Big TP at it again :)

Jul 30, 2026 1:41 AM

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Cases of cyclosporiasis, a stomach-churning parasitic infection known for causing explosive diarrhea, have now reached 45 states as infections climb well into the thousands.

There have been 6,707 laboratory-confirmed cases of the illness since May 1, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said in its weekly update on Tuesday. There have been 423 hospitalizations and no deaths, per the agency.

Federal health authorities are still investigating the sources of what they believe to be multiple separate outbreaks, the largest of which is centered in Michigan.

The largest outbreak has been linked to iceberg lettuce grown by produce giant Taylor Farms in central Mexico, prompting the company to initiate a recall. Read more at the link in our bio.

Pure Michigan.

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I didn't know those fat, greasy redneck MAGATs ate that much salad. I figured they just heaved bacon and pork in their mouths.

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I had it two or three weeks ago i think, not sure the source given the lengthy incubation time. The diarrhea thankfully wasnt too bad for me, not much worse than average food poisoning vs food borne illness ive had, but the muscle aches were terrible, it was super fucking weird, just my whole body ached from the tips of my toes to the top of my scalp. Given the minor diarrhea i didnt think id actually had it until i read about the muscle aches as a symptom too.

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It's illegal to transport cases of explosive diarrhea across state lines without a federal license.

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Michigan is counting more because we have a competent State Department of Health and Human Services ( public health)

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This is what the brain worm meant when he said "we've got this under control"

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Looks like some Americans haven't been taking their Ivermectin.

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So poetically metaphorical

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An older white lady in a 250 Year Celebration shirt in Texas mentioned in conversation with my coworker that she'd been sick with the runs for about two weeks.

While it's not conclusive, I think she got what she voted for.

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Keep in mind a lot of states see a low but regular number of cases of this disease every year, so if it's light blue, then it's probably NOT part of the outbreak

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We literally chose diarrhea forever over everyone gets a puppy. To own the libs.

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I chose the puppies

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Well, shit.

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Worst time to be #2, Ohio.

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This is still happening ?!?

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This is what happens when republicans defund all the preventive measures to stop this stuff.

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okay, so America cuts their food inspection programs and ends up with this. Canada keeps their food inspection programs as they are and has no outbreaks of this.

anyone else see the benefit of good food inspection programs?

don't know it it was a joke or not with this Regime but there was a suggestion that people should start boiling the iceberg lettuce.

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Sad thing is the numbers are not correct because we can’t afford to be tested and just try to live with it.

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Bidet, all day.

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As a Michigander its too late for us save yourself. But wildly I know its around but I dont know of anyone at work or friends/family that's gotten it yet but that's sheer luck honestly

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It's officially an epshitdemic now. Citizens are advised to stay home, avoid contact with neighbors, children, and delivery persons, and to only flush once. National Guard trucks will be visiting neighborhoods delivering toilet paper, water, and fiber supplements shortly.

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The US is exploding internally.

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I would call diarrhea an external explosion

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Taco Time Northwest uses local lettuce.

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I'm in Massachusetts, I just watched a woman with two kids at the local super marker buying Taylor Farms vegetable medley, and caesar salad.
I hope she knows what's going on.

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Makes me feel better about being here in NM. It may have been 100° with 40% humidity today, but at least we don't have explosive diarrhea.

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Is Michigan winning?

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It’s a pretty big advantage having a huge water source nearby in almost every direction so they can just keep it going around the clock.

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Who knows. Their laboratories have identified more than double the CDC cases, which means that none of this data is reliable.

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At painting the town brown? They sure are.

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Did it start in Flint, MI by chance?

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Better get Donald the extra strength depends.

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Shit, the whole country...

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That would be a funny headline. The President gets taken out by lettuce.

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Like he eats vegetables.

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That would require him being within 5 feet of fresh produce to get this particular strain

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Should make one saying "You have died from a preventable disease". It will come in handy for the US right now.

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Got this like a year ago

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Aye

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*Trump lettuce

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Not mexico. They are a US company.

Taylor Fresh Foods, Inc., doing business as Taylor Farms, is an American-based producer of fresh-cut fruits and vegetables, based in Salinas, California.

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Base location doesn't mean only location.

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They are a US company but I believe that the suspect lettuce was sourced from Mexican farms.

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This is correct. The lettuce in question is sourced from central Mexico.

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Yeah, you can get reports saying anything when you Bribe this admin with millions of dollars. Funny how that works.

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Hey now, it’s called “lobbying” and totally different from bribing

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Reports have bounced back and forth depending on who the administration feels like blaming.

Did you know that farms are inspected every three years in the US. Here is some excellent coverage:

Planet Money: Big Lettuce meets Small Intestine

Episode webpage: https://www.npr.org/2026/07/22/nx-s1-5903288/taylor-farms-lettuce-cyclospora-taco-bell-explosive-diarrhea

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I wouldn't count on routine inspections being done or done well on farms owned by a company that gives money to Trump and seems to have some pull with him.

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I should have been clearer... The US only inspects every three years. Absolutely brutal.

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