KillswitchKCCO
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Nov 16, 2017 6:13 AM
KillswitchKCCO
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9000SparkleSmasher
NoMansName
Day 16 of no nut november i almost died looking at this
Inarticulated
What demons sees when your feet are sticking out from under the blanket..
CardboardPizzas
Someone post the greentext.
Lynne22
It looks like two bare feet
nomadigan
Furniture porn. Get over here lazy boy.
awhitty1
Thigh high Thursday
PhailRaptor
Or you could just pull out...
atTheRealMAD
Why does this not have more upvotes
moonshadowkati
It's not an effective form of contraception, we don't want OP to have leather couch babies.
InigoMontoyas1stsword
MrReallyObvious
Put...put your dick in it.
Athenawins
Stinkybutt123
KevinBhall
suddenly...
noon3r
I love couch.
Crestedtit
I love carpet.
ins0mnio
nice...cough gap, I guess..
trippingonmytripodtakingthetriptotunatown
i would
Equatemylifewithsand
Jokes on you guys, it' sctuslly obese thighs and shins.
BC2k2
My wife had to do a double-take because she thought this was porn.
Sinnerman99
if cum is good for a woman's complexion, I am sure its good for leather too.
EClarke4315
You better ask for consent first ????
Drhuh
I have the weirdest boner right now..
BigEvil621
T H I C C
professorspankem
albumcheck
There are albums but I don't really recommend them.
riChchestMat
I thought they were fine. Unless I missed something awful.
youllCENAneofme
How do you see albums? Asking for a friend of course. He's an idiot
ICanHyperSuperDuperFistYouOnFriday
"username".imgur.com
PunjabiMacgyver
looks like 2 turtles wearing burrets and kissing
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PunjabiMacgyver
yes, probably that
notdisgustingjustlazy
Your couch is t h i c c
JabroniDingus
Looks like a butt
Key777
What? No, I dont see it.
reallylamelol
P... put your dick in it
TheBrofessionaI
Slut
bitcheslovemacaque
Fuck yo couch, nigga
ThisGuyHere
https://imgur.com/MvUOXit
basball6969
Buy another one ya rich motherfucka!
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
BringInTheJake
That Michael Bluth look of complete despair at the end.
Uncleym
https://imgur.com/ZnNPumb
kojenk
awww shit best re-contextualized joke i've seen yet
KillswitchKCCO
This makes me happy. Thanks.
Rodri87
Darknesses!
rikkitikkitembo
I'm Rick James bitch!
MTGKokey
Im rick james bitch!
PunjabiMacgyver
looks like 2 turtles wearing burrets and kissing
HttpWayne
They neva shoulda gave you niggas money!
silvermoon88
cmfler
That is one sick reference
FuxYoCouch
Something about my name... idk.
Cheesus29
I wouldn't fuck someones couch up for no reason, i have a little more sense than that... Yeah I remember fucking up that niggas couch.
KingKitano
DisVoiced
Two turtles with shower caps kissing?
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
Now I cant unsee it... Turtles like sausage right?
YeahThisExactly
Thank you!
avervetmonkey
Sheldon the dinosaur approves?
Nirnias
Great, now that's all i see...
Omnimorph2112
... I see it! Which is going to make putting my dick in there weird now... *unzips*
Infamouse
DisVoiced
Oh god no
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
we would think less of you if you didn't try it once.
SlickerThanNick
and still less if you didnt recreate the experiment multiple times to reach a valid conclusion. because... SCIENCE RULES!!
711isAnInsideJob
Please don't! I don't want your sloppy seconds
CryoSleeping
Sigh.... *unzips*
JustAnotherImgurHuman
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZZE8KpNIyrgly/giphy.gif
nominaltoactual2
Nothing says welcome more than this...
pragmatao
Your mom comes to mind.
nominaltoactual2
Yea she was pretty hot in her day..she would still kick you're ass.
pragmatao
That's what I'm hoping. :)
nominaltoactual2
I said kick you're ass not lick you're ass.
CutAngelwings
tape a flashlight inside it
cringeandpurge
Android should know by now that most users don't want fleshlight autocorrected to flashlight.
dauntlessds
or you could just call it what it really is, a pocket pusssy.
dauntlessds
extra emphasis on the EXTRA FUCKING S MY KEYBOARD KEEPS TYPING GOD FUCKING DAMN PEICE OF SHIT.
HotshotRobot
I have a suspicion-I’m not certain, mind you-but a suspicion that there’s a typo in your comment...
pluviofile
Just shove a flash light in there.
pluviofile
Damn autocorrect
PunjabiMacgyver
looks like 2 turtles wearing burrets and kissing
DJcryaftersex
We need more people who see the world through your eyes
EatingFiftyBagels
I feel like youre trying very hard to ignore the perfect perSOFAfication of buttcheeks
ImGonnaKickYouRightSquareInTheNeeeuutz
Figuratively a hotdog in a hallway scenario though.. good luck op. May you fuck those couches harder than EA fucks kids on release day.
Ireallylikebigdogs
@iseenipple
baysaa
ErwiinMadness
Nubsva
Kids? Please...kids can't afford to play EA games.
shwat
my boys save their pocket money and birthday money and actually do buy AAA games.. pisses me off because I cant afford that shit..
MechanizedAttackPidgeon
ADULTS can't afford to play EA games...
HawkeyeTheKid
KarmicBee
FixinYou
The whole house- nay, the neighbourhood would be destroyed
tzxAzrael
i was about to correct your use of figuratively, but i realized it isn't actually a hotdog, and probably not a hallway, and you were correct
tzxAzrael
it's probably the drugs. or the lack of sleep. whatever, have a +1 instrad!
ImGonnaKickYouRightSquareInTheNeeeuutz
I applaud you for thinking through it logically and not just angry typing to correct me. We need more like you.
tzxAzrael
i mean, maybe not exactly like me, i'm a pretty fucked up useless individual, but definitely more of the thinking and logic is a good idea.