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NoForethought
Or he's appreciating his handy work as he comes back to bleach everything.
AGamer
FP Edit: Where United dumps all the "Volunteers".
autnaut
He has an elevated sense of humor.
nomatta922
After flying home on United, the elevator in parking garage seemed normal...
FlightRisk3154
Plot twist: is schizophrenic who forgot his medication today.
angrysnowsquid
Gingers don't really need to worry about evil due to their lack of souls
clichecomments
"Man, that's like the third time this week I've found a dead body in this parking garage"
avenlanzer
Schizophrenic hallucinations are best just ignored...
MostOfTheTimeMyGifsAreBetterThanYours
Guess he is just late. If i was late i wouldnt care about some dead people also.
Amonrob
Glad I missed THAT office party.
EnthusiasticJazzHands
"Thought I buried these....oh well"
M1L3S
The official winner of the "not my job, not my care" award goes to this guy!
Oscarwildebastardson
Maybe he's a psycho.
Anonawesome
Almost like all of them are actors because it would be insanely dumb to risk some guy who's conceal carrying being there.
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
jakethetao
He prolly sees dead people no one else can see all the time and this is just another day at the office
bukobg
Good thing that these pranks aren't staged.
MissDashLisa
Or he's schizophrenic and is used to ignoring the hallucinations
StayClassyPonyBoy
Criminals often revisit the scene of the crime
waynethainsane
Always watch the watchers.
XenoCore
Why?
Lezbedevious
Well anyone who creates something also wants to see how people react and marvel at their creation, is another reason
StayClassyPonyBoy
The reasons vary. Some for the rush, some wanna get caught , some forget their pens apparently
ILikeUsernamesMakingFunOfNoMoreUsernamesBeingAvailable
Skizzlesnap
Or as he calls it Tuesday.
CaptainPawfulFox
Source?
RoadArchie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icBXcvCZfGs&list=PL0XHkAy96suUzqIPG2Us_jOZhdB9Y9_z1&index=3
AmericanBeasty
"Oh right! Thaaaats where I left them!" - that guy probably
TheYoungGod
People are overdramatizing this. It's probably more like: "I'm not taking the fucking stairs up 15 stories. If I die, I die."
WideAwakeNightmare
I get a Dave Foley vibe from that guy big time.
peachesforme
<3 Dave Foley. I hope he is doing well.
yuyufan43
He's been a guest on It's Always Sunny a number of times. :) Still funny!
peachesforme
Yes! that is where i saw him last. i couldn't remember where. and then the one is into voice acting which is nice.
yuyufan43
Yeah, he was great as Flik in A Bug's Life. :)
WideAwakeNightmare
As do I and the same for the rest of those ruffians in The kids in the hall.
ericktheblue
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/bsBkLAr
Oddfish
Is Daria a good show? Never watched it myself. But it seems to get periodically referenced enough as though it holds cultural significance.
spacemanspiff1
Mike Judge made it after Bevis and butthead. It's different, but I love anything that man makes
MotherfuckinFalcoandShit
Mike Judge had absolutely nothing to do with th show aside from creating the character as an extra in B&B. Good series, regardless.
ericktheblue
It's a great show if you like sarcasm, cynicism, and grew up in the 90s.
Cheomesh
Strostkovy
That's gotta be awkward when he gets out on his floor
Bortus
Ahahah, I would just stand and wait in the elevator until someone opens the door to be standing in front of the bodies. Then just walk out.
myr14d
I'd have my friends there to take pictures as I walk out. Like: Yeah, I did that, I'm a badass stone cold killer. Yep.
Strostkovy
Repeatedly push the door close button while maintaining eye contact.
JDJersey
Or he's seen carnage you can't possibly imagine
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
pres2pond
It's pretty easy to tell by the smell if they're really dead or pranking.
snowy129
http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/103/1033448/marvel-ultimate-alliance-2-20091008034649997.jpg
Blastergv9
"Fuckin noobs didn't even double tap the back of the head"
Roshure
I bet he asked him self if he should finish them off lol.
BlueKarat
Potato, potato.
Daytona84
or he's into some weird stuff
icelandicsealbear
Bodies in the elevator? Must be Tuesday. Charlie Chuckles gets his shots on Wednesday. Needs them twice a week if you ask me.
Weissicles
probably schizo and thinking he's imagining it, i remember hearing a few stories of people pretending they're dead or hurt with no reaction.
liseh
Or he's actually blind
SmashBusterZ
Or Fargo.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
"Looks like my PTSD acting up again. Weird, these ones don't look like the guys in my old unit."
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Write that book!
KeeleonOhms
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
mormacil
United employee?
Zelkon527
wizardofkek
whenImAloneIDivideByZero
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vo76Y6OcM60
aboxacaraflatafan
Did you see the glee on his face?? He's CREATED more carnage than you can imagine.
theCoCaCobanana
Or he reaaally doesn't want to take the stairs
SlightlyAfraid
That's not enough blood, they are okay.
ratfaceddog
That will buff right out.
PersonenschadenImGleisbett
also the smell...
labmonkey4life
Youhaventthoughtofthesmellyoubitch.gif
SlightlyAfraid
Nothing like grandmas house
WildotheDildo
Oh
KukuloPhoto
This is how I imagine Creed would respond. Or for that matter Stanley
KeeleonOhms
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
LastGhettoAstronaut
"C'mon, not this again!"
KongMD
*laughtrack*
dryerlint777
Pulls out several guns and knives*
Darkspire
"I didn't even do it this time."
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
"God...the boss is gonna kill me"
TheMagicalMushroom
"Unless I... kill... him..."
bongles
"heh.. Mondays"
ParsleySage
Oh, great, another flashback!
Rivalyn
*sniffs* "I don't smell shit, must be a gag.
hammersquirrel
BritishBatman
Or schizophrenic
ImACraftyHooker
So he still saw some carnage, just no one else did.
DranoelTheGreat
Oh wow what a plot twist +1
Beezlebubble
I remember the story involving this.
TooFunkToDrunction
Yeah same
fenderheavy
The one about the guy coming down to the kitchen to his roommates covered in fake blood and what not? Yeah...that one really got to me.
IFkWthmysckson
Slowly smiles. Unzips fly and walks in.
barzz4daze
notgoingtoarrestyou
i'd step it up and pose before they open their eyes...
imanatheistdebateme
Awesome.
notgoingtoarrestyou
and what the fuck!? that comment...
ThatFellow
Reminds me of the schizophrenic person whose friends pulled a prank like this without knowing, and when he didn't react they got real upset.
Mmmbopanddropit
That's what I was going to say! What if he thought it wasn't real maybe he is schizophrenic you never knkwn
TKBarbus
I was looking for this comment
isildur
1/2 Unless there is a reliable source on this, I'd file this as an urban-legend. Not that people don't hallucinate, but it sounds like
isildur
2/2 a story even more likely to be made up to be spooky.
TheAdventurousAlbino
Is there a video of this? Links please
ThatFellow
Him not reacting being due to thinking it was a hallucination, not his murdered friend.
ruferto
understandable,i hear voices so i tend to not react at first to people saying things i don't think they would normally say
TheFirstSineOfMadness
What kind of Inflatable ball sacks?
JhericFury
Was that from a cracked article, or reddit ama or something?
ThatFellow
I can't remember exactly, but I think it might have been a confession bear here on imgur.
JhericFury
Cool, i knew i remembered that story from somewhere.
RiddlingVenus0
It was a confession bear. I remember seeing it a couple years ago.
OSCgal
Confession bear sounds right. I remember that. He hadn't told his friends about the schizophrenia b/c of the stigma.
AgentNSFW
easybrz
What was the conclusion to this guys trial, did he get multiple life sentences or death?
blmh88
Will always upvote this
flavinbagel
I just went and saw Power Rangers at that theater. Would you believe their tickets are incredibly cheap?
Tamzzzzzz
They're not cheap because of the theater...they're cheap because it's fucking Aurora
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Tamzzzzzz
I'm gonna need a ride!!
RedUmbrella
Had to come back for your +1
n7pixel
Every time this makes me laugh.
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
Hahaha this is great +1
TheFirstCurse
i swear, this will never not be funny +1
koalatyassurance
I always feel so bad for laughing at this, but it's so damn funny.
LoffPhoenix
Carrot top not again
PotatoFarmerInMars
Who is this?
KangInDaNarth
Theater shooter
Gherkincensed
Not the real shooter, there were special ops guys that shot and left out side door...frame job on poor guy, likely due to his dad's enemies.
KangInDaNarth
Really? First time i've heard of this...
Efreeti
mastercontributhor
See now you've taken it too far.
shoulkion
100% favorite short story
kidkanuck
Souce?
thetain
Aurora, Colorado movie theater shooting
Icommentwithnospaces
The guy that shot up movie theatre
ArcTrooperFives
During the Batman movie
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Too many puns coming to mind