Elsie the cow was on one side of the barbwire fence. Ferdinand the Bull was on the other side of the barbwire fence. Elsie winked at Ferdinand, and Ferdinand jumped over the barbwire fence. Elsie sidled up to him, and said, "Hey there, big boy ... aren't you Ferdinand the Bull?" He replied: "Just call me Ferdinand. That fence was a lot higher than I thought."
wow you are such a great person. I can instantly tell you only care about inner beauty because you prefer the overweight girl over the obviously attractive girl. it's crazy how not shallow you are.
It is hard to have been rejected so many times because you are an asshole while adamantly believing you are a saint, but you will stop proving that to everyone else.
Her face doesn't even look like she's overweight. But I can say she seems fun and funny and adventurous, and you seem bitter and hostile and judgmental and defensive and fragile and creepy and overall repulsive. Your looks could be perfect and I would never be interested in you. I fully expect some insulting sarcastic response, and thankfully I don't need your approval any more than anyone else, including inflatable cow girl.
You can literally see her round cheeks and her double chin in the other perspective. That's what's so annoying about the toxic positivity mob: you guys will lie and ignore reality just so you can virtue signal a little harder.
Why would I care if some insufferable imgur user would be interested in me or not? I want a partner that's honest and authentic and doesn't need to lie online to get a few upvotes just so they can feel like a good person.
It's been my experience there are 5 types of costume for everyone. Sexy costume, Silly costume, disturbing costume, lazy costume and spent a lot of time on the costume and it's pretty much a professional quality. In this essay...
I think i saw a girl hit the middle of the venn diagram yesterday. She was dressed as sexy zombie adam sandler, and the actual outfit was totally thrown together, but the face makeup was studio quality.
I worked in the place where it was all college girls, I was only guy mainly applied so I could bring my infant daughter into child care. Girls decided to dress up like M&M candies. I wore a trash bag with Eminem face cutouts taped randomly - bag of Eminems
Lazy costume is the way for me. I've got a beard and a viking helmet, so I get to tell the ladies I work with that my costume took the most effort because I've had a beard since I was 19. This year, for the group costume they picked rock bands, so I'm throwing on my Amon Amarth tee so I can say I participated.
My friend Keates said that when he gets home after a long day there's nothing he likes more than thrusting his finger into his arse, driving the tip against his star, and then raising the appendage to his nose and taking a nice long, deep sniff...
There’s also combinations thereof. This year for instance I will once more dress up as sexy evil scientist, using bits from my regular wardrobe. In this rebuttal…
ohgodthehorror
When someone says "it's not funny", oh it most certainly IS funny.
bobgunrunnersmith
Powerish
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
5NoteHalf
Do we know who the artist is?
Tomigami
One's showing udders, the other's showing calves
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
flexstar
LousySunGod
+1 for being able to truly disturb me! Lol
Fawin
VonSnootingham
Matsusensei. What happened to him?
ExTechOp
I appreciate the birthday wishes, sorry I'm not as active here.
— https://www.deviantart.com/matsu-sensei
(but doesn't tell where he's active)
DeadeicPrints
I wish to touchi da cow :(
Foxsayy
I have real fox paws and also wish to touch the cow.
BlackTrashTiger
goodguyC
diabolist666
What a handsome dog.
electrobug85
oh lawd
proracing53
The woman with the actual costume seems to me she would be more fun to be around
whitewater0034
Fucking hell, talk about judgemental and shallow.
aerodynamit3
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
Should you have Nursie milk or Moo cow milk!
theomni
Careful looking up more about hucows. There is more out there
Bigemedic
In my youth, I would definitely hit on the girl in the big costume. She seems fun.
SecondSince
Reminds me of Blackadder!
demosteness
Furries gonna fur
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
There's 3, its just most people never see the third because they arent allowed at normal parties.
eXoRainbow
ExcelUser1977
Elsie the cow was on one side of the barbwire fence.
Ferdinand the Bull was on the other side of the barbwire fence.
Elsie winked at Ferdinand, and Ferdinand jumped over the barbwire fence.
Elsie sidled up to him, and said, "Hey there, big boy ... aren't you Ferdinand the Bull?"
He replied: "Just call me Ferdinand. That fence was a lot higher than I thought."
SonofCthulhu
I'll take one of each, please.
umbrellamaker
They seem nice
Sheldonian
Relevant (from @Imsadalex on IG)
fredhoffman1968
nice teets
ImAGrower
Best 3 way ever.
vegivamp
All hucow is fun hucow.
therandombagofmeat
Moo.
SirKaill
WillemHellfire
Mean Girls, anyone?
ChareAndFlaff
originalhuman
The one in the full cow costume is very cute.
KrondorMocker
What a cow
Wepfmokk
wow you are such a great person. I can instantly tell you only care about inner beauty because you prefer the overweight girl over the obviously attractive girl. it's crazy how not shallow you are.
READTHISUSERNAME
Cute doesn't always equate to looks. Personality can be cute.
skrimg59
lolol
originalhuman
It is hard to have been rejected so many times because you are an asshole while adamantly believing you are a saint, but you will stop proving that to everyone else.
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Wepfmokk
Pathetic virtue signaling aside, you realize you can tell if a person is overweight by their face, right?
pictory
He don't.
TheHornyCactus
thorinc
There is no way to tell through that opaque costume whether the wearer is overweight or not, just by looking. You're making a huge assumption.
Wepfmokk
yeah, absolutely no way to tell. we can only see her chubby face with the double chin, but that doesn't help at all.
HowlingRollercoaster2
Her face doesn't even look like she's overweight. But I can say she seems fun and funny and adventurous, and you seem bitter and hostile and judgmental and defensive and fragile and creepy and overall repulsive. Your looks could be perfect and I would never be interested in you. I fully expect some insulting sarcastic response, and thankfully I don't need your approval any more than anyone else, including inflatable cow girl.
Wepfmokk
You can literally see her round cheeks and her double chin in the other perspective. That's what's so annoying about the toxic positivity mob: you guys will lie and ignore reality just so you can virtue signal a little harder.
Why would I care if some insufferable imgur user would be interested in me or not? I want a partner that's honest and authentic and doesn't need to lie online to get a few upvotes just so they can feel like a good person.
TheHornyCactus
Honestly you sound like the shallow one here
FakeOrcPoints
It's been my experience there are 5 types of costume for everyone. Sexy costume, Silly costume, disturbing costume, lazy costume and spent a lot of time on the costume and it's pretty much a professional quality. In this essay...
CitizenPrime
Welcome to my TED talk
noot519308
I think i saw a girl hit the middle of the venn diagram yesterday. She was dressed as sexy zombie adam sandler, and the actual outfit was totally thrown together, but the face makeup was studio quality.
factcheckmate
I worked in the place where it was all college girls, I was only guy mainly applied so I could bring my infant daughter into child care. Girls decided to dress up like M&M candies. I wore a trash bag with Eminem face cutouts taped randomly - bag of Eminems
MrPengy
Type number 6: My S/O is more into Halloween than me, so I just wear what they tell me to
FakeOrcPoints
I think that falls into lazy
MrPengy
More like unmotivated or apathetic.
dudethisbetternotbetaken
Lazy costume is the way for me. I've got a beard and a viking helmet, so I get to tell the ladies I work with that my costume took the most effort because I've had a beard since I was 19. This year, for the group costume they picked rock bands, so I'm throwing on my Amon Amarth tee so I can say I participated.
Mophandleman
Note by creepy but also incredibly lazy, costume I've worn for years now.
Littledirtybirdyfeet
I've been all of them. This year is lazy. Just some makeup, fangs, and a slinky green that's almost black velvet dress.
My son is either silly or spooky. Last year, I made him a Beaker mask. This year, he's a scarecrow with a Jack-o-latern face.
FDCWillard0
My friend Keates said that when he gets home after a long day there's nothing he likes more than thrusting his finger into his arse, driving the tip against his star, and then raising the appendage to his nose and taking a nice long, deep sniff...
Littledirtybirdyfeet
PileOfWalthers
There’s also combinations thereof. This year for instance I will once more dress up as sexy evil scientist, using bits from my regular wardrobe. In this rebuttal…
PimpinKen
I dress up only once a year. Halloween i clean up a bit and go from "creepy and disturbing" human being to "human being"
ZackWester
im trying to mentail picture that outfit.. not going well.
PileOfWalthers
SmoeAhsolse
Has an early/mid 20th century Last Son of Krypton as Clark feel.
Thesaya
Usually sexy, because that's most of the clothes I own, disturbing using makeup and lazy, because I usually just use the stuff in my wardrobe.
PileOfWalthers
Exactly.
dontfloatmygoat
Dad. Get off my Imgur page
Thesaya
Wow, instant gender switch and free child to annoy!