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SuicideSlide
Eat shit you cheese stealing little fucker!
Kevinbfree
What could possibly go wrong?
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
*record scratch* well I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situ— BLAM!
Toxi
It would be even more so if the corpse was disposed of by a little monster truck.
BravestToaster
The best part is this was probably because a common household item was a gun like it's just a kit to fit your pistol lol
HailtotheGM
When my Dad used to play Call of Cthulhu, their investigators posed as exterminators and carried pamphlets with shit like this.
florpglorp
Put me in that thing NOW
melurkinglongtime2
Ya.. Good way to shit your bed in the middle of the night every now and then
PinPointSnarkuracy
Texas... well that explains it...
Acrylicninja
Fuck you Fievel!
ThoughtSandwich
this could work on people too...
motoalchemist
redneck American, thing
HoneyBadgersAreBadAsses
UncleMeaty
Damn. That's actually real. https://patents.google.com/patent/US269766A/en
kattpappan
I have two, had made an absolute mess of my kitchen kabins...
wynryprocter
Isn't this the plot to Feivel Goes West?
insomniapanda
Mouse survive device
OntDave
Goes on to become robomouse.
MikeKeyser
Ok, hear me out. It's a prequel to Home Alone, set in 1885, and this is one of Kevin's booby traps
orangefactorfive
Rodent Blaster!
TiptronicS
You, get a job in advertising! Awesome name ?
bloodandbloodyashes
These were traps based around the “snake shot” cartridge, built for small game and pest control, used by farmers and the military.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
I imagine blanks for starter pistols would work too. People have been killed with blanks.The blast impact can fracture skulls at close range
tomatoboy
In ER: “How’d you get shot?” “Mousetrap ricochet.”
marsgoose
Yeah don't load a bullet in it, just the powder charge will do the trick. Still a bad idea because it's a fire hazard
Skr121
You 21st century guys have hospitals?!?
draftymcwindbreaker
That’s now going to be the name of my swing band.
Jordinatinglybeautiful
We did a pub quiz the other day (UK) and one t/f question was that California requires a hunting licence for mouse traps....?
storebrandproductmascot
What did the quiz say the correct response was?
Jordinatinglybeautiful
The quiz said you DID need a licence.
storebrandproductmascot
Well that's just stupid. Tell the quiz people that the Americans called them idiots.
gwyndor
But California does want people to use mouse traps and not poison for the wildlife. A lot of dead animals turn up from eating poisoned rats.
gwyndor
Of course not, that's absurd. There's another common falsehood that it's illegal to kill camels in Arizona. People are silly, that's all
Jordinatinglybeautiful
I was ROBBED, baby!
gwyndor
You were indeed.
drickanderson
It wouldn't surprise me. I try to stay out of CA. That place is just crazy.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Issa no btw
gwyndor
Shhh don't shut down their false narrative of California being a crazy liberal paradise
FancySharkDinnerParty
If you outlaw mousetraps, only outlaws will have mousetraps.
TheRicM
TiptronicS
AbortableToaster
This is the argument I use for a lot of things. If you take away guns someone will still shoot up the school. There's other ways to get guns
Emriyss
Every country with gun laws disagrees with you therr on any, any, aaaaanyyyyy gun violence topic, including school shootings.
LJashin
Most shootings, are done with legally purchased guns.Most school shootings are done by kids with their parents gun. Less guns, less death
AbortableToaster
Ahhh that's a good point, I conseed there.My mind was aimed towards gang violence and illigal arms, was just using schools as example
definitelyarealdoctor
Because we werent killing each other before guns right? Swords, arrows, spears, rocks, clubs... we find ways to hurt each other
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Far, FAR less effectively, efficiently.
LJashin
Guns make killing extremely easy and convenient, when was the last time you heard of a mass spearing at a school or club?
definitelyarealdoctor
Crusades come to mind. Christan nut jobs raiding and attacking peaceful cities and raping, burning, and slaughtering anyone they could find
definitelyarealdoctor
Nov 1st. Québec city stabbing. 2 dead 5 injured. From a sword... people find a way
JaaskinalSM
Haven't heard of a spearing, but bombings are fairly common across the world
Rrrrrrrrright
mine still works to this day
SadToSay
We have mice in the kitchen, no one go in the basement for a while
SpoiledBananaMilkshake
A mine seems a bit excessive...
TheRealHomosexualAgenda
But it would work!
moreaujr
Claymore roombas! Fueling the economy!
PhoenixFlame921
What caliber?
nananashisan
Something incredibly illegal... .22lr ratshot
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Ahhhh somebody who's familiar with the scriptures.
fdinthea
.50
ChaosInherent
For when you don't want their family to have anything to bury
fdinthea
Instant cremation
Rrrrrrrrright
.22 its a Derringer
GanjaPlanet
The picture shows a revolver. Should I believe you or my lying eyes? ?
MattMcC980
https://northamericanarms.com/product-category/firearms/22-long-rifle/
CorneliusCornwall
They got it at the discount store.
IAmTheBadW01f
They make revolvers in all flavors, 0.22, .45, 50 cal, 12 gauge....
Pheehelm
Here's a video of a guy who built it and tested it out. https://youtu.be/oM09ZgY2qPM
MikeKeyser
His revolver looked like mine but the hammer wasn't quite right. Turns out it's a .22 and not a .38spl. I'm glad he's using .22 instead.
Doubleclic
Made by a guy in texas... Yup, "animal trap" checks out
storebrandproductmascot
He says the patent application also mentions it can be used to shoot burglars trying to get in your window. So goddamn American it hurts!
CrimeBrulee
Mantraps are illegal. Property 101.
GalGadont
Going to need to look at this later.
Larrimus1
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Works in theory but imagine a pissed off mouse that got shot running loose in your house making a mess of everything.
justarocknroller
Fuckin... Dot.
EricRovelo
Same
twbpv
Doot
Rauca
Love his videos. Helped me out loads when we had mice. Now we have cats so should be good for 10-15yrs.
CutChemist
I have a hard time with the killing of mammals “working hard fo the money”, but I have not witnessed rodent problems so I can’t judge
ShawnS0l0
I live it the woods, they somehow are a problem every winter. A manageable one, but still their tenacity to get in is horrific
CutChemist
Well, if bats are added to the mix ? fuck that shit, I’m all in for irradiation
CutChemist
Eradication, I’m not for mutant spider rat scorpions
CutChemist
I’m from the south, no judgement towards irradiation of pests, I’m not soft but have also had rats and shit as pets. And spiders and bats...
Pheehelm
I hope you meant "eradication." Irradiating one's pests is generally frowned upon and produces unpredictable results.