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NameOfRandomThingOnDesk
Bucket list, bucket list, bucket list, parking lot. One of these things is not like the others.
TheFullyFunctioningAdult
I like how there are all these beautiful destinations in foreign countries that one should see, and America gets a car park
Superchief86
#6 That's not skiing.
ermahgerdberteful
snow skateboard
CClop
If you put those together it makes "snowboard". Neat huh?
ermahgerdberteful
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1/2
ermahgerdberteful
H 2/2
AGROOVYASSASSIN
STEP 1) Be rich
sendguineapics
Step 2: have lots of time to waste
CorgiCircus
Of all the things in the USA, you pick Death Valley and a Parking lot.
Fantastapotomus
having been through Death Valley, it's pretty freaking dull. In CA you could however see, the oldest, largest and tallest trees in the world
TastyTastyScience
"See all the most expensive tourist-oriented places!" Seriously, there's more to travelling than that.
GoldenGreek10
As a native born Chicagoan, we don't have a "Willis Tower" anywhere in the confines of our great city.
BuckeyeBTH
WoodenShoe
Stand with one foot in Utah, one foot in New Mexico, shit in Arizona and piss in Colorado.
casuallyfunny
Shit in Utah and piss in New Mexico. FTFY.
Imeancmonhullo
NEW MEXICO REPRESENT
casuallyfunny
Apparently we have some fans of two of the shittiest states in the West.
Hypen
Best border In the U.S.
Michelicorne
Looks like a challenge I'm willing to take.
laisametschbaetzlaondsoidawirschd
Then discover somebody did it the other way round, one foot in Arizona, one foot in Colorade just before your attempt.
CorgiCircus
The Broncos won the Super Bowl, piss in New Mexico instead.
IHateYourHappines
You're my kind of person
bitterwaterclan
Hmm, done that.
theluckysuccess
Wasn't that a scene in the movie Vacation?
chezbalz
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Radis
No one is stopping you from pissing in all 4 states. Shitting is a bit riskier, but possible if you are brave enough.
daelith
Given it's now a gated tourist attraction on the reservation, someone will probably stop you.
missleadinginiformation
Once I start the flow there is no stopping
HocusPenis
marmotosaur
so perfect..
BadMouthGent
Shit and piss in all four states by doing a spin as you relieve yourself.
shimmernshine
Actually, drop your boulders in Colorado and piss on AZ please. Shit's on fire, yo.
Thurmanjr7
Why are you pissing in Colorado?!
WoodenShoe
"It's the water."
Thurmanjr7
*Coors light
bitterwaterclan
Cause fuck the donkeys, that's why.
Thurmanjr7
FUCK YOU
corvus3132
Right, Colorado is awesome.
Thatllbuffrightout
Smell the scenic steel mill in Cleveland, Ohio!
Tunaccat
I like how this started with real names and slowly became "Underwater building!" and "This mountain I found off Google images!"
idontliketheclonebone
The world's largest swimming pool, right next to the ocean?
swenglishperson
also that picture is from dubai not chile
YourGosh
Ocean there is painfully cold, and currents and waves are dangerous for swimmers and little boats ('pacific' ocean, yeah right)
SomebodyCallTheExterminator
Can confirm. Lived there for a couple years and experienced both the ocean and pool.
MikeAracter
I read it too fast ,and now I want to go swimming in the largest pool of chili.
Superjoepez
Yea, that part of the coast is extremely dangerous. Where most coasts have a long costal shelf to soften waves Chile's is extremely short
SIRSKELTAL
I have a pretty severe fear of the ocean, but absolutely adore swimming, so I'm glad something like that exists.
SamicusThePick
Imagine how long it would take to drain if someone shit in it
cousteau
...ok let's say it's the second largest
Migole
The pool is ocean water though, just calmer (as in: no currents etc.) and heated.
Orenda
Largest swimming pool in Chile*
YourGosh
*largest swimming pool that happens to be in a private condo, in Chile
SpaceTimer8032
Largest swimming pool by surface area in the world is in Chile*
JohnCalvinCoolidgeJr
no, that is in egypt, built in 2015. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_swimming_pools the one in chile is second largest
rickibobbie
The fuck.. No.5 is in Pakistan.
mymylee
yep. BUT, one can swim only in the little pools on the sides, the rest is for boats.
LadyOfSpaceAndTime
that sucks
theorem604
No, you can swim in the whole thing. Was there in 2010 and can confirm this. The little pools are for wading, kids and chilling out.
mymylee
I ve read something from a travel site, maybe their info is outdated.
idontliketheclonebone
Soooooooo.... a boat pool, next to the ocean...
Michelicorne
It's called Capitalism. And it's awesome.
fireeternal
Im not sure if you're being sarcastic or if there actually are people that say things like that.
EugeneMeltsner
Is there something wrong with capitalism?
Michelicorne
I was sarcastic.
Lupine1982
Seriously? Plastic bottle parking lot? Way to phone it in USA
RezDogLover
The 2nd biggest piece of shit in this picture article after the fake British swimming pool that doesn't exist. Yeah go for the parking lot..
Mcknizzle
Hey, if you don't like it might I suggest a hike through Death Valley. I hear it's great this time of year
Mcknizzle
Or walk around in Chicago. Same effect
Denbus26
I feel like the Grand Canyon should make just about every sightseeing bucket list
ilvincbs
Just went 2 days ago.... I vehemently agree!
tupacshomie
I wouldn't drive across town to see either of those plastic bottle things, much less travel internationally.
JesusMowsMyLawn
Hey, we also have Chicago, so....there's that....I guess.
RideTheTiger
Went to Chicago and got mugged
skydivingDog
Come see the renamed tower, and look upon one of our eh cities!
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
As a Chilean, there are LOTS and better places to visit here than that pool.
MeMeasaur
Come jump off our bridges - New Zealand
ThaKuniva
Hey man there is a rope attached to your feet so you will won't die
TotallyNotYourTeacher
I'm gonna leave crimea down the list for a while.
rickibobbie
Still not as bad as chicago
KharnApproves
I saw that and thought 'Aw yeah, go to Crimea so a Russian can shoot you and blame someone else'
Michelicorne
Where the fuck is Moonlightacrossmontain ,
KharnApproves
DOT.
manuerm
the far east of photoshop land
Bisright
Nice to know the British one is something we haven't got around to building yet
Janusha
Ad the USA one was a parking space.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Well what you really get trying to check this one off is the disappointment, and that's quintessentially British.
Rediculocity
Must be the highway agency building it. Target date: 6 weeks, reality: 16 months.
Stev757
It probably never will be built. Structurally, its extremely stupid.
RezDogLover
Right? How do people not realize that's a piece of concept art for a project... biggest pet peeve on the internet. It's not real, morons.
Bisright
At least it says it's a concept. Just don't know why it's included on the list.
imgurane
Little confused on that myself. What exactly do you go and see? The buildings the picture was based on?
KharnApproves
Shit the US apparently has a parking space. Fuck all those national parks and monuments.
ReadySetBake
Did you miss Chicago & Death Valley?
KharnApproves
No, I'm just kind of curious as to why a parking spot is better than literally thousands of other cool things.
hpdubcraft
"Fuck going to Big Sur, they want the parking lot."
imgurane
Mt. Everest? Naw Daddy, that's boring. Let's go see the plastic bottles at the beach and the parking lot!
EikonaCloud
"Wanna go to Yellowstone?" "Nah mate parking lot with plastic bottles."
alienescape
Wouldn't even consider it for my top 1000 locations
rezpawner
#5 is dangerous as fuck, and is NOT recommended by the Norwegian tourist board. It's not an amusement park. It's nature. Nature isn't safe.
Mcknizzle
Im gonna do it
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
Nature is gonna kill you: no one has gotten away so far. Only questions are when and where.
yzmaina
Was there last year, there's a long line of people waiting to take their picture out there. And in september a woman died there :/
aStrangerVoid
Oglaf's Wilderness Survival Guide (SFW for once) http://media.oglaf.com/comic/rangerron.jpg
ICantBelieveIGotOutOfBedForThis
Always upvote Oglaf
ruben10111
True, tourists have died from time to time, being the idiot they were. Not from falling, but the insane decrease of speed at the bottom.
EvelynRose
Only now you just made me realize that falling has never killed anyone. It's what happens after you stop falling. Mind. Blown.
Yetiphobia
Even falling in love with Ted Bundy didn't do it. The only women he came across that he didn't kill were his GFs.
undertheaurora
Yeah, no one come to Canada. I like visiting the beautiful spots with no tourists.
Mcknizzle
And you stay away from Chicago and Detroit and Death Valley. Deal?
TR8TORFINN
Wanna go to Chicago, play watch dogs. Wanna go to Death Valley play mad max. Want to go to Detroit play Fallout. Sounds like a good deal
deinfavorit
The Oktoberfest is actually just a million of tourists puking, there are nicer and cheaper beerfests. Actually almost every city has one.
dasklaus
And it has the rape rate of a war zone.
KillahQueen
I've always wanted to go to Plastic Bottles, Rio de Janeiro
mutedia
JANERIO!!!!!!!
GoodbyeSpaceSword
Most amazing place in the wrold.
screwdriverone
Come to Australia and get: eaten, bitten, roasted, disemboweled, stung, poisoned and dismembered, all in your first day!
hereforcake
I know someone who is taking their honeymoon there and I was like, "I didn't take you for suicidal".
Superchief86
Or come to Perth and sigh with disappointment at the lameness of the Swan Bells!
hellotheregovenah
Don't forget these little monsters!
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fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Jokes on you, that's my fe- You know what? No. Australia's too extreme even for me.
Lulabel73
Don't forget carjacked by the apex gang!
Nabashin
Apex gang?
CindyTheTVsLeaking
That may be the last stop on your bucket list then...
tomalt
That's Aussie airport taxi ranks for you.
Messina
"Visit the red light district in Amsterdam"
iamthisguy247
Go to Thailand....for a thing.
Pabloblibli
Try one of each color.
WHATAREYADOIN
Thrella
Mee too! Lucky I'm from Rio so I ticked two off from someone else's bucket list.... I guess?
lethalin
inugod
perfect
Lezbedevious
Here's your 5/7
orangemarmaladesky
http://imgur.com/sxClg1G
BobJonesmithsonton
Fuck Nick Cannon!
girlyThings84
Hahahahahajah
Lezbedevious
Yup and I sit here thinking what could i do to get wealthy... Oh the things i would do
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
looprix
A I R B N B bitches
ellafamelia
This, exactly. First thought after the first photo.
huhgo
Sums up my thoughts
Kudoskid
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Twitter-I-wanna-travel-the-world-Then-d20389.png
ShentoSama
Then the answer is simple. Get bed ridden in a hospital due to cancer so you can share a room with a guy who likes cat shit coffee.
yourmumiswatchingthinkbeforeyoupost
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc51tCVGv1r03eaxo1_400.gif
Bertholomew
I'm going to WORK in CANADA.
Sailboatt
I work in Canada idn what this means though :(
AFuckingBazooka
Is it nice to live in Canada? I want to go to Canada. Am American.
Bertholomew
It means I can't afford to go to cool places. So I'm going..
Decoyape11
But if you're willing to give up certain comforts or luxuries, save a little bit here and there. You can afford LSD.
LinearEquation
Somebody's got their priorities straight.
BananaBard
I can't give up my candles
Decoyape11
It's all about choices.
Iwouldbenick
*memories
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
Some of my best memories are from hanging out with Lucy.
Iwouldbenick
a weeks vacation in 8 hours!
RydOrDie
in the Sky with Diamonds
Imbradpitt
I just checked the cheapest rate for a water bungalow in the maldives. $1100 a night......
ThoriatedFlash
Well I guess that one's not going on my list... It probably smells like dead fish anyways...
SerpentWearer
Even if they went out of their way to apply fresh fish smell every hour it wouldn't be worth $1100 a night.
PonyMadness
Come back to this comment if you ever come into a lot of money. I use to use to think the same way until I got a high paying job.
Dani52885
Here's a list of some affordable water bungalows. http://www.priceoftravel.com/992/the-11-cheapest-overwater-bungalow-resorts-in-the-world/
Dani52885
For some reason it takes you past the list on the page so make sure you scroll up to see the list!
tbonehavoc
That's so oppressively expensive I nearly downvoted you. But I didn't. Have an upvote
Imbradpitt
dani52885 found me a low price resort for 283 a night from july 1-5. not bad! i just have to pay $4417 round trip for my gf and I in airfare
hdotdl
I stayed at the hotel in Dubai with the aquarium it was similarly priced at 1500-2000k a night
Sailboatt
2000k would be $2,000,000 :o im gonna go out on a limb and say you mean 2k right *.*?
hdotdl
Yea yea at 2000000 I might as well just buy a house there.
JimboPM
Bet it'll make one Hell of a honeymoon though. I'd pay 3,000 to bang my wife in one for a weekend.
TheRealDwightSchrute
For $1100 a night she better let you do butt stuff.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
She better do buttstuff to herself
thatshytidontlike
Ass play in a water bungalow in the Maldives? Yasssssssss!
geiokami
Don't forget the Giants Causeway in Ireland! Naturally formed hexagonal spires.
EamonMacAodh
In fact don't waste your time on the causeway. Lived for 30 years within 2 hours of it without seeing it. Bitter disappointment .
Yetiphobia
Then you can swim across to Fingal's Cave in Scotland, the "other end" of the Causeway. But don't swim really. U will die.
DumbBr0ad
The path of what?! No. Fuck you very much.
bobbynixon
White people.
YodasLeftEar
path of nope
isthisusernamealreadychosen
miko1996
Thats why you put it at the end of the bucket list, cause you will die
iPez
come on, you can trust chinese workforce quality
Britich
Not to mention the quality of the glass.
OriginaIPoster
Is there a path of life I can go on?
fireor12
Sure: imgur.com
OriginaIPoster
I said path of life not path of no life
imgurane
I hear God is handing out directions for that
saveass
The path just need to be last in the bucket list...
VikingInOz
OP is evidently not afraid of heights.
ThatGuyWithTheTopHat
well, it is a Bucket list....
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
I'd like to hire some chubby dudes to jog along that thing.
ozzycats
Get me some exo squad toys and just maybe
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
As a chubby dude, https://media.giphy.com/media/rTerf6T9LfYkw/giphy.gif.
amoeba15
+1 for Ryan Stiles
Dsoir
Another chubby dude here: already did the glass bridge at Grand Canyon and now I live Cina, Let's Go!!!
LauraKickass
"And now I live in Cena, Let's Go!!!"
Dsoir
+1 for the catch
keepthevibesalive
Mt Hua. Did this last year with my brothers. Exhilarating yet sketchy as hell
imgurane
Awesome... I was thinking about doing this one actually. Care to elaborate a little more?
keepthevibesalive
If I can answer any specific questions let me know!
keepthevibesalive
Sorry for the late reply. Mt Hua is gorgeous. Take the gondola up and hike the rest of the way. The plank walk is 20 minutes out and back
imgurane
Did the path feel rickety/falling apart? How about the chains? It looks fairly safe clipped in... Also, can you bring your own harness?
keepthevibesalive
I am obviously very terrible at replying...the path felt very sturdy, but it's definitely not a smooth path. Depending on how trusting you
keepthevibesalive
And I'm not sure about bringing your own harness, but I would imagine not. The harnesses they have up there are perfectly suitable and safe
keepthevibesalive
are, the chains are perfectly OK. I wouldn't lean out on on them because I don't desire that much of a rush, but plenty of people do.
Maxxbod
There're way better things to do in Germany, then drink beer on the Oktoberfest in Munich.
stuffinator
Don't go there for drinking, go there for the beer mug brawls.
SergeOrge
wacken for example ;)
maratheconover
oh hell yeah. I would rather go to a techno club in Hamburg. That would be so fun.
YouThinkThatsBad
Still, Oktoberfest is quite the experience plus it's known around the world so it's something you can later relate to others you meet
deinfavorit
And beerfests where 1L of beer is less than 11 Euro.
LittleMsSparkles
I'm from the USA. We have a place to park.
KaptainKraken
I'm from the UK, we apparently have a swimming pool concept. But not the actual swimming pool. But we'll get to it after we finish our tea.
LittleMsSparkles
"Two buildings" I hope one day you guys can have 3. Lol
Denbus26
Right? Where's the Grand Canyon and the redwood forests and Old Faithful and all the other amazing stuff we have?
Lulabel73
I'm from Australia, we didn't even make the list!
Mcknizzle
I heard you guys are building your first theme park which is awesome! You should make a new list and add that to it.
Lulabel73
We already have theme parks but which one are you talking about? Is it Disney?! Please tell me it's Disney
Mcknizzle
That would be neat but no, I heard it was a water park which is nuts considering the water issues there. You guys already have theme parks?
Lulabel73
In Queensland they have sea world, wet and wild world and Warner bros movies world. There's probably a few other smaller water parks 1/
youmoron
i had a 16 day vacation in Australia. It was incredible.
Lulabel73
I'm glad to hear that. What did you do? Where did you go?
youmoron
Went all over the eastern side, and spent probably 4 days in the outback. From Brisbane to Melbourne. did all the touristy stuff.
Lulabel73
Cool, I've never actually been to the outback. :)
youmoron
rode my first horse in the outback, and it was attacked by another horse, threw boomerangs with Aborigines, got knocked out from it.
yaotzin
Can't even afford that igloo and I fucking live in Finland...
BreadyStinellis
It's got to cost thousands a night I would think.
NucularCrisitunity
Damn, is it really that expensive? It looks cozy af!
BreadyStinellis
There are spas in the Midwest that cost $2000 a night, there's no way this isn't at least 4k USD. The cost of heating that....
NucularCrisitunity
Off of my list then :/
nefernefer
actually, i just checked and its starts from 300 euros a night for two with breakfast, at least double in winter though.
BreadyStinellis
Can you see the northern lights there? The northern lights are on my bucket list. It's the entirety of my bucket list actually.
nefernefer
I suppose. You don't need an expensive hotel for that and also can't know for sure they will be around for a certain night.
nefernefer
But they're fairly common in Lapland, sometimes you can see them in middle or southern Finland as well!
greenmailbox
Sears tower*
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rudejohn
The building was renamed Willis Tower on July 16, 2009, yet only 90s kids will remember?
ambycakes84
I was looking for this comment!
allmylifeihadalumpinthebackofmyneckalwaysalump
DeepwaterJew
Da real MVP
awwwfuck
for realsies, that room is fucking freaky
secondcityguitars
Came in to say this. Found my work already done. Leaving satisfied.
ireallyshouldbeworkingrightnow
Fucking thank you
thedwarvesareforthedwarves
Came here to make the same comment. It will always be the Sears tower!
TheFuzziestBunnyAround
...I came here to make that comment, and then clicked to make your reply... It's the hivemind at work.
gloriouspeanutbutter
I've actually been there! It was pretty cool
RocketFeathers
Can take ~2 hours from time you get to south entrance until you get to ledge. Long line at ledge. Dirt from people shoes, yes they clean it.
RocketFeathers
(2/2) And yes it is an awesome view, worth the wait.
Madhouse1926
Spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, pronounced Sears
JoeReo
Chicagoian here, the majority of people here still call it Sears Tower
brrrackobama
Kickstarter idea: raise money, buy the building, change name back to what it's supposed to be. Who's in?
BasisPoints
Blackstone just bought the building for $1.5 BILLION, and they probably expect a handsome return... not sure we could pull that off ;)
brrrackobama
Not bad! Imgur has ~150M users. So if we each give just $10, we'll have 1.5B. Totally doable.
SOpraHB
I don't care what paperwork, signs, ownership, or the law have to say. It is and forever will be the Sears tower damnit!
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
I'm from Nebraska, and even I refuse to acknowledge Willis Tower.
Wolfmanwolf
Then you're an honorary Chicagoan, put ketchup on a hotdog to cancel
Impossibrew
From Kansas, me neither
Sifernos
No one here will ever call it the Willis Tower.
nragz
RevolutionOnHerLips
Everyone was calling it Willis when I went last, first time I found out about the name change. Broke my heart every time.
OtherRichard
My cabbie did when I went. I asked to be taken to the sears tower. His response "which one". He thought I wanted to go to sears.
OtherRichard
I had to look up the fact that the name had been changed. He then knew exactly where I was going
gluedbuttocks
Had the same thing happen to me in an Uber. They were like "you mean the Willis?"
OtherRichard
"Which sears?!?" still kills me all I could respond was "the big one" because I was so dumbfounded
WookieWookieWookie
I can't imagine the arrogance of the asshole that decided to change it.
daiconrad
I know, it's like, "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?!"
BasisPoints
It was actually a financial services company called Willis... but yeah, fuck them anyway! :D
WookieWookieWookie
I know, I just mean some douche in that company thought no one here would mind.