Let's assume that is his right hand. I don't know about you, but I've never taken a picture with my left arm while holding it crossed in front me. And my right elbow also pulled in front with that hand pointing to the right. But, if the person taking the photo were sitting next to him, then no bizarre contortions would be required. (unless you want to argue that his left hand is shaped like a normal right hand. i'll leave that one to Occam)
Antrobus55
And you made a video of it.
spoonman8562
i got heartburn just looking at the blue lemonade
KuldFyt
Why did you cook it on an air intake cover?
Schtaan
No no no, it's way to raw! It's just "run it through the kitchen"
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
"Cut the horns, Shave its ass, Send it in."
My favourite description of Rare steak.
Randomice
What the bleep are you drinking?
wobblecopterrrr
germacide
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
stonqledisponible2000
Also, your date is drinking a glass of detergent.
iamlegendinjapan
Blue raspberry lemonade
dohcohv
Windex
Frenchgeek
Why not both?
FckleberryFarms
The corn, the fries, the booth. This is a Texas Roadhouse.
captainregular
Surprisingly good steaks for such a large chain. It's a shame they've got to flood the space with country music.
CyberHexx
So it was a perfectly fine steak and that dude was a fucking sociopath...
iamlegendinjapan
And the blue raspberry lemonade just missing rolls
NeverEnoughFoxes
They probably ate all the rolls and were waiting on another basket!
extraDimensionalAnxiety
roadhouse
BlackPowderFist
That too
salunatics
The poster in the meme would not have taken a photo from the date's perspective.
EricAirheart
I came to say the same thing
VaxxedCanadian
That hand is the date
kriswinters
They didn't. They're sitting next to their date, and I'm assuming there's another two people across from them.
Kilo11
Are you claiming they lied on the internet? Thats a very serious accusation with serious consequences
ProbablyCrazier
thisisjunk
Let's assume that is his right hand. I don't know about you, but I've never taken a picture with my left arm while holding it crossed in front me. And my right elbow also pulled in front with that hand pointing to the right. But, if the person taking the photo were sitting next to him, then no bizarre contortions would be required. (unless you want to argue that his left hand is shaped like a normal right hand. i'll leave that one to Occam)
nobodyspecial995
What are you talking about, this was totally a normal posture for me to take a picture in, and definitely didn't stretch my shoulder way out....