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Apr 19, 2025 7:23 PM
yokwe
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https://mastodon.social/@danirabbit@mastodon.online/114365366862140376
a1b3117
Some people lack the requirements equipment
ArgentXero
why cant i close any of these open tabs wtf
ChloeRed
haha, one of the replies in this thread will be mine :)
Chotay
I completely read that as Brian and not brain 🤦🏽
Which means, I'm definitely not using my brain....
rebelft
Rovylern
pedrocorreiaartwork
Scam.
Twinklepot
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHM0YjVheHJmeTlxdWtmenhvNHgwN29xeHN4YTh0NmM5NGZpNzc4YSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/u4KibgMsDLWM0/200w.webp
Divinyll
ohhh...a brain....i was really excited to have my own personal brian to do all my thinking for me
Munchman347
Caution, very susceptible to Fox and OAN disease, known to cause brain rot and cultishness...
Theeo123
Direct Link - https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/114365366606433847
Raxiel
Ugh, is this one of those "Neural Networks" people keep going on about?
TheUnstoppableWampas
The part where you lost me is "Brain works".
bikergeek6249
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
My Brain!™️ calculator function is broken, it is only useful as a RWRAM storage device.
forcefulpuspus
Dev Note: We are looking into reports of Brain powering down unexpectedly near people the user finds attractive.
yokwe
Using your brain may soon be illegal.
zippyuk2001
I cannot brain, I have the dumb!
AllGloryToTheDarkLord
How do i know the data its trained on isnt copyrighted?
relevent
Ugh, can I just turn it off? Sick of all these services throwing intrusive interruptions.
johnblood616
Except it constantly spams you with self-doubt and a recurring gif of every cringey thing you ever did.
OneUniverse
Body's Real Amazing Intelligence Network.
Deikin
I can't see this catching on. So many have boycotted it already.
EccentricNut
I can't draw hands either
trinxter
My boot sector is damaged. I can't read half my programs. The power supply is always on the fritz.
thecowkingdom
Mine's with ADHD™, Depression™ and Anxiety™ preinstalled and I cannot uninstall them. Frankly I think it's defective.
CedricDur
You should get a new one.
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
The strategic application of ethanol may help bypass unwanted routines, but is not recommended for prolonged use, and may harm other installed hardware.
WrongSarah
Sounds like it's paywalled
Raventhief
I'm sorry, I've tried Brain! and it requires daily upkeep in the form of protein as well as a lot of down time to keep up. Also, pretty sure the "create dopamine" "create seratonin" and "acknowledge melatonin" routines are broken.
Beefkins
I think I've found your problem. Brain needs Glucose™ to function properly!
Quick360
Oh, you went for the Brain (TM) by EA. Those require a few in-game purchases and a paid subscription.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
"When I use Brain, it enters low power mode within 6 to 8 hours and has an excessive recharge time. Using Screen I can go several times as long, with the same downtime."
Rivalyn
Those subroutines are still present and they still get called but there's a kernel level issue with a lot of hardware that causes these routines to error out randomly. Brain is robust enough to continue operation in spite of the errors but it does negatively impact performance for a lot of users. There's a huge variety of third party fixes but those can be expensive and aren't reliable for all users.
Almaadin
Those are microtransactions.
AlexSomething
They're not broken, you just need to pay for them.
TheMightyMollusk
In THIS economy?