Annoy or entertain? I mean, what a smart community would do is create Neil the Seal magnets, coffee mugs and T-shirts. Sell them to tourists to pay for Neil-protection and the occasional Neil-traffic-escort, or possible property damage... I mean idk what a quarter ton? half-ton? seal gets up to but I imagine he could easily cause some property damage if he takes a fancy to someone's boat/fence/yard chair. Why not make a fund for Neil from tourist type tchotchkes?
I am noticing some green wood posts and safety cones, I think, specifically so he can "park there" (not the first time I've seen him "parked," on this, elbow-ish, section of road). LOL!!!
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
You CAN park there Neal!!!
BenjamminAndersen
It's glorbing time
satanslittleposter
He just came for his muffins.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Neil says FUCK THIS POST
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
It frustrates me to no end that its not Neal the Seal
lx469
tell his parents. i guess..
JRaven419
When he's in the water he's Bob
zanarchy805
Niels thinking that you did property damage by building a road at his hangout spot.
TheShirker
Ishmael agrees.
Nightshift603
I would spray him with horrible smelling liquid.
ChopOnBrother2021
Citizen of Tasmania?!
You mean Neal the seal is back and has to deal with all the humans that destroyed and paved his ancestors land and ate all his forebears
admiralawesome4213
Im just surprised that Tasmania had bears at all, let alone four bears owned by Neals ancestors
Polymathena
Stay safe
sircowdog
Assault potato
pan069
The funniest thing is that his name is Neil which happens to rhyme with seal.
lx469
thats funny!
Aelonwy
Annoy or entertain? I mean, what a smart community would do is create Neil the Seal magnets, coffee mugs and T-shirts. Sell them to tourists to pay for Neil-protection and the occasional Neil-traffic-escort, or possible property damage... I mean idk what a quarter ton? half-ton? seal gets up to but I imagine he could easily cause some property damage if he takes a fancy to someone's boat/fence/yard chair. Why not make a fund for Neil from tourist type tchotchkes?
wildlycurious1
I would 1000% buy Neil merch.
myr14d
The most aggressive pancake.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
if I learned anything from Freya the walrus, this is not going to end well for Neil
ProcrastinatingWork
Way too close to humans!! Watch out Neil!!
Macwalrus
Neil seems a lot more used to humans
7chickens123000
Humans stink
SteveFair1
He has been doing it for years.
zigbigidorlu
rezurok
One does not simply steal a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy SEAL
haki23
Neil, you fat lard, come get some dinner!
cytherians
"The seal is back in town, the seal is back in town!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quyB8PMTD3o
mikeatike
Kissing all their roses.
nameisunavailable
Guess who just got back today? Neil the seal that had been away.
Blasfemur
Bogan alert!
Doompug
Ok, but is neil thumping all the pollars because he thinks they are after his babes, because it's fun, or what?
antikytherion
Same reason people practice with punching bags, he's gotta know how to throw his weight to hopefully master a beach some day.
SergeyPrkl
No, he thinks, rihteously, that all the human building stuff are on his property without perimission.
MajorNikon
you can't park there mate
SteersAndQueers
Just waitin for a mate
TheOldSchoolisBack
Neil: https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldGJlZ2lmbW5ucWxqZm50c2ltamk0eXAwajczN2E1ZDhqaTkwMDd1eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oEduEHWLW6UiPA1Ww/giphy.mp4
SindarElla
Oh but he's gonna
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
I am noticing some green wood posts and safety cones, I think, specifically so he can "park there" (not the first time I've seen him "parked," on this, elbow-ish, section of road). LOL!!!
Poopette
he can in fact park there
BeaverOnFire
BrockEffingSamson
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTRsN3lzczJmank4Y3p4aTY1b2hweGNrdTFuYms3Mmlxdjg3YjFweSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/c44CySyEjbF04/200w.webp
Snooj
Where does a 500 pound seal park?
Botticelliii
Wherever the fuck they want.
Snooj
You're goddamn right.