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Nov 18, 2025 2:57 AM
AGodDamnTRex
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nojustsayitdont
GrumpyOldMan55
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.
DucktorQuackWebMD
#22
rbudrick
AyatollahBahloni
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN‽‽
CrabbyBlueberry
#5 Vasectomy for the win! I'm shooting blanks!
msaroff4
Wasn't Koolaid at Jonestown, it was Flavoraid.
turdferguson74
Today is the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide.
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
#5 vasectomy is the answer...
AGodDamnTRex
Serious question, have you had one? And how was the pain level?
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
No, we still want one more kid. But my brother had one and I will get one too probably next year. He said the procedure itself is painless because you get local anesthesia. He only needed two days off and a bit ice. No painkillers needed.
pasky080810
This whole lot is great. Thanks @OP
OldBikerDude
ThisIsAccurate
"Demolition Man" was released on October 8, 1993, making it 32 years old as of today
MayorofPantstown
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Nno2OXU2Nmt1NGp6dWFzaTU1YWN0eGxpbHp1YnV4aGd3ZDN4dmd2YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tnYri4n2Frnig/200w.webp
SergeyPrkl
she shells.
speedonthis
#24 Too Many Zooz is their name
Rogerwilco1974
#8 if there's not at least "2 ACK-shully Flavor-Aid" comments, I'll be disappointed
turdferguson74
Today is the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide.
Rogerwilco1974
OH YEAH! I'll drink to that!
RElGNMAN
#26 Everytime...
thepunchline710
#5 could always get a vasectomy. Best of both worlds. Creampies and no kids.
AGodDamnTRex
I've been thinking about it. Have you had one? How was it?
thepunchline710
Yeah I had mine done years ago. It was sore for like a day maybe afterwards. Not bad at all.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#49 i *used* to write vaguely sinister messages inside the display cabinets. Things like "meat ball supply low, dredge ball pit"
alcamar
#2 she knows about the three sea shells
nojustsayitdont
Randomice
What on earth are you watching?
AGodDamnTRex
Lots of stuff! Can you be more specific?
Randomice
I want to watch whatever looks like the girl in #1
OldBikerDude
That is Sydney Sweeney from Euphoria
Randomice
Thank you!
BeerFueledAdventurer
#1 can anyone help me out with a name??
alt1387
Sidney Sweeney. Sadly, she is a Nazi
0xDEC0DE
There's some huge-ish right-wing fake-outrage campaign against some reporter who interviewed her recently. The reporter simply asked her to clarify that she was not, in fact, a white supremacist (she declined)
It's pretty wild.
Zeterai
I wonder if it's more ethically acceptable to sexually objectify a nazi than someone actually worthy of respect.
hyjukilo
I'd wager a majority of people don't even know she's scum, just see 'pretty woman', go caveman brain, and never look up anything else about her.
0xDEC0DE
The number of people white-knighting her on various platforms simply because she is pretty, is WAY higher than it has any right to be. People are stupid.
InnerBushman
#8 fuck this AI slop!!!
AShartInTheWind
#5 That's why I got a vasectomy.
AGodDamnTRex
Serious question. How bad was the pain? Asking for a friend
AShartInTheWind
It wasn't particularly painful. The actual procedure took about an hour and was extremely uncomfortable and I was sweating like crazy. Recovery included some soreness, but overall it wasn't bad and didn't take very long. It was totally worth it if you really want it.
chicharrone
#11 https://imgur.com/y80ydXh
blaghart
#15 As someone with a BTGWife, can confirm
AGodDamnTRex
A what?
Username62611
Battles Tar Galactica Wife
blaghart
Big Titty Goth Wife
Ricdesan
The best kind
Guy0185
#39
FlatPlutoSociety
#8 Stop posting AI slop.
AntaNce
or if you MUST, please LABEL THAT SHIT. Or find the image that this one is mimicking. ffs
igglebotato
no one MUST post AI slop
AntaNce
AGREED.
ironiclast
you mean human bodies aren't just two sets of legs joined at the waist on top of each other?
FlatPlutoSociety
Mine is, but I think I'm an outlier.
AutoBat
Also Jonestown was Flavor-Ade
Davedavedavedavedave
#10 make this movie, Hollywood! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czY3M2w4ZXhiYnV0a2hxcHcxcW5ncWlvb2YxM2MwaGNsbmxhZjlidyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tFK8urY6XHj2w/200w.webp
PorterPickUp
It was called Predators. One of the captured characters was a serial killer.
TheRealSauceBoss
They'd spoil the twist two seconds into the trailer
EroticZombiePants
The best we got is Jason X.
geoffreyfourmyle
#41 strictly speaking creampie refers to the specific act of the jizz oozing back *out* of whatever orifice it got put into, not simply finishing inside. (Source: I worked for a porn company for a while. On-set electrical, lighting, some webserver stuff, not the "talent".)
fartharder
come again?
sundaymondayhippyday
You absorbed some knowledge?
I guess it can’t be helped…. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMXdvamJ1Y2FmbWI1MWtseWE2enI5YW1vYXh1aXZvaDhiczY4dHAzZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/h81fYY4QWj4hlEuqiN/giphy.mp4
OnFridaysWeWearBeskar
I think the general public disagrees with the porn people.
LoftheDesert
I thought creampie was finishing on someone's face? I am out of touch with the terminology it seems.
apairofpetducks
I've always known it to be finishing inside (though I've just learned that's not strictly correct). Anyway, years of usong the internet for its intended purpose has shown me that searching that term brings content of that type.
LoftheDesert
I also realize now, that not being a native English speaker might have morphed my idea a bit. I imagined a creampie to be a pie with cream on top, or at most like the clown thing where it's a plate of whipped cream thrown into someone's face.
2074red2074
No that's called a facial, or a bukkake if a bunch of guys do it to the same girl.
Petrolholic
So are we not gonna talk about the tail in #4
OKSasquatch
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2MwOTNiYnE2ZDFucm16NXVkdzVzNXAxY2xmdHo2enVrZ2gyZGYwaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sirYaPWyjCvEk/200w.webp
Zeterai
https://imgur.com/IhLXPTw.gif
NachoPete
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eTV3bW4ycTN0enp0cnhvdGdxdHVsbW51OGh6MmxodGdwOXhqZ3c0YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/msarSdYFhv6qR0vXHW/200w.webp
psugab
Nope
Username62611
What's there to say? Were you hoping for a store link?
Arracor
The more you stare at #8, the worse it gets.....
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
#8
broadwaynut9
A reference to the Peoples Temple cult’s mass suicide back in the 70’s.
turdferguson74
Actually, today is the anniversary
lurkerthatoccationallywantstocomment
I remember seeing the pictures on the news. Back when news was really researched and vetted news, but often had very adult content, especially the 10 o'clock news. This cartoon brought those images back to me.
euphoricopportunity
#8 it was flavor-aid.
OmnibusLatinName
"I was going out of my mind with boredom. I thought about going to Jonestown for a cool drink and some laughs."
harthram
"Don't drink the Flavor-Aid" doesn't roll off the tongue.
igglebotato
history is often inconvenient
REOJackwagon
#10 I'm not usually a fan of that kind of movie, but I'd watch that
TheRealSauceBoss
But how do you market it without giving away the twist?
REOJackwagon
You explain the story, show normal dude doing normal stuff, he gets abducted, then cut to the dudes face looking crazy with an evil grin as a scared alien looks at him, play "let the bodies hit the floor" while he says " I'm not locked in with you, you're locked in with me" the picture goes dark.as the alien screams, and it says coming summer 2026
psugab
Just show the alien abduction and make the first quarter the part you show. Dad stuff, cook out, scary music covers on, aliens not shown completely but like little flashes. It's possible. They would fuck it up because all movie trailers fuck it up. But it's possible.
OnlyOneArman
Start with basic family stuff. Slow beat fade, guy and his family are screaming as he's being pulled out. Slow beat fade, him holding a bloody knife. Lights go out. "What they don't know... Will definitely hurt them." Quick flash of him at home laughing with his family, and someone says, "They always say it's who you least suspect!" and he gives the camera a surprised/guilty look. Cue title card.
QuatermainFT
The predator movie w/ Adrian Brody sort of does this.
MechKelly
I'm guessing you're referring to Topher Grace's character? Pretty sure the predators knew. Everyone they chose was a killer.
DarkParn
Beat me to it by 5 hours!
magicrhombus
I dislike the mythologizing of serial killers as somehow superhuman. They're more often than not of below average intelligence. There are some that were smarter of course, and the most successful ones either chose extremely vulnerable victims, or were highly charismatic. Neither of those are things that are going to help in the stated scenario.
REOJackwagon
I do too, but I like the idea of pitting 2 villains against each other.
DVSBSTrD
Maybe the alliens were prostitutes? That seems to help a lot.
magicrhombus
Or homeless, or elderly. The elderly are actually the single largest victim demographic for serial killers.
SergeyPrkl
Homeless, old individuals living in their busted vehicle, lightyears away from hometown.
justfillingthespace
Wouldn't most of the ones of above average intelligence be the ones that never got caught?
nlky
Not necessarily, because the main issue preventing them from being caught historically is that police don't do their jobs.
mastikator
Another reason serial killers don't get caught is because the law enforcement is incompetent. Example is Jeffery Dahmer.
meigea11
Would need something closer to 'Under Siege' then
magicrhombus
Yeah, sure. How about a former EOD tech who figures out which parts of the alien ship like to go boom boom, and fills the fucking thing with IEDs?
Badprenup
The problem with that (and the larger premise as a whole) is that even a highly intelligent human is unlikely to be able to understand the technology of an alien species that's capable of interstellar travel and definitely has a different language than us.
They would be so far beyond humans that the premise is essentially the same as a human abducting a dog then the dog suddenly starts making pipe bombs out of fertilizer and hacking into the human's security system. It's absurd.
magicrhombus
I mean yeah, movies like this aren't high cinema or anything.
meigea11
Would watch the dog movie...