His friends would never believe him

Nov 20, 2024 7:06 AM

Sockssmuggler

Views

50514

Likes

1352

Dislikes

13

Haha snek get wrecked! Lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well. After all, I suppose my life isn't that difficult.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Right, gotta parkour the fuck out of here.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Frog: i told you that you are toxic that's why I'm leaving you

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not the size of the frog in the fight.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would never believe him? Hmmm...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boss: You're late. Frog: You're not gonna believe this...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was rooting for the frog. So glad he made it

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always root for the under frog!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've not seen so much suction since "The Gang Bang Girl 22". Impressive!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The "ONLY" time when the cameraman shouldn't help and continue filming lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How my granparents went to school every day.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not today buddy, not today

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When I was a kid, we found a snake in our yard eating a toad, leg first. We killed the snake, and the toad lived for a couple years, though it was crippled. One leg never recover and always stuck out straight, so we named him Long John Silver and let him eat all the bugs and stuff in our garden.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not today, danger noodle!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not this Wednesday, my dude.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That snake cant spider frog up walls

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I've seen some curled up on objects mounted high up on walls, and at least one snake slithering up a vertical wall. Kind of just made a bunch of sideways U shapes with its body and moved one bit at a time.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If this is the USA (I'm guessing SE USA) my guess is that's a Black Racer. They're not built for climbing... but that also looks like an invasive Cuban tree frog (our native frogs don't tend to get that big)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That frog's next meal will taste better than any meal it's ever eaten, and tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of its life.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Frog sez: “Heeelllppp!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was more exciting than the Tyson/Paul fight.

2 years ago | Likes 714 Dislikes 3

Pretty low bar imo.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching paint dry was more exciting than the Tyson/Paul fight.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

To be fair, there was a bird at my window this morning and it was more interesting too

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

waaaaay more exciting... go lil froggie dude go!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I called the results of that fight months in advance and didn’t bother watching. How shocking, two friends in a friendly sparring match didn’t go to war.

I also predicted that the best possible outcome for Paul is that he gets mocked for beating up a senior citizen.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a shame. I was kinda hoping Tyson would pulp him into a smoothie and slurp him up through his own shattered thigh-bone.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Thats why Paul keeps raking in the millions. He knows people want to see him beaten badly, so he keeps scheduling all these fake fights and cashing checks. Hes gonna keep doing it until people stop giving a shit about him period.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

which is never, because we are bored, we watch any filthy thing that comes across.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im sure youre right. People love watching a shit-show.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alas the obvious farce was a farce and the filth that is Tyson was just that, filth, and not some champion of the ppl. It's amazing. Honestly it is. All that's needed to captivate millions of ppl on the internet is the idea of a strong idiot beating up a vile idiot. All show boating in the world, all the obvious signs of a cheap soulless cash grab will not matter. It won't discredit it or invalidate it any more than being convicted a felon is an issue to becoming a president in the US.

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 8

Well done. It’s no surprise that all people involved are in the same camp. All grifters, scammers, snake oil salesmen, liars, etc.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nicely said. The whole reason I didn't and won't watch it.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That snake is terrible at creating leverage or that frog got some sticky ass hands.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sticky ass-hands

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

both.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Tree frogs are so great! I work in a marina and occasionally we have lots of tree frogs on the boats. Why does a tree frog climb on a boat in the water? When I find one frog, I carefully return it to a nearby tree. Sometimes there are so many frogs on the boats, I just stick them to my arms and chest (female, not alot of hair to get in the way) until I finish cleaning the boat. THEN I go unload my mess of frogs into a nearbytree. It actually feels pretty cool, but I have a high ick tolerance.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was visiting Colonial Williamsburg when my sons we young when I walked under an arbor and felt something cool and moist on my upper left chest. It was a tree frog “pin”! Showed my sons then put it back on the vine.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a photo next time!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

never skip leg day

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Arm day

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I would argue the frogs left legs and arms had an equal footing in this. It's moved the leg up attach it push with the leg up reach the arms attach let the leg go pull up with the arms and repeat all while the right leg is trying to grab and pull down

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 3

Why you gotta be so short, snake?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is where legends like "Chimera" come from.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Damn nature, you scary.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Frog played the UNO reverse card. lol

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Oh frogs are voracious. They're like a big-ass mouth with legs.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wtf

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

between a frog and a sharp place.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

My money is on the frog

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hmm, I've just had an idea for a new D&D encounter

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Snake-Tongued Toad?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Snake-Tongued Toad

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Frog:

2 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 0

and this motherfucking leg pain

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0