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Feb 1, 2018 9:01 AM
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tyro1
Citizen Cope: “what you’ve done here, has put yourself between a wizard and a Hobbit”
BronzeLeaguePro
Well in the book, the hobbits won. Sarumann got his bitch ass handed to him.
Janusha
I think Colbert is the most cater-for-all personality on tv now.
SmartestDumbGuy
Has nobody seen Green Street Hooligans?
mikev2
Give me the fucking bees!
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
Spaceorbisgaming
We know one thing for sure Daniel can never be late his a wizard and they show on time all the time.
tazlah
Unless they say Diagonally!
SaintJStew
Sauce? I can't find this anywhere
goflyblind
Thisisirrelvantcontent
#GandalfSad
GoldFrieza
Ohh. I thought that was Elijah Wood.
DerpNerpem
They should add it to the next HBO ppv
zbigogre
Is there a non-violent kissing option?
Logoth
Naaa @Tazlah, reposts are never fun.
tazlah
Then Imgur wouldn’t exist! Fuckoff with your cranky.
Logoth
See? I was right. This is no fun at all.
tazlah
You’ve reposted too buddy.
JackOLoser
Ha ha! ... Starting a sentence related to Colbert with "ha ha!". That's funny in a relatively obscure way.
TheLastBaboon
Didn't they schedule an actual boxing match at a comi-con, then cancelled it at the last second?
EvilNapkin
I don’t know. But that notification you got tricked you into coming back! :P
Darkspire
He's gonna remember that when he is out of TP, you evil napkin!
raidygaga
I’d pay to watch that LARP.
prongrammar
I‘d bring the Eliah wood from Hooligans to the fight instead of the hobbit.
Elven91
Let's see how it fares against my Radcliffe from Swiss Army Man
notinmywatch
Harry Potter was not a wizard, he was just a kid with a lot of luck
justsomepersonbutyeah
And Elijah played him so well
Dingus2
You're not posting on imgur, you're just a person in the universe with the internet.
therealzerobot
Squossifrage
Nah, he was a kid with Hermione to keep his head on straight and pull his ass out of the fire.
manamarish
"you're a kid with a lot of luck, harry" just doesn't have the same ring to it
DelightfullyOdd
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
Wait elaborate. Could he not do magic?
tracereading
He could, but he had the situational awareness of a rock.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
I'm so sad they cancelled Dirk Gently :(
MadHakon
To be fair, I watched the first episode of season 2 and haven't gone back. Just didn't draw me in this time
Barnstokkr
They cancelled it?!
boonearoo
Me too. Thought the second season was a bit thin on plot but it set up some cool story lines going forward.
AleksandrBlazkowicz
Me too. Make sure to suggest to netflix to pick up season 3!
TommyCreo
Whaaat? I din't know that. Outrageous! Maybe Netflix will pick it up? Here's hoping.
nexusband
https://www.change.org/p/netflix-renew-dirk-gently-s-holistic-detective-agency-for-season-3-future-seasons
SpaceballsTheComment
Oh, so that's what 2018 is about? I went in with zero expectations and STILL get disappointed?
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
If could upvote upvote you to the top I would.
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Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
Yes... Harry vs Frodo... Ron Vs Sam... Smeagol vs... Hermione...
QueenAmy
Harry's Ron trembled but was battle wizened and ready
ThrobbinHoodz
Harry could see that even though these hobbits were the size of children, they had the eyes of experienced men. Men who had seen hell
zadel99
And yet, Frodo saw in the young one the look of one who also has seen death
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
He unsheathed his trusty Ron to strike!
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Which Ron we talking about here? Movie!Ron, Book!Ron, or Musical!Ron? Because in a fight, that order goes from worst to best.
AbusedPickle
Ron in his Ron shirt that was just as bad as he was
DoktorLurker
I still want to see a movie where Elijah plays Daniel Radcliffe and Daniel plays Elijah Wood.
DeniseReade
And they're twins but one doesn't know the other exists and the one who does know is evil and out to ruin his twins life
DeniseReade
Also they're Australian because we'll be so angry if they do the movie in the other accent and Australian is neither.
battery1979
And Mark Wahlberg plays Matt Damon and vice versa.
secondgoaround
Write a script and mail it to someone important. Don’t forget a random sex scene to see if they actually read it.
esquelleto
Zockerocker93
I guess the Netflix show "Dirk Gentley's hollistic detective agency" has the best changes among all others to deliver that someday?
neospor1n
Face / Off 2 -- This time we put eachothers faces on people who look basically the same, and we cant remember who is who
OffendedSkeleton
ColinRulz
Omegarighteous
If there is a new season of dirk gently holistic detective agency, I want Daniel Radcliffe to play Todd and it never to be brought up why
AwwDamn321
......brilliant
LtKifKroker
I think there was a well detailed plot described with them as bad guys at comic con and vin diesel and the rock are the good guys
Kyman201
I remember that. Vin Diesel and the Rock were hardcore nerds, also cops, trying to hide their nerdness. They have to infiltrate Comic Con. >
Kyman201
< The villain is Elijah Wood (played by Daniel Radcliff) and his assistant is Daniel Radcliff (played by Elijah Wood)
MisterDooDah
And in the same movie, Matt Damon plays Mark Wahlberg and Mark plays Matt
Nalianna
And Chat smith plays Will Ferell, and WIll Ferell plays Chad Smith.
Nalianna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y
alecdshope
You can't. They're the same person (like the Olsen "twins").
littlegoblin
And Daniel is the side-kick
everypostepic
Have you searched PornHub?
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
It's been in production for over 5 years now...
robbo03712
I don't know about Daniel but I know Elijah Wood
malbec
How they’re not in a remake of Twins is beyond me
6Oh4
LuckyWristbands
I still wanna see Daniel play an animated corpse on a deserted island
skooterLaughin
NO YOU DON'T!
Uncre8ive123
RippleNipple
manifestcrackers
Boy do I have a movie for you!
FrellingFarbot
boomdockmafia
Daniel Radcliffe looks like Elijah Wood on meth
MemedtheStableBoy
*uncomfortable laugh
tehzpoon
More votes for this one.
Tigrastic
I skimmed over the picture then took a double take. That pic is creepy.
KranjisMcBasketball
Ouwaology
Lol. I wondered why Elijah Wood looked so funny.
sulfuratus
Soo... which one of them is that?
Slindrin
Danjah Radwood
ILiveUnderARock
Yes.
blir
Yes
HeavenOrHellLetsRock
And in the movie fans keep asking Daniel, playing Elijah, for a Harry Potter autograph.
Greyeyes1973
And Toby McGuire shows up and fucks everyone up
DoktorLurker
Doesn't he always?
DoktorLurker
I saw another film idea, that Elijah plays Daniel at a convention(?) and Daniel plays the bad guy. Or something like that.
RheaButt
kiive
Gonna dot this. Someone send it to Terry. We need his opinions.
DoktorLurker
Yep. That's it.
DoktorLurker
I just had this idea where Vin catches Terry buying a Waifu body pillow and he gets all flustered trying to explain it.