Get up and walk out

Jul 27, 2026 4:46 PM

And you made a video of it.

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i got heartburn just looking at the blue lemonade

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Why did you cook it on an air intake cover?

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No no no, it's way to raw! It's just "run it through the kitchen"

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Cut the horns, Shave its ass, Send it in."

My favourite description of Rare steak.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the bleep are you drinking?

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

germacide

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Also, your date is drinking a glass of detergent.

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Blue raspberry lemonade

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Windex

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Why not both?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The corn, the fries, the booth. This is a Texas Roadhouse.

4 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Surprisingly good steaks for such a large chain. It's a shame they've got to flood the space with country music.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So it was a perfectly fine steak and that dude was a fucking sociopath...

4 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

And the blue raspberry lemonade just missing rolls

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They probably ate all the rolls and were waiting on another basket!

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roadhouse

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That too

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The poster in the meme would not have taken a photo from the date's perspective.

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I came to say the same thing

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That hand is the date

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They didn't. They're sitting next to their date, and I'm assuming there's another two people across from them.

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Are you claiming they lied on the internet? Thats a very serious accusation with serious consequences

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Let's assume that is his right hand. I don't know about you, but I've never taken a picture with my left arm while holding it crossed in front me. And my right elbow also pulled in front with that hand pointing to the right. But, if the person taking the photo were sitting next to him, then no bizarre contortions would be required. (unless you want to argue that his left hand is shaped like a normal right hand. i'll leave that one to Occam)

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What are you talking about, this was totally a normal posture for me to take a picture in, and definitely didn't stretch my shoulder way out....

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