When I was a kid, we found a snake in our yard eating a toad, leg first. We killed the snake, and the toad lived for a couple years, though it was crippled. One leg never recover and always stuck out straight, so we named him Long John Silver and let him eat all the bugs and stuff in our garden.
I've seen some curled up on objects mounted high up on walls, and at least one snake slithering up a vertical wall. Kind of just made a bunch of sideways U shapes with its body and moved one bit at a time.
If this is the USA (I'm guessing SE USA) my guess is that's a Black Racer. They're not built for climbing... but that also looks like an invasive Cuban tree frog (our native frogs don't tend to get that big)
I called the results of that fight months in advance and didn’t bother watching. How shocking, two friends in a friendly sparring match didn’t go to war.
I also predicted that the best possible outcome for Paul is that he gets mocked for beating up a senior citizen.
Thats why Paul keeps raking in the millions. He knows people want to see him beaten badly, so he keeps scheduling all these fake fights and cashing checks. Hes gonna keep doing it until people stop giving a shit about him period.
Alas the obvious farce was a farce and the filth that is Tyson was just that, filth, and not some champion of the ppl. It's amazing. Honestly it is. All that's needed to captivate millions of ppl on the internet is the idea of a strong idiot beating up a vile idiot. All show boating in the world, all the obvious signs of a cheap soulless cash grab will not matter. It won't discredit it or invalidate it any more than being convicted a felon is an issue to becoming a president in the US.
Tree frogs are so great! I work in a marina and occasionally we have lots of tree frogs on the boats. Why does a tree frog climb on a boat in the water? When I find one frog, I carefully return it to a nearby tree. Sometimes there are so many frogs on the boats, I just stick them to my arms and chest (female, not alot of hair to get in the way) until I finish cleaning the boat. THEN I go unload my mess of frogs into a nearbytree. It actually feels pretty cool, but I have a high ick tolerance.
I was visiting Colonial Williamsburg when my sons we young when I walked under an arbor and felt something cool and moist on my upper left chest. It was a tree frog “pin”! Showed my sons then put it back on the vine.
I would argue the frogs left legs and arms had an equal footing in this. It's moved the leg up attach it push with the leg up reach the arms attach let the leg go pull up with the arms and repeat all while the right leg is trying to grab and pull down
knotch2
Haha snek get wrecked! Lol
Toredineys
Well. After all, I suppose my life isn't that difficult.
RAB806
Slugsie
Right, gotta parkour the fuck out of here.
krillin123499
Frog: i told you that you are toxic that's why I'm leaving you
Number1Cause
It's not the size of the frog in the fight.
SalmonTheWise
Would never believe him? Hmmm...
FaecalJacksonPollock
SlyeFox
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Boss: You're late. Frog: You're not gonna believe this...
makeamericasmartagain9000
I was rooting for the frog. So glad he made it
Everyonesfavorite
I always root for the under frog!
RaZorHamZteR
I've not seen so much suction since "The Gang Bang Girl 22". Impressive!
BEARD3DBEANIEE
The "ONLY" time when the cameraman shouldn't help and continue filming lol
StevenFarmer
How my granparents went to school every day.
Sierrahotel12
Not today buddy, not today
tyrson
When I was a kid, we found a snake in our yard eating a toad, leg first. We killed the snake, and the toad lived for a couple years, though it was crippled. One leg never recover and always stuck out straight, so we named him Long John Silver and let him eat all the bugs and stuff in our garden.
metalrulercid
Not today, danger noodle!
MidnaDS
Not this Wednesday, my dude.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
That snake cant spider frog up walls
LordKingSalmon
I've seen some curled up on objects mounted high up on walls, and at least one snake slithering up a vertical wall. Kind of just made a bunch of sideways U shapes with its body and moved one bit at a time.
BellicoseAlgorithm
If this is the USA (I'm guessing SE USA) my guess is that's a Black Racer. They're not built for climbing... but that also looks like an invasive Cuban tree frog (our native frogs don't tend to get that big)
doobiedoobop
That frog's next meal will taste better than any meal it's ever eaten, and tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of its life.
tabirdie20110
Frog sez: “Heeelllppp!!
TupacAintDead
This was more exciting than the Tyson/Paul fight.
StellarJay77
Pretty low bar imo.
thegraphiteknight
Watching paint dry was more exciting than the Tyson/Paul fight.
htapoicoS
To be fair, there was a bird at my window this morning and it was more interesting too
TsubakiTragic
waaaaay more exciting... go lil froggie dude go!
HuskyPirate
wadatahmydamie
I called the results of that fight months in advance and didn’t bother watching. How shocking, two friends in a friendly sparring match didn’t go to war.
I also predicted that the best possible outcome for Paul is that he gets mocked for beating up a senior citizen.
Ronelyn
That's a shame. I was kinda hoping Tyson would pulp him into a smoothie and slurp him up through his own shattered thigh-bone.
Talbotous
Thats why Paul keeps raking in the millions. He knows people want to see him beaten badly, so he keeps scheduling all these fake fights and cashing checks. Hes gonna keep doing it until people stop giving a shit about him period.
WeAllTransform
which is never, because we are bored, we watch any filthy thing that comes across.
Talbotous
Im sure youre right. People love watching a shit-show.
Goldensands
Alas the obvious farce was a farce and the filth that is Tyson was just that, filth, and not some champion of the ppl. It's amazing. Honestly it is. All that's needed to captivate millions of ppl on the internet is the idea of a strong idiot beating up a vile idiot. All show boating in the world, all the obvious signs of a cheap soulless cash grab will not matter. It won't discredit it or invalidate it any more than being convicted a felon is an issue to becoming a president in the US.
AhabsRevenge
Well done. It’s no surprise that all people involved are in the same camp. All grifters, scammers, snake oil salesmen, liars, etc.
ImAGrower
Nicely said. The whole reason I didn't and won't watch it.
hnngh
That snake is terrible at creating leverage or that frog got some sticky ass hands.
OtterAvalanche
Sticky ass-hands
lizardbones
both.
Florida18
Tree frogs are so great! I work in a marina and occasionally we have lots of tree frogs on the boats. Why does a tree frog climb on a boat in the water? When I find one frog, I carefully return it to a nearby tree. Sometimes there are so many frogs on the boats, I just stick them to my arms and chest (female, not alot of hair to get in the way) until I finish cleaning the boat. THEN I go unload my mess of frogs into a nearbytree. It actually feels pretty cool, but I have a high ick tolerance.
migratingotter
I was visiting Colonial Williamsburg when my sons we young when I walked under an arbor and felt something cool and moist on my upper left chest. It was a tree frog “pin”! Showed my sons then put it back on the vine.
gumblemuntz
Get a photo next time!
YouAlreadyMutedMe
Raileks
never skip leg day
KAPTKipper
Arm day
ReposterCallerOuterMan
I would argue the frogs left legs and arms had an equal footing in this. It's moved the leg up attach it push with the leg up reach the arms attach let the leg go pull up with the arms and repeat all while the right leg is trying to grab and pull down
DrSharkbite
Spiffytown
Why you gotta be so short, snake?
ChazzK
Yeah I'm pretty sure this is where legends like "Chimera" come from.
SeanBeanJovi
Damn nature, you scary.
Hesslich
Frog played the UNO reverse card. lol
SpectralSpider
Oh frogs are voracious. They're like a big-ass mouth with legs.
Emiliardo
Wtf
sutra46
between a frog and a sharp place.
Kegmoisking
My money is on the frog
Youhavinagiraffe
Hmm, I've just had an idea for a new D&D encounter
vosuraekira
Snake-Tongued Toad?
Youhavinagiraffe
Snake-Tongued Toad
pixelscapes
Frog:
TinyLiehon
and this motherfucking leg pain
pinkmilkyway
MyUsernameHas22letters
LuLuPennyAndOdium44