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Sep 19, 2016 1:49 PM
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frazierracing
FUCK OFF real life Flanders!
HowDoYouDoMrMagoo
This guy has the most punchable face ever.
djaiaueifich
Hated this movie. It just felt like jason bitching the whole time. He was a teenager the whole movie
lovebuds44
tried booze?
kprez
tcheph
TIL i need a haircut.
drmonocular
Well articulated
needanewusername
drawception
LOL, this is totally me 10 years ago
UmbralEntity
Don't get married, boys. There's nothing in it for you anymore.
billtom4
Best part of that movie, it's so true it hurts
waspy17
I posted this over a year ago! But hey thanks for the point (if you gave me a point that is).
billtom4
I was browsing random lol
StoChastic84
Sigh...I have that very haircut. And suit. And shoes. And desire for a shotgun.
JonathanCain
the ONLY scene in this entire movie I found actually funny.
GeneralRuben
What movie was this
znuff
Vacation (2015)
Idrinkforevil
This movie was so underrated.
tamalero
what is this movie?
CarllJohnson
We're the Millers
rudejohn
"Grossed over seven times its $37 million budget, earning over $150 million in North America and $119 million internationally."
supremepooperscooper
it doesn't matter what haircut he gets, Jason Sudekis always looks like a mildly disappointed accountant
sonianosia
very true, but he's weirdly attractive...or am I weirdly attracted to him?
supremepooperscooper
I think he's attractive too in a cute coworker kind of way
sonianosia
yes! that's exactly it :P
kingflurpynurps
Ryukishi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2PZ0m2M7Io
solomonsmall
Thanks
fireking50
+1 for source
RyenTTD
Thank you for the source o/
Papasmurfblueballs
eliquo
Are women up to their asses in self-help videos a stereotype? Is that a thing?
rainbowjo
I know it's a joke but that made me sad. The idea that someone's partner could be so unhappy and all he'd care about is how she looked.
Okiegoon
Doesn't have to be that. Wife has cooking shows DVR'ed out the ass. How many things has she made from one? Zero. Everyone has their thing.
ISellUsedPantiesToStrangersInDarkAlleys
Yes. It is. Or mabye not just videos. But books, and Dr Phil as well. You know the type? That always have "the answer"?
ISellUsedPantiesToStrangersInDarkAlleys
That couldn't live but now thy found paleodiet and are going to Chile, and are their own bosses etc etc Chiapudding!
BlondeDracula
He really had the white boy, pot dealing, haircut to begin with though
UhBell
He was a pot dealer
ArcaneLucario
but he didnt want that haircut, he wanted some kind of hair cut that made him seem normal/like a family man. or something like that
Yorowozordhorry
But he doesn't want that type of haircut because he was going to smuggle weed into the US, that's the whole point of this scene...
NotSoAngryGuy
The only part I remember in that movie. Apart from Jennifer Aniston stripping.
Unquote
Casey telling the flight attendant she's being doing mostly anal and Kenny choking on water though...
TheOneTheyCallSir
For those who don't know it's Meet the Millers
SirDistic
PUT THE FUCKING MOVIE TITLE IN THE GODDAMN POST SOMEWHERE SO LAZY ASSHOLES LIKE ME CAN KNOW WHAT MOVIE IT IS. Damn, is that so hard?
Saldus
Were the millers
Artfulsparton
now they're not
funnyaccepted
All haircuts have a name. This one must have a name.
hereforcake
Ha, I just watched this episode.
DoctorClef
"I need an haircut pretty soon, but not yet"
animatic
Work Tool, Office Tool, some kind of tool.
adeepermystery
A haircut has no name.
xiaodown
"The Drone"
SummerOfBees
I suspect I would have loved this movie if I hadn't made the inconceivably massive mistake of watching it with my parents.
fluffstermcmuffin
I watched Borat at work with my boss, so I totally understand. I die a little inside every time I remember it.
Blrp0
Did your dad cry during the above scene?
EchoOfSnac
I don't watch films with my parents unless it's an epic-style story such as The Hobbit or Star Wars, some kind of non-comedy such as →
EchoOfSnac
2005's Stay (which starred Ewan McGregor) or Inception or A.I., or some PG-13 comedy such as 50 First Dates or Escanaba in da Moonlight. →
EchoOfSnac
The most vulgar film I have seen personally is Pulp Fiction, but I will likely see Deadpool sometime. I usually hate films which are →
EchoOfSnac
dirty just for the sake of dirtiness, especially if they try to make it funny, but there are some good films out there which use the crude →
EchoOfSnac
content well.
Yorowozordhorry
I made the same mistake when I saw Step Brothers in theaters with my mom, who is one of those conservative christian types...
onlyveganreplys
meh they still have hope....ive been cutting my own hair for years now
kingjamesversion2point0
now
GraAnoisAgusGoDeo
I cut my own hair for the first time this week. Me now
PirateRubberDuck
I tried that once. Didn't go well.
freebodydiagram
I've been cutting my hair for years. There's been more than one buzz cut to cover the mistake. Hair grows back.
bigbootybigfoot
I cut my bangs this weekend, went to a hairdresser to have them fixed, at least a 1000 times worst.
skelitor120
I mean, I just shave my hair short every now and then so I don't have to worry about washing it, so you still have hope as well.
TristonCarter
That explains a lot.
interestiinggggg
Ouch
GregAllen024
Not all of us remember the Flow-Bee generation.
EZhurst
thats what i use lol
zombiefarmboy
*Until the day I cut my own throat...* - @onlyveganreplys, probably
EscarFrazzle
Denial is the first step of grieving.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
If you haven't shaved it yet to save on time and effort, there's still hope, even for you.
EZhurst
I've been cutting since freshman year of high school
EZhurst
Cutting my hair*
kingjamesversion2point0
Now I feel weird. I started cutting my own hair in college.
pierresito
Same... is this not as common as I thought. They literally sell clippers in walmart
kingjamesversion2point0
Just what I did. Had no car in college, and wasn't gonna pay $5 for a shave. Just went to Walmart when friends did and got a clipper.
CentsVern7
Painfully accurate
princessmoonbeamofthenorth
We need labor reform
RadicalDud
For some sad jagoffs, but not for many others.
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Kinda sad how many up votes that got, right?
fufuwewe
very sad. People are taught to put up with way too much. Good remainder for me who has in the past put up with too much.
LavaAxe
JAGOFF
Hemispheres
Yinzers!
GivesMeTrills
Heck yes!
MooseBacon
jagoff is now officially in the Oxford dictionary
idontevenknowsillymonkey
All I could think of was "suck my jagon" http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/116419/suck-my-jaggon-o.gif
GoneMadBrb
And now it's an official word! http://www.wpxi.com/news/jagoff-added-to-oxford-english-dictionary/446723794
TallCan
Can not hear that word without thinking about Hank Schrader
DoctorSharkface
i see what you've done there.
kkus
Really hope Jagoff doesn't become anybody's boss any time soon...
DoctorSharkface
maybe. people like him exist to teach lessons to other people.
defnotwinning
So glad "yinz" caught that too
Talmorean
AlkeneThiol
Ooh is this the actual drawing?? I gave up around update 13
ZOMGNO
Was there a follow up to that? I forgot to favourite the post to check
Talmorean
He gave like 45 updates lol. Jagoff came back w/client, saw trashed office, lost it. Got in trouble for golfing and not being at work.
ZOMGNO
Yeah, I got to the point where OP went home..... I just wondered if there was a next day post.
Muttons1337
He mentioned he'd update either today or tomorrow
Talmorean
Ah gotcha, not that I saw.