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Aug 3, 2020 1:35 AM
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CoffeePleaseee
What’s a simp?
ShotgunPauley
LordProudspire
#18 Sometimes you just wanna cry to let the sadness go out. Might just be me but it seems like a healthy thing to do once in a while.
josephagamez123
oh no haha
clsmn13
2012 me would be very fucking confused by 2020 me.
Fuckme721
Same here. I was a hardcore church kid who hated anything worldly. Now I'm a normal person who says "fuck" when I'm upset. Past me 1/2
Fuckme721
would be very upset to meet current me ?. 2/2
josephagamez123
Learn your acronyms :)
dantethetemplar
#15 jokes on them, i start a ranked match of codm when I miss my family. Works every time.
StarscreamAndHutch
You don’t know shit about fuck. Definitely read that in her voice.
solarecreator
#14 que?
Ventorath
#1 is just a few years too late for me. Getting out of school and hopping on Xbox was more of a 2005-2010 thing for me. And with Halo 2/3.
carpebass
Pizza the Hut!!!!
DustyMcKnuckles
...that 1st one hurt @OP ...FUK I miss simpler times :/
sorosfieldops
BO2 was in 2013? fuck im so old.
DrSchlepenstein
#1 Nope. At that point in time I was working a 9-6 job. And I loaded up my 360 at 630pm for Gears of War horde mode.
Airbear360
Ah yes, horse fuck valley in #21. That's grand
TheNodnarbionKing
Worst part of that game. Can't see half the time, Random horses to fight, no bonfire, all to just fight a reskined boss duo.
AnonymouslyGratifying
That first one hurt my heart
Hyrulistic
#4 Friend of mine wrote an exam where the teacher made A the correct answer to every question. Can only imagine the mind games in that room.
IHateCakeDays
One question should have other as answer and A looking like correct. That makes you wonder even more.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
This.
HighOnJavel
oh boy do I hate de Frigid Outskirts.
yourbassist
Fuckme721
If there were too many people on the map it was too easy to get spawn killed lol.
sentfromplanetearth
Loved this map.
TheDuke0fHazzard
You're entitled to your bad opinion, that's fine
yamatto
That first one makes me retrospectively angry at brazilian and chinese hackers. fucking scrubs.
zachCherubicSlug
I am gonna need some explanation on the Pizza Hut and girlfriend one.
Buttholedestroyer69
Wtf is a simp? I can't keep up with all these new names of things
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JunkRat99
Usually found on Twitch livestreams of younger women, a "simp" will donate absurd amounts of money for attention from the female streamer
CommunCreator
If you’re spending absurd amounts of money and just getting a show, perhaps it’s time to consider hiring a pro. $200 could get you laid.
ireallyfreakinghatehowalloftheotherusernamesaretaken
It’s the new “nice guy”
BornOnAMonday83
Think it stands for Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy/Penis.
abyssal4727
A simp is a man who supports e-girls to the point of stupidity. Think the opposite of a chad.
Fuckme721
Spot on. And oh man do they hate it when you call them out on it ?.
ciriausly
What's an e girl
Colddamage
Basically a girl on the internet seeking validation/money from men who delude themselves into thinking they have a chance with her.
lordofthedice
A girl who basically uses her looks to become famous/popular and make money on the internet. Usually on steaming services or OnlyFans.
lordofthedice
Usually the money comes from donations from viewers (patreon or twitch donations) rather than ad revenue like YouTube or Instagram.
AnonymousNPC10
It's also any guy who doesn't have opinions of their own, or loyalty, when around attractive female company, thinks he can doormat his way1/
AnonymousNPC10
Into their beds. Synonym: shoulder to cry on, incel, chronic just friends, often but not always in liberal arts or feminist classes.
MerlotMission5291
Weebs mad but he is right. Whyareyoubooinghim.jpeg
Colddamage
Looks like you struck a nerve
graehall
This one is always such a yikes.
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graehall
Based on the facial expressions it reads the opposite.
Rapturesfall
Right? Like, if you don't care, don't ask, or just be with someone who you do want to hear how their day went
graehall
Yep. It's not just being a selfish jerk either, it's pretty childish.
MerlotMission5291
Same. My girl wakes up with weird sex dreams, not always starrying me. I love hearing all her thoughts.
hesbeginningtobelieve
#1 turn my sens to 10, use a KSG with a silencer and laser and steady aim. ONLY hipfire. Sounds like a stapler. Get accused of cheating.
davidthegoliath
I maxed my Executioner on that map. Nobody expects the pocket bangstick wielding, maintenace tunnel dwelling freak!
brownieman66
Bro KSG was op. I loved that thing to death
hesbeginningtobelieve
It was the funnest way to play the game. Click on someone, they go away. Don’t miss.
brownieman66
I got the extended barrel for long range. Plus whatever gave extra damage. I didnt even carry a secondary. Just loaded the ksg
Fuckme721
That's exactly what I did too! The KSG was a beast if you had good accuracy.
hesbeginningtobelieve
Haha the game was so much more fun when you used wacky classes like that. And I found that one to work incredibly well, despite being stupid
Fuckme721
Same. I got one or two angry rants from preteens who consistently lost to me because the KSG just downed them so fast ?.
BookGoblin
I still fire up BO2 from time to time on Xbox One but the modding makes it unbearable
Fuckme721
The modding makes it unbearable? Like, people playing zombies with unlimited ammo type of stuff and kills the fun?
BookGoblin
No the multiplayer. Players shooting you with a sniper rifle across the map through every wall. Unlimited score streaks. Try it sometime.
Fuckme721
Lmao. No thank you, I like to specifically not have to deal with that stuff.
MeatCurtains
Who the hell got off school at 2:15?
manbewbs
I was out at 2:20 in high school, started at 7:30
EvilTacobunny
I went to school till 3
AumentoEroe
Location thing
wilhelmgreyheim
My high school got out at 2:05
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
When I was in High School, it was ~2:40. So not a big stretch. I was in HS 2010-2014.
dei12
I did Senior year '90-'91. Had an option for "Zero Hour" class to come in an hour early and leave an hour early.
dei12
It was awesome. Allowed me to take a mid-afternoon shift at work M-F. Got in 20 hours per week with no nights or weekends.
Maximilienrobespierre
I did during the early 00s.
dreadpiratekhan
American schools start and end shockingly early by everyone else's standards because they want the sportsball teams to have light to train.
alyoshaspupil
4 years of high school for me. I had jazz band after school though bc I’m rad as hell.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
I did but I graduated in the 80’s
LordElups
Between 3:45 and 4:15, definitely not 2:15.
jameshb117
Bruh we finished 3:30
WhosCatIsItAnyway
School ended at 2:30 when I was in middle+high school, so it's definitely possible
Ventorath
2:44 here. For some reason.
WellspringGames
3:14 for me
BaklavaMatatas
Meanwhile we had to go to school from 7.45am to 5pm for like 12 years. No wonder some places are better educated.
WhosCatIsItAnyway
How were you expected to have a life outside of school? Or sleep?
summerbean
Elementary school 3:15, high school 2:05. Ontario, Canada for reference.
MechKelly
My high school got out at 2:20. 1:20 on Wednesday.
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
We ended at 3pm on Wednesday, 3:20 every other day. UK for reference. Pretty sure most in UK are the same
FetteredJuvenescence
My high school let out at 1 something, because we had to be there at 7am to start the school day.
MyOtherComputerisaLettuce
Got off school at 2 when I was in the 1-10th grade, then I went to the equivalent of high school and got off between 12 and 3:30
KitKateC
My high school did
mmmhotlettuce
I did in high school 2003..and my husband is a middle school teacher and they are done at 2:15
Mrpipboy3000
I did .. but I graduated in the 90's so ...
MeatCurtains
So did i and we were in class 7:30 to 3:50 every day. Every school around me was the same
BadgerMedicGuy
Yup. Same. Senior year I had Co-op. Out by 1130 every day to go to work but i worked evenings so plenty of free time
Mexrose75
Local high schools have seniors end day at 11 am
kittydetonator
All the schools in my city used to finish at 2:15 on Wednesday for inter schools sports
spunnottossed
2-8th grade went to school 8am-1:30pm because district could only afford one bus company, who didn’t have enough buses, I was home by 2:15
nooten19
Same
SaraFourImgur
What the actual fuck
LCDC
Tampa Florida still has this schedule but it’s k-8
pajamcha
#5 is this some console peasant joke my PC is too rich to understand?
dunewolf
Man fuck GTA-Five load times..
dunewolf
Xbox 360 was slow as fuck to load even when saved to HDD or fast USB drive still slow as fuck.
dunewolf
Got game FREE from Epic game store - installed it to FAST SSD on my FAST system.. STILL FUCKING LOADS SLOW - so fuck GTA5
Ventorath
Doesn't GTA V Online just take AGES to load, like well beyond reasonable load times? Not sure if same for PC/Console.
Holzter
It has for me on both Xbox and PC
dunewolf
feels like 20-30min load times on Xbox 360, install to HDD or a fast USB drive - feels like 10-15mins, PC-epic store- 10-15min load time SSD
Ulthirm
More like your internet is too rich to understand and a bit of luck to boot. The game has notoriously unstable netcode, particularly with
Ulthirm
Slow internets.
mostlychimp
That.... that was not my 2013 2:15 experience.
Blze001
My 2013 2:15 experience was either falling asleep after day shift or cursing as I started swing shift.
storebrandproductmascot
It's 2013, you leave school at 2:15, then get arrested because you're 35 and have priors.
jstraw731
Hahaha. I dont think you even need priors to get arrested there
burtgummersurvivalist
My 2013 2:15 was waking up to get ready for another 10hour shift at work, to come home, play some D3 before going to bed at 4-5a.
Zephronias
Youths!
GrimFinn
I'd been in university for nine years by then, starting to think about maybe finishing my thesis.
laDisparitionDesHeures
Completely misread that as 2:15am, and could relate to the all nighters of work followed by gaming. Shoot.
WhosCatIsItAnyway
I'm sorry :(
apollo1kitten1
Damn I was 30 and it was a pc and nowhere near 2:15 more like 7pm
Arctopus
I spent a good chunk of 2013 working 14-16 hour days until I had a mental break. Fun times.
elinveronicap
2013 2:15, my job had fika (swedish coffee break). It was probably nice.
Fuckme721
Mine neither. I was in the middle of cleaning horse pens and horses all day long every day with my mom while I was 14 lol.
erroniousmaximus
Yeah, I was getting off the ship around then if we were in port and I was lucky. If underway, I was getting off watch waking 40 feet and 1/
erroniousmaximus
Going to work. Nothing like that first year work life
CassanovaFrankenstain
Mine too, fuck you people are too young. How are you allowed on the internet small children!?
arctictoool
Junior year of high school, lucky to have a Friday night off, glad my little brother wanted to hang out with me. I'll take it.
ZeeAkev
Sir we're in our mid 20's.
vinnycthatwhoibe
I'm almost 40. Jesus.
CassanovaFrankenstain
The “Sir” is the real nail in my coffin there