Neil the Seal is back, once again fulfilling his duty to annoy the good citizens of Tasmania and cause property damage.

Jun 29, 2026 1:24 PM

Kyzyl

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You CAN park there Neal!!!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's glorbing time

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

He just came for his muffins.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Neil says FUCK THIS POST

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It frustrates me to no end that its not Neal the Seal

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

tell his parents. i guess..

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When he's in the water he's Bob

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Niels thinking that you did property damage by building a road at his hangout spot.

2 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

Ishmael agrees.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would spray him with horrible smelling liquid.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Citizen of Tasmania?!

You mean Neal the seal is back and has to deal with all the humans that destroyed and paved his ancestors land and ate all his forebears

2 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Im just surprised that Tasmania had bears at all, let alone four bears owned by Neals ancestors

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Stay safe

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Assault potato

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The funniest thing is that his name is Neil which happens to rhyme with seal.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

thats funny!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Annoy or entertain? I mean, what a smart community would do is create Neil the Seal magnets, coffee mugs and T-shirts. Sell them to tourists to pay for Neil-protection and the occasional Neil-traffic-escort, or possible property damage... I mean idk what a quarter ton? half-ton? seal gets up to but I imagine he could easily cause some property damage if he takes a fancy to someone's boat/fence/yard chair. Why not make a fund for Neil from tourist type tchotchkes?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would 1000% buy Neil merch.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The most aggressive pancake.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

if I learned anything from Freya the walrus, this is not going to end well for Neil

2 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Way too close to humans!! Watch out Neil!!

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Neil seems a lot more used to humans

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Humans stink

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He has been doing it for years.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One does not simply steal a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy SEAL

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neil, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The seal is back in town, the seal is back in town!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyB8PMTD3o

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kissing all their roses.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guess who just got back today? Neil the seal that had been away.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bogan alert!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok, but is neil thumping all the pollars because he thinks they are after his babes, because it's fun, or what?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same reason people practice with punching bags, he's gotta know how to throw his weight to hopefully master a beach some day.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he thinks, rihteously, that all the human building stuff are on his property without perimission.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you can't park there mate

2 months ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 2

Just waitin for a mate

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh but he's gonna

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am noticing some green wood posts and safety cones, I think, specifically so he can "park there" (not the first time I've seen him "parked," on this, elbow-ish, section of road). LOL!!!

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he can in fact park there

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Where does a 500 pound seal park?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wherever the fuck they want.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're goddamn right.

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