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It was pretty great, I'm not gonna lie.
Apr 6, 2017 12:24 AM
imprettyawesomeiswear
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It was pretty great, I'm not gonna lie.
gjackjack
Reeaally? Not even 1 letter?
gimmemashwho
That's a reasonably shitty thing to do
imprettyawesomeiswear
Ok Ashley Madison account holder.
FvcktangularBondulance
That's a shitty thing to do by all parties involved. Congratulations.
imprettyawesomeiswear
Two single adults having sex is a bad thing?
dudeondudeaction
Brag/fession bear? What is this madness?
imprettyawesomeiswear
Two birds, one stone amirite?
FernandoRumdebum
I'm just surprised you weren't crucified for it/called a lying piece of shit. You had sex, that enrages these loveless feckers ;)
TheTitan94
...are you Irish by any chance?
FernandoRumdebum
Wee bit
Ryichigo
So you and she intent to have said fuck anyway, you seem proud to be involved in there breakup
imprettyawesomeiswear
I honestly was not. They had their own issues. But he escalated it past sleeping with me to doing other things and she had enough.
soulmercenary
Not a good idea to suggest something is happening when it's not. Tends to sow ideas in people's heads.
KittenKiller
Well.. You didn't sleep with her before. But seems like he had a good reason to be jealous though. And he might have dodged a bullet there
Manzojo
Agreed
Unverified
TheMightyKibbless
There it is
Beepot
eroso
I don't understand what's so unbelievable about this story. That's a pretty common jelous bf setting turn out.
Unverified
If she's that willing to have sex after the fact, the bf had a right to be concerned
eroso
So? Doesn't change the story. It only makes it more believable.
imprettyawesomeiswear
You might be right, I don't know anything about her private life except that he made me part of it for no reason. I had met him once...
imprettyawesomeiswear
I don't even flirt with coworkers. I try to keep everything professional. I clearly failed once I was not sober.
methamphetamemez
What?
Ifidonttelltheinternetwhowill
Neither of those things happened.
mcoyle
I can believe it. It's how me and my current bf got together. And it's now been 2 years
gdubh
Confession is not warranted
stopitlucas
Did you smash in a storage locker?
imprettyawesomeiswear
What? No...gross.
stopitlucas
He works at a storage place
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
You slut.
zhukoz
Why? They'd broken up?
SexualConsent
imprettyawesomeiswear
Possibly.
Fuglysack
What would it take to bring that "Possibly" to a "Definitely"? *Unzips* Asking for a friend.
imprettyawesomeiswear
A few more failed relationships?
imprettyawesomeiswear
On my part. Not other people's failed relationships lol
HungryWampa
I believe I can be of assistance. I am a veteran of failed relationships.
Fuglysack
687474703a2f2f6d2e696d6775722e636f6d2f3134584247496d
Humans sleep with millions of tiny organisms every night. That makes You a slut too
AngelicIcefire
Read that as orgasms. Was confused.
grammarpolicecheif
596f75726541466167676f74
grammarpolicecheif
*
sulfuratus
Nice catch, cheif.
Forzablu
This bother me. Been there and I feel for the guy. He probably loves the girl and you had sex with her just because he was jealous. Dang.
imprettyawesomeiswear
Love? Don't even think they were together long enough
OfficialJoeBiden
That's not something you would know.
imprettyawesomeiswear
If you love and trust someone there's no acting like a moron. If you're insecure find help don't push your mate away.
mcoyle
I'm with you OP. My ex did the same thing to me. Super jealous of a guy friend. Pushed me away. Ended up dating other guy. Super happy now
metalfoto
Never heard bout ex-coworker-revenge. Sounds fine
MegaDiogenes
It's funny because it didn't happen.
nothanksnothanks
And then you woke up
cazzegiare
similar: had a roommate accuse me of hitting on his gf, which i didn't. when they broke up over that and other insecurities, i nailed her.
NurseMary
First rule to dating hot piece of ass: remain chill and don't let "why would she be faithful to me?" eat at you. Being questioned sucks.
TheStorytellerComic
You misspelled ragrets.
nonamejanie
and jealousy
MassiveMaoMao
Ahem, it's "ragerts" thank you...
imprettyawesomeiswear
Apologies, sir.
ADRTheMan
Regerts*
mfxoxes
Thank you
75PercentSith
That's my creedo!
scheminspeilblerd
What cha gonna do bout it eyebrows?!
Mattman310
Sorry! I was eating a Milky Way?
Mattman310
(reference if you need it) https://youtu.be/dF4bGNocwV8
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
He also has no rugrats
nonamejanie
and jealousy
LordVolcom
Regurts?
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
He also has no rugrats
Emblem100
Well maybe soon she might be pregnant
imprettyawesomeiswear
Condoms.
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
http://gph.is/11AGX0Z
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
http://gph.is/1UaPe6T
HesADandyGuy1nSpace
http://gph.is/1K3OYlJ
WorstRingStingEver
He rugrots nothing
YoMisterE
Sorry... I was eating a Milky Way.
PatticusMaximus
They're good rugrets brint
ryry1237
Just hope he doesn't end up with rugrats after that session.
TheStorytellerComic
I regrot nathong.
yayo515
Regerts*
CatBlaster5000
*Richard.
TheStorytellerComic
Eye rograts nutheng.
imprettyawesomeiswear
Eye dant curr aneemo.
LetumComplexo
dun cur had secks.
Delyruin
I seriously don't know what this is supposed to say, so well done.
LovelyJubbly
It's supposed to be I don't care anymore.
imprettyawesomeiswear
Hounddog13
YoMisterE
So he could see the future?
imprettyawesomeiswear
I believe so.
ProcrastinatingAgainLikeUsual
If you going to do the time, may as well do the crime.
maddiepilz
plus it wasn't even a crime
jc0000
+1 for self-fulfilling prophecy sex.
SickRanchez
If you want ur SO to cheat on you, the best method is to try and make them feel guilty about it as if they already have
maddiepilz
very nicely phrased. I absolutely agree.
BlackPengu
I'll make a mallard out of this. brb +1
SickRanchez
Do it thanks, people need this im so tired of my friends doing this to themselves
mkd64
Did she have a say in any of this? Or do you break people up just to fuck them?
Zulkier
Sounds like she was just a tool to getting back at the guy that accused him
imprettyawesomeiswear
I didn't break anyone up. The dude did that themselves. Insecurities destroy relationships. I just saw her as a coworker. Alcohol is great.
imprettyawesomeiswear
And "helped" with our decision making skills.
BointToist
imprettyawesomeiswear
Doesn't matter had sex
BointToist
bumhand
Jim Halpert?
Iamthevapelord
I love you so much right now
04FoxSake
imreallyjusthereforthecats
hansoree
*swoons*
Nightwing1984
Hey hey hey it's fat Halpert
04FoxSake
i just saw that episode today!
PJPantsParty
Sephiyevon
*caught me*
04FoxSake
kappersnapper
Omg this one wins, I can't stop laughing.
wellthatsjustyouropinion
deanwhinchestergifs
04FoxSake
GreenMeen28
coznestersmiff
This is Stanley Hudson, Jim Halpert is a menace
04FoxSake
That's not a Bane quote
coznestersmiff
You'll just have to imagine it in his voice.
04FoxSake
... fair enough, but that really changes the dynamic of the show.
MattDude
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
SonsOfMoog
WhatTheDormouseSaid
MrsJamesHalpert
Darrel and Val!
onehugedeal
Jimothy No!!
04FoxSake
Threads like this are why I'm on Imgur.
Shoe1ess
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Randall Park was on the office? Who knew.
TheFloristFriar
Yeah, he played Jim
OneMiniMuffin
Props from not seeing race.
Calculussucks
It was just another hijinks to drive Dwight crazy.
04FoxSake
No, this is Jim!
DarthVaderYouHater
Pim and Jam approve http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/145715/JIMPAMFACEOFF.jpg
04FoxSake
you stop that right now
RobBobertyYT
imprettyawesomeiswear
I do not know who that is but if you'd like to believe that...*winky face*
CrystalMethamphetameme
Ghostshenanigans
wellthatsjustyouropinion
04FoxSake
I was waiting for him to pop up in this thread +1
WalrusDongle
Dude you have to watch the office, it's a beautiful experience. Jim Halpert, salesman for Dunder Mifflin
mosier0874
Skip the first season though.
KeeleonOhms
Its only like 6 episodes...
mosier0874
And you don't miss much.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
*jim face*
Zane31
Jim and Pam are the best part of The Office to me.
TalfMorton
Dwight and JIm
04FoxSake
I cried in the very end; their friendship became something of beauty.
MrBfromRapture
Creed does it for me
JoshsCompany
'HE DONT GIVA F ABOUT NOTHIN!'
04FoxSake
Creed became my guy the moment he caught that fish with his bare hands.
HipHopSaint
Creed is the most underrated character from The Office
04FoxSake
That's part of his charm for me, though. His responses were always unexpected and therefore that much more hilarious.
therealretto
That's not Jim Halperts situation at all... it's Daryll and Val from season 7... Pam, Roy, and Jims situation was vastly different. SMH.
kappersnapper
Y'all could melt the Arctic circle with all this salt.
helpiaccidentlybuildashelf
Was looking for this comment
bumhand
Hmmm, imgur is about getting fake internet points. Jim has more reaction gifs that would put my comment up top with more replies
therealretto
Imgur is about whatever you want it to be about.
answermyquestions
You don't know anything, Pam was with Roy, Roy accused Jim, they broke up and Jim did Pam
therealretto
That's not what happens what so ever. No jealousy was part of pam and Roy braking up. Roy never accused Jim, yes Jim did pam, but that's it
Jrex42
Roy literally tries to beat Jim up
therealretto
For kissing his fiance, nothing to do with jealousy.
therealretto
Jim acted on pam amd kissed her at the end of seasom 2. Pam turned Jim down, Roy didn't accuse Jim of anything. He retaliated after learn
therealretto
Img that he made a move on his fiance. No jealousy related to it at all. You're a shitty office fan, and don't know the show.
04FoxSake
CauseImaLaaady
Just finished watching all 9 seasons... Jim is the perfect character. So much swooning over here.
therealretto
Jim is in no way related to this post.
04FoxSake
lol you're on an absolute rampage about this!!
therealretto
I sure am... my time may be better spent doing something else. But fuck it. Lol
ImMisterBanana2
I'm on season 9 episode 8, I'm so close...
CauseImaLaaady
The last few are feel good emotional episodes. The show is kinda lacking in the last season but I really enjoyed the last 3 or 4 episodes.
ghostie808
Did you find it started going downhill after Michael Scott left? I hated the guy only to realise that it was HIM that made the show funny
TheHorrorShow
I liked the show better after he left ._.
Ardencroft
I always found the Jim/Dwight dynamic to be the best thing about the show, Michael's scenes were just too uncomfortable for me, haha.
LuukeSkywalker
Definitely not quite the same but I still liked it. I just wish when he came back for the finale he had more than two lines.
ravensteel539
Completely agree. That last episode gave me the feels tho
lucillethelooseseal
Should have ended it alongside Michael. The rest of the seasons spoiled he time with Michael.
ghostie808
Yeah I thought the show took a downfall when he left
bumhand
Ya I just finished all nine for the first time about 2 weeks ago
DanielMurphyIsGod
Same with me, how crazy
therealretto
Than you should know that Jim Halperts situation isn't like this guys. This is like Val and Darryl situation in season 7.
ILiveInStateParks
Fire777
Me too a week ago Wow...
blordjsaiox
he's way too smug for my taste.
CauseImaLaaady
Jim? No way! I think he has a subtle confidence that I find very sexy!
blordjsaiox
You dont think the fact he bought a house without consulting his wife first was over the top?
CauseImaLaaady
Oh I didn't say that, haha. I would be pissed if that really happened to me; but Pam loved it?
ImplosiveBonBon
Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
Agreed
Cheomesh
Similar experience to me.Friend was dating a girl,she and I liked gaming with him.He started getting jealous,acted out,broke it off.A few 1/
Cheomesh
months later she shoots me a text asking me out.One thing leads to another and 5 years later we're married.Now we're gonna go play CSGO. 2/2
NickRivieraMD
I can't help but observe that this pretty much validates his jealousy, if she hit you up shortly after breaking up with him.
Wrathrunner
It's not a bad thing to see that a relationship with someone might be nice. Just dont compare it to your existing one
Cheomesh
It really doesn't.
EvilBrainAngelHeart
No, it makes his jealousy a self-fulfilling prophecy. If he hadn't have acted jealously, they might not have broken up.
NickRivieraMD
You don't need a 'no' before that. Probably both. He's jealous because she's interested in the other guy, (!/2)
NickRivieraMD
but also they prob woulda lasted longer if he hadn't been a twat about it. (2/2)
EvilBrainAngelHeart
Why do people assume she was interested in the other guy before the break up? I was in the same position as the girl in OP years ago, 1/2
rickyo86
So he basically had a reason to feel threatened and jealous all along.
OneMiniMuffin
Not really. This sounds like a classic case of F-you sex. Happened to a buddy of mine. Wish I had been accused of it. She was a Qew-T.
fluhatinrapper
Dude doesn't have to trust the guy, but he clearly didn't trust the girl. No trust = No relationship. He wouldn't have felt threatned if her
heinzb
Nope
AllTheWittyNamesWereTaken
No, by considering every potential mate a threat you are showing zero faith and respect to your partner.
adl7
You got negged because mature people aren't welcome on Imgur.
AllTheWittyNamesWereTaken
At least you made me smile about it <3
rollercostarican
thats not what theyre saying. Theyre saying there was clearly inappropriate flirtatious energy going on to get the dude riled up.
imprettyawesomeiswear
No there wasn't. For us to flirt we would have to work the same schedule. All he knew was that I was her only male coworker.
rollercostarican
i inappropriate was perhaps a strong word, but i do find it to be an oddly strong coincidence. I mean im not vilifying you dude, nothing
rollercostarican
against the law with some friendly flirting, but sometimes you get this thing i call mantuition. Perhaps dude saw the way yall looked at
rollercostarican
For ex. I had issues with my ex's coworker, she called me crazy and jealous, we broke up, she was pregnant with his kid a year late.
ephemra
Remaining objective both sides are perfectly plausible. All he said is he hadn't slept with her. They may have flirted, they may not have.
imprettyawesomeiswear
I didn't even flirt. I honestly don't like flirting with women in relationships.
ephemra
I certainly steer clear of flirtations outside my monogamous relationship but not all people are that way.
Carmichael106
Exactly. There was definitely something going on, regardless of whether or not there was sex.
EvilBrainAngelHeart
Having been in a similar situation, I can say you're wrong. Just because they hooked up while single, doesn't mean she would have cheated.
imprettyawesomeiswear
Her and I had never even flirted. We didn't even work the same schedule. If it wasn't for his accusations I wouldn't have thought of it.
DynamicWeight
Just because you don't think you were flirting doesn't mean she didn't think you were flirting. Perhaps you're very friendly.
imprettyawesomeiswear
That could be possible. But I don't think being friendly is flirting. Just my opinion.
Carmichael106
His suspicion does not disprove your statement, but I'll be damned if the outcome isn't very telling of something that went on.
imprettyawesomeiswear
Too bad too many people truly believe that.
Carmichael106
It's not like it had to be a conscious, deliberate affair. We can either be perceptive or not depending on whether or not we wish to be.
supersomatic
I don't think anyone is buying that but you...
imprettyawesomeiswear
Lol how can I flirt with someone when we have different days off. We only began to flirt at the bar that night.
grenader
You can only flirt on your days off? Don't understand..
OneMiniMuffin
This is totally a thing. Happened to a buddy at an old job of mine. Wish I had been accused of it. She was a cutie.
Whywouldyoudothat452
A site full of insecure dudes who always upvote self deprecating memes don't believe that the insecure guy's girlfriend was being faithful.
Whywouldyoudothat452
I would have never expected things to turn out this way.
imprettyawesomeiswear
imprettyawesomeiswear
Honestly though if he wouldn't have been talking shit I would never have done it.
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imprettyawesomeiswear
The curious thing*
deezer602482
Double Jeopardy
icelandicsealbear
I mean, she probably felt the same way
IAMACODGAWD
Yeah yeah we close our eyes and fuck who we want we get it...????
imprettyawesomeiswear
If it was only so easy
probshouldntsayitbut
Wht if that was her plan all along. Kept telling him lies about you to get him to piss you off then get dumped and get your angry D.
RobertEmmet
Angry D is best D
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
Try not to hold on to that "mindset" too much.U don't have to prove yourself to every1 Just be yourself, regardless of people talking shit.
imprettyawesomeiswear
Oh I know. I've never done anything like this before. Being a little tipsy at the bar and jokingly talking to her kinda pushedthisconclusion
KZDM
Liam?
DarthHat3r
That's a hate fuck
geeroboz
Your command of the English language is abysmal.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Much like his character
spetcnaz
So the BF sensed that there is something going on. You don't have to fuck to be unfaithful.
imprettyawesomeiswear
There was never anything going on. Not even flirting.
spetcnaz
So out of the blue he suspected you?
imprettyawesomeiswear
Because she stopped having sex with him he assumed she was cheating. I'm her only male coworker. Her and I did not even work the same...
imprettyawesomeiswear
Schedule
ILiveInStateParks
icelandicsealbear
I mean, she probably felt the same way
zhukoz
So, an ego conquest fuck
imprettyawesomeiswear
It honestly was.
FrijoleroUSMC
Okay Pinocchio...
imprettyawesomeiswear
I have no need to lie though...
ILikeBigMoobsAndICannotLie
Wow, that was mature of you.
EroticDementor
You've heard of pity sex, now get ready for the all new: petty sex!
Sugarcrotch
I can get with this
imprettyawesomeiswear
I lol'ed
MasteroftheLag
Dean?
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
Dean wermer?
LookAtMyUserNameAndUpvoteThisComment
Sorry *shrug*
ashmenon
Petty Petty Bang Bang
chronovore
I barked laughter. Well done.
Fuglysack
REVENGE SEX!!!!
Cocacoladinosaur
*if he HADN'T been
GiFucked
Sounds like she was already cheating on him just not with you. Or this is a fake story, who immediately fucks someone right after a breakup?
imprettyawesomeiswear
Don't know her side, just know mine. We never flirted, never did anything.
GiFucked
How long after they broke up did this happen?
imprettyawesomeiswear
I think it's been about two weeks?
GiFucked
"The first thing I did" Kinda made it sound like it was in a span of hours or something. My mistake.
Despereauxtilling
I've done it... Twice. Never cheated though. One was about three days after an ex ended it, another about two weeks after I ended it.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Quite a lot of people?
rshini
1. Rebounds 2. If he's accusing OP of fucking her, he's probably accusing her of cheating, and might as well do the crime if you do the time
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
So you had sex with her out of spite? That's an entry ticket to dickhead club, you know that right?
Curiousone545
Holy shit, @op, I think we found the Ex. dude, the girl could have had a wondering eye, or the guy was insanely jealous. Combo's like that 1
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Clearly that suspicion us validated though, since the first thing they did was bang. Just because the ex is a cunt, doesn't preclude
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Everyone else being one too. Especially seeing as we've got Casanova here boasting about it for internet points.
Curiousone545
See, this is the thing with jealousy, it often becomes self fulfilling prophecy. That whole forbidden fruit thing. I do agree sometimes 1
Curiousone545
2)don't need outside interference, they're doomed anyway. Just needs a trigger. Guess op was theirs, would have been someone else. think.
imprettyawesomeiswear
I gotta take her side. Him and I have a mutual friend he doesn't know about and that person says he's retarded jealous. Last girlfriend he..
imprettyawesomeiswear
Had he thought she was cheating and kneed her in the face...in front of her kids. I just found this out.
imprettyawesomeiswear
I had sex with her because we were both curious adults. But since you commented on a few other things here...my character is just fine.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
You're boasting about being the reason behind a break up then fucking the chick that got dumped and admitted you wouldn't have banged her
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
otherwise. So no, there's not a lot you can use here to defend your character.
imprettyawesomeiswear
I wouldn't have banged her because she was in a relationship...
imprettyawesomeiswear
She broke up with him for additional jealousy.
imprettyawesomeiswear
I didn't cause the break up.