Does the perfect job exist. Part 2

May 2, 2023 9:22 PM

Cyberball2073

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Artisan doppler effect baker

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chain girl almost had the Wilhelm scream. Lmao

3 years ago | Likes 285 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your job and you'll never work a day in your life.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Something's wrong with skinimarink" xD

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Iiiiii loooove youuuuuu.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People are there for an adrenaline high, he is just the dealer.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

But seriously, no shoulder straps?

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Nope. Shoulder straps aren't really for your shoulders… They're usually to keep your torso from moving forward. Since the ride is just a vertical drop, there's not really any forward movement to worry about. It's actually the lap belt that keeps you seated, and this ride does have those.

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

the shoulder strap !! I bet in some riders he's cranked the fear up to 11

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy there, Satan

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 3

Not funny but he has to clean the poop.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

they guy with the bolt...hang on, where did this come from....

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My idol

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, unfortunately i live in Colorado, and heard about a 6 year old dying on a similar ride, (inside a mine shaft) they forgot to buckle her seat belt. So it’s a nice job when you remember and do everything correctly. (Iron mountain)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He helps them appreciate each and everyday, just a little bit more.

3 years ago | Likes 326 Dislikes 1

"I want to play a game" in jigsaw voice

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Their breakfast will taste better than any one you or I have ever eaten.

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Especially on the way back up

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ooooohhhh I'd have waaaaaaaaaaayyyy too much fun with a job like this. Maybe get a comically large screw just to fuck with them.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Like this guy who throws a large bolt just before takeoff https://youtu.be/TneTkj7pChw

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh lord that is a dream job right there.....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He should keep a large bolt in his pocket and pretend to pick it up and look around like it fell off something.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I know I've seen a video where a ride operator does just that.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Was a hangman in a previous life

3 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 1

First_time.gif

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/TM0sXkxyK5c Are you about a 16, 16 1/2?

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm not even gonna click on the link. Just gonna wing it. "Leave us alone, Mel Brookes!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Oh watch your step sir, don't want you checking out 15 seconds early. Did the wife come to watch, let's hope she don't spot the mistress or you're in trouble right? "

3 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

"Oh and the kiddies are here ain't that lovely sir. Shame they're in the splash zone but it all washes off as my old father used to say."

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I see you there, Mr. Trooper.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop arguing and pull your neck in

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Helping ladies to appreciate the moment.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He stopped doing these jokes after... "The Incident." Still makes me shiver when I think about it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay, but actually, there was such an incident at the carnival in my hometown when I was a teenager. For a while I thought I had imagined it, so I went back and checked the papers and... yeah, nah...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...so they put some sawdust down...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how often he has to clean shit off the seats.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe not so good for repeat business?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is the same assholery as those ice cream salesmen who won’t let you take the ice cream. Fuck him all the way

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Jesus Christ the reposts lately not even letting it roll 24 hours. This is what's gonna happen when people start leaving the platform with so much OC getting banned for different reasons.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

End of days bruv. Everyone knows reposts are the first sign of the apocalypse.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Never understood the point of screaming.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of their life. Their breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clean up on alse twelve

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He now works as a technobabble specialist in the Star Trek Discovery writers room. "There seems to be a third-level instability in the quantum disc membrane. Recalibrating the proton encabulator to adjust for the side fumble."

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated amulite.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Harbulary batteries

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You sound like you know your way around a hydrocoptic marzelvane.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0