Aug 1, 2022 6:13 PM
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ProzacJones
Holy chocolate, Batman!!!
zeacorzeppelin10
Safe to say it looks delicious.
Zega000
...... Am I chocolate?
mjrosenb
I keep thinking these can't get more absurd, and i keep being wrong. Its awesome.
BrownPandaDan
Usually these are just kinda cool, this was straight up impressive.
loveisallwereallyhave
He made it lefty tighty, not lefty loosey. Garbage.
itsjustplaid
I wouldn't mind a safe full of caramel bars.
Cranbananarama
So much work put into a safe I could probably kick open.
Bonchoman
twatburglar
At least he only took a bite out of the gold bar and not the intricately detailed safe.
msaroff4
Now I need a safe for my safe.
13thVictim
I would swear this guy could do a functioning computer out of chocolate
M4nFle5h
My slow internet stopped and it was terrifying
artistandascholar2000
“Kill me before he eats me!”
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
Gotta boil those nougat souls to purify them
Twinklepot
Confection Perfection
ThrasherCrasher
I'm sorry does he have a CNC mill for chocolate?
paulguy119
Is that paint ok to eat?
IMainReinhardt
Actually yes! Wilton Metallic Silver Color Mist https://a.co/d/cTKpRmN is something similar to what he uses. Edible spay color
Oh ok I was worrying it was one of those super impressive looking cakes you see but they're basically covered in paint.
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
You still wouldn't want to eat it - sculpting chocolate does not taste good.
Oh. That sucks. :/
BaconAlmighty
I want to eat you. Safely.
harryplt788
Is chocolate the new cake? Am I made of chocolate?
Sechran
Gears? Really? ... "And for my next masterpiece, the Chocolate Antikythera Mechanism!"
JacktheKind
Good god, this guy is 20-30 videos away from building the large hadron collider out of marzipan
nclu
Is that, gold pressed Latinum?
FrellingFarbot
aShogunNamedMarcus
Hello and this is the Choc Picking Lawyer
notprotonated
LenzKist74
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Nothing on two, three feels like it's nougat...
mattamunoz
Now were gonna get the pick Bosnian bill and I designed ☠️☠️☠️
kawraith
I have serious doubts that he would use a fancy disc detainer lockpick when a basic brute force attack would do. Proper tool for the job.
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
I want to see the ramset take this thing on.
docwilco
Oh God, it would make chocolate chips out of the thing ?
LawFiveGuy
Fort Chox
You win.
RagingNorseman
And them you bring it out to your car, where it melts into the Seat.
yourelivingalloverme
How did he take a bite without getting the goo on his chin? And why didn’t he maintain eye contact the entire time? I don’t like it. +1
HandoB4Javert
Sweet
charlieschocolatefactory
Been watching too much CZN
Imakethingsweird
Ask OP's mom, she knows
Richardza
OPs mom thrives om getting the goo on her chin
YeOldeImgurian
I love it, there wasn't a smirking berk putting me off with disingenuous grinning. Just.. fucking make the thing, don't pretend to know me.
pmmehugeboobies
Never trust a skinny chocolatier
Manymanypets
Right?! That's what I am wondering, access to ALL this quality chocolate and so skinny? How??
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
He maintained eye contact to establish dominance and you can't do that while having gooey stuff in your face...
RobBobertyYT
Not with that attitude
TheNamesAshHousewares
Lol I like your style
ButtonsAreForPushing
I guess this answers the question…Yes, it’s safe to eat.
ReallyNotAVampire
It is a terrible safe though. Can just break through it with ease.
notblubber
IndigoVixx9
WhiskeyGrandpa
That’s a golden comment right there.
ExistentialDreadlocks
Ragganmore
Everything he does is safe to eat. All the coloured sprays are Cocoa Butter & Food Colouring and the Chocolate has to be high Qual to temper
Fml, i got the pun too late.
Pleasesirwasmyfathersname
You got there though.
Gameskyjumper
omg this went over my head. ACTUALLY came back to upvote.
MrToday
Cut a hole in it... have safe sex
weirdgur
PRNsedation
pdhackley
Brilliant!
Malloon
:D
JAPONfan
smashpro1
grapefruitengery
Why does anyone create art? Chocolate is probably a fun and challenging medium to work with, and that gold bar at the end looked tasty
Kyen155
DrewBerg
Why does anyone need a reason to create something? Why ask why, is a better question.
IDownvoteKhaby
You must be fun to be around.
Casually
He teaches chef's to create things like this and fancy restaurants and catering places hire chefs that can do stuff like that.
cartherium
I ask this question every time someone posts one of these videos.
glitterdemon
But why?
@OP this one is better..
htapoicoS
But why? Nobody is going to eat that so you could just 3D print it or don't make it at all
TheJokerXX
v
Bezaid
Before he put on the rest of the horns, I thought he was making Charizard.
juffowup00
It's a p...Dragon!
ministryofpeace
But the OPs is more edible
both are chocolate
Lumanson
Honestly I think the mechanical nature of this one is cooler
MadCat221
That is one Bad Dragon...
SomethingCatchyLater
got a bit nervous at 12 seconds in
CarlPearce
That's what she said.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
genericanamoly
He knows what he was doing.
dasklaus
But I've seen this one about twenty times already, yet the one OP posted not at all before.
If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!
StrictlyBull
Oh yeah the giant penis he turns into a bad dragon.
MichaeIScott
Bad?
makeSX
just Google bad dragon, or dont.
MultiservitorB123
Bhaaaaaa
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
Sigh... Paige, yes, I guess.
TheIceHorse
MisterRichard
This is of course super impressive but I also kind of wish the world didn't support novelty chocolate for people with too much fuckin' dosh
NeverExclamationPoint
There it is.
[deleted]
I've a lot of things that were once luxury items, and a lot of people will one day have items owned by me. Not a lot of snacks gonna make it
Polymathena
Why should he not earn what he deserves as a superior craftsperson and artist?
It's not him who's got too much dosh. It's that he's creating vanities for a class of people who wouldn't exist in an equitable society.
whitecheddarismyrappername
have you heard of famous artists?
alsoAzrael
I think the point they're making is that the existence of the mega-rich is overall harmful to society even if it means there's art like this
NumberTwentyShoes
In both videos here he's making his art in a classroom/cooking lab setting. He's a culinary instructor. He's underwritten by his school.
ShadusMacAoidh
Counterpoint: rich people aren't inherently bad for society... wealth hoarders are. The 'just plain old rich' people spend money, creating
cascading industries. Yes, they allow people like this guy to exist, but they also create other service industries everywhere they spend
their money. The issue is with 'old money' legacy wealth, or the 'new money' hoarders. Those have got to go.
ProzacJones
Holy chocolate, Batman!!!
zeacorzeppelin10
Safe to say it looks delicious.
Zega000
...... Am I chocolate?
mjrosenb
I keep thinking these can't get more absurd, and i keep being wrong. Its awesome.
BrownPandaDan
Usually these are just kinda cool, this was straight up impressive.
loveisallwereallyhave
He made it lefty tighty, not lefty loosey. Garbage.
itsjustplaid
I wouldn't mind a safe full of caramel bars.
Cranbananarama
So much work put into a safe I could probably kick open.
Bonchoman
twatburglar
At least he only took a bite out of the gold bar and not the intricately detailed safe.
msaroff4
Now I need a safe for my safe.
13thVictim
I would swear this guy could do a functioning computer out of chocolate
M4nFle5h
My slow internet stopped and it was terrifying
artistandascholar2000
“Kill me before he eats me!”
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
Gotta boil those nougat souls to purify them
Twinklepot
Confection Perfection
ThrasherCrasher
I'm sorry does he have a CNC mill for chocolate?
paulguy119
Is that paint ok to eat?
IMainReinhardt
Actually yes! Wilton Metallic Silver Color Mist https://a.co/d/cTKpRmN is something similar to what he uses. Edible spay color
paulguy119
Oh ok I was worrying it was one of those super impressive looking cakes you see but they're basically covered in paint.
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
You still wouldn't want to eat it - sculpting chocolate does not taste good.
paulguy119
Oh. That sucks. :/
BaconAlmighty
I want to eat you. Safely.
harryplt788
Is chocolate the new cake? Am I made of chocolate?
Sechran
Gears? Really? ... "And for my next masterpiece, the Chocolate Antikythera Mechanism!"
JacktheKind
Good god, this guy is 20-30 videos away from building the large hadron collider out of marzipan
nclu
Is that, gold pressed Latinum?
FrellingFarbot
aShogunNamedMarcus
Hello and this is the Choc Picking Lawyer
notprotonated
LenzKist74
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Nothing on two, three feels like it's nougat...
mattamunoz
Now were gonna get the pick Bosnian bill and I designed ☠️☠️☠️
kawraith
I have serious doubts that he would use a fancy disc detainer lockpick when a basic brute force attack would do. Proper tool for the job.
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
I want to see the ramset take this thing on.
docwilco
Oh God, it would make chocolate chips out of the thing ?
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
LawFiveGuy
Fort Chox
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
You win.
RagingNorseman
And them you bring it out to your car, where it melts into the Seat.
yourelivingalloverme
How did he take a bite without getting the goo on his chin? And why didn’t he maintain eye contact the entire time? I don’t like it. +1
HandoB4Javert
Sweet
charlieschocolatefactory
Been watching too much CZN
Imakethingsweird
Ask OP's mom, she knows
Richardza
OPs mom thrives om getting the goo on her chin
YeOldeImgurian
I love it, there wasn't a smirking berk putting me off with disingenuous grinning. Just.. fucking make the thing, don't pretend to know me.
FrellingFarbot
pmmehugeboobies
Never trust a skinny chocolatier
Manymanypets
Right?! That's what I am wondering, access to ALL this quality chocolate and so skinny? How??
AVaguelyFamiliarUsername
He maintained eye contact to establish dominance and you can't do that while having gooey stuff in your face...
RobBobertyYT
Not with that attitude
TheNamesAshHousewares
Lol I like your style
ButtonsAreForPushing
I guess this answers the question…Yes, it’s safe to eat.
ReallyNotAVampire
It is a terrible safe though. Can just break through it with ease.
notblubber
IndigoVixx9
WhiskeyGrandpa
That’s a golden comment right there.
ExistentialDreadlocks
Ragganmore
Everything he does is safe to eat. All the coloured sprays are Cocoa Butter & Food Colouring and the Chocolate has to be high Qual to temper
Ragganmore
Fml, i got the pun too late.
Pleasesirwasmyfathersname
You got there though.
Gameskyjumper
omg this went over my head. ACTUALLY came back to upvote.
MrToday
Cut a hole in it... have safe sex
weirdgur
PRNsedation
pdhackley
Brilliant!
Malloon
:D
JAPONfan
smashpro1
grapefruitengery
Why does anyone create art? Chocolate is probably a fun and challenging medium to work with, and that gold bar at the end looked tasty
Kyen155
DrewBerg
Why does anyone need a reason to create something? Why ask why, is a better question.
IDownvoteKhaby
You must be fun to be around.
Casually
He teaches chef's to create things like this and fancy restaurants and catering places hire chefs that can do stuff like that.
cartherium
I ask this question every time someone posts one of these videos.
glitterdemon
But why?
BaconAlmighty
@OP this one is better..
htapoicoS
But why? Nobody is going to eat that so you could just 3D print it or don't make it at all
TheJokerXX
Bezaid
Before he put on the rest of the horns, I thought he was making Charizard.
juffowup00
It's a p...Dragon!
ministryofpeace
But the OPs is more edible
BaconAlmighty
both are chocolate
Lumanson
Honestly I think the mechanical nature of this one is cooler
MadCat221
That is one Bad Dragon...
SomethingCatchyLater
got a bit nervous at 12 seconds in
CarlPearce
That's what she said.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
genericanamoly
He knows what he was doing.
dasklaus
But I've seen this one about twenty times already, yet the one OP posted not at all before.
BaconAlmighty
If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!
StrictlyBull
Oh yeah the giant penis he turns into a bad dragon.
MichaeIScott
Bad?
makeSX
MultiservitorB123
Bhaaaaaa
HardTimeKillinFoulNews
Sigh... Paige, yes, I guess.
TheIceHorse
MisterRichard
This is of course super impressive but I also kind of wish the world didn't support novelty chocolate for people with too much fuckin' dosh
NeverExclamationPoint
There it is.
[deleted]
[deleted]
MisterRichard
I've a lot of things that were once luxury items, and a lot of people will one day have items owned by me. Not a lot of snacks gonna make it
Polymathena
Why should he not earn what he deserves as a superior craftsperson and artist?
MisterRichard
It's not him who's got too much dosh. It's that he's creating vanities for a class of people who wouldn't exist in an equitable society.
whitecheddarismyrappername
have you heard of famous artists?
alsoAzrael
I think the point they're making is that the existence of the mega-rich is overall harmful to society even if it means there's art like this
NumberTwentyShoes
In both videos here he's making his art in a classroom/cooking lab setting. He's a culinary instructor. He's underwritten by his school.
ShadusMacAoidh
Counterpoint: rich people aren't inherently bad for society... wealth hoarders are. The 'just plain old rich' people spend money, creating
ShadusMacAoidh
cascading industries. Yes, they allow people like this guy to exist, but they also create other service industries everywhere they spend
ShadusMacAoidh
their money. The issue is with 'old money' legacy wealth, or the 'new money' hoarders. Those have got to go.