this fun exercise would require the teacher to contact each parent and notify them of the nickname their child would like to use at school if it differs from their birth certificate. This state is run by Nazis and I hate them.
See I was thinking this might be a way to be maliciously compliant. Do this every day. It’s just a regular classroom activity. Call every parent until they just don’t care any more or care enough to tell their reps to ditch the law. Then when Henry keeps going by Hannah a little more often than by Baseball or Cheesesteak it slips by.
Same. It makes the point that names are arbitrary. Everybody learns something, including the notified parents. “Your kid asked to go by Chicken Pickle.”
As a father of a 6 year old, I have a feeling she cut out the like 75% of kids who wanted to be called "poopy" or "butt" or some other fecal-derivative noun.
Wow, just curious, what region is that? Chicagoland here and most suburban schools are out, family on the east and west coast still have a few more weeks, North Carolina was out 2 weeks ago
nero4ty2
My 7yo did this last week, his name was dickle pickle because that’s what he calls his dill pickle pepperoni sandwich that he makes every morning while he sings his song, I’m a dickle, I’m a pickle, I’m a dickle pickle! Got it on video, will be replayed many years from now
2aLonely
cheesy popcorn is my spirit animal
Fargus57
"Chris P. Bacon". That news guy still cracks me up every time I think about it or see the video.
rockiesmagicnumber
There's a Denver weatherman named Chris Bianchi
Crispy Honkie
warpfactor1
She kinda looks like abigail spencer
Bytencoder
Do she?
bitemark
Pickle Gang! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWVuOWx2Nnl0ZGxyd3llcGFyY24xMWtianp5enJ2ZGJvZWZya3ZibiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/8aLQDT8BXSj7y/200w.webp
JackieTreehornProductions
Cannot believe nobody said "SIX SEVEN" ugh...
dripstone
supercalifragilisticexpialidociousl
“Well smack my ass and call me Judy!”
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
hi, wellslapmyassandcallmejudy, I'm Dad
southflhitnrun
I just want to give a quick shout out to Peter for standing on business! lmao
hetnkik999
Teacher teaching kids to spell nickel incorrectly smh
Teas
*incorrecktely
biglongusernamethatidontgiveashitabout
dang I missed out on this by about 30 years. That'd been fun.
Irishtrailrunner
Lotta pickles.
getthismanabeer
don't tickle 'em
lapus
I gave a 2nd grader I still call banana man because he said that was his name in kindergarten.
charondaboatman
Ewe Cango
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
"You can pick any name.." suure. Any name. Wanna bet on that?
Iinajoki360
I would absolutely love to but I work in middle school so also I would probably hate to
WellThatsOriginal
Teacher: What would you like your name to be today?
Me: Big Poppa
Teacher: 😯
Me: 😏
ForrestDwellingDonkey
Is my brain broken or is she writing backwards?
Eisingrumble
/gallery/KAVnsO4#funny
ISayGoodSirCouldIHaveSomeGoodChemicals
Chalupa Batman
GuitarsAndCodeAndRage
"Ok. Roll call. Where is Cheek-Anne Pick-Al?"
OmNachoMama
In Florida, they would accuse her of trying to make the kids transgender, and she'd be fired.
frischcode
Free Togo. You're Free Togo? Thanks! Bye!
ActualTttony
Frida Geaux
TyrCarter
or Frida Gomam
WhoIsFlabbergasted
Togo has been independent since 1960! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Togo
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
So why is it still here?
Aksuuuh
Sit down, Free Togo.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZmFhcHJia20zajRleHJ3cHNqOTFqdzAxd2F6amtucXVkdXZ3NnN4eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/96DeW8wUdpN96/200w.webp
tupacshomie
Well which is it?!
ForceAwakenWasLame
Last instruction was: free to go. So
frischcode
KiciaKicia
Peter 🤣…he was so serious
nelllybellly1
Could be Peter doesn't go by "he".
MrGhostbuster
With a great nickname comes great resposibility.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Pea tear griffin?
ItWasNotAcceptableIfNotToLiveForTheSakeOfPleasurableThings
bitemark
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZWZ5bHVlMnd4enFtN3RvZm9wMGtneWZ1cW16NWN3ZWwyYjRoZndyciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1APafwnHNjbwU5A48H/200w.webp
FrenziiTheIMP
Sugar Bear!
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
FYI, under GOP enacted Texas State Law, this fun exercise would require the teacher to contact each parent and notify them of the nickname their child would like to use at school if it differs from their birth certificate. This state is run by Nazis and I hate them.
onecatnokids
the first thing I thought - some nutcase parent would see this as part of indoctrination.
DV8fromNormal
Florida too. A teacher was fired for not using the name from the parent and using one the student preferred.
sailorjurai108
See I was thinking this might be a way to be maliciously compliant. Do this every day. It’s just a regular classroom activity. Call every parent until they just don’t care any more or care enough to tell their reps to ditch the law. Then when Henry keeps going by Hannah a little more often than by Baseball or Cheesesteak it slips by.
mrsdowneyjr
That's exactly what I was thinking
reallynotbob
Same. It makes the point that names are arbitrary. Everybody learns something, including the notified parents. “Your kid asked to go by Chicken Pickle.”
johnathanrossshoulddie
Light the fires you want to see in the world.
bamblebimble
Not nearly enough gasoline for that :/
Trollero
Don't try this with 12 yos
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Different kind of pickle
Gibleteousjack
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDdwdjN1YWtwMDFkYWFhYWgwYmVsMHRqdzZmOW04aHpucHo5YmZkaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3orifgJQDAiTQr5SyA/200w.webp
Stonemarter
Like the comedy act from Rowan Atkinson as the teacher?
Stonemarter
https://youtu.be/hhzuR-QUpWY?is=HrLZ3EZ9cd3l8zKd
LetThemEatPie
Deez Nuts
WhattaMattahYou
Dixie Wrecked
Mike Oxmaul
Atomic2
As a father of a 6 year old, I have a feeling she cut out the like 75% of kids who wanted to be called "poopy" or "butt" or some other fecal-derivative noun.
Findlocalsloths
As a primary school teacher, teaching children aged 10 to 12: I think I might actually do this at the end of the schoolyear. Ought to be fun!
nero4ty2
Isn’t that this week? 8th grade graduation is tonight for us
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nero4ty2
Wow, just curious, what region is that? Chicagoland here and most suburban schools are out, family on the east and west coast still have a few more weeks, North Carolina was out 2 weeks ago
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UncleScarwasright
imabadger
Dixie Normous
arikelrecords2000
Jenna Tulls
nutmegonyourdoodle
doctorId
Huge Janus
Sonicschilidogs
Barry McCockener. (Had that one on a review game today for finals in 2 days lol)
Septcanmat
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious Disestablishmentarianism Batman Joey Jo Jo Shabdoo Jr. the Third, Esquire
DesertMikeAZ
Wait till you hear about the longer version : antidisestablishmentarianism
DesertMikeAZ
Wait till you hear about longer version! Antidisestablishmentarianism
HowlingRollercoaster2
Princess Consuela banana hammock
joeyecho101
Cuss word. Cuss word. Cuss word. Cuss word. Dirty word. Dirty word. Dirty word. Peter. Dirty word. Cuss word. Cuss word. Dirty word.
Akurei00
Hey, Peter can be a dirty word too!
Marsupialmessiah
6 7, skibbidy toilet, ....
ArchMagos
Forgot the occasional insult that isnt a cuss, like stupid or (used ironically) Nimrod.
lukaself
Fun fact, in French "péter" means "to fart'.
Musicosity
So when something 'peters out' it's slowly tooting out of service.