IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
130346
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I'd need to be loaded with pain killers. NGL.
Jul 16, 2023 4:45 PM
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
130346
1906
62
I'd need to be loaded with pain killers. NGL.
NSFWfrontpage2
Is it really ok to wax your nose hairs like that? Aren't they there to filter a lot of the stuff you breath in?
ZebraThree
Lifesforliving
A stranger would tell him about laser treatment. A true friend keeps their mouth shut and videos it, just for a laugh.
NLOVNI
Hair today. Gone tomorrow.
dudechaos
So much wrong here...even just ergonomics. Like yanking up like that has no control or strength. Let alone the initial stupidity she is either going to tear a rotator cuff or an ear off. Like what in the world...
BeckyLookAtHerButt
The mother assists their offspring in emerging from its cocoon.
thelonepunman
Wax On! Wax Off!
vilikke
Bonus: Ears off
Nocturnalswitch
This is some dominatrix service, because doing an entire section like that is unnecessary, she's going to injure his neck yanking on it, and his EAR WAS BLEEDING
TA2019
1) that girl is an absolute, actual sadist lmao. 2) I'm half surprised one of those earrings didn't come out with the wax
nekosupernova
I'm surprised the waxer let him keep the earrings in. Given the haphazard way she's ripping the wax off, I'm guessing she doesn't care too much about that.
shaggybeard
If you look closely she ripped a chunk of skin off the top of his left ear.
starwingcorona
Looking at how she yanked I'm shocked the ear didn't come with it. You'd think that would be an isolated sheet.
hwatL4bloopy
He's bleeding from the ear.
Crispy4Skin
MrHappySmiles
Now he’s squeaky clean…
caldella
This man looks a few steps short of medical shock; not that I blame him.
nicilaskin
his ear was bleeding ... that is awful and not the right way to do it
awesalots
Wow - he handled that better than I would
teacher745
This seems like a bad idea.
insertwittyjoke
Yup, can't be healthy for the skin
ThatRaccoonGuy
shit do I wish I could afford this but also OW
cryborg
cryborg
"Funyuns"
DarthDrizzt42
Wasn't this shot real?
cryborg
Yes. Also the actress didn't know how to do it and didn't use anything to protect his nipples.
TheMellowPeril
Oww
PinkEater
rokucitymayor
Mating ritual
gablestout
DarkZalgo
Because the hair in your nose and ears serves a specific function and ripping them out prevents them from doing said function.
PinkEater
JeffGodofBiscuits
I'm a little confused as to who actually got paid in this one
Imback42
Not a question of who gets paid, rather what did he pay for...
pianostacatto
It was advertised as a good time. Though, it did not specify for whom.
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
I imagine us, since we're having a good time watching it.
DaveSamsonite
It tore skin off his ear. You could see blood on the yellow molding plastic
JeffGodofBiscuits
DaveSamsonite
Tible19
The bottom typically pays for s&m
awesalots
Damn, Jeff, God of Biscuits - best comment I’ve seen in a while
JeffGodofBiscuits
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
Yes
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heyletsbefriends
and you didnt even bother to include the 69 part
Rookieragequit
I DIDN'T INCLUDE THE 69.Oh no, this has never happened before
JeffGodofBiscuits
Rookieragequit
GuggelPlayer
Cropped like my grandmoms mind
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
what was the comment?
Mightyn0ob
I too would like to know, for science.
GuggelPlayer
The comment got 69 upvotes so they posted image of it, but cropped the upvotes out showing basically nothing
CaptainHyperbole
Totallycasual
Jesus, she nearly tore his fucking ear off when she ripped hard on the end of the head bit, she really should have made sure the ear bit was free of the main one before yanking like that.
Stormycakes
It’s really not a good idea to do huge areas like that. You need a really focused directional force to rip the hairs up and out with minimal pain. Also helps to pull the skin taut a bit in the opposite direction you’re pulling which you obviously can’t do if you’re doing someone’s entire damn back and neck in one go. Plus, she’s got to be taking off so much skin like that. Just… so much no.
ComradeBinch
Oh god so many technical things wrong with this whole situation
lapus
I don't see any hair on the wax.
draek1
I barely even saw the wax....
cryborg
Hey you're right. Only a little in the ears and nose.
lapus
Yep. Not saying that didn't hurt, but she wouldn't be pulling hair out of a head that fast.
cryborg
Maybe this was a lost bet.
ELKronos
Maybe he was trying to remove the skin
desolatorx
Bc he prob shaved clean or completed a more realistic wax job before doing this shit on camera.
gabicraina
The real treasure is the hair you meet along the way.
xizar
When I got my pubes waxed, after awhile, the hairs got fine enough you'd not see much on the wax.
bananafor5cale21
I did see blood though
lapus
Where?
Soufange
On the first ear that came out
bananafor5cale21
After she pulls out left ear wax
lapus
I wonder if they pulled out a zit or just ripped off skin.
MisterRekt
Came from the top of his ear.
69thStPepper
Got a fair bit out of his nose
lapus
Yeah, that was poor prep on his part.
Lunchbox1988
Pixels
endyrr
That because it's all melted cheese
sneakypoo
I've never seen anyone do their whole head like that. Also, I think she's enjoying that a little too much :D
TheGoodGirth
As the only one who seems to know what is actuallu going on, what is actually going on?
sneakypoo
I mean, it's a waxing? Not a whole lot to understand really. They put hot wax on you, let it cool down a bit and then rip it off to get rid of hair on your body. This is the largest amount of wax I've ever seen applied at once though.
sneakypoo
That sounded quite condescending. That was not the intent.
richardstinks
All I gotta say is "Nooooooooooooo!" Just no.
OhIfIMust
Is no-one going to talk about the blood??
DoctorNinjah
I thought it's pretty normal when scalping yourself
Gayforbae
I know I was, but I'm kinda a sadist...
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Can we take a moment to appreciate her upper body strength? That was probably hard af to rip off like that.
marnett05
Must be like peeling the plastic off of new tech
soulsick
Wait until you try the wax dildo for ass hairs
Talbotous
Pretty sure he's shaved bald and no hairs are coming out of his head. Ngl tho them nose and ear hairs make up for it. Ouch
yaddiex3
If he doesn't have hair on his head, why would he get it waxed?
FuryFuryMon
he wants to be baby silky smooth and not sand paper or prickly
Mxlespxles
Ribbit and rip it!
vaxilist11
She would make a great dominatrix
DoctorNinjah
He seems pretty content afterwards. You can actually see the moment where the endorphins kick in
Zetor
Her "other" job:
meskarune
I sorta want to work as a dominatrix but idk how to start.
blainetog
Less of a job, more of a calling.
NaughtButOne
blainetog
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
I'm gonna need some science points for this
LadyNaween
Cam "Hannibal" Damage
lostpasswordforaccountsentaticketishouldbebacksoononmymainsoon
who is this, i am swooning
LadyNaween
Cam "Hannibal" Damage
ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode
@BotDrawA scientist searching the internet
BotDrawA
@ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode Here's your drawing of a "scientist searching the internet"
BotDrawA
@ThisprogramcannotberuninDOSmode Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "scientist searching the internet"
Kirj4v4
"other"?
zsefvgb
@botdraws meme crossover of: "they're both the same" from the office & "always has been" with the autronauts
NeoDarkElf
@botdrawa meme crossover of "they're both the same" and "always were"
BotDrawA
@NeoDarkElf Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "meme crossover of "they're both the same" and "always were", kawaii chibi anime style, tyndall effect"
BotDrawA
@NeoDarkElf Here's your drawing of a "meme crossover of "they're both the same" and "always were""
WorstShotEver
So that was not what we ordered
wingweaver415
Doubt she does this normally. Why would anyone have nails lile that if this is what they do for a living.
hetherweaversmagic
STFU
wingweaver415
Ok
theschnubbeldidupp
As a woman: you do not know what woman are able to do on a regular basis with nails like that. I've seen cleaners with that kind of nails doing a better job than the ones with short nails.
wingweaver415
Seems like it would make the job harder then neccesary no?
theschnubbeldidupp
Not necessarily - notice how she places her fingers. Woman with this kind of nails develope a different kind of grabbing things. It's a question of what you are used to do. It's the same way, some people grab pencils or brushes differently. Sometimes it looks weird, but they are as good as others or even better
YourLatinLover
Let it rip!! 😎
Canadoug
Rip and tear
sneakypoo
Until it is done
DonDerper
BEYBLADEE
MaybeIllDisappear
DON'T pull hair out of your nose! It could cause ingrown hairs and abscesses which could be deadly. Trimming nose/ear hairs is much safer.
tankerofquetzals
🙄
Firesealb99
well holy shit I never knew that, been pulling out my nose hair for years.
forResearchPurposesOnly
I used to pull the occasional long nose hair. Then I got older and it wasn’t so occasional. Also at the same time I noticed I’d get sinus infections more often then not soon after.
KoRplussomeletters
God I fucking hate my nose hairs.
DildoMussolini
I've tried trimmers and it makes them sharp and pokey, or it just rips them out anyway. If potential abcesses are my only recourse against slowly turning into a sasquatch, it's a price I'm willing to pay.
agreeablebug69
If the wax ‘in’ the ear opening isn’t applied and removed completely properly, there could be suction and pulling that hard could destroy an ear drum
Death83
Thank you thank you. Staph infections are no joke .
Sarvoth
Had this happen to me, just by shaving the hairs OUTSIDE, UNDER MY NOSE, and got a abscess that was in my nose and caused one of the worst experiences in my entire life.
pejabenav
I like to layer them for that retro ready for disco look
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Wait pulling hairs causes ingrows and abscesses? Huh that makes sense and explains a lot actually
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl
Didn't know that. Thanks!
GuitaristDom
Today I just learned not to pull out my nasal hair. Not that it's something I really do
BigMoFace
You ain't my mutha
hateanyway
interesting, the nose shares a blood system more directly with the brain than the rest of the head.
Jmarie453
Yes! Also, your nose hairs filter out pollutants and biological contaminants the best they can, and they can't when they don't exist. The membranes inside your nose are also more permeable than normal skin and open wounds/micro wounds from waxing are no bueno.
RandyRandalman
As someone who has a septal perforation, can confirm. Your nasal and sinus tract can be fucked by so many things
aap71
yeah, but how does THAT lead to stabbing pain, watering eyes and spazzy sneezing? huh?
Schnauz
This is what I was gonna say! Get yourself a manual nose hair trimmer, they’re cheap and effective and will last forever
nero4ty2
I’ve never had one last for more than a year, get a different one every time and they all fail quickly
wizardOTC
Username relevant??
thatshytidontlike
Do you have a recommendation for a good brand? I got a Manscape and it absolutely SUCKS
bs3080foshizzle
Use it as a fleshlight then.
iReleaseEndorphins
Panasonic makes a compact electric trimmer that works very well.
HeyWhaddaya
So much useful information on Imgur. Seriously.
peterbozeman
I tried a bunch. The best I have found is: ROYAL - Gold Nose Hair Trimmer for Men "Golden Birdie" [Made in Korea]
2graves
That's what I use
Schnauz
zacknotzatch
This is the best one I've ever used. Doesn't pull the hairs. Impossible to cut yourself so you can really get in there. Takes AA batteries which I think I've only had to replace once or twice in several years.
Schnauz
I use this one, my nostrils are pristine. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089N7VQCG
L4t3xs
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whiterabbit99
I had never seen anything like this before. I'm from Australia we just use scissors.
justworkdamnyou
Ok so that has to be the most terrifying looking grooming device I've ever seen.
Catumi
It's pretty safe the blades are on the inside of the spikey tip.
sabrinadiesatdawn
I've been putting off buying something like this for years. Can I use it in my ears, too?
Schnauz
You can, nose is easier though
Cucumberclouds
When you say manual nose hair trimmer, do you mean scissors?
KruenchyPetzo
🪒
Schnauz
No, like this https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089N7VQCG
SmolderingBanana
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Cucumberclouds
That is so much cooler than I could have anticipated!
AdmiralJohn
And nose hair iks the first stage of filtering air as you inhale.
TK421isAFK
Wait, what? Fuck...I might have this problem.
SmilinSloth
I personally only trim the ones that make it outside my nose. Nose hair is a super important defense for our body as it catches alot of illnesses before they enter the body. Which then is covered in mucus and neutralizing it, so I don't understand the whole need to keep them super short. Am I missing something or is this just a fashion thing?
CreativeThief
I have my ears and nose waxed once a month simply because it feels great (similar to the first breath when chewing mints or finally soothing that itch on your back) and it's hilarious to watch the old farts behind me squirm. FIY, it doesn't hurt. Especially if your barber looks like Wolverine.
FerbErrger
Thick wirery nose hairs really tickle when they get long enough to touch the other side
RandyRandalman
If by fashion thing you mean "Men are supposed to be as hairless as possible" then kinda yeah
SMB42
I have trichotillomania so for me it's important to keep hair short or I will pull it out. Haha I imagine there's very few adults like me tho..
SmilinSloth
I never even consider that, thanks! Learn something new everyday
Surisuule
I trim mine down when the get long enough to tickle and make me sneeze. I guess that's sort of their job, but sneezing every time i breathe too heavily gets old fast.
Agarast
This should be the top comment. Thanks.
kingkongkeom
TK421isAFK
I did this to my little brother a long time ago, but with a Q-Tip and superglue. He was passed out at a party, mostly from being exhausted (not alcohol, though he did have a few beers). I had put a few drops of superglue on the Q-Tip, and quickly twisted it in his nose. He woke up to the sharp sting of superglue fumes in his nostrils, and ripped the Q-Tip out. A small chunk of skin came out with a few dozen hairs. Screaming was involved. I almost regret doing it.
CapitalNick
I had an ingrown that came out the FRONT OF MY NOSE, ROOT FIRST, when I went to squeeze a little black dot one day.
newsguycraigevans
reddles
That must have been oddly satisfying.
CapitalNick
My reaction was what can only be described as relief, disappointment, and bewilderment all rolled into one.
Hairarse
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Free nose piercing.
CapitalNick
To think that little fucker drilled its way all the way through my nose.
circlebreaker
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
BRB, checking my nose for black dots
CapitalNick
I thought it was a blackhead.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
pullingsixty
I read the same article yesterday. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/is-it-safe-to-wax-nose-hair_l_64a2e33de4b0c7e9d8e8c006
ChickenLord666
I like when I pull a really long one out and his has a little bit of brain on the end
AnastasiaM007
Are you talking about a hair or a booger?
YpsilantiRomani
Why is it that every waxer seems to love ripping the the wax off with evil glee
Shovi
One of my aunts loves popping pimples, whenever i visited she would want to pop some, when i was younger she would even offer money so i would let her do it...
Tible19
I have a skin picking disorder, I see removing blemishes and infections as really satisfying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Gayforbae
Its her kink.
FreeSpankings
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
neverdouttheworm
Then she ripped the hair from my b-hole
YpsilantiRomani
Idk the people I know that are doing what they love have no life work balance, & are exhausted all the time
FlatPlutoSociety
Find me a single service industry worker who *wouldn't* enjoy inflicting pain on their customers if they were given half a chance.
GoldenBrownApples
That's a good point. I asked my waxer why she got into waxing and she straight up told me she just loves ripping hair off of people. So it must just be a thing? To be fair, it is pretty satisfying to do. I wax my legs and underarms myself, but I go to her for my downstairs garden. I'm too scared I'm gonna wax my legs shut if I try it on myself.
Silbonito
Your blunt honesty not only made me laugh but made me glad to know their others you have thoughts like these that couldn't be admitted elsewhere
GoldenBrownApples
Glad I could make you laugh! To be fair though, one of my friends did try to wax her own nethers and she did get her basment lips stuck together. So that's where my fear originated.
Silbonito
coolusernameperson
BASEMENT LIPS
Soufange
OOF
FishieStardust
Hey don't be too hard on yourself. My esthetician told me that when it comes to her privates, she has another esthetician take care it
Soufange
I got mine waxed 2 years ago while on a trip and let out the most awkward "hyeeugh!!" Sounds while crying. The girl laughed and said even wax vets cry because it's a super tender area. Felt so damn smooth tho. Worth it.
FishieStardust
One million percent worth it. Wax around once ever 5ish weeks vs shaving several times every week. Mine is a fantastic conversationalist, and that is an excellent distraction (and she's a hottie). She also taught me to pull the skin tight when you're pulling off the wax (also a useful tip for pulling off things like bandaids)
meskarune
I just let my hair grow
eeps
I used to wax my own bikini line. It hurt. A lot. And was very difficult to do. I tried to do a Brazilian at home. Huge mistake, wax didn't want to pull off because the angle was wrong. Had to use baby oil to get it off. Pain and tears.
HaikuSorrow
Been there. The pain is incredible, it was so difficult, and led to ingrowns - never again! (Living the laser life now, ingrowns gone, never going back).
happywalker
needs more screaming :-P
Shovi
I would have screamed, full on scream, it makes the pain go away faster than holding it in.
happywalker
sometimes that's even recommended :-P https://www.wired.com/2015/07/absurd-creature-of-the-week-tarantula-hawk/
TheJanskyy
Oh I hate that he pulls them one at a time. The poor guy now knows the pain but he has to get the second one done. That's really evil
Jandegrote
That is what friends are for.